Showcase - October 4th 2011
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**************************************** **************************************** ** Phoenix Valley Wrestling Presents ** ** SHOWCASE ** ** 10.04.11 ** **************************************** **************************************** -> Rob Cole -> Max and Sal -> Supreme Wright -> Perry Fontana -> AsH -> Masked Maniac -> William Craven -> The Berserkers -> The Spectre -> Senor Cloak Dos & Jacob Rose -> The Mercenary -> Larry Gionet -> Prophets of Rage -> Chris Hartt -> Uncle Frank -> Daniels, AsH, & Cole -> Gibson Hayes -> Caleb Foley **************************************** **************************************** Rob Cole **************************************** **************************************** [Two figures stand in front of the PVW banner... one keeps his eyes downcast as the smaller woman watches him with a twisted smile. She traces her finger along the scar beneath his jaw, and then turns to face the camera. The former world Champion doesn't even glance up as the woman speaks.] YC: He's a little pouty today, isn't he? Phoenix Valley asked us both to stand here tonight to speak about the events of this past Heatwave... specifically, to speak about my attack on poor broken Craven and the blood he's lost, the pride gone shattered, and whether or not my husband was a part of it. They see this situation as 'alarming'... not the threats against me, against my six year old son, but the brutal attack of a woman who stands 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighs in at a little more than one third... don't ever ask a woman her weight, poor boys. They want an explanation... oh, let's see? He spent months tracking down my husband... he used me and my son... oh, and he finally capped it off by threatening us after my husband beat him. [Cole turns to glare at the camera, his brows furrowed as his wife continues... giggling... ] YC: Oh no no no... not beat him. No... you see, Craven's been beaten before. No! My husband put him in the camel clutch, harkening back to the days of a by-gone era when the Iron Sheik defeated Bob Backlund, he trapped his legs over the bottom rope, he yanked back on that chin, and he forced William Craven to TAP... TAP.... TAP!!! And people say the next match is a rubber match... oooh, how exciting?!?!!! RUBBER MATCH?!?!?!! [Cole finally steps forward, taking a breath... he places a finger on her lips, silencing the woman before he turns to face the camera. He shakes his head in disgust... ] RC: What are we going to do, William? This isn't a debate... there's no funny advertisements or comical catch-phrases between us. You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I might still believe the fiction or your life... that I believe in the monster, the man who feels no pain, and that I might still be afraid of you somewhere deep inside. You're desperate for it, Craven. And while you scramble for some sort of purchase, some sort of direction; I've already washed the blood away and rinsed the filth of you down the sink. But you want one more go-round... one more chance to prove you're the sickest looney in the cage. [Cole cricks his neck. He pulls off his teeshirt, revealing the road map of scar tissue around his torso.] RC: Barbed wire ripped my the flesh off my chest... shattered glass, thumbtacks, and nails have been driven into my back and my chest and my stomach, there was a moment where I actually stopped breathing in that ring and my heart stopped and the wanted to pronounce me dead! I TOOK A SHOT IN MY HEART!!! Adrenaline from a needle designed to puncture the chest wall... Tell me again about the torture of your career?!?!?!! I buried a prematurely carried thing in a graveyard back in New York , watched my wife leave with another man, and watched my entire life spin out of control... would I ever serve an enemy as a stipulation??? I did it out of GRIEF, you sanctimonious jerk!!! And when he wiped out everyone that could challenge him, when he was on top of the world, I turned and became the challenger who would eventually step out from beneath his shadow... don't flap your lips unless you know what you're talking about, William! It gets worse? I can't begin to imagine how terrible life has been for you... over and over again, you come within only a few feet of glory, only to have it ripped out of your hands. Just like this upcoming heatwave! You have the opportunity to earn a shot at the gold waist trinket, but you won'r get it. You're not good enough, Craven... you'll get yourself disqualified in your hunt for me, you'll make a mistake, and you'll be taken out of the running and set back to the locker room. You're pathetic! [Cole shakes his head in disgust and turns away from the camera as Yllana steps forward.] YC: You have no idea, Billy. None! *Fade to Black* **************************************** **************************************** Max and Sal **************************************** **************************************** [The camera fades in to see Salih Mubarak seated in the backstage area, reading some papers. His face looks crestfallen. Sal's voiceover can be heard.] Sal VO: We like wrestling. We really like wrestling in PVW. But sometimes... Sal: [Reading] "The PVW TAG TEAM TITLES will be on the line in a Tag Team Triangle rules ... when what can be argued as the three top tag teams in the PVW - THE HEAT, MAX AND SAL, and LIVESTOCK AND THE GUTCH step inside the ring just a few shows before BOILING POINT. Can the landscape of the Tag Team Division take a huge change in power so close to Boiling Point?" [Sal sighs] Sal VO: Sometimes- being in PVW sucks. Sal: OK- title match. We like title matches. And Max and I like taking on Livestock and the Gutch. And we really like facing HEAT. But facing them... together... at the same time. Sal VO: The only thing HEAT and the Tag team champions had in common was how much they hated us. It seemed like they'd be bonding over that. Of course, while I worried about our future, Max was more concerned about his recent past. [Cut to Max walking in, with a half dozen ice packs wrapped around his waist. He moves gingerly into the scene.] Max VO: You know, for someone so concerned with "A Bright Future and a Better Tomorrow", you'd think groin shots would be off the table. Do you know many phone calls I've had to field from my mom who's now worried that I can't give her future grandkids?! Max: [easing into a seat with a groan] ...do we have any more ice...? Max VO: Of course, my partner was quick to show his concern for my well-being. Sal: [ignoring Max, focusing on the memo] We're screwed. Livestock. Gutch. Baptiste. PACO. [pause] Bubba. Johnstone. Arvelle. Florine. [pause] And just for fun, let's say Hayes and Uncle Frank returns to nutpunch you again. That's 10- count them- 10 people who just don't like us. [pause] Sal: And we're such friendly people, too. Sal VO: I was deep in morose over the possibility. But, thanks to the icepacks and several happy pills, my partner stopped complaining- and started hallucinating. [Max, still with the icepacks around his waist, pulls out a whiteboard on wheels into the room. There are various names written onto it.] Max: Eureka! I have the solution to all our woes! Sal: You have Jewel Staite and Gina Torres' phone numbers? Max: Eureka! I have the solution to almost all our woes! [He starts wiping the whiteboard off. Quickly seen is "WEEK THREE QB ELI MANN--" before it's erased. Max then begins to write down the various entourages of their next opponents as if they were a series of equations.] Behold...THE GRAND JERKFACE REPULSION THEORY! [Max writes down "#1- INFIGHTING". Max sets down the marker and explains.] Max: Livestock, Gutch, PACO, Baptiste... all these guys want of piece of us. But none of them have ever learned to share. They'll all be arguing who gets to beat us up first- if we step back, they'll start fighting amongst themselves and leave us scott-free! Sal: So, your theory is that they hate us so much they'll be too busy hating us to fight us? Max: EXACTLY! Sal VO: Did I mention the large quantity of medicines Max had taken ever since Uncle Frank stomped him in the groin? However, behind the drug-induced haze was the gem of an idea... [Sal writes "#2- TITLES"] Sal: Now, this isn't just for the right to beat us up. It's also for the tag team titles. Livestock and Gutch are desperate to hold onto the belts- HEAT are just as desperate to win the titles. Both sides are going to lose focus trying to win the belts to worry about winning the match. Max VO: This then led to another very important kernel of my theory -- the number of people at ringside, the concerns about HOPE and the Prophets of Rage, the locations of the moons of Jupiter. [Max picks up the marker, and writes... "#3- ENTOURAGES" He looks over to Sal, who nods thoughtfully.] Sal: We know from firsthand experience that Arvelle. Max: Never. Sal: Shuts. Max: Up. Sal: However, Todd Johnstone LOVES hogging the spotlight and unlike a pissy Frenchwoman, isn't one to give it up so easily. Max: Not to mention, their bodyguards! Sure, Bubba looks like he has the size advantage, but never count Florine and her ample assets out, especially in the brains department. [Max takes up the marker and starts writing again... "#4- NO LONG PASSING GAME" Cue the facepalm from Sal.] Sal VO: It was at this point that I realized either Max needed to cut back on the meds -- or start sharing them. Max VO: We're going to be in Oakland. It's a key factor to remember! [Sal grabs the marker from Max and quickly erases Point 4. He replaces it with... "#4- WE'RE BETTER" He pauses, then underlines it. Twice. Max nods eagerly as Sal sets down the marker, looks into the camera and shrugs.] Sal: Well... they aren't. [Max and Sal walk off as the camera fades to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Supreme Wright **************************************** **************************************** [A voice.] "The best in the world." [We fade into a shot of an African-American male, seated on a bench inside a dark, empty gym. Behind him, a makeshift wrestling ring can be clearly seen, along with various pieces of exercise equipment, including free weights, exercise bikes, and a weightlifting machine. He looks as if he's just completed his workout, hunched over with a towel covering his head, breathing heavy and dripping with sweat. As the camera focuses on that shot, the voiceover continues.] "Ever since I was a little rugrat growing up in Louisiana, that's all I ever wanted to be." [The man lifts his head, revealing the face of PVW's "mega prospect" and newest signee...Supreme Wright. His hair is pulled back into tight cornrows, snaking in an intricate design and his face is distinguished by a rather manly, full-growth beard. He glares into the camera with an expressionless look.] "Yeah, I've won awards and I've been a champion..." [Cut to archival footage from IPW, where we see Supreme Wright tripping up The Polar Bear Stud and locking him into the "Supremacy", his version of an inverted Texas cloverleaf. With the hold still applied, Wright drops down and bodyscissors The Stud, just inches away from the ropes, causing the bigger competitor to tapout and securing Wright his first-ever world title.] "...but I realize that in Phoenix Valley Wrestling, those accomplishments don't mean a dang thing." [We then cut to a shot of Wright inside the gym, methodically performing one-armed push-ups. His face is drenched with sweat and the strain on his body is apparent, but Wright just looks straight ahead, pushing on.] "Here, I see men that've wrestled longer, been greater and done so much more than I ever have. To them, someone like me probably ain't even a blip on the radar." [The scene flashes to a shot of Wright still in the gym, doing a rapid set of crunches on an elevated incline. He does this seemingly endlessly and mechanically, never slowing his pace and stoically looking straight ahead. The look of determination on his face is fierce, almost like a man possessed.] "It just reminds me that I've still got a long ways to go before I amount to anything in this sport. It tells me that I've got a heck of a lot of work to do before I can even think of being called the greatest." [We fade into a shot of Wright, up at the crack of dawn at a local high school football field, running up and down a row of bleachers.] "To men like Gibson Hayes, Rob Cole, Gabriel Whitecross...heck, even Tetsuo Kimura...I must look like just another overhyped, young buck flappin' his gums. But inside that ring? I guarantee that if any one steps into it with me, they'll know _exactly_ who I am." [Cut to a shot inside that wrestling ring we saw earlier. We see Wright training with a series of unnamed sparring partners. Wright is relentless, punishing his sparring partners with fierce takedowns and stretching them mercilessly. The voiceover then ends, as we cut back to Wright in the present, now leaning against the ring, with his arms folded across his chest.] SW: The funny thing is...I wasn't supposed to debut yet. [A chuckle.] SW: The front office wanted to hype me up. Have Mr. Lester and Mr. Hoyle talk me up big and make it seem like I was something *really* special. Give me an entrance with so many bright lights and big explosions, that it'd make Sammy Knight's debut look like a little kid waving around a sparkler on the 4th of July. [He leans in towards the camera.] SW: And I said "No." [Smirk.] SW: If Phoenix Valley Wrestling wanted to convince the people that Supreme Wright was so dang great and amazing, all they had to do was one simple thing. [That smirk turns into a huge grin.] SW: Put me inside a wrestling ring. [He looks down and shakes his head..] SW: 'Cause I ain't gonna' win hearts and minds with pyrotechnics. I ain't gonna' sway public opinion by spoonfeeding the people with nice, big helpings of hype. All that flash and all that hootin' and hollerin' doesn't hold a candle to what I can accompish if they just gave me an opponent...and an opportunity to let loose that beast in my heart. [Supreme taps a finger to his chest.] SW: But I can imagine what a man like Mr. Kimura must be thinking right now. He's gotta' be laughing. Probably got no idea who the heck I am. Hearing this mess coming outta' my mouth, a proud man like Mr. Kimura'll probably get offended. He'll puff out his chest, look at me like some sorta' insignificant threat and DARE this big-headed fool to come right at him and give him the sort of competiton that he desperately wants. [A slightly sinister grin forms on his face.] SW: I promise you that he'll get all that and MORE. [His eyes grow wide, as the prospect of battle spurs him on.] SW: 'Cause what Mr. Kimura needs to understand...is that I ain't here just to show the world that I can "compete" with the best. [He stares right into the camera, that glare in his eyes never as serious as they are now.] SW: I'm here to show the world that I _am_ the best. [Fade out.] **************************************** **************************************** Perry Fontana **************************************** **************************************** [Perry "le Phenix" Fontana sits on the front steps of 19th century Church, framed by its four, thick Corinthian columns. The air is gray, a steady drizzle of light rain showers over the Everlasting One who, for once, isn't wearing his flame-colored boxer's robe. Instead, it's the hood of a waxed rain-coat that covers his head, the kind usually associated with fishermen.] Fontana: Everything went according to plan... almost. Sure, the Dutchman wasn't willing to cooperate. He _bled_, but he didn't suffer any injury, didn't aggravate lingering aches. And thanks to the bloodshed, they've decided to give him some time off to fully recuperate. Come Boiling Point, Herscher von Donkerhardt will be healthy and able to defend his hard-earned title to the very BEST of his ability, aaaah ouais! [The King of Armbars smirks, then shakes his head.] Fontana: Of course, there was a _cost_, a toll to be paid in steel. I took the blow, cousin, and I'd do it again, and _again_, and AGAIN! [He massages his shoulder.] Fontana: While the bruised flesh was painfully _tender_ for a while, after a few days, the teeth-shaped wounds healed, and the bruises vanished, leaving me with everything I _wanted_... everything but ONE _THING_, ouais! [He peels off the hood of his dark raincoat, exposing his luxuriant black hair and gigantic muttonchops to the gloomy weather.] Fontana: Finally, I was on the brink of facing a Spectre that came to play. For the first time, he looked _angry, he finally looked WORTHY of _opposing_ me. But by the time he got to the ring with you, Sammy Knight, all the _passion_ he had built up was essentially gone. I don't know exactly what it is you did, cousin, but you stopped a good fight from happening. I was expecting to get the _best_ of Spectre, and I DIDN'T _get_ it, no! [In spite of the preposterous size of his muttonchops, it's always the intensity of his almost-crazed-but-not-quite gaze that strikes the most.] Fontana: One could say I'm _owed_ a match against the very best, but all I'm facing is you, cousin. I don't mean to shrug off your abilities, Sammy, but until you give me a true hard-fought match at Heatwave, I can't tell if you're the real McCoy or not. [A scoff.] Fontana: Who knows? Perhaps you're almost good enough to keep up with me. We come from very _different_ worlds, but there are similarities. [The Deathless One grimly nods, wipes the water off his face with the palm of his hand.] Fontana: Right here, in front of this church, it's where... [a deep breath]... [He points to somewhere in front of him, and the camera swivels to show Perry's own view. Across the street, young trees with yellowing autumn leaves line a series of water fountains that lead all the way to a sinuous six-lane bridge, a landmark known to Montrealers as the Jacques Cartier Bridge.] Fontana: ... Across the street over there... they made a park out of it three years ago, but it used to be a building. Two stories high, seemingly innocuous... was actually the Rock Machines headquarters. They were "allegedly" involved in gangsterism, warring with the Banditos, also "allegedly" accused of the same crimes. Justice may be swift in the US, but up North, investigations last for _decades_, and who the heck knows if a damned trial will even take place? I suppose _some_ of us learn to handle things on our own, up here. [The camera turns back to Fontana, who meditatively combs his jet- black hair back with his fingers.] Fontana: Still, that street, next to that pothole over there... it's where my mother and I were shot to death. Well, _she_ died. Drew her last breath right in front of me. [An eyebrow jerks upwards.] Fontana: I just thought she'd fainted. Tried to ask if she was OK, but I suddenly was face first on the pavement, too. There was no pain, really, yet I couldn't breathe, felt dizzy... [He licks his thin lips.] Fontana: ...Then I saw her eyes. The open eyes that... don't _see_ anything. [Il Eterno lowers his head, slowly pulls the hood of his raincoat back over his head.] Fontana: When I woke up afterwards, I was in the morgue. For the third time in my life... I'd been declared dead. Believe me when I tell you that I didn't care, at the time. Je voulais seulement maman... [As he bites his lower lip, the dimple of his chin almost disappears. He takes a deep breath, and his tone changes, the drizzle washing the melancholy away.] Fontana: I don't know what the shooting did for _you_, Sammy, but I can tell you what it did for me. As an orphaned and angry eleven year old, they shipped me off to my Uncle's. For the first few months, my bed became the wrestling mats of his training pit. School became increasingly more difficult... I couldn't focus, fought too much... the Pit became my sole source of solace. [He cocks his hooded head.] Fontana: Old Jacques, he'd teach me every day, along with his older pupils. He stretched them for hours daily, tortured them until they realized wrestling wasn't in their blood. He'd stretch me for hours, too... but I never gave up. That pain, at least, I could understand where it came from. That pain, I knew how to deal with. I guess it's where I fell in love with physical pain, cousin. [The King of Armbars gets to his feet, wiping the accumulated rain out of the wrinkles of his raincoat.] Fontana: Now, I'll freely admit that I never wasted my time listening to you babble at the PVW cameras, so I'll _forgive_ you if you didn't listen to anything I've just told you. I certainly won't be listening to you address every point one by one and dissect them like you're captain of the high-school _debate_ team, so you'll be _wasting_ your time if you do. Nobody cares if I say you're from the Hills instead of Compton. That ain't what wrestling's about. However, I _did_ watch the tapes. You don't have a style of your own. A wrestling jack-ass-of-all-trades, master of NONE. Still, You've already won your share of gold... just remember that what happens in other federations and what happens in PVW are two different things. PVW is where _former_ World Champions come to find out if their reigns were LEGIT. Some have come and gone, and others will make their debut after Boiling Point. Phoenix Valley Wrestling is crawling with fallen champions, men who were considered the world's BEST in their former federations, yet can't step up to the plate and win the PVW Television Title when the _real_ COMPETITION begins, OUAIS! The kind of former champions I've beaten far too often, really. [One by one, the Everlasting One marches down the Church's steps.] Fontana: Are you one of those, Sammy, or can you prove to be the real deal? I didn't get the _best_ of Spectre, so I better be geting the BEST out of _you_! Ouais, you're undeniably the underdog, here, cousin... [Close to the camera, Perry shakes his head.] Fontana: ...but that doesn't mean you don't have what it takes. [As the camera remains static, le Phenix turns his back and starts walking away. Over the sound of passing cars, we hear his final words.] Fontana: It only means you need to _prove_ that you do. **************************************** **************************************** AsH **************************************** **************************************** [Camera opens on AsH, elbows on his knees and leaning forward from a black leather chair. He's sporting a mouse over his right eye and a few bruises visible along his forehead, neck and shoulders. He's wearing a wifebeater and a pair of blue and white Aero pajama pants along with a pair of sandals, and looks as though he may have been resting for the entire time since the last match] AsH [his voice dry and almost raspy]: It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. [AsH clears his throat and shakes his head, his trademark smirk coming through] AsH: It's something I've lived almost my entire career by... knowing that because I fought, and I lost... that I was truly the better man. Those slings and arrows come a'flyin' when you lose. People come outta that woodwork to tell me that I never shoulda been there in the first place. And maybe they're right. But look what happens with a little positive thought. People get proved wrong. Your place gets established quickly. And those who doubted you before, will start throwing everything they have at keeping you where you were supposed to be in the first place. [AsH smiles] AsH: And that includes throwing psychopaths, thyroid mutations and would-be athletes with MANUFACTURED Redbull addictions. That's right, I said it. You're fishing off my pier, 'Stock. And you know it. Pssssh, Redbull. You're full of Bull, alright. But the point is, look at the man the critics are screaming about now. Look at the state of things. Gibson Hayes, is not only sending the troops at me en masse, but he's manufacturing opponents. And I think the walls are going to start closing in sooner than he thinks. Using the masked maniac to stave off another shot from the man people assume is obsessed with pokemon. The man people think hasn't evolved since the 90's era poor spelling. The man considered both a has been and a never was. This man is now public enemy number 1... and it's only makin' me stronger. [AsH begins to lean back, showing a bit of wear on his bruised muscles] AsH: Its bringing me back, Gibby. To the days of complete beatings and still coming out on top. To the days when I was in the hunt for the gold, for some reason or the other. For the days of chasing an opponent who truly is my better. Taking away every avenue of escape, every excuse, everywhere he could run to ground. I take away every possible reason he could have to deny me. I force him to face me, man to man. And I beat him. And the world finds someone else that I couldn't possible beat. [AsH's smile fades to only the half-cocked smirk] AsH: And people have already asked if I'm crazy for requesting this week's match. Spectre, Detson, and Craven? Surely, I've gone mad asking for the three most monsterous, dastardly, and dangerous men on the roster be teamed up and step in the ring with them. And my allies are considered... unreliable at best. [AsH chuckles] I've faced longer odds, gentlemen. Ever have sushi at a pizza place? [Again, AsH smiles] AsH: It's no mistake that I cultivate a conception that I'm outgunned and I'm outmatched. Frankly, people who take me seriously and prepare as they should generally put me away without a second thought. I'm no impressive physical specimen. I'm no wrestling savant. I don't even have a lot of spring in my step anymore after a few dozen knee surgeries. But I am the hardest working, toughest, and most resilient son of a bitch you're ever going to come across. And if you, for a single second, thing that those three attributes don't measure up without the natural talent to stack upon? Well, you're just another loss waiting to get in line with the rest of them. [AsH nods at this and slowly, painfully raises his arms to lean behind his head] AsH: Because hard work will always beat talent... when talent refuses to work hard. [With that, the camera fades] **************************************** **************************************** Masked Maniac **************************************** **************************************** [Aaaawwww ... Yeah ... We open up to the funky sound of music for the soul as we fade into the famous hoes crib ... The Masked Hoooooootel. With disco lights circling all around we catch a glimpse of the Maniac of soul ... The Masked Bro with a fro ... The Masked Maniac. He stands back to camera, with his wild black fro tightly snug ontop of his flat black mask. He turns slightly and with one click of the thumb pauses the sweet sounds of love ... and hits the g-button ... oh yeaaah the button of soul ... the answer machine voice messages.] [Female voice ... of course] "Hey you masked stud you ... It's been 14 hours and I haven't talked to you. Please call me back?" [The Masked love machine turns nodding and gives the camera a big thumbs up.] [Another Female voice ...] "How's the little masked guy doing? Did you get some more pills --" [The ladies man quickly hits the skip button then turns back towards the camera and gives a thumbs down.] [Finally a male's voice ... Sort of quiet and hard to hear, but we can understand it since we are meant to understand it.] "Masked Bro ... It's your pal, Blue D! I see you were awarded a title shot. I just wanted to call and wish you good luck. I am going to try to make it out to Cali ... but you know how it is being a Masked Bro and all ... Anyway's good luck!" [Masked Maniac stops his messages and turns towards the camera with his silk playboy rope ... thankfully closed up this time. I guess he got the memo that kids do watch!] MM: Now you know why the Media calls me ... Masked Hugh! [...] MM: Gibson Hayes ... your time at being the top Soul Tiger is up ... The message is loud and clear. I have been molded and crafted since a young age to lead ... When I was looking for a job fresh out of wrestling school ... I was given this great honor to wear the mask. [The fro'd mask man nods.] MM: And every since that moment ... It was like a Cinderella story! The slipper fit and my pumpkin of a life turned into a horse drawn carriage. [The Masked Man moon walks backwards to his leather couch where he suavely sits down like he is Hugh Hefner.] MM: Let me ask you something ... Gibson. [Maniac extends his arms as he leans back.] MM: Do you have a song customly made for you by the awesome band ... Droner? [Masked Maniac pauses as if he is waiting for a response.] MM: What's that? Well I have not just one ... but _TWO_! Have you wrestled down in the ASLL in honor of the PVW? How many Gibson Hayes t-shirts have sold? [Masked Maniac nods confidently.] MM: And my fro-bro ... Let me ask you a question ... How many hoes does that maskless fro get? [Masked Maniac makes a zero with his right hand.] MM: That's right while you may be the PVW World Champion ... It has become obvious that it's my destiny ... And thanks to my Masked Brother from another Mother .... Blue Diamond. I am here with a chance of a life time ... A shot of a life time ... A chance for destiny. [Masked Maniac slowly stands up.] MM: And on Heatwave I will be unveiling my secret weapon ... The MMK! What's that you ask? It's only the most deadly kick in all of professional wrestling ... A kick only a Masked Bro ... [Masked Maniac holds up one finger.] MM: _WITH_ a fro can master. You see Gibson Hayes attempted to learn it many years ago. And I have to give him some credit. He has knocked a few UNMASKED bros out with it. The only problem is ... Gibson Hayes is just a bro with a fro. [Did you get all that?] MM: That's right ... Come Heatwave I will arrive to Oakland. With my secret weapon ready to complete destiny. Ready to spin in the air with soul ... As this foot! [Masked Maniac points to his right boot.] MM: Knocks Gibson Hayes out. And I will then become the second bro with a fro ... but the FIRST Masked Bro with a fro to become the first ... ever ... PVW World Heavyweight Champion. Because, you gotta be slick to hit that kick ... You gotta have soul to get on a roll ... and the hoes ... love a Masked Bro ... especially with a fro! [And with that ... thankfully we fade.] **************************************** **************************************** William Craven **************************************** **************************************** [Scene; interior view, a neglected nursery. Initially the screen is filled with nothing more than a framed portrait of a young couple holding a toddler boy. The woman, a slight and raven-haired girl with pale skin and Latin features holds the child in a seated position, facing the camera. Towering over her, the dark-haired man cradles them both, and his ice-blue eyes are perhaps the only thing remaining to mark him as a 20-something-old William Craven.] WC: "Years pass as clouds riding a nor'easter in from the Atlantic while seconds tick by with plodding slowness; a type of torture. Wanderlust grips me and I find these walls a prison more fast than the concrete walls that surrounded me in the brig following my assault on a superior officer." [Pan over to show Craven himself, seated on the floor, reading from a weathered composition book. His green-tattooed face is streaked from eye to chin and he looks haggard in a pair of ragged army camo slacks and a white A-shirt. Behind Bill is a mass of clutter and old furniture. It appears that the wider scene is, in fact, an attic.] WC: "Clearly Lydia senses my ennui. For some months she celebrated my return from Kuwait and, though the benefits she enjoyed were no longer evident, she nevertheless enjoys my presence. Though the large apartment she and our little boy shared in Battlecreek has been taken away, my mother and Frank have welcomed us into their home, forming a new kind of family unit that supplants the Nuclear. Such joyous redemption from my shame as an American patriot cast out of the only fraternity in which I truly felt at home ... why do I feel the need to fly free?" [Turning pages in an exploratory fashion, Bill looks to camera several times, grimacing and shaking his head. Finding his place, he blinks several times before speaking again.] WC: "The deed is done. I already regret it. I fear that Lydia will never take me back. Already the door to my childhood home is closed to me even as my wife and son reside within. My mother will not speak to me. I'm sleeping on Brody's couch. Between classes, he entertains the notion of taking time off from law school to accompany me; to see Asia. Americans of my size are said to be in high demand in the deathmatch circuit. I don't speak the language but Brody studied Mandarin extensively while attaining his Bachelors Degree which may be enough. All the profits from my fights will be sent back to Detroit to care for little Billy ... so why can't I shake the thought that I am, truly, the worst of men? [More flipping as Bill finds his place. While most men have at least mixed feelings when reminiscing, Bill seems to know nothing but pain.] WC: "Our flight from Bangkok was dicey. The man with the broken neck had a lot of friends and, unfortunately, most of them were armed. He was such a powerful specimen, and skilled, that I, for the first time since arriving on the continent, felt a grain of fear. One lucky kick to the base of the skull and he fell, quite conscious but unable to move and hardly able to breathe. Tackling the odds-taker I ran off with my winnings and made for a junk bound for Cambodia. With luck we'll find a flight to China or, preferably 'though unlikely, an airport large enough to send Brody and I to the 'States with minimal layover. Ironically this, the first to fit the name, was intended to be my last deathmatch in any event. A courier reached us in our squalid room bearing a letter from Lydia and ... a document requesting signature. She's filing for divorce..." [Pausing, Craven's grizzled face goes cold. Gripping his face, he strokes downward, dragging his wrinkles and scars into an unconvincingly smooth plane of green before retaking a two-handed grip on what is, apparently, his journal.] WC: "Love of my life, a gentle soul who saw some good in a bullying jock who walked into college on an athletic scholarship; she now she seeks her freedom. I must stop this. My tour in the middle east, cut short as it was, lasted almost two years. My tour of Asia lasted a few days shy of a year. Why is this different? She must understand that what I did I did for her and our son. Her tersely phrased letter made clear that she sees my flight from the 'States as the selfish move of an unstable man. There must be something I can do to change her mind. Otherwise, truly, the darkest days are yet to come..." [Finally, Craven closes his journal. Glowering at the camera it's clear that this foray into the past has bothered him dearly.] WC: Reflecting on my own life I see the dimmest parallels between myself and my quarry. Hindsight shows me that I, indeed, did not deserve the love of the lovely Lydia Gomez. Robert Cole, if it were not already evident, does not deserve the warrior queen he has somehow tricked into marrying him. Robert ... if you were the "Monster Under the Bed" it was only because Yllana refused to let you under the covers. Robert, I do not know by what sorcery you hold that Goddess of war in your sway but I assure you that she will eventually break free. Her fury is hot as the sun, her beauty as bright and, Robert ... she hits harder than you do. [Hey, Bill just smiled for the first time this segment. It's unseemly and shark-like.] WC: It is as if Paris parlayed his possession of the Golden Apple into a wedding day with the fair Goddess of Heroes, Athena, and, on receiving the apple she, inexplicably, remained. The veil will be lifted one way or another, Robert, and Yllana's involvement is the first step. After all ... if you had this situation so well in hand then why did she have to get involved? [Sneer.] WC: It gets worse, Robert... [Fade...] **************************************** **************************************** The Berserkers **************************************** **************************************** (SCENE: PVW Backdrop ... nothing special about it. However, the two men standing infront of the back drop is another story. The angry, menacing, and intimidating painted up Wolf and Doom.) Wolf: Well ... It's about that time isn't it Doom! (Wolf slaps Doom hard across the back giving a loud - TWAAAAP sound.) Wolf: It appears things are starting to get a little knee deep around here. So we knew that there were going to be some sort of Carnival games when Masked Maniac and his band of freaks came dancing out to clown tunes ... The only problem is we didn't know that no-good coward Devin would be one of them. (Wolf and Doom both glare into the camera.) Wolf: Devin ... I guess Doom and I must have gotten your attention. What was it the paint? Was it the loud sounds of every tag team we have faced hitting the mat face first? Was it the acceptance that the Berserkers are the gateway of the PVW tag team division? (Wolf snarls into the camera.) Wolf: Whatever it was you just wrote a check you can't cash. Now, I know you have been having a hissy fit with your twin sister ... but why in the world you thought tossing out a mask and parading down to get mixed up in Zerk-business is besides me. (Doom cuts in.) Doom: For weeks we have been calling out the Rage brothers ... Instead we have attracted a Houlihan sister. Unlike my partner over there ... I don't care why you did it ... Just the point that you did it. (A smile forms across Doom's face.) Doom: I have been waiting ... I have been pleading ... For someone to grow a pair and come down to the ring and stand toe-to-toe with us. Now, I would have never guessed it would of been barbie over there ... But hey we already dropped one worthlesson her skull. What's the harm in doing it again? Wolf: Forgive my partner ... Sometimes he doesn't dress up what he says sometimes. Doom: There is no disguise here. Devin, you will always know exactly what I think about you. And you proved to be nothing but a worthless little punk. You want to face a man? You want to make a statement? Then step inside that ring and look me in the eyes. And give me a chance to answer as a man ... otherwise you aren't nothing but a coward. (Venom coming from Doom's mouth.) Wolf: This week my partner and I aren't scheduled with a match. No ... but we will be in the arena. You see we are headed to Oak-Town and we are going to be hunting for a Renegade. Devin, if you have any balls left in that dress of yours ... You will come out from the back and you will answer for the crimes you made. You see Doom and I ... We don't hold trial. (Wolf now grins.) Wolf: No ... We are the judge ... jury ... and executioner. And Devin, you are _GUILTY_! (Both men's smile fade and they snarl into the camera.) Wolf: Next week ... It's not BOOM time ... Doom: It's find that son of a and send his ass to HADES time! (Fade to black.) **************************************** **************************************** The Spectre **************************************** **************************************** [The scene fades in on a dimly lit locker room. The florescent lightbulbs flicker overhead, the slight buzzing noise the emit echoing eerily through the room. The camera moves from left to right rolling smoothly until it gets to the sixth row of lockers, where it finds The Spectre sitting on the bench, his pale eyes shining out from under his dark dreadlocks. The powerfully-built goth leans forward, his elbows resting on his knees as steam drifts slowly from his skin and his breath mists with each exhalation.] "For those wondering, we remain unamused...and unsated." [The madman slowly blinks, taking a deep, shuddering breath, then exhaling once again.] "We did precisely what we said we would in our last match...and there is more to come. It seems that our appearance...our actions in the ring and our words have been insufficient to drive home the point that we are not to be trifled with... It seems that we have been unclear in this fact. That it has somehow escaped from the attention of certain individuals. Insanity is no excuse...delusion is no excuse. We have left a trail of bodies in our wake as we've moved through PVW. No one can claim to have stood in within the ring with us and have come out unscathed. Friend Cole's experience with us was so severe it changed the course of his life for the next two years...even now he struggles with the darkness that was revealed inside of him. Still not enough? Does our idiosyncratic speech amuse you? Make it appear as if we are less threatening? The last event, we left people lying in their own blood. Next time, will will do the same. PVW as a whole has been warned: You will all bleed. You will all suffer until we take what we desire...leaving you all to fear the dark." [fade] **************************************** **************************************** Senor Cloak Dos & Jacob Rose **************************************** **************************************** [Scene opens to a black screen with some white text that reads..] "Backstage at the last Heatwave" [The black gives way to the hallways backstage at the Selland Arena in Fresno, California. We hear a pair of footsteps coming around a corner and voices.] "Please leave me alone, Senor Rose." [Rounding the corner is a sweaty small Mexican man wearing black tights with cherry colored boots and wrist tape and a black luchadore mask with cherry colored eye visors that prevent us from seeing his eyes and a cherry colored "SCII" on the forehead. The man is also carrying the PVW Television championship and everyone at home knows right away it is Senor Cloak Dos.] SCD: I-I'm busy. [Following the luchadore is the tall figure of Jacob Rose. While well-dressed as always, the Londoner looks near desperate with his hands outstretched in a pleading manner.] JR: Mister Cloak Dos-- [Cloak keeps on walking while nervously looking for some way to escape the well dressed man attempting to speak to him.] SCD: I have to ah.. Find my things and get going. Please excuse me, Senor Rose. JR: --please, just a moment of your time! [The luchadore looks around almost frantically. Surely there has to be a way out of this situation somehow!] JR: About Tradition...about what happened to your mask-- [His head slumps over, he can't get out of this conversation. Dos sighs then turns around to face Rose.] SCD: Senor Rose.. I have not accused anyone specifically of stealing that mask or of causing distraction to set up the theft of the mask. [Rose flinches at that.] JR: I swear, I had nothing to do with it! I don't-- SCD: (interrupting Rose) I only hope that whomever has the mask.. WHOMEVER.. That they return it so the Phoenix Children's Hospital can have it for their memorial display. However that message gets to whomever has the mask I just hope it gets to them. [Jacob slowly nods at that. He swallows.] JR: [after a couple of seconds] Mister Black has never been a gracious loser. Or a gracious winner for that matter. I thought -- if he _was_ responsible for the theft -- I thought he would have shown up during your match with Mister Bisignano tonight. Try to ransom your mask for a rematch. Isn't that how it usually goes? [A small, yet sad and bewildered laugh escapes Jacob.] Even though, I'm sure he already would have been entitled to a Television title rematch through proper channels. I wanted to see it for myself. But Mister Black didn't appear... [He shakes his head, looking lost.] JR: I have _no_ idea what is going on, Mister Cloak Dos. I wish I did, but there it is. I hope to God your prayers are answered and you get your mask back for the hospital. [He turns away and starts walking.] And I'm sorry for troubling you further... [The luchadore sighs again, then nods his head and gives a small wave.] SCD: Gracias, Senor Rose. Adios. [Dos watches Rose walk out of sight then he shakes his head and walks offscreen. The corridor is clear now of both men, but after a few silent moments a shadow of an eavesdropper to their conversation falls at the corner of the intersection. Almost casually, the owner of that shadow turns the corner to reveal himself -- "Bad Wolf" Christopher Black. Almost on instinct, the cameraman takes an immediate, jolted step back as if the lanky Englishman might go after him. With blue eyes cold and bright, the Bad Wolf just slowly smiles, exposing the barest trace of teeth. Then, as casually as he appeared, Black turns around and walks back from whatever hidden den he came from. And the only sound heard is the low, pitiless chuckle of the Bad Wolf.] **************************************** **************************************** The Mercenary **************************************** **************************************** (Scene opens. The Mercenary is sitting at a card table, rifling a deck of cards.) Merc: So, I see I'm going to be involved in yet another match with Epstein and Manson. What's it going to be this time boys? Whist? Pinochle? Four handed bridge? Eh, who am I kidding... I know neither of you is capable of playing anything more complicated than 'Go Fish'. Even then, I don't think you two jokers could ever figure out how to win at that children's game. And yeah, I know Tom Landis is also involved in the match as well, so I might as well include him in the card analogy too. So, let's call him the trey. But isn't a deuce lower in value than a trey, you might ask? In most games, yes that would be true. But sometimes it's deuces wild, making them matter once in awhile. But this is not one of those times. Landis, as far as I'm concerned, you're just in the match as fodder to fill out the hand. But ultimately, you'll just be thrown into the discard pile and forgotten about. Epstein... Manson... you want to play games? Fine we'll play games. But you're both going to learn just who the games master is. (Merc tosses the cards into the air, and we fade to snow) **************************************** **************************************** Larry Gionet **************************************** **************************************** [The camera pans to a dark alley in the dead of the night.The moon hovers over the horizon with stars sparkling in the sky. The pathway has traces of puddles from rain taht came down earlier in Oakland California. In the center stands Larry Gionet with his black hair, sporting a black leather jacket. With the whether getting slightly cooler he is wearing blue jeans and white Nike sneakers. He looks into the camera with an intense look in his blue piercing eyes.] Larry Gionet: So here we are in Oakland California. Where the Black Hole resides of the Raider nation. Where men like Jack Tatum "The Assasin". Ted Hendricks "The Mad Stork" Otis Sistrunk are heralded as heroes and idols by their followers who lust for blood who wait for the snaps of bones cracking. None of these men will hold a candle to the pain and torment I unleash on Caleb Foley on Heatwave. So to all you fans who get off on violence like heroine addicts get off by the needle, this sure as hell isn't out of the generosity of my own heart. This is simply an action that must be done. For years I had to hear fans and the office sing the prasies of the PVW golden boy Caleb Foley. When I was dropping people on their necks. snatching victory after victory title after title I didn't hear no stinking angels trumpeting from heaven for my success?! [Larry Gionet looks up to the heavens with disgust. With disdain in his demeanor he lifts up his nostroils before spitting violently into teh puddles creating a ripple effect in the small waterway. He puts his right hand across his black hair straightening it out oh so slightly. His hands begin to shake as his anger and frustration start to get the best of the PVW Warrior. He cups his left hand over his right to stop the shaking.] Larry Gionet: THIS is why he must be stopped once and for all. I will be damned if after he is gone the people are still talking about him like he is God's gift to Phoenix Valley Wrestling. To all his supporters, don't expect this heartfelt farewell for their hero. If I have anything to say about it, he will leave the ring in a pool of his own blood unable to even stand on his own power. I want his vision to fade and all the oxygen suck right out of his body. Where you can be carried out by paramedics as you can sink further and further into your own black hole. And once you get sucked in you can never come out. Consumed by regrets, buried with secrets and knowing once and for all that you never could compare to Larry Gionet. [For the first time all evening, Larry Gionet begins to smile. A sadistic snarl to be more precise. He looks to the full moon and closes his eyes as if waiting for something. Waiting for a transformation to take place. As if waiting to unleash the beast that has been inside of him and is screaming to come out. As if planning to finally take out everything that has gone wrong in his PVW career and take it out on Caleb Foley once and for all.]. Larry Gionet: Committed to excellence a slogan these people live and die by. I am committed to making no action unwated, no stone unturned in that squarted circle Foley. Whther you ultimately end up with a concusion like George tskinsgon gave to Lynn Swann or end up with a broke jaw like Ike Lessitar giving to Joe Namath I am committed to giving you the worst ass kicking you have ever received in your career. If that isn't committed to excellence I don't know what is. When you lay trapped in your hospital room hooked up to a respirator maybe you will see that bright light at the end of hte tunnel. Maybe you will see your father on the other side and will have to admit that you were a failure. That you couldn't live up to his expectations of being a wrestler, of being a man. Then I wll rise up from the shadows and into the beaming light of glory and you will be nothing but a footnote in the anals of history. in the end darkness falls on us all. [Larry Gionet laughs to himself as he strokes his black chin gotee. He looks up as the stars shine brightly along the night sky. He drops down into a small puddle destroying its base as it splinters off into smaller puddles. He walks down teh alley with his hands in his jacket pockets. As he walks further and further from the camera's vision we see the full moon in clear view as we fade to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Prophets of Rage **************************************** **************************************** [Fade in: The scene fades in on Shadoe Rage, standing before a backdrop with the Prophets of Rage insignia, a purple silhouette of the brothers with Pizzazz standing between them, an arm on each of their shoulders. Shadoe looks a little tired. His kohl-lined eyes are drawn tight. The brilliant hazel eyes look a little dull. He wears a plain white sleeveless T-shirt. His mane of dreadlocks are tied back into a pineapple fall at the top of his head. He looks off camera for a moment before he turns back to the camera. He raises his hand and opens his mouth, drawing a deep breath to speak.] SR: .... [He falters, not saying a word as Derek Rage blocks out the camera. He clamps his hand over his older brother's mouth. The look in his eye forces Shadoe to cede the mark and give the camera entirely to the 7'2, 325 lbs Rage. Derek turns to the camera. Instead of the customary suit he too is wearing a sleeveless T-shirt in powder blue. Oil soaks through the fabric as it coats his muscular body. He runs a hand through short, unbrushed hair. A hemlock mix of emotions flows over his face.] DR: The wrestling world has the nerve to talk about how nobody's heard from the Prophets of Rage since Tradition VI. You know what I have to say to you? Go to Hell! [The short sharp violence of his voice is shocking.] DR: I care about a lot more things than the PVW right now. I care about a lot more things than the Prophets of Rage and tag-team wrestling. HEAT, Berserkers, Rock and Roll whoever, Max, Sal, Weinrib, Mubarak, you can all go to Hell as far as I'm concerned because I'm done with the lot of you. [What the hell is going on? The normally cool, calm Rage brother has snapped.] DR: I've been up and down these roads for so long I lost the fire to compete. See, that losing streak we went through when my brother was pulling his hair out? That's because I didn't care. I didn't care about matches or titles or winning. I was just collecting a cheque. [Derek snorts derisively.] DR: Why? Because this place bored me. The tag-teams are all the same, useless comedy act after useless comedy act. No difference between Max and Sal, HEAT or Weinrib and Mubarak. And the promoters wanted us to be the gateway team. The team that never got a shot at the title, but the only professional team that could put these idiots through their paces, make 'em look good, whatever. And I played the company man. It didn't matter to me. The dudes in the back could say what they wanted. They could think they were the best in the world, the coolest. They could crumble under their own self importance. It didn't make a difference to me. Until this promotion decided to disrespect Pizzazz. [Derek is frothing at the mouth. His chest heaves.] DR: HEAT, Berserkers, whoever couldn't beat us fair so you attack Pizzazz? You stab me in the heart for all that I've given the PVW. Well all y'all. you. you. you. [He jabs his finger at the camera, making it jump.] DR: Now you done made me mad. The most beautiful woman in the world and you try to ruin her? [Pizzazz comes out to the camera. Her face is hidden behind a face mask. The mask is made of gold. Beneath it is plaster and straps to hold it in place. She touches her face gingerly as Derek folds her into his arms.] DR: YOU DID THIS PVW! All to get over your next comedy act? This is how you repay my service? This is how you reward the job I did here? Well, not no more. PVW you're just not worth it. [Fade out] **************************************** **************************************** Chris Hartt **************************************** **************************************** [The scene opens up inside of the modest apartment of Chris Hartt. He sits on a couch, dressed in a simple jeans and t-shirt. His forehead is covered with a heavy bandage. In his hands is the hastily cobbled metal crown that Nevermind placed on his head. As he turns it in his hands, the worn, dented and dirty metal clunks together in spots.] Hartt: Once again, Nevermind, you completely miss the point. You trot your filthy ass out to the ring with rented females who probably regretted taking the bag of returnable bottles you offered them for their time, and you show off your back-alley art project, calling me the new King of Nothing because you say I don't stand for anything. You couldn't be more wrong. It's because of what I stand for that I wanted to get you into a ring and face me properly. You refused. You jump me from behind and still avoid facing me in an honest fashion. You shrug your shoulders and smirk, letting colonies of lice and filth fall off your beard just so you can show everyone that you don't give a crap about anything. Easy to have nothing to answer for when you deny you ever did anything. You claim that I threw away everything I was simply because you interfered in my matches. Wrong again. I may have lost sight in my own values, but all I wanted was the chance to face you down one on one., but you won't meet me where you can't manipulate things for your own advantage. You're all about protecting yourself because then everyone would know the truth. If you walked out there and stood before me, ready to take me on in a match, but then the horrible truth comes out. You can't match up to me. You can't handle what I can bring to a fight, so you duck, bob and weave out of the way. You refuse to admit I'm better than you and if you never face me, that'll never be proven. But the truth still exists and until you step up and try to prove me wrong, that is what will be, now and forever. I said I wanted to fight you. I said I wanted to hurt you. I was willing to go to any length to get at you because you are a coward and a backstabber. You'll never come at me straight ahead because there's too much chance you'll get caught and beaten down so hard you'll never get up again. But, I will be ready for you at Heatwave. I'll be there and I'm going to get an answer from you. I want a match against you. You're going to face me, one on one and we will take each other to the end of our limits. Of course, yours will only last two and a half minutes, so those girls said, but we'll still make it memorable. Try and swerve me. Try and avoid me. I know you will, but the night will not end until you do face me. You can have your jankety Tinker Toy crown back. I'm sure you're missing it greatly. I bear the scars from it to remind me that it was there. The seven staples in my forehead continue to tell me the story of what happened. It almost seems generous, you, the man with nothing and a strong pretense that he's happy over it, giving me a token of gratitude. If I didn't want to drown you in disinfectant and shave you bald, I'd almost be grateful. **************************************** **************************************** Uncle Frank **************************************** **************************************** [Cut to Gibson Hayes' estate. More specifically the part of it made available to one Frank Knight, Uncle Frank, as Hayes' and Johnstone's less than perfectly stable thug. Todd Johnstone enters the room dressed as horribly as ever and actually breathes a sigh of relief as he finds Frank here, watching some kind of program on the TV.] TJ: Frank! There you are! Good to see you've settled in and gotten comfortable. No more running off to your Chicago apartment between shows now, right? [Frank just nods absentmindedly, not taking his eyes off whatever is on the TV.] TJ: Good! Good! Listen, Frank... FK: Uncle Frank. [The interruption puts Todd off a bit, and for a moment he looks kinda annoyed, but he recovers quickly enough.] TJ: Uncle Frank, of course. Listen, Uncle Frank, you have a big match coming up on Shockwave. An important match, not only for you personally and your career here in the PVW, but important for HOPE! Frank, you have a Television title match against that little jumping bean, Senor Cloak Dos. [Another barely interested nod from Knight.] TJ: Listen to me, Frank... Uncle Frank. This is important! I WANT that title in the hands of HOPE! Having every one of you hold a title sends the right message to the chumps out there! So it is of paramount importance that you... [And Uncle Frank actually waves Todd off as if telling him to be quiet. Meanwhile his eyes never leave the TV which we still can't see the screen of.] TJ: Hey! Are you listening to me? You need to be listening to what I'm telling you, Uncle Frank. ]No reaction.] TJ: Okay, enough is enough! What the hell is so important you're ignoring me? [Still not taking his eyes off the screen Knight actually responds this time.] FK: Uncle Frank is looking for Gabriel Whitecross. He could strike at A Bright Future and A Better Tomorrow at any time. TJ: You're looking for Whitecross. In the TV? [Johnstone walks around the TV, the camera following him, and we can finally see what's on the screen. It's basically what amounts to a screensaver with lots of fish swimming back and forth.] TJ: This... Needs some explanation. [And the grin is suddenly back on Uncle Frank's face.] FK: Uncle Frank is looking for Gabriel. Gabriel is British. Britain is an island. Islands are surrounded by water. Fish live in water. Ergo the fish might know what Gabriel is planning and where he is, and since fish aren't very smart, sooner or later they're gonna slip up and reveal what they know. TJ: Right... No. No, no, no. Focus, Frank! FOCUS! [And Todd actually turns off the TV! Frank blinks. He stares at the black screen. Then stares at the remote in Todd's hand. And then he stands up, facing Johnstone and suddenly the word "looming" seems very appropriate as a description of what he's doing as he looks down at the smaller man. Johnstone, however, seems to have been ready for this.] TJ: Whitecross is not what's important to a bright future right now. The TV title is! [Knight was actually starting to growl, but just like that he's all smiles and curious interest again.] FK: More important than Gabriel? TJ: Think about it! TV was invented by America! And now the TV title is held by a foreigner! A Mexican! That's a bigger threat to a bright future and a better tomorrow than an Englishman. So what I want from you, Uncle Frank, is to take that title and show that there is HOPE for it yet! This is important, Frank. You have to actually win the title, okay? This isn't about hurting Cloak. This isn't about destroying him. This isn't about enjoying yourself. It's about taking the title and bringing it where it belongs. Can you do that for me, Uncle Frank? Can you do that for Gibson Hayes? Can you do that for a bright future and a better tomorrow? [And that was exactly the right button to push, because Frank suddenly looks downright determined!] FK: Uncle Frank can. Uncle Frank can and Uncle Frank will! Uncle Frank will bring home the shiny TV belt. Besides, Uncle Frank likes Mr. Dos. Mr. Dos seems like a nifty person, just like Uncle Frank. Uncle Frank is going to have lots and lots of fun with Mr. Dos. And then all of Uncle Frank's wonderful colleagues will be eager to play with Uncle Frank so they can see the shiny title as well. That would be lots and lots of fun too. [He pauses, grabs the remote and turns the TV on again. Back to the fishy screensaver.] TJ: Wait! What? Why are you turning that crap back on? [The look Knight shoots Johnstone at that question speaks volumes as to how obvious Frank thinks his reason is for wanting to watch a bunch of fish on a TV screen .] FK: Because Uncle Frank wants to find out what happens next, of course. It was just getting exciting. [And we fade out.] **************************************** **************************************** Daniels, AsH, & Cole **************************************** **************************************** [He lifts his arm with a wince, the doctor helping him with a gingerly touch of the tricep. He furrows his brows and slowly lowers the arm before feeling around the rotator cuff and stepping back to make a note in the chart. Cole watches him in silence before turning his attention toward the door. He furrows his brows and shakes his head as he turns to regard the doctor.] RC: I get the picture. you might want to get out of here. Things are bound to get weird. D"YH"D: GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS! [Bursting through the door is Danny "YOUR HERO" Daniels, wearing his yellow t-shirt, wraparopund sunglasses, wrestling tights, and a top hat. He grins widely as he walks over and puts a "VOTE FOR DANIELS" ribbon on the chest of the doctor, then sits down right next to Rob Cole.] D"YH"D: My name is Danny Daniels. I'm "YOUR HERO"- and your next PVW President! I've stopped by here to make sure that my health care plan is working as intended. [Danny looks directly into the camera] Bob here is suffering from the wrath of crossing William Craven, a known associate of the god-tyrant Johnny Detson himself. Together, we're working with sOoT to take on Craven, Detson, and some Ghost-Fellow. [Turning back to Cole, grinning widely] D"YH"D: How are you doing, Bobby? [Cole continues to sit, pulling on his teeshirt with a wince as he's forced to move the arm. He doesn't really react to much that's being said around him before he suddenly turns to face Danny Daniels. He angles his head a little bit, furrowing his brows in confusion.] RC: Did you say. you were my hero? D"YH"D: Indeed I did! AsH: Some hero. Where was your health care plan when I was busy seeing cartoon characters and having conversations with ethereal fourth dimensional versions of myself? [The camera pans over and shows AsH standing in the doorway, his ever-present smirk plastered on his face and hair gelled this way and that. In a red "iCON" t-shirt and black pants, AsH looks ready to go] AsH: Come now, children. Shouldn't we be busy bonding or building a sense of mutual trust... or swapping blood and stories? Even bloody stories? RC: Look. the three of you barge in here when I'm seeing the staff doctor, you start rambling, and going on and on. [Three?] RC: Wait a minute. [Cole suddenly moves, as though slamming some. one . against the wall! He lifts. ??? His eyes blazing with fury, he shakes his head.] RC: You're not Jack Griffin!!! I know Jack, and you're not Jack!!! Sinister scar along the left side of an almost identical set of features. but you have a goatee! You're a damn dirty imposter. that damn evil identical cousin to Jack Griffin, the "Evil" Jake Griffin! Didn't the both of you notice that he was an imposter?!?!?!!! Me and Jake here. we go back! We go WAY back, don't we Jake? Back when we were rookies in Japan. back before Detroit, before Retro, before all the drama. Back before you grew your damn goatee. We were buddies. training together, running circles around the track, and we vowed to see the world. You told me all about your cousin and now here you are, trying to take his place! [Cole drops . whatever. with a look of sneering disgust. He turns to face AsH. ] AsH: Relax there, Concussion-pants. I've had a few shots to the 'ole dome myself, had a few hallucinations, too. Lord knows those are fun. But you gotta remember this, Cole-train: don't attack the other old guy in the room. [AsH motions to Daniels, who seems to be looking past Cole at the wall] ESPECIALLY when there's a young, fresh, obnoxiously dressed yet oddly charismatic, while still annoying and smelling vaguely of Axe Deodorant and desperation... guy. RC: What? [AsH points to Daniels outright] AsH: Him. Attack him, if necessary. I mean, ideally you'll attack no one but our opponents and possibly that guy who sold me on the idea of buying shirts a size too small. But if not them, then him. Then the camera guy. And then him again. And THEN me, if necessary. [Danny continues to look at the wall.] D"YH"D: (more muttering to himself) Huh- he looks taller than I remember. [Shaking hismelf out of his reverie, Danny looks at AsH and Cole.] D"YH"D: Gentlemen, Gentlemen! [He points at the wall] You, too. [Back to Cole and AsH] We cannot have this discord! Don't you realize that our opponents are counting on us to fight amongst each other? We need to work together to overcome our foes- to defeat the viciousness of Willie Craven... the fear of the Ghost-Spectre... the cunning of the God-Tyrant Detson. Only by using the magic of FRIENDSHIP can we overcome them! RC: You're going to do the Care Bear Stare, aren't you? [Danny holds out his arms wide towards AsH and Cole] D"YH"D: Group hug? [Cole stands for a moment. and then opens his arms wide, and wraps them around Daniels?!?!! He turns his body slightly and opens one arm to allow AsH to join in the love. AsH simply stands at arms length, looking at them oddly] AsH: Thanks, but I generally reserve my daily limit of male contact to the matches. I'm right there in the middle of that sweating armpit on neck huddle, though fellas. In spirit. RC: Don't worry, Guys! I won't attack either of you. I won't leave you lying in a puddle of your own blood, your skulls cracked, your flesh ripped open and precious life fluids leaking to the canvas beneath my feet! No cutting. or biting. or ANY of that nonsense. You guys can trust me! NAY!!! You can COUNT on me!!! AsH: Wow, that is by far the most encouraging thing I've heard all day. Right after the doctor told me "It probably isn't fatal." Oh, and the wife saying "Don't worry, it happens to everyone!" [He turns his head to look at Danny, conspiratorially stage whispering. ] RC: He's wearing lifts in his boots! That's why he looks taller. So! Enough lollygagging around. it's time for us to get ready to face those three guys, to take a stand! For truth! For Justice! For the American Way of Life! AsH: FOR REDBULL! [AsH raises his arm up to find both Cole and Danny looking at HIM oddly now.] AsH: What? Too far? [Danny raises an eyebrow and unfurls a poster that reads "VOTE FOR DANIELS" He holds it in front of the lens, covering up the entire screen and hiding all of the wrestlers, including himself. Voices can be heard just as the camera fades to black.] D"YH"D: TOODLES~! AsH: Is there a third party choice? RC: Are we supposed to be voting on something? **************************************** **************************************** Gibson Hayes **************************************** **************************************** [A very fancy door with a brass name plate on is what we are treated to but there is barely any time to read the name on the door before it opens. Quickly making his way through the door is PVW World Champion Gibson Hayes. Hayes is all suited up and his afro is in full effect... but he looks angry. An intrepid microphone is thrust into his face.] Voice of Reporter: Gibson, just why were you meeting with the championship committee? [Hayes ignores the question and keeps on walking. The camera and reporter follow but all we see is a gray suited arm of the reporter.] VoR: Gibson... Gibson! [Hayes continues to stomp off but after more pestering, finally turns around.] GH: You want to know why I am upset? A little pissant like the Masked Maniac gets a title shot? Give me a break. Talk about a waste of time. You can quote me on that and good day! [Hayes stomps off again and the camera fades out.] **************************************** **************************************** Caleb Foley **************************************** **************************************** [Caleb Foley close up ... stern look sits across the face of the Irishman as he prepares for his battle with his former best friend, Larry Gionet.] CF: The time for talking is over. For the past three years I have traveled under the PVW banner. There has been ups ... and there has been downs. In the end I have always held my head up high and stood for the tradition and honor that PVW has sold to our great fans. [An unusual calmness in the voice of the Celtic Crippler.] CF: Larry Gionet ... You and I we have been through a lot together. We shared a lot of war stories as we shared a car through the highways of Arizona. We made a pact that no matter what happened in this business we would always stay true to ourselves. [Foley pauses and looks down for a moment then back up at the camera.] CF: Over the past few months I haven't stayed true to the fans, myself, or you Larry Gionet. [Foley shakes his head.] CF: It's true ... You did stab me in the back and toss our friendship away. However, Brian Young tried to teach me a valuable lesson all those years ago. In this business in all boils down to one thing. The story you leave behind. [The Celtic Crippler takes a deep breathe.] CF: And over the past few months ... that chapter hasn't been one that I am proud of. Larry, the day you stabbed us in the back it killed something in me. It put out a fire and every since that day I have struggled to find it. The, Fighting Irishman that stood toe to toe with Chase Williams ... Who battled Dr. X, Johnny Detson, Spectre, and every other PVW superstar that the powers that be placed beside my name. That man has been lost. [Pause.] CF: So this Shockwave ... Win or lose ... it will be the last match _this_ Caleb Foley wrestles. I vow to not return until that fire burns again. My peers, the fans, and the PVW deserve more. [Camera works it's way back as we see a full shot of the PVW son.] CF: I have stood for the Phoenix and given everything I have had for three years. The past few months I have forgotten what it was ... and I apologize for that. Larry, you and I we will finally settle the score. And if this is the last match I will ever wrestle ... then it will go down as the final chapter in a man who has made the Phoenix his life. Thank you for an amazing three years. [Fade.]

