Showcase - March 25th 2011
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**************************************** **************************************** ** Phoenix Valley Wrestling Presents ** ** SHOWCASE ** ** 03.25.11 ** **************************************** **************************************** -> Max and Sal -> Mike Bisignano -> Chris Hartt -> Nevermind -> Prophets of Rage -> William Craven -> Christopher Black -> Sinister -> Johnny Detson -> Senor Cloak Dos -> Doc Holliday -> Larry Gionet -> The Renegades -> AsH -> Tyson Cain -> Caleb Foley -> Hollywood by Night -> Marcus Manson -> The Heat -> Los Corazones -> Rick Marley **************************************** **************************************** Max and Sal **************************************** **************************************** [The camera fades in to see Max Weinrib and Salih Mubarak seated in a small room on wooden chairs, lost in thought. Behind them, leaning against a wall, was a five and a half foot piece of wood with a trophy on top. The trophy was in several parts, but put together with masking tape. Tape even covered the faceplate, so it read "W____r 2011 Heat Inv_______al To___ament:" The remaining faceplate had a white sticker with 'MAX AND SAL' written in marker over it. As the two pondered, Max started pointing behind the camera and Sal began his voiceover.] Sal VO: As winners of the prestigious Heat Invitational Tournament, Max and I had targets on our backs. We hadn't realized that being a target would start five seconds after winning. Give Arvelle credit- the man is a sniper with oak and mahogany. Max VO: And we wondered too if we'd continue being a target as we prepared for our match with Los Corazones, the tag team champions of ASLL. Between the Corazones' skills and double team moves... Sal VO: And the dangers of splinters when HEAT bought some more trophies to hit us with, we were concerned. Max VO: As we got ourselves ready, we were faced with a very important question which had no easy answer...who was hotter: Emylee Marie Bermudez Cruz or Florine Walker-Davies? Sal VO: Max and I, of course, had different approaches to this burning topic... [In his chair, Max strokes his chin thoughtfully as Sal gets up and moves out of the shot.] Max: There's no doubt that each lady brings her own unique assets to the table. In Emylee, you have the quintessential "hot tamale". With Florine, Southern-fried style mixed with apple pie. Tequila versus mojito. Caramel flan versus cheesecake...mmm... [Sal comes back in, shaking his head sadly at his partner's ruminations. He is now wearing a white lab coat, thick black glasses, and is holding a clipboard and a pointer.] Sal: Typical. Immediately go for the ethnic stereotypes AND the food metaphors, Max. [Sal begins walking behind the camera, which turns to follow him as he goes near a blackboard with several numbers and two hourglass figures on it.] Sal: Now, I went for the scientific approach. On the left is the body dimension of Emylee Cruz, and on the right is Florine Walker- Davies. As you can clearly see, Emylee is shorter, more compact, while Florine is leggier and with a more... [Sal holds out his hands several inches from out his chest.] Sal: ... 'Robust' look. But careful studies- and believe me, I've been studying- of Ms. Walker-Davies leads to me to suspect artificial enhancement. Max: Silicone? Sal: Enough to impress Apple Computers. Now, by cross-checking the bust, applying a silicone penalty to Ms. Davies, and dividing by the waistline... we get... [Sal checks his clipboard] Sal: Well, I get 8.6 for Emylee and 8.5 for Florine. I don't quite understand what that means, but I think I'm throwing my support for Emylee. Max: [rolls his eyes] Clearly, you've got your numbers and figures crossed and you've skewed the data, Sal. As for me, I can never go wrong with cheesecake. Gotta go with Florine here. [As Max and Sal begin to argue, we cut back to the voice over.] Max VO: Both Sal and myself made very good points for our respective sides. Needless to say, we decided on the only objective method to settle this pressing debate. [Max pulls out a quarter and shows it to Sal, who checks it over and then nods. Max flips the coin high in the air. Both men look up at it expectantly... ...and we fade to black before it lands.] **************************************** **************************************** Mike Bisignano **************************************** **************************************** [We fade up as The Biz is sitting on a couch somewhere in the backstage area. We've caught up with him in mid conversation as his Bluetooth is in his ear. He takes a look at a piece of paper in his lap and then throws it aside.] Biz: Yeah man, I'm looking at it right now. What a bunch of crap! How dare they dangle a carrot in front of me and then take it away. It was there in black and white -- Scramble match at the start of End Game; winner faces Sinister. Now god only knows when they'll wise up and put me in a TV title match. [He pauses to hear what the other person has to say before responding again.] Biz: That right there is the worst part about this whole mess. Someone in the main office thought it would be fantastic to put me in the ring with The Cruiserweight Icon, AsH. Makes me think they hired a couple of the boys over from the competition to shuffle the cards a little. [Pauses once more before laughing] Biz: Absolutely. You'll be the first person I buzz if I see AJ running around backstage. [He finally looks up and notices the camera crew. He jumps in his seat] Biz: Jesus Christ... you guys a bunch of ninjas or some shit. (pause) Oh it's just the idiots from Production wanting to film some comments about my match. This shouldn't take very long so let me hit you back in twenty. [He hits the button on his Bluetooth to end the call and removes the earpiece.] Biz: Not sure how much you heard but allow me to reiterate. Yours truly is not the LEAST bit happy about this Scramble match not being booked anymore at End Game. But that's quite alright -- I WILL find another way... a BETTER way even... to get my hands on Sinister and the PVW Television title. And in the mean time, I'll do the powers that be a HUGE favor and eliminate from the roster one Cruiserweight Icon. You see, AsH... you and I are not very different. Both of us were smart enough to leave the big pond of SPW for the small pond of PVW. The only thing I did that you didn't was solidify my position in this company early on. Just ask anyone in the back who they find to be more entertaining on the mic and the answer will always be The Biz. And on March 31st in Surprise, Arizona... the surprise is going to be on you because you and your trophy case of accolades aren't gonna mean shit to me. I've had the SPW World Title next to my name as well -- you may have earned yours but that doesn't make you better. If anything it makes you dumber because while you worked for your gold, I played the biggest con game in the business for mine. Now Jim... make sure to kiss your wife Kieran and your boy Logan before you board that airplane because it just may be the last time they ever see you again. (pause) It's a damn shame Logan is gonna have to grow up without a daddy but hey, mine wasn't always there for me and look how successful I turned out. Kieran, consider it a personal favor from one SPW alum to another. [Fade out] **************************************** **************************************** Chris Hartt **************************************** **************************************** Chris Hartt sits in a darkened spot of the backstage area. A dim light shines on him from off camera. Boxes and cases of the production crew surround him. “You never know what life is gonna do to you. You can be happy-go- lucky one day, and suddenly become Darth Vader the next. It’s a crazy ride that throws us all for loops, sometimes. And it seems that Larry Gionet has taken a huge fall at the moment. Gionet turned on me last week. He beat the crap out of me. Nevermind and Marcus Manson got their licks in and made sure they showed everyone just what the score is. But I’m still here. I’m still standing. And maybe I’m all by myself, but at least I know I’m the only one I can trust right now. Caleb Foley’s listening to Spectre for match advice and Gionet’s lost his damned mind. Someday, Larry, you and I are gonna have words. You’re not walking away from this thing clean. Nevermind says all i do is bitch and moan? This from a dude who took forever to sign his contract and get in the ring. So glad we waited so long for that! Friggin’ technical mat genius! What a douche! He makes everyone wait so long to see what his ring skills really are. And what are they? Weak, pathetic, lame. Go back to the skate park, emo boy. Your Nineties Era grunge indifference is old news nobody wanted to hear the first time around. This week, I get to face Marcus Manson. One step to paying back all these trumpeting ass-monkeys who run around here and pretend they’re king of the big block. I’ve got a strong lesson for you, Manson. You’re meeting a man who’s at his rope’s end. I’ve been backed into a corner by events and forced to keep going. I’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain. But for you, the end is just beginning and may last a long time. I’m taking that Called Shot Qualifier and going on to get that title shot. You, Manson, are a hurdle to pass over and leave way behind. This is when I’m going to rise above everything and make the best of it all. I’ve never backed down and never shied away from any adversity. Maybe I haven’t always won, but I’m focused on the main goal and going to run through everyone I have to to get there. Stand in my way at your own peril.” **************************************** **************************************** Nevermind **************************************** **************************************** [The scene is a vacant lot. Several people dressed in discarded clothing mill aimlessly about the dirt and gravel strewn space, some drinking out of bottles hidden in brown paper bags, some mumbling to themselves, some staring off into space with eyes devoid of purpose and feeling, but all appear desperate and hopeless. The only ones that seem to have any sort of joy or spark are several grubby looking children who are jumping up and down and shouting with excitement. They are all gathered around under a piñata, which hangs from the end of a long pole. The pole is being held up by a skinny woman with cast-off clothing and messy blonde hair, and a short, chubby brunette wearing equally distressed wardrobe. They hold the papier-mache object out of reach of the hyper kids, some of whom are jumping vainly trying to grab hold of the brightly colored piñata that remains just beyond their grasp. Upon closer inspection, the dangling paper sculpture looks familiar. In fact, it is a fairly detailed and well- made representation of PVW’s own Senor Cloak Dos -- complete with his “SCII” mask. The children stop their bouncing up and down and shouting as a large man dressed in black rags with long, greasy black hair and scraggly black beard walks into the scene carrying a long, heavy stick. They give the lumbering figure a respectful berth as he stands next to the effigy made of paper and paste, and looks up at it. As he looks into the camera, Nevermind begins to speak.] Nevermind: You know, where I come from, Number Two was something you scraped off your shoe after you stepped in it, but now it seems that I’m going to be forced to stomp through Number Two on purpose. Oh well, I’ve stepped in worse. I’ll get to that in a minute, though. First, I want to say something to Chris Hartt. [Nevermind plants one end of the heavy stick in the ground and leans his weight on it.] Nevermind: Sure seems like nobody likes you, Paladin. Did you ever stop to wonder why? I’m sure you’ll convince yourself that this whole thing was some big conspiracy set up by the powers-that-be to ruin your career. But if you have this many people, including some loser that was supposed to be your best friend gunning for you, maybe you should just consider the possibility that its _YOU_. I mean, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, right? In this case, the other ducks seem to want to beat you up at every given opportunity. So before you even say it, let me just tell you. Your friend Gionet turning on you had nothing to do with me, or Manson. I also want you to realize once and for all, that I’m not here because of Detson, Manson, Gionet, or even Willingham. If you want to know why the whole world seems to be against you Paladin, maybe instead of trying to find someone else to blame, you should take a long look into the mirror. That is, if your own reflection doesn’t try to kick your ass. [Nevermind pauses and shifts his weight to the other foot, while continuing to lean on the stick.] Nevermind: And now on to more pressing matters. You know, I’ve done my fair share of wrestling in Mexico. I know all about Lucha Libre and all the tradition associated with it. I know about how important masks are to the luchadores. I also know a total ass-clown when I see one. Back in the day, there was a masked man in Mexico whose whole gimmick was copying me. He called himself “Guerrero del Grunge.” Well, eventually, this poor dumb bastard found himself across the ring from me. He was convinced that I was going to try to unmask him, but I didn’t. Instead, I just beat him within an inch of his life and left him laying there in the middle of the ring in a puddle of his own blood and stink. He took off the mask himself after that, because after what I did to him, he couldn’t stand to even see anything that served as a reminder of it, let alone have to look at it in the mirror every damn day. I have no idea what happened to him after that. Didn’t really bother to find out. [Nevermind stands up straight and places the stick on his right shoulder.] Nevermind: The weird thing about you masked luchadore types, Dos, is that you assign this great, almost mystical importance to those silly masks. You’ll do almost anything to protect them. I’m just wondering… how far are you _really_ willing to go? How hard will you fight? How much of a beating will you take to keep it? How much punishment will you take before you just give up and think to yourself, “It’s only a mask. It doesn’t matter. Please stop hurting me!” How important is that mask to you? I guess we’ll find out, huh? [Nevermind suddenly spins on his heels and brings the stick up over his head in both hands. The two scroungy girls brace themselves and turn their heads away as Nevermind brings the stick down hard onto the Senor Cloak Dos piñata, which bursts into dozens of pieces with a loud popping sound. The grubby children squeal in anticipation and delight as they dive to the ground, digging through the dust and gravel in vain for several moments before they realize that the candy and toys there were searching for are nowhere to be found. They look up at Nevermind, their eyes big and wet with disappointed tears. He looks down at the filthy urchins and shrugs his massive shoulders.] Nevermind: Whoops. Guess I forgot to get the candy. Oh well, never mind… [Nevermind drops the stick to the ground and walks away, the blonde following him immediately. The chubby brunette pauses for a brief moment to look at the crestfallen children still on their hands and knees, a few still vainly searching for a prize amongst the dirt and rocks, before she hurries off after the other two as the scene fades to darkness.] **************************************** **************************************** Prophets of Rage **************************************** **************************************** [Fade in: The first sight we see is the rather angry expression of Shadoe Rage. His lip is curled back in a snarl. His eyebrow arches primly. The camera pulls back into a two shot so we can see the object of his ire. It is none other than his brother, Derek Rage. The bigger Prophet stares down at his older brother. His powerful and deep chest jumps and bounces as he twitches.] DR: You got something to say? SR: (sniffing) So this is how it's going to be? This is how it's going to be? DR: What are you talking about? SR: We're pissing away a legacy, man. We're pissing it away. Every match ... every loss ... is throwing away a legacy. Where were you during that four way? DR: I was there at the end. SR: But you should have been there since the beginning. What's happening now? You're bored? Is this Portland? Is this Portland all over again? DR: What the Hell are you talking about? SR: Yeah, I remember even if you don't. There are times when you check out on this team. are you checking out? Is that why you weren't there when I needed you? There are no Prophets without the two of us! There are no Prophets unless we're on the same page. [Shadoe jabs his finger into Derek's face.] SR: Can I trust you? DR: Can you trust me? You can trust me not to fly off the handle every time something goes wrong. This is sports. Not every team is always firing. The point is to be ready for Tradition. SR: And we're not ready. We have no momentum right now. We could have sent a message to everybody if you were there. DR: You really need me to win a match these days? And you want to know if you can trust me? Can you get it done on your own? [He bats Shadoe's finger away.] DR: Is that the problem? Are you feeling a little insecure ever since Marissa won the SPW title. SR: Shut your mouth! DR: Are you stressing because she did something you couldn't do? SR: Maybe she could win because she didn't have to drag your ass up and down the ring. Maybe that's why she's ahead of us! Ever think of that, big man? [Derek Rage's hand shoots out and grabs Shadoe by the shirtfront. Derek jerks Shadoe off the ground to stare him eye-to-eye.] DR: You may want to rethink your words, big brother. We're on the verge of a discrepancy. Now calm down. We got the match at Tradition. We have the chance to get back on the same page and do something out there. That's what we'll do. Stop overreacting. [He drops his brother to the ground. Shadoe's eyes blaze as he straightens his shirt.] SR: You better have that fire out there. DR: Oh, I'll have it. Do you have it? SR: I'll always have it. I can't stand this, D. I can't stand this losing. DR: Well, stop thinking and just go out there and fight. That's all you need to do. Think. Think for once in your career instead of exploding wildly. We're going to think our way out of this slump. [Shadoe's lip curls in distaste as he extends his hand.] SR: I'll go through this with you. DR: Nobody else I'd rather go to war with. [Derek's big hand swallows his brother's.] DR: Just remember we're in this together. [Fade out] **************************************** **************************************** William Craven **************************************** **************************************** [Urban wasteland. Wadded up paper, a newspaper to be exact, rolls across the horizon in the distance as would a tumbleweed in a western setting. The stillness is not one of peace but one of degradation. There is nothing here. No industry. A barrel burns in the distance, grim shadows hovering near for warmth or for some other purpose. Unseen, a voice rings out.] WC: Stretching out before me an endless canvas awaiting only a sanguine brush to end it's emptiness, the night sky is oddly pale for midnight in late winter. Then again, the stars have had little reason to shine in Detroit for years now. [Panning over, the camera catches the nightmare visage of the, by now, familiar man of many names. Some call him the "Motor City Madman", others "the Devil's Hand" and a dozen other monikers haunt his every step but the only name he truly owns is his very own; William Craven. In the diffuse light of perpetual twilight, Bill's green features are nearly gray, but a nearby streetlight highlights every crag with a harsh contrast that makes him seem to almost be etched as a rough ink drawing.] WC: This will ever be my home. I like to spend time here whenever possible ... to remind me of the truth contained in my mantra; "it gets worse". We rot together, she and I, the city knows me better than any human being ever will. Like the city, I can lay no claim to a clean history devoid of sin. My every scar and crease is earned, and so the mortar crumbles and the bricks fall from her many brownstones. My bones jut out in places that serve as cautionary tale to any who would eschew the attentions of a physician when injuries present. Her roads are more pothole than asphalt... [Donning a broad-brimmed hat of dull brown, Bill takes a step back from the camera to run gloved fingers down the destroyed features of a demolished brick building. One might assume that, by wearing a long coat with matching gloves and hat Bill is trying to be incognito. This might work ... if anyone dressed like that in the 21st century.] WC: We ever yearn for the gentle comfort of order, of predictability in the hope of normality and the American dream. However, we continuously find ourselves drawn inexorably into the fearful tendrils of chaos and succumb to the ways of lady violence. The comfort of order ... is an enticement only in theory; only when chaos wounds us. Eventually, the thrill of the madness, be it music, the use of substances foreign or simply the pain given us by drama or trauma are simply too much of a temptation. We are all born as addicts. Some rise above, others fall beneath the iron-shod jack boot of chaos ... but it touches us all. [Withdrawing slowly from the wall, Craven turns to his right, raising the brim of his hat and giving a shark-toothed grin to a pair of street toughs who had been closing on his position. It's unclear what their intentions were, but now they give a wider berth to the big freak.] WC: Oh, how did it come to this, Doc? [Turning to lean against the dilapidated construct, Bill's 320-pound frame comically brings a "condemned" sign crashing down some 3 feet away.] WC: We both called the same man "protege", both decried the same man for taking him from us ... and now we are set against one another, seemingly for no purpose other than jockeying for position. Thanks for the help with the Widowmakers, by the way. Much appreciated. [Bill takes a crack at giving a wry smile. It'd work better if he didn't look like Freddy Krueger covered in a layer of mold.] WC: First, caught in the throes of my servitude to Richard Marley, I am pressed to pick you apart, piece by piece. I'd say I accorded myself fairly well, although, I take no pride in what I did. After all, set aside the fact that I'm double your size the fact remains that we're supposed to be friends. I do believe that we are of one mind as concerns the business though, aren't we? Leave it all in the ring and, after the business is concluded, life goes on... But then, there is a point on which we diverge. You see, Doc, aheh, and I feel silly saying anything to you, as you can assuredly predict my words, whereas you have a life outside of this business ... I do not. Wrestling is my only love, my only pride, the only thing that accepts me as I am, scars and all. My natural environment, this is the only place I've found where the violence can live as it would in the wild world that existed only when the Earth was young; unfettered by the _curse_ of order. Without wrestling, I would wither and die on the vine that is this mortal coil, and I would flee this world by any means necessary. When I was gone, I assure you ... no one would mourn my passing, Doc. No one, except perhaps, for you... Were that simpleton Drew Hayes here he would doubtless ask something so mind-numbingly obvious that I would be tempted to strike him. Instead, I ask and answer myself. [Crossing his arms, Bill leans up and away from the wall, turning down the street to stare at the, presumably, bums clustered around the burning barrel.] WC: "Why will William Craven defeat Doc Holliday?" Heh. The answer is simple ... "because he has to." [Pausing, the momentarily serious Craven glares up at the camera, his chin tucked, and grins with the twisted countenance of a green joker, his eyes forming into the shape of teacups and his brow knitting above them. Reaching out to the viewers at home, drawing them in, his pale, ice-blue eyes have a mesmerizing property about them.] WC: And then there's another man who bears mentioning. No, not my good friend Marcus, who at last found himself on the right side of a battle with me. It was great fun, wasn't it Marcus? Beating on the man with the unpronounceable name... No, not the little imps that ruined our fun. Oh, it is obvious, isn't it? Why belabor the point!? Cole? Oh Cooole... Where are you, Robert? Where have you gone? Are you now truly a ghost, having taken the aspect from friend Spectre in an effort to escape me? Why so scared? You've faced men of ferocious stature in the past, haven't you? Did you not brandish steel against another when finally you were forced to feel fear before? Why not take a blade ... put it against my throat ... and do a little bloodletting? It worked then, didn't it? A dead-eyed staredown with steel and the threat of violence conjuring fear of the hereafter. Why not do the same to me? WC: Do you think that before the essence drained completely from me and onto the floor that you'd be in pieces? That your child would be without a father, your wife without a provider? That's the reality of it, Robert, not some "monster under the bed" conjured from storybooks and hidden in the room of a child. You're a man ... because when faced with the same decisions as myself ... you made the right ones and you made them stick. In reality ... you are a very sane, centered young man, aren't you...? Or, perhaps, you simply need better encouragement? Hrm? Heh. Heh, it seems that I will be very, very busy this week, Robert. It gets worse... [Fade to black. End.] **************************************** **************************************** Christopher Black **************************************** **************************************** [The screen is black, with the caption reading "AFTER LAST HEATWAVE..." Scene fades up, the Mesa crowds are long gone. The ring, however, has yet to be dismantled. And up there, slowly and deliberately stalking around the ring is "Bad Wolf" Christopher Black. Off to the outside waits impassively his financial advisor Jacob Rose. Despite the outcome of the scramble tag match, a spark of defiance glints in the Bad Wolf's cold blue eyes.] CB: [sneering] How did it feel, Sin? The Bad Wolf warned ya about closin' his teeth against your throat. An' there you were...utterly helpless. A bloated bag o' bones gaspin' for breath! [Black's eyes narrow as he raises his head a little.] Yeah, your pathetic flock got the win. But the Bad Wolf, he got the _real_ victory in the end there! [His hands close around the top rope, giving it a tug as a glare forms on his face.] CB: Now ya gotta deal with that blubberin' gob[bleep] Cain again -- the Chi-Town Beast versus the Mouse Who Whored. You gonna lose _twice_ to this miserable bollock, Sin? You gonna let the Bad Wolf's gold slip from your fat hands?! To some little pisser who thinks drivin' around in a cockrocket makes him impressive? JR: [neutrally] Indeed, sir. Ferraris...dreadfully common. Vulgar. [Pause. More thoughtful.] Anyone with a real eye for sport cars would go for a Bugatti Veyron. Or at least a Jaguar XJ... CB: [ignoring Jacob, pressing on.] The Bad Wolf...he wants to know, Sin. He wants to know if you're gonna choke again! If all that fire ya had when you tried to answer the Wolf's call for a challenge is gone... [Black's scowl twists into a smirk.] ...but in the meantime, the Bad Wolf gets to whet his appetite on the snivelin' pikey -- an' get himself into that Called Shot. [Black nods, eyes lighting up in anticipation. His grip tightens around the rope as he tugs at it more frenetically.] CB: They call ya the "Celtic Crippler", Foley... Still don't hide the fact you're just Irish trash. You were lucky to get by Detson. Lucky you're still _walkin'_... ...the Bad Wolf ain't gonna give ya that kindness when he's finished. [With a merciless grin, Black runs his tongue over his teeth. He fixes a piercing gaze at the camera.] CB: Oh, an' Sin? If ya get past that [BLEEP]stain next Heatwave, don't be pattin' yourself on the back. The Bad Wolf is comin' for his due prize -- an' he don't need to waste the Called Shot on ya. [Again, his eyes narrow sharply as his grin is at near-manic glee.] CB: If that bloke Hayes could hold two belts, so can the Bad Wolf! [He throws back his head and laughs as we fade to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Sinister **************************************** **************************************** [The scene fades in to an immediate picture of NCAA March Madness action that is being shown on a few different large-screen televisions. Highlights of a few games are being shown while the largest television shows Illinois versus Kansas. The camera zooms out to reveal what is obviously a room designated for sports. There are large-screen televisions throughout the room as well as various memorabilia from various sports teams, mainly basketball and football, but a few others as well. What is easily noticeable to the viewer is the far larger number of Chicago Bulls and Bears items in the room. As the camera continues to reveal the room, we see an extremely impressive sound system setup in the room with speakers both on the floor and mounted on the ceiling. Large comfortable-looking chairs and couches are strategically placed near the televisions as well as two pool tables, two basketball-toss machines, a couple of gambling tables featuring Las Vegas-style Craps, Poker and Blackjack. As the room is fully revealed, we see Sinister sitting on the largest couch in front of the largest television, looking very relaxed with the exception of the large ice packs sitting upon his neck and shoulders. The Chicago native dons a large University of Illinois t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops. Sitting in one of the cup holders on the couch is his customary beverage, a large glass of cranberry juice. Sinister watches the college basketball game with great intent, occasionally lifting his shoulders slightly to position the ice packs more comfortably. He takes a large drink of the cranberry juice, places it back in the holder, and turns his attention to the PVW camera, turning the volume of the televisions down to barely audible using a large remote with numerous buttons upon it] “Good evening ladies and gents, I hope all of you are well. Before I get down to business, I have to admit something. There aren’t many events that occur where I pay as much attention as March Madness. I truly enjoy the uncertainty of each game, the upsets, the clutch plays…it’s what makes sports great and painful in some cases [he chuckles momentarily]. I did not expect Michigan to trounce Tennessee by thirty points but hey, that’s exactly what transpired. I just hope Illinois can keep the Jayhawks down so they can advance to the next round.” [He takes another long drink of the cranberry juice, puts the glass in the holder then removes the ice pack from his neck. He stares at it momentarily] “Damn this thing is aggravating. [He sets it down on a coffee table in front of him] All right, let’s get down to business. First and foremost, I want to thank Senor Cloak Dos, Ash, and Ryder for handling business in the ring. The match itself was damn fun and it has been many moons since I have used various double-team moves like those. Senor Cloak Dos, I am especially impressed by you mi amigo. You were a house of fire and it was very classy of you to pay homage to Smacky Dos the way you did. There were many great back-and-forth battles amongst all of the men involved but obviously, the aftermath is what I’m going to address.” [He clears his throat while sitting at attention, his back straight and chest forward. His eyes tighten and he removes the ice packs from his shoulders, placing them on the table in front of him alongside the ice pack used for his neck] “A low blow, ‘Lamb to the Slaughter’, Smaky, handcuffs, using a steel chair…where should I begin? I’ll be a bit selfish and will begin with you, Black. A low blow as a cheap shot to get me into your interesting submission maneuver with the ‘Silence Of The Lambs’ ambiance is the best you can do huh? That’s a damn shame Black, because you present yourself as a wrestler, yet all you have demonstrated to me is the ability to sneak attack. While some see this as a skill of sorts, I see it as revealing of your character…or lack thereof. I’m sure your retort will be along the lines of ‘doing what you have to do’, or being ‘opportunistic and taking advantage’. However you paint the picture, once again you HAD to cheat to put me in a precarious position that you can’t do on your own. Yes, your unique submission move hurts no doubt about that, but despite Fred’s or anyone else’s belief, I definitely was not going to cry about it! You honestly think that’s the first time I have experienced pain? “ [Sinister meticulously points to the large vertical scar that adorns his dark complexion with his right index finger while opening his eyes widely and flaring his nostrils momentarily. He takes a very deep breath, visibly calms, and lowers his right hand. He then shakes his head a few times] “Black, you have no idea what I have been through nor what I have done in my past. However, since you insist on constantly being an obstacle in my path, I will be sure to demonstrate upon you what I am very capable of doing. [He tilts his neck to the right, then left, and as usual audible popping noises are heard. He then watches the basketball action momentarily before continuing] “Now, Tyson Cain, more of what you’re about is being revealed each and every week. Handcuffs so you can hit a man over his head repeatedly with a steel chair? Seriously?! Are you really THAT afraid!? Now I’m very certain you will speak of sending a message to everyone in the PVW about your willingness to go to whatever lengths to succeed. While that is a good mindset to have in this business to be very honest, as a brash, cocky rookie who has yet to learn about consequences of actions, you’re going to find yourself in situations that your actions have placed you in to, but your body can not withstand.” [He crosses his right foot atop his left knee and leans back against the couch, his demeanor changing to an almost amused feel] “I’m sure you’re feeling reeeeeal good about yourself these days, aren’t you? A count-out victory over me, a handcuffing and beating of a defenseless man, and now you have the opportunity to battle me yet again, and this is for the actually PVW Network Championship. [He claps mockingly a few times] Well done young man. You have placed a bulls eye upon your back so large yet you honestly do not know what you’re in for when we battle again.” [He chuckles briefly while rubbing his chin with his left forefinger and thumb. He then takes another deep breath, tightens his eyes, and lowers his left hand] “Something that you have to consider, Cain, is this. YOU HAVE to beat me…NOT the other way around! You sell yourself as an intelligent young man, so wrap your noodle around that for a bit. Do you possess the energy, determination, and capability to pin my shoulders to the mat or make me submit? You’ll say a resounding yes for certain, but I beg to differ, Cain. You take pride in ‘outthinking me’ by making me wrestle your style, thus enabling you to win via count out. Do you honestly think that what you saw in the ring is all that I have to offer? “ [He taps his right temple with his right index finger twice before lowering his hand, taking another drink of cranberry juice then sitting it back in the holder] “You brag that I only saw a fraction of your capabilities and I’m sure that has some truth to it. However, consider who you’re facing. How many battles have you seen me fight in the ring over the years Cain? You said yourself that you used to watch me when you were a kid growing up. If that is true then you know full well that this ‘old dog’ has many capabilities that can be called upon when the time comes. Will I underestimate you? Absolutely not. Will you underestimate me? Perhaps, and for me that is enough to change the game plan and make you wrestle MY way. “ [He takes another moment to watch the March Madness action on the television while he cracks his knuckles loudly then steeples his fingers. He lowers his right leg and rests his elbows upon his knees, his eyes peering intently into the camera] “How fitting that we battle in Surprise, Arizona, because there will definitely be a surprise headed your way Cain. In your mind you have already defeated me, yes? You’re thinking that there is no way on this Earth that Sinister can win this match, right? That’s exactly what I want you to think Cain. School will be in session young man and ‘Professor Sin’ will be conducting class. Let’s see how well you do with your education, shall we? See you soon, Cain!” [With that, he smirks a bit, turns his attention to the television and uses the large remote to turn the volume back up as he reaches for the ice packs] **************************************** **************************************** Johnny Detson **************************************** **************************************** (The scene opens up in the Presidential Suite of our Presidential and CEO Johnny Detson. Our President and CEO sits behind a mahogany desk wearing an expensive three-piece suit with a red tie. With a solemn expression on his face he begins to speak.) Detson: A great man once said, “From every defeat even victory can be obtained.” (The serious look remains on Detson’s face as he continues.) Detson: That great man of course is me, and in these dark times one can certainly see how it applies to the current situation. (Detson shakes his head.) Detson: You see my fellow PVW-ogians, our company is facing perilous times, perilous times indeed. Tradition did not go exactly how I imagined that it would. Nevertheless this strong company I single- handedly rebuilt will rise up once again to an even brighter future. The Road to Greatness continues, and even though it may have hit a slight pothole in its road. The road will soon be repaved and reconditioned and we will be back on track. (Detson frowns.) Detson: That slight pothole of course is Caleb Foley. Caleb Foley, corporate puppet for all my detractors out there who nay say all the hard and great work I’ve have done for this company. Caleb Foley has been a thorn in my side for quite some time, a thorn I thought I would be rid of after Tradition. Alas this is not the case. (A loud exaggerated sigh from our President and CEO as his shoulders slump a little.) Detson: Now did Caleb Foley get his hand raised in victory against me at Tradition? Yes, he did. As the humble and honorable President and CEO that I am known to be, I can admit this fact. But the real question is, was Caleb Foley really victorious at Tradition? Did he really win? (Detson shakes his head back and forth.) Detson: No, he did not. Just like the Johnny Detson Challenge before it, he did not. Caleb Foley did not pin my shoulders down to the match twice during our match and he never made me submit, because as your President and CEO I would never give up on this great company that I have personally saved. No, he relied on a cheap and tainted countout during the first fall to obtain victory on that fateful night. A shortcut just like all his matches before that, maybe I underestimated him, his ability, his determination; or maybe, I simply did not think that he would stoop so low just to accomplish his goals. Caleb Foley has no honor and he will never admit that simply put, I am the better man. (Detson shows a faint sign of a smirk creeping on his face.) Detson: I mean, I, Johnny Detson, President and CEO of the PVW have already pinned Caleb Foley to the mat not once but twice! BOTH times using my superior technical skill. All Caleb Foley has to show for his effort is a busted up knee, a fluke win, and a cheap victory against me, your President and CEO. I ask you out there tonight, does that sound like a winner? (Detson quickly shakes his head.) Detson: Because in reality, what has he won? Mr. Gionet was sick of all of Mr. Hartt’s sermons and all of Caleb’s whining and has now joined my side of thinking. So he’s lost an ally. Caleb sure could walk a lot better before Tradition so he’s lost that as well. I’ve still soundly defeated him more times than he will ever defeat me, so no win there. Let’s see, I’m better looking, more talented, have more Facebook friends, have a better job, more job security, and am just an overall better person. So lose, lose, lose, lose, lose. (Detson flashes his trademark cocky smirk.) Detson: And I, President and CEO, most importantly am STILL in the Called Shot match at End Game, the Road to Greatness Tour STILL rolls on, I am STILL your President and CEO, and eventual World Heavyweight Champion. Things Mr. Foley can never hope to achieve. As I’ve said before, I AM A WINNER. This war has cost Foley friends, health, and honor that he claimed to have before. That doesn’t seem to me like he’s one anything at all. (Detson shakes his head again.) Detson: Maybe I have taken this all a little to lightly. Maybe just maybe, I didn’t do all I could to end this particular blight of the company. As a highly paid executive my many responsibilities may have distracted me from my primary objective. Just before my match I had to meet with the Championship Committee to instruct them on how to do their job and just what needed to be said. I have so many things planned for the future of this company that maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t focused on my present, not as your President and CEO, which I am, but as the finely, skilled and highly gifted superior technical wizard that I always have been. Maybe Caleb Foley took advantage of that small window and got his hand raised at the end. And to that Mr. Foley I say congratulations to you. (Detson frowns and glares at the camera.) Detson: But that does not make you a winner, it makes you lucky, or in a sense unlucky. You see now I have a glimpse of what happens if I lose focus, I now know that if I take my eye of the prize for just one second, I might lose it. I can now go into End Game refocus and redetermined, and when I, your President and CEO, finally reach up and grab that Called Shot match at End Game, I’ll have you to thank for it. (Detson smirks and gives a small nod to the camera.) Detson: Thank you, Caleb. Thank you very much. (Detson chuckles for a second before regaining his composure.) Detson: Now on to company business. In an effort to increase the demographics of this great company I, as President and CEO, have decided to bring the Road to Greatness Tour to the next On the Road show. Simply put, your President and CEO, will be placed in the main event of this fine program of my creation against Tom Landis. (Detson nods.) Detson: Now some ancient historians out there might remember that your beloved executive first came to this company to help Mr. Landis against Gibson Hayes. Mr. Landis, to be blunt, let me down tremendously. (Again Detson nods in agreement.) Detson: But that is all in the past. I have no ill will towards Mr. Landis and the shortcomings he may or may not have. The fact that I gave him priceless information and he wasted it in defeat matters not. I am a company man now, and as such, I am compassionate and forgiving to all who fall under my employ. As such, I will once again give Mr. Landis priceless information that he should really take to heart. (Detson returns to his solemn expression.) Detson: Don’t show up. (Detson smirks again, but you can tell he’s serious.) Detson: Tom, back in the day, I sort of liked you, and the fact that I would have to hurt you this week doesn’t really bring joy to my heart. It is painfully obvious that I am your better and that your old fragile body could not withstand the beating my superior technical skill would likely cause you. So I ask you… no I tell you, do not show up. My fight isn’t with you, nor should it be. (Detson shakes his head.) Detson: Because who I face isn’t really important. The crowd and my constituents demand that I, THEIR President and CEO be out there and for that you shouldn’t be made to suffer. So don’t show up, stay in the back, protect your family… (Detson stops mid-sentence and holds up his hands.) Detson: Not that your family needs to be protected, I mean, I don’t know anything. But you have made enemies here Tom, turned families against each other, and while I, your President and CEO, would not do something like that maybe… (Again Detson stops.) Detson: You know what? You probably have nothing to worry about, I’m sure people aren’t trying to hurt you or your family with a certain famous armbar, that may or may not be named after a medical procedure that cause one to have their entire limb removed. (Detson smirks.) Detson: I’m sure everything is going to be fine. (Detson laughs and folds his hands together as the scene fades to black.) **************************************** **************************************** Senor Cloak Dos **************************************** **************************************** [Scene opens to a PVW fan event. There are fans lined up for autographs and PVW stars posing for pictures. We move past all of this to a table where a masked luchadore wearing a black mask that covers his full face with cherry colored eye coverings and a cherry colored "SCII" on his forehead, and wearing a black t-shirt with cherry colored text that reads "PVW Fans are Numero Uno", and blue jeans sits signing autographs. And since there is only one dark skinned Mexican masked man who has a black mask with "SCII" on it it in PVW that means it can be none other than Senor Cloak Dos!] SCD: Lo siento.. [Cloak Dos grabs his head for a moment then looks up at the young boy wearing the replica Senor Cloak Dos mask standing across the table from him.] SCD: What was your name again, amigo? Boy: Oliver! [The luchadore nods his head.] SCD: Ah, si! Mi amigo, Oliver! How is this.. "To mi amigo Oliver.." Oliver: That's me! SCD: Si, es verdad! "To mi amigo Oliver, Mucho Gracias for your support and cheers! The next moonsault will be for you, mi amigo!" Oliver: WOAH! SCD: "Sincerely, Senor Cloak Dos!" [Dos writes out his message on the picture Oliver wanted signed. He hands it to Oliver.] SCD: Mucho Gracias, Oliver! Be a good boy for your parents, OK? Oliver: I sure will! You kick that big mean guy's butt! [Cloak shakes his head.] SCD: Oh no, Oliver! Do not use such language! We must be gentleman even in fighting! [Oliver hangs his head a bit and nods his head.] Oliver: Yes, sir. [Cloak motions for the boy to come over to him, and Oliver does so and Cloak goes to whisper in Oliver's ear.] SCD: (whispering) Between you and me though, amigo.. I will do my best to beat up DeVegas for you! [Oliver makes a surprised gesture.] Oliver: Who is DeVegas?! I was talking about Nevermind! [Dos grabs his head and shakes his head.] SCD: Si, si! I do not know what I was saying, lo siento! DeVegas is a mean dog that lives on my street in Mexico, forget about him. Yes, amigo, I will do my best to beat up Nevermind just for you! Oliver: Yay! SCD: Thank you, Oliver! Be a good boy, OK? Oliver: I will, bye! SCD: Adios! [Oliver runs off to his parents while Cloak Dos grabs his head.] SCD: Madre Dios! My head has been so funny since Cristiano hit me with his hammer. These headaches.. The blinding lights.. [Someone walks up to the table and Cloak shakes his head and looks up.] SCD: Hola, amigo! My name is Senor Cloak Dos, who are you? [Standing there is a teenage boy dressed in ripped up clothes with an angry look on his face, what you can see that isn't covered by his long hair.] Teen: Hey, Wet-Back! [GASPS!] [Parents with young fans behind the rude teenager look nervous. Cloak shakes his head.] SCD: This must be one of Senor AsH's pranks but no.. I checked this chair before I sat in it! I know it had no paint or water on it! My back is not wet, amigo! Teen: I'm not your amigo, man! I'm Nevermind's biggest fan and I think you should go run back to Mexico before you get your ass KICKED by my hero! [The luchadore grabs his head, the yelling hurting his head.] SCD: T-technically... [Cloak Dos grabs his head as he leans forward, his body language seems to say he's in some distress.] SCD: Technically I am from Parts Unknown! Teen: Whatever, go back there or get BURIED in that ring! YOU SUCK! NEVERMIND RULES! [Dos runs his hand over his masked head and shivers a bit.] SCD: Por que? The shouting? Why all the shouting? Teen: YOU'RE GONNA' GET BEAT! [Cloak tries to steady himself in his chair.] SCD: Well, you can not win them all. Do you want me to sign something for you amigo? Teen: Yeah, I have something for you to sign... NOTHING! [The fan does a fake out move then walks off as parents and kids gossip in his wake. The small Mexican masked man only grabs his head and shivers again.] SCD: T-thank you for stopping by! [Cloak moans a bit as he seems to slump to his right side a bit but then he steadies himself.] SCD: (to himself) Please God, make these pains go away. Por favor! [Another young fan wearing a Senor Cloak Dos replica mask walks up to the table with nervous parents behind him. Cloak Dos looks up and nods his head.] SCD: Hola, amigo! My name is Senor Cloak Dos, who are you? Boy: Josie! SCD: Ah! Senorita Josie! I like the alterations you made to the mask, amiga! [Josie turns her masked head to reveal she put a sticker of a daisy on one side of the mask.] Josie: I was hoping you would like it! SCD: Si, si! You look muy bonita! Josie: What does that mean? SCD: It means you look very pretty! Josie: Me? [Josie turns to her parents.] Josie: He said I'm pretty! [They give sad smiles at their daughter who then turns back around to Cloak.] Josie: Can I ask you a question? [The luchadore steadies himself with one arm while he holds his head with the other hand.] SCD: Si! Ask me any question you want to! Josie: Do you wear your mask because you are bald? SCD: Ah.. [Her parents look nervous and give worried smiles to the masked man.] Father: We apologize. Mother: Josie, you should not ask people things like that. Josie: But, I want to know if he is bald like I am! [Josie's mother looks ready to cry and her father sighs, a sad sigh.] SCD: ... Josie.. I said you can ask me any question you want to, and I meant it. But amiga.. I can not answer your question. Josie: Why? SCD: Because that would give hints to my identity and us luchadores.. We can not give away our secret identities. Josie: Oh no! That would be bad! SCD: It would not be good but amiga, I feel bad that I could not answer your question. I have to make this up to you somehow. How about... [Cloak Dos goes into a bag he has nearby and digs through it til he pulls out.. A cherry colored version of his mask with black eye coverings and black "SCII" on the forehead.] SCD: Do you wear your mask often? Josie: I wear it anytime I go out so people do not see my bald head! [Her parents look sadder, Cloak nods his head through some trembling.] SCD: Well, look what I have for you! This is a very SPECIAL mask! Josie: Woah! SCD: It was made for a special event coming up but, amiga.. You are more special than ANYTHING and I want you to have it! [Cloak hands the cherry colored mask to Josie.] Josie: GASP! WOW! SCD: Put your stickers on it and now you have DOS masks to go out on the town with! Josie: Oh My God! Mommy! Daddy! He gave me a mask! I have another mask! [The mother doesn't speak, only embraces her daughter with smile on her face and tears in her eyes. The father smiles at the luchadore.] Father: Thank you. SCD: It's nothing! Father: No, it.. You don't know how much she uses that mask because of.. Her... SCD: Senor, compared to the support Josie gives to me, it pales in comparison. [The girl pulls on her mother's purse.] Josie: Mommy, give me some stickers! [The mother nods and opens her purse.] Mother: W-we carry stickers around in case her sticker falls off. [Cloak steadies himself and nods. The mother hands the girl a sticker and then she asks for another one. She gives Josie a 2nd one and then Josie runs up to Cloak.] Josie: Hold still! SCD: Si, amiga! [The girl puts a daisy sticker on the side of Cloak's mask.] Josie: There! Now yours is as pretty as mine! SCD: Madre Dios! Mucho Gracias, amiga! [Cloak gives Josie a small embrace and then Josie leans to Cloak's masked ear.] Josie: (whispering) Don't listen to that meanie before me! You can beat anyone up! You rule! SCD: Mucho gracias, Josie. (whispering) Between you and me, muchacha.. I can not promise to beat up Nevermind. He is a King, afterall. But I will give it my best for you! Josie: Don't be silly, Mister Cloak Two! He's the king of nothing! You're the best superhero in the world! [Cloak nods and pats her on the head.] SCD: Mucho gracias, amiga. Thank you very, very much! But I will tell you a secret.. YOU are the best superhero in the world, amiga! Josie: Thank you! [Josie gives Cloak Dos another embrace and then runs to her parents. Cloak waves at her.] SCD: Adios, Josie! Josie: Bye! [The mother walks off with Josie and the father extends his hand to the luchadore.] Father: Thank you. [Cloak Dos shakes his hand.] SCD: No, senor, thank you. [The father leaves and Cloak Dos drops his head into his hands and begins trembling.] SCD: Give me your worst, head pains. For mi amigos, I will put up with anything. [Another young masked fan walks up to the table and Cloak Dos looks up.] SCD: Hola, amigo! My name is Senor Cloak Dos, who are you? [Scene fades.] **************************************** **************************************** Doc Holliday **************************************** **************************************** [SCENE: The day after Tradition. Life goes on in Phoenix Valley Wrestling, even when the cameras are not rolling, and already our stars are starting to assemble in Albequerque, New Mexico. A house show is on tap tonight. Tonight, our lucky fans will witness quite a few matches that the general public will never know about. Rick Marley will defend his championship against Caleb Foley, whose injured knee will betray him in the end. Gibson Hayes will resume his attempt to wrest the Number One Contendership from Doc Holliday, but tonight's match will end in a double disqualification as both men will end up colliding with Duke Martin... again. The team of Ow and Livestock will defend the tag team championships against the Renegades, with a little bit of outside interference on their side. And tonight's rematch between Tom Landis and Perry Fontana will end with a disqualification as Fontana will be caught using a weapon. William Craven will defeat the Mercenary, who will substitute for a still-missing Rob Cole. Chris Hartt will get a pinfall victory over Johnny De[THE REST OF THIS SENTENCE HAS BEEN EDITED BY PVW MANAGEMENT]. Or so I heard. They say "if it didn't happen on TV, it didn't happen". This is what happens on house shows every night; PVW brings their best shows to the people. Tonight's show is for Albequerque, and Albequerque alone. Following that, Amarillo, Texas... about as far east as PVW ventures in its regional existence. A few nights off and then up to Colorado Springs. Then Denver. Then Reno. A few nights off, and back across to San Diego. Back to Arizona with a show in Gilbert. And then we'll have Heatwave in Surprise. Every one of these shows will have top flight talent in top-quality matchups. But through all of this, there can only be one Number One Contender. The man who currently wears that crown is seated outside the University Arena on the campus of the University Of New Mexico... The Pit. That's where the action is tonight, and that's where Doc Holliday is currently resting. It is a bright clear day, and Holliday is reclining on a bench outside the facility, his gym bag seated next to him. He's not wearing his 1880's livery... he's wearing a normal, 2011-era business suit. A dark grey sportcoat and pants, tailor-fit. Sunglasses shade his eyes, but they cannot hide the morose expression on his face.] Doc Holliday: Life don' wait fer no man. Gibson Hayes, when ah pinned ya las' night... when ah shifted mah weight off thet suplex ta press yer shoulders down... Duke Martin got so busted up addled by gittin' hit somany times thet he counted us both out. Now, thet ain't an excuse; it's a fact. An' inna end, it don' mattah. Th' result is whut it is. Ya didn't win, an' ah didn't win. Now, seems ta me we both lost out. See, in order ta git my Numbah One Contendahship... ya hadda win. Not pin me. Not 'not lose'. Ya hadda WIN. An' ya didn't. So it seems ta me yer still floatin' short o' harbor. Yer chance is gone. Go fight some contendahs, mebbe even beat 'em, an' come back agin' aftah ah'm done. Hell, by then, yer job'll be mostly done fer ya; Marley ain't gonna be fit ta defend HISSELF, let alone his belt. But... th' challenge ah accepted said thet if ah 'didn't win', ah lost mah name. An' ah didn't win. [Long pause. Long bitter pause. Morose slowly morphs into that cold, cold stare. That killer's look.] DH: Alright. Fine. Mah name is Matthew Lee Holliday. So long as no Cardinals fans git me confused with they left fielder, it ain't no mind ta me. This what ya want, Gibson Hayes? As if thet, in fact, was yer real name. So inna end, all thet changes is Herc Douglas says somethin' differnt before mah match with Rick Marley, an' Gibson Hayes goes back ta pretendin' thet he means somethin' ta somebody. Yer chance is gone, Hayes; ya officially blew it. Go play in traffic. Better yet, go tell Bill Craven yer in front of him in line. Good luck with thet. [Oh, there's a smile. Very brief, but it's there.] MLH: Ah'll be glad ta do it mahself. Bill, ah'm ahead o' you in line. Ah waited while ya went fer Rick Marley fer months on end. An' sure, ah was waitin' fer him ta spend ever'thang he had 'gainst you an' Cole anyway... but th' fact is, yer time came. An' in a steel cage in London, it went. Sure, ah reckon ya made such a strong rebound with Blood Bowl an' beatin' Manson thet yer right back in line. But this comin' Heatwave, Matthew Lee Holliday has no qualm about defendin' mah contendership 'gainst ya. Ya already know ya don' scare me, an' ya already know ah do respect whut ya kin do. Ah see no need ta make any grand proclama- shins ta you about whut ah'm gonna do; it wouldn't change nothin'. You do whut ya gotta do... an' so will ah. Ah'm sure Marley'll be thar with a big grin on his face. He wins in either case. He knows yer gonna turn back ag'inst him any time now. Ya think he's set ya out ta cripple me up before mah shot, an' so he has... but remembah one thang: he's doin' th' same ta you, Bill. If ya think fer one moment thet yer th' monster in this horror flick, ah suggest ya reconstruct yer line o' thinkin'. Ah ain't nobody's victim. Matthew Lee Holliday goes ta Crystal Lake on vaca-shin. Matthew Lee Holliday trains in his sleep by runnin' ovah ta Elm Street an' whippin' Freddy's ass. When Matthew Lee Holliday loks inna mirror an' says "Candyman", both a spirit with a hook an' Damian Rose wet themselves respectively. An' when Matthew Lee Holliday's ring name changed, one man who ain't affected is Chuck Norris, on account o' he's been callin' me "Sir" fer years. Craven, all thet happened las' night is it got tougher fer me ta talk inna third person, an' I got mahself some grade-A rage ta wear off on somebody. Thet won't scare ya, no, nothin' will. But ah say this because thar is a man who knows ta fear me: Marley. Marley, ah want you ta take a good look. Th' man ya ran from fer years? Ah'll take 'im head on. Th' man who wore you out an' left ya needin' a month onna shelf? He's a bad, dangerous man. An' ah'm WARMIN' UP FER YOU WITH HIM. Let thet thought ease yer dreams at night. [Doc... no, Matthew Lee... gets up from his seat and shoulders his gym bag, as the doors to the back are now open.] MLH: An' from this day, ah got two weeks o' house matches. Matches whar ah gotta see wrasslin's answer ta Charlie Sheen, Gibson "Double Standard" Hayes. Matches whar ah'll have ta tag team an' watch Marley hide onna apron from me ag'in... hidin' behind you. Matches whar every Tom, Dick, an' Harry'll line themselves up ta take mah Numbah One Contendahship. Matches whar ah gotta hear Douglas remind me about Tradition. Day in, an' day out... jus' gittin' me ready. Gittin' me in a suitable frame o' mind ta do somethin' to ya, Bill. Ah have nothin' personal towards you at all... but yer gonna git outta mah way. Ah'm not askin' ya ta GET outta mah way. Ah'm TELLIN' ya thet yer GOIN' ta git outta mah way. More truthfully, ah'm tellin' Marley thet yer gonna git outta mah way. An' he knows ah'll do it. Sharpen yer teeth, Bill... on account of it's just as ya said: IT. GOT. WORSE. [With that, Holliday turns to the back door, and we fade away.] **************************************** **************************************** Larry Gionet **************************************** **************************************** [We pan to an outstretched area in Surprise Arizona. Mounds of sand occupy the vast majority of its landscape with grass patches. A falling sunset blankets the realm shining on rock formations all around making the sky look like its on fire. a little bit to the left one can see PVW's own Larry Gionet. He stands with his jet black hair, trimmed down chin goatee sporting a black sweatshirt with black denim pants and white sneakers.] Larry Gionet: Do you hear that in the warm Arizona air, PVW? It's the sound of liberation embarking the night sky. It is this feeling sending a current through my body ever since Tradition 5. That empowerment of freedom exploded out of me when I kicked my partner Chris Hartt in the face and left him high and dry in our tag match! [Larry Gionet looks straight into the camera with his piercing cold blue eyes with a distinct purpose on his face. A slight bit of agitation begins to form as he begins to speak once again.] LG: You see I tried wrestling for you people. Playing the good samaritan of PVW. Selling the merchandise, signing the autographs for the fans in attendance. Standing side by side with friends that I believed in with my heart and soul. Where in the hell did it get me huh? What has my career become?! [By the look in his eyes Larry Gionet is burning a hole into every viewer watching. He looks up to the starlit sky as a look of reflection merges with a look of accomplishment shown in his demeanor.] LG: You see when I sped away from Mesa Arizona, I felt a sense of tranquility wash over me like a waterfall. As if I felt comfortable in my own skin again for the first time in 18 months. When I looked at myself in the rear view mirror I looked like myself again. No longer living a facade to please those that don't matter. Last week at Tradition 5 I was called a snake. When I think back that fits me to a tee. I shed my own skin to return to where I needed to be in this life. I set the pace and can attack without warning. I can be quick to end one's misery either by choking them out or proving my bite can be deadly. [Larry Gionet gets in a fighting stance as if prepared to take on the world.. He pounds both fists together as the cracking of knuckles send a smacking echo across the horizon.] LG: In the end, I'm here to crack some ribs. To plant some unfortunate victim on his skull. All in my path to win the PVW World Championship. I was so close I could taste it. I won't let the hype, the distractions get in my way ever again! [Larry Gionet leans up against a rock formation as he puts his hand through his hair. He digs his sneakers into the sand making his mark just as he is doing so again in PVW.] LG: At On The Road I team with Chance McKenzie against the Dan Team of Dan Flores and Dan Your Hero Daniels. Chance had your number on last weeks Heatwave. So whose to say that history won't repeat itself? While I have not locked horns with them as of late we will meet in the Called Shot Match at End Game. You boys will just get a taste of what I am truly capable of doing in that ring with the weight of the world off my shoulders! At Heatwave I reveal to the whole world why I turned my back on Chris Hartt and Caleb Foley. You ask me who I am? What do I stand for? Show more personalty? I'm fuckin Larry Gionet ... You don't need to know anything more then that. [Larry Gionet in a flash turns his back to the camera as some have believed he did so to his former allies. He walks further and further away from the camera's sight as the camera picks up what was dug in the ground with his sneakers reading LG. With that picture, we fade to black.] **************************************** **************************************** The Renegades **************************************** **************************************** [The scene opens up in a busy gym somewhere in Arizona. The focus of the shot, Devin Houlihan, one half of the Renegades, is sitting on a bench along the one wall, busy tying his shoe. Devin's dressed in a pair of black shorts, and black wife beater. A red bandanna is busy keeping his hair out of his face. Finished with his laces, Devin leans back against the wall and just shakes his head. The overall hum of the gym doesn't over power Devin's voice, as he begins, his stare focused on something off camera.] DEVIN: Ya know... After Tradition... When I was peeling myself up off the mat, and walking to back, my head still ringing... I really began to grow angry. I was really beginning to just get pissed the [CENSORED] off. It was beginning to seem like week in and week out _I_ was on the short end of the stick.... _I_ was the one getting outclassed, outperformed and left in the dusk. And I did not like it one bit! [Shakes his head.] I hated the failing, the losing... I couldn't _stand_ it. It was eating me alive. But then a couple little birdies took me under their wings... A couple little birdies began to talk and talk and talk, all trying so desperately to help me understand the circumstances. Suddenly, I wasn't angry anymore... I was _HUNGRY_! [Devin smiles, turning his focus right on the camera.]. _HUNGRY_ to step into the gym and continue my conditioning regiment. _HUGNRY_ to get back into the film room, and prepare myself for the next onslaught. But most of all _HUNGRY_ to get back inside that squared circle, and show everyone that Devin Houlihan isn't no punk bitch... That Devin Houlihan isn't flash in the pan prospect that'll never become as great as everyone expected. And that's _exactly_ what I'm going to do! [Devin nods, barely pausing.] See, those birdies, Kip... Those birdies reminded me that perhaps you walked away the winner at Tradition not because you were better than me, but because you were _smarter_. You played the right angles, showed your cards only when you wanted too, and took advantage of the situation like the skilled pro you are. See, that's what the birdies taught me, Kip.... that here, this sport, it really isn't about who is the most talented or has the biggest skill set. It isn't about who's been in the bizness longer, or risen to the top faster. What matters is how _smart_ you wrestle, how _effective_ your game plan is. [Pause.] See, _that_ is why on any given night _anyone_ can walk away the winner, Kip. Because a _great_ game plan can overcome almost anything. And that's what happened at Tradition. I was there to fight and kick some ass. I was there to show the Prophets of Rage I was not afraid of their legacy, and would have no problems standing toe to toe with them inside the ring. I was there to teach the Corazones a lesson, to show spreading lies about someone does not go without consequences. You? You were an _afterthought_.... [Pause.] A decision I regret making... [Deep breath.] But, not this week, Kip. Yins ain't no after thought this week. Yins are the _MAIN COURSE_. [Smile.] I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't happy about it Kip. I really cannot wait to get back inside that ring, and show you all that I've learned this week. At Heatwave, you shall see a new and improved Devin Houlihan... a _smarter_ Devin Houlihan. One that sure as hell isn't getting his shoulders pinned to the mat this week! [With that, Devin stands and calls out to his 'birdies', JD and Uncle Sid. The camera fades as Devin joins the two inside the ring, and gets to work.] **************************************** **************************************** AsH **************************************** **************************************** [Camera opens on AsH standing at his fridge with his head in the freezer. He's wearing a pair of sweats and no shirt, bruises visible along his back and shoulders] AsH's wife (offscreen): Honey, what the heck are you looking for? AsH: Something to put on my face... the bruises still aren't gone and that egg on my temple is still Condor-like in size. A-W: Aren't Condor's extinct? AsH: Endangered... just like YOU'RE going to be if you don't tell me where the frozen peas are. A-W: We don't have any. AsH: Corn? A-W: Nope. AsH: Um... blueberries? A-W: Nuh-uh. AsH: What do we have? A-W: Frozen yams. By the way, am I referred to as AsH's Wife? AsH: I believe so... A-W: I have a name, you know. AsH: Yeah, but before you were my girlfriend and wife you were a company employed entity... and before that you worked for someone else. A-W: So? AsH: Listen, I cut ties with the old fed and everything and rather than arguing with that little D-nozzle about getting the RIGHT to say your name, it's just easier for the current company to refer to you as my wife. A-W: ...you suck. AsH: YOU SUCK! A-W: Enjoy your YAMS! [AsH grumbles and slams the freezer shut. He instead opens the fridge door, grabs two beers (Yuengling's) and shuts that door. He sits down on the bar stool at the island and untwists the top of one of the bottles... then presses one to his forehead and one to his lips, taking a long drink. The bruises on his head are some of the worst you've ever seen OR read about. ...right...] AsH: I'll give that Cain kid one thing, he throws a helluva temper tantrum. [AsH takes another pull from the glorious green bottle] AsH: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he had to change his huggies after he was finished playing teeball with my face. What? You expect me to get my Hanes in a wad just because you tried to dent my skull? Handcuffed me and tried to make some sort of statement? Kid, I've had tougher numbers than you try to make REAL statements using me as their method of dissemination and guess what? I'm still here... they aren't. Game, old guy. [AsH chuckles at that and takes another sip of the beer] AsH: Damn, wish I still had a few Negro Modela's... speaking of... HEY HONEY! A-W: WHAT?! AsH: CAN CLOAK COME OVER TOMORROW NIGHT?! A-W: ONLY IF HE DECIDES TO SPEAK AT LEAST 60% SPANISH! YOUR SON WAS ASKING FOR HIS TELEMUNDO TODAY! AsH: I CAN PROMISE 40%... I will admit, though. He's good with my kid. He was running around screaming "Arriba!" ...though he can't talk well yet, so it was more of "Oreepa!" Hey, speaking of people who can't speak well and have little-to-no-coordination... THE BIZ! I'm facing this guy on the next show! Can you believe it? I mean, it took Management all of 4 shows before they pit us together. I won't admit that I hadn't thought about it when I heard he signed too... but more as a kind of softball easy win en route to a roll. The dude faked his death, won nothing of any consequence on his own, and his biggest claim to fame was feuding with the same boss who thought his BEST and Most TALENTED man on the roster... was a WOMAN. Brilliant. Fighting the Biz is like fighting the cold. You're gonna win, it's just gonna be REALLY annoying along the way. [AsH moves the bottle over to another bruise and grimaces] AsH: And now the guy's on a big kick like he's too good for the competition here and he's gonna pick and choose when he wants to compete. The Biz? Too good? He modeled his name after an MTV reality TV contestant ...BEFORE HE WAS AN ATHLETE! I guess we're lucky he didn't start later and become "Bize$ha." Though, who am I to talk? Thirty something years old and I still don't conform to normal capitalization rules... [AsH shrugs] AsH: But at the end of the day, I never faked my own death to win a title, I never hitched myself to a better talent to win a title, and I certainly never blew a goat. ...just saying... [The camera begins to fade slowly] AsH: What? Fading already... sh*t... hmm. Well, Mike, I'll see you when I see you. Try to stay alive until then. Or if you don't, make sure you really COMMIT to dying this time. [AsH winks as the camera fades out] **************************************** **************************************** Tyson Cain **************************************** **************************************** [The picture is dark, but we hear footsteps and a familiar voice begins to speak.] VOICE: It is a tail as old as time itself... ["The Showstopper" Tyson Cain walks into the black area and behind him lights up a basketball game. In it, we see the Duke Blue Devils playing basketball.] Cain: At some point the protege' usually usurps the mentor... [Coach K is seen celebrating after Duke's second NCAA Tourney victory and someone is holding a sign behind him that says '900 wins". Next to the picture of Coach K, is Bob Knight in his Indiana red sweater with the number "902" superimposed under his profile.] Cain: The student gives a lesson to the teacher... [The background screen of a child walking away from a teacher and through a door and the moment he steps through he is twenty years older. The man he walks up to is an older version of that teacher as the young man hands him a pink slip] Cain: And the child many times overtakes his idol. [The background picture changes to show Sinister holding the PVW TV Title above his head, then it fades back to black, leaving Cain standing confidently in view.] Cain: It happens more often than people want to admit. In PVW, it has happened before. I'm sure elsewhere. But for me, it has become personal. It has become a quest. Why? Because I am disappointed. [Tyson takes a swig from his water bottle before continuing.] Cain: Don't get me wrong, everything I have said before is true. I held back in our last match because the title wasn't on the line. I didn't want to show what I could do in the ring fully so that when we met again I had an advantage. All of that is true and I stand by it. But... I also must admit that I was very excited to get that match. To be in the ring against my idol -- the one guy I have looked up to since I was a child. My Dad was a wrestler and it wasn't "The Sniper" I wanted to be like, but Big Daddy Sin. [Tyson fidgets a little with seeming excitement.] Cain: Imagine what it feels like for me in that moment. Stepping into the ring with my idol and getting to do all those things I dreamed of. I got to tie up with him in the ring. I got to wrestle him in and out of the ring. I even got my name announced as the winner after the match ended. It was perfect and yet the entire time as we performed and showed our talents to the world, all I could think of was... Where was your talent? [Tyson finished the water bottle and stands up as e tosses it across the room and into the garbage can.] Cain: Now you could be pulling the same tricks that I was and holding back, but I have to think that a man of your advancing age would realize that you can't play mind games with someone younger. You have to give everything you have in order to win or even be competitive. So my assumption is that you tried your best to win the match and if that is the case... I'm sorely disappointed. I expected more fire. I expected the guy who has been in battles with legendary man in the ring. I didn't expect to be seven steps ahead at every turn and knowing what you would do because you haven't changed your repertoire in TWENTY YEARS! [Tyson chuckles and slaps his knee as he repeats himself...] Cain: Twenty years! [More laughter. Finally Cain stops laughing.] Cain: I knew when you would throw a punch or a kick. I knew what you would do in a tie-up. I also know how to get the advantage to work my count out survival finish. I pulled it off because I know you better than anybody because I have followed you forever. Yet I found myself so sad from your performance. [He smiles broadly.] Cain: Tat is how I know that when the next match between us ends, you will be missing more than your talent. You will be missing your title. The one thing that makes you relevant right now. There was a time when you were the man. When you battled for every title worth having. You were the one man I felt could do anything he wanted to....but I was wrong. [He raises an eyebrow.] Cain: And I found tat out when I stepped into the ring with you. You do not deserve to be Television champion. You don't have the youth to pull off wrestling that role. You don't have the stamina and you don't have the looks! [Tyson stands up and shows off his physique.] Cain: I'm the total package. I'm the Phi Slamma Jamma! I'm the man that will carry PVW into the future on my own back! I know this because I'm already the guy they are talking about. Can you see that? Nobody talks about you and your title reign or any of the other "contenders" to the title there are. It is me, the Jaw-Dropper, that is capturing the hearts and minds of the PVW faithful. [Cain's face goes full deadpan.] Cain: Your time is up Sin. You have had your final laugh and I promise to give you one last match you can be proud of. But your reign is over and it is time for someone new to hold the championship. And then, I have a whole new set of priorities.... [Cain smiles.] Cain: You see, i didn't come here to make friends. I didn't come here to be the most beloved man in the business. That is not what I am about. I'm about spectacle. I'm about flash with a boatload of substance included. I'm what you have been waiting for years to see walk in the door here in PVW. I've gone out of my way to make my point clear that everybody is a target. [A poignant pause.] Cain: Isn't that right AsH? [He chuckles for a second before moving forward.] Cain: Please don't take what I did to you personally. It was a statement. A means to an end. I wanted everybody out there to see what happens when someone tries to come after me once I have the TV title. I don't play nice and never pretended I did. Any of you who think you can take me out better get in line because destiny is shining upon me and when this night is over...you will know me as... the jaw dropper... the ratings spiker... the showstopper.... [Tyson pauses and smiles slyly.] Cain: And most importantly you will know me as the TV Champion. [Cain confidently stares into the camera.] Cain: I dare you to come take me out. Bring it on. [Fade to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Caleb Foley **************************************** **************************************** [The camera fades in and you fade into staring at a white wall with just one sign hanging on it. What does that sign say you might ask yourself ...] "What Makes a Legend..." [After a few moments of staring at the sign you hear a familiar voice in the background...] V/O: What makes a Legend a LEGEND in this sport?!? Is it how many men he has defeated inside the ring ... How many titles he might of won ... How well he was respected backstage ... Maybe it is his winning percentage in BIG matches ... [The camera turns around and you see "The Celtic Crippler" Caleb Foley standing there with his arms folded. Caleb has on a green t-shirt and blue jeans and is wearing an green baseball cap with a shamrock on the front of it.] Caleb Foley: One thing for sure I, Caleb Foley, will NEVER be considered a LEGEND in this sport. That's right I said it ... Caleb Foley, will NEVER EVER be a LEGEND in this sport. [Caleb pauses for a brief moment...] Caleb Foley: As long as guys like Johnny Detson are around Caleb Foley will never get his shot at being a LEGEND. Sure I might of beaten Johnny Detson at Tradition 5 but you know he is gonna come out here and say that it was nothing but a fluke. That I somehow cheated to beat the President and CEO of Phoenix Valley Wrestling. Johnny, it will never happen again right ... [Caleb flashes a smirk at the camera...] Caleb Foley: Face it Johnny you lost fair and square at Tradition 5. Johnny, you can come up with all the excuses you want but in the record book it will show that The Celtic Crippler defeated Johnny Detson in a 2 out of 3 Falls Match. Sure it may not have gone exactly how I wanted it to go but a win is still a win. My leg may still be a little sore but this week I have another big match against "The Bad Wolf" Christopher Black... [Foley is no longer smiling as he seems to be getting down to business...] Caleb Foley: Not only do I face another fellow European but he like myself is an up and comer in this sport. Black you have the look, you have the moves and you have the skills to be a serious contender for a very long time.The only thing that is working against you Mister Black is your temper. Once you learn to control that temper of yours you will be a lot better off. [The Celtic Crippler takes a second to scratch the top of his head before he continues to speak...] Caleb Foley: Now Black I know you are not one to take advice especially from a guy like myself but that temper of yours will be your downfall in your career. Black not only is this a battle of Europeans but this is for a shot at getting into the Called Shot match. Black you remind me a lot of the first ever Phoenix Valley Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, Chase Williams. And we all know the type of history that I have with him. But did you see what happened to him Black. Chase reached the top of the sport and was on cloud nine. He thought he could not be beat and no one could knock him off his pedestal. But then he came crashing down and look where he is now. [Foley then lets out a small chuckle and continues to speak...] Caleb Foley: So Black be careful. While it may be an honor to be mentioned in the same sentence as the first every Phoenix Valley Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion let's just hope your career doesn't end the same way as his did. On Heatwave, we will find out will it be The Englishman or Irishman that goes on to the Called Shot. Who will take that next step to get one step closer to becoming a LEGEND. So Black may the best man win... [The camera fades to black with Caleb Foley just staring at the sign What Makes a Legend...] **************************************** **************************************** Hollywood by Night **************************************** **************************************** [Just a voice.] TT: What are they thinking? [Fade in to "The Fashion Assassin" Tony Thomas sitting on a chair in a restaurant. He's seated in the chair backwards, his arms resting on top of the back rest on the chair. The chair is situated at the end of a booth. On the right side of the booth "The Fashion Industry's Worst Nightmare" Kip Butler and Kitty Von Braun are seated. Butler is next to the window with KVB to his left.] KB: Who cares what they're thinking, Tony? We wanted matches. We wanted to prove to the world we deserve to be called _the_ greatest tag team of all time. We need matches to prove this. We need to beat every single team we can. TT: You already beat Devin Houlihan at Tradition. Why are we facing them in a tag team match now? KB: I have no idea, Tony. I'm not the match maker. TT: I wanted to face the Prophets of Rage. After their blatant disrespect at Tradition... man, oh _man_. KB: Look, one thing at a time. We face the Renegades this week. Then we can focus on the Prophets of Rage. Let's not look past the Renegades. TT: Look, Kip. I know you're all about busting heads and stuff. The Renegades are beneath us as a team. Everyone expects us to beat this team. They can't match up to us. They can't compete with us. They're nothing, Kip. The Prophets? That's our next step. KB: One thing at a time, Tony. KVB: Listen to Kip, Tony. The Prophets of Rage can wait. They'll be dealt with at End Game. Worry about them then. KB: We need to be on the look out for the Corazones deciding to stick their nose in the match, Tony. There's some really bad blood between them and the Renegades. TT: Who am I to insert myself in someone else's drama, Kip? They show up, I say we just walk away from it. There's no reason to insert ourself in that war. KB: Now you're thinking, Tony. Now you're thinking. TT: Gah. Let's just get this done with. [Fade out.] **************************************** **************************************** Marcus Manson **************************************** **************************************** [The scene fades up from black to show a cinder block wall. Coat hooks are attached to the wall, and a battered leather trench coat hangs on one, the other sitting empty. The voice of Marcus Manson is heard before the man himself is seen. Manson is laughing. As he enters the scene, he starts applauding. ] Manson: Well done Larry Gionet. You finally smartened up. I'm almost proud of you, Larry. You're on the right path. [Manson takes off the trench coat he is wearing and hangs it up next on the wall. It is not leather, but canvas, and is newer and in notably better condition than the one already hung on the wall.] Manson: Now, let me address Chris Hartt. The Paladin. Third time's the charm, eh, buddy? One thing you need to get straight, though. I am nobody's hired thug, Hartt. Whatever you and Johnny Detson have going on, i'm not involved. I'm here to win titles, and hurt people. And hartt, you don't have a title. [Manson pulls the battered leather trench coat off the hook and shrugs into it. His face darkens as he does and his eyes go cold.] It's nothing personal, Hartt. I'm here to win championships. I am here to climb the PVW ladder, and you are just one more rung right now between myself and HVD. Hartt, this trench coat sumbolizes pain and misery. At one time it belonged to a man who was possibly more sick and twisted than I am. For a few years it has sat on this hook, waiting. Maybe I wasn't worthy of wearing it. Maybe I got a little soft.... But now, I'm on my own again. I am ready to hurt people, Hartt. And i'm going to start with you. [Fade.] **************************************** **************************************** The Heat **************************************** **************************************** [Standing with "Swinging" Dean Hayes, who is in a bad Hawaii shirt and cargo shorts, is the quartet known to PVW as The Heat! Arvelle is in a blue tuxedo with pink bow tie and ruffled black shirt. PACO and Maxime are wearing peach colored warm up suits with white piping. Those warm up threads say: The HEAT on the right breast. Meanwhile, Florine is dressed to the nines in an slinky peach satin gown. In MAGIC's hands is the trophy top for the now broken prize of the HIT.] SDH: Magic, it's been over week since the Heat were defeated in the HIT at Tradition V by the Manga Express - a team that turned out to be none other than PVW's fasting rising tag team of Max Weinrib and Sal Mubarak... [MAGIC pulls Dean's microphone holding arm towards him.] AML: Lemme stop you right there, Dean. The Heat were not "defeated" in the Heat Invitational Tournament finals. No sir, no how. The Heat were bamboozled. The Heat were hornswaggled. The Heat were deceived. The Heat were out and out lied to! After managing to qualify for the HIT finals, the Manga Express were taken out by a team that could have never qualified for the HIT in the first place. A team that took advantage of all sorts of cheap shots and cheats. A team that out and out carpetbagged themselves a vicotry. Max and Sal, they didn't win nothing! Those two clowns stole a tainted win but the Heat ain't about to let them two hoity-toity New York swindlers get away with what they done, no sir! The Heat is coming for you, Max and Sal. You'd best brush up on all your little tricks and chicanary because this time the Heat is gonna be expecting you. You won't have the element of surprise or those masks to hide behind! The Heat always gets even, y'all done picked a fight you ain't gotta chance of winning. Next question! SDH: On "On the Road" The Heat is scheduled to lock horns against a team of local talent: MICHAEL PERFECT and "MR. MAGNIFICENT" DYLAN DOUGLAS... AML: Ya ain't gotta yell their names, Dean. SDH: Sorry... [Florine baps Dean on the head as Arvelle decides its time for him to talk some more.] AML: Now I don't know nothing about no Perfect or Douglas but I do know that no matter how good these guys think they are, no matter how much their mamas done told them they gotta chance at the big time here in the PVW, no matter how much they think they want it - Douglas and Perfect ain't the Heat. Mike and Dylan, I'm sure your mamas done tried to raise you right and love y'all wastrels with as much love as they could but that don't mean diddly squat in that there ring, especially against a team like the Heat! While Max and Sal done tricked us, those two didn't get an easy win, no sir no how! Even when surprised and swindled, the Heat fought like caged, sex beasts to overcome odds that were not in their favor. What chance do you think you got against the tanned God of the Bedroom, Paco Magnon? Do you really think you can out do the Muscle from Miami, Maxime? Look at these two Adonises! Ya got high flying, techincal lucha with Paco and some of the fanciest feet and straight power y'all ever done see in Maxime! With the brains and mouth of me, MAGIC, and the moral support provided by Miss Florine, those two chumps of Mr. Perfect and Dylan Micheals ain't gotta a leg to stand on. SDH: So you're predicing victory, Arvelle? AML: I ain't doing nothing of the sort, Dean. I'm guarenteeing victory. C'mon boys and lucious lady, we gotta show to put on for all them HEAT deprived fans. Remember: you ain't cooking unless you've got HEAT! [The quartet walks off leaving Dean to wipe his brow.] **************************************** **************************************** Los Corazones **************************************** **************************************** [The camera opens into a dimly lit locker room where two masked figures sit upon a wooden benches, the figure closet to the camera is slowly wrapping his wrist in white tape as the further figure is lacing his boots. Distant cheers and boos can be heard as the camera moves closer towards the figures illuminating them better. The first figure is wearing red full length wrestling tights and a white mask with a red heart upon it; Corazòn Rojo obviously. He looks towards the camera and nods.] CR: Blanco, el equipo de cámara está aquí. [The other figure looks towards the camera and nods. Corazòn Blanco is wearing white full length wrestling tights, white boots and his customary red mask with a white heart upon it.] CB: No escatiman gastos para sus estrellas lo hacen? [Corazòn Rojo chuckles.] CR: Of course not Blanco. The PVW knows we are the only stars they have that can draw in our homeland and in America. CB: But how come they are here now and not for our last tour? CR: The mighty dollar Blanco, the mighty dollar. I have heard they want to produce a DVD of us and want ASLL footage on there ... they want to see us against quality opponents. CB: They aren't the only ones ... I'm sick of Los Renegados and Los Profetas ... it's the same old song and dance with them ... we are the toughest, we are the greatest, we are the baddest ... CR: We are women beaters ... [Corazòn Blanco shakes his head and exhales angrily.] CB: Tradition though ... I've watched the tapes ... Emylee was in the wrong place, too close ... encouraging us. CR: Yes ... yes. She knows the ringside dangers ... but to mark her beauty with that hideous black eye ... that is different brother. CB: Van a sufrir! [Corazòn Rojo nods in agreement. There is a knock at the door and Corazòn Rojo slowly stands to his feet and walks towards the door. He pushes it open and two obese Mexican men stand there with tattered black duffel bags slung over their shoulders. The man on the right takes a swig from a tequila bottle as the man on the left removes his sombrero and begins to speak.] Man: We are Maximo y Sal .. [The man referred to as Sal nods as he burps.] Man: We were told we could get ready here for our match tonight against Los Corazones.. [Blanco and Rojo glare at the two men in what can only be called absolute disgust.] CB: Perdón? Los Corazones are supposed to be facing El Milagro de Expresarse ... [Maximo nods his head as Sal takes another swig from the tequila bottle.] Maximo: Apparently they are travel issues and we were signed to take their place ... [Rojo shakes his head angrily to side and motions for the two men to enter the room. Blanco slowly stands to his feet and grabs the ASLL Campeon Nacional Parejas title belts and continues to glare at the two men. As Sal places his duffel bag down upon the bench Blanco drills him upside the head with the title belt.] "___CCCRRRAAACCCKKK___" [Maximo looks at Blanco in shock and takes a step backwards, right into an elbow from Rojo that sends him stumbling forward ...] "___CCCRRRAAACCCKKK___" [Maximo slumps to the floor after the shot from the title belt and Blanco steps over him as he walks towards Rojo.] CB: Completely unacceptable. Time to discuss this with management. CR: Hard to believe they found competition worse than Los Renegados ... [Blanco laughs heartily as he pushes the door open once again. The two men stop suddenly as a few young fans stand outside of the door, many of them wearing various luchador masks. Blanco stares down at the children for a moment.] CB: Si. Fan: Are you Senor Cloak Dos? [Rojo and Blanco look at one another and both sigh in disgust.] CB: No. Unlike Senor Cloak Dos we have heart ... [Both men make a heart with their hands before slowly walking away from the kids. Rojo turns around and speaks again.] CR: Your idol ... Senor Cloak Dos, he passed out drunk on the floor in there ... it's a shame really. [Rojo laughs again as he turns away.] CB: I hope the Maximo y Sal we face in Arizona aren't those two ... CR: Nah, in Arizona they are at least thinner. [As the men walk away all slowly fades to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Rick Marley **************************************** **************************************** The scene opens on PVW champion "The Widowmaker" Rick Marley. The dark haired cruiserweight has his feet up on a glass coffee table as he reclines on an overstuffed black leather couch, a book on his lap as he stares out the bay window into the Miami morning. Looking over at the camera crew, he sighs, sits up and clears his throat.] "Tracked me down, did you? I figured you'd be too busy taking sound bytes from Gibson Hayes and...Whatever-the-hell-his-name-is-now Holliday to put much effort into it." [Marley smiled, shaking his head.] "And you know what? For the first time in a long time, I'm fine with that: pay attention to those guys. Obsess over their dance to figure out who gets to lay down for me. Fixate on whether Gibson or...well...I guess "Matt"...is the one that have to go one on one with me. Glaze over the fact that it's a contest to see who loses. Just keep..." [Marley stops, opens his mouth to continue, then shakes his head.] "Y'know what...no. I'm not gonna sit here and spin out the same bull[BLEEP] that you hear day in and day out from a succession of carboard cutouts in the wrestling world about how it's all part of some master plan...about how I'm too cool for any of it to affect me...about how great I am and how unworthy my opponent or opponents are. I've been guilty of giving that interview. More than once, and I'm here to tell you, it's all a load of utter crap. Threre's not a guy in this industry that can't lace 'em up and give a go with almost anyone, regardless of the success that either of them has had. There's not a guy in this industry that's not dangerous in one way or another...there's not a guy in this industry who doesn't dream of holding a world title... And there's not a guy in this industry that couldn't lose it all in the blink of an eye: One wrong landing. One missed spot. One guy that goes just a bit too far..." [He trails off, looking out the window for a moment before shaking his head.] "So no. I'm not gonna go down the blase, "too cool to care" road. Do I hope Holliday and Hayes wear each other down so that the winner will be an easy win? Sure...and I hope it for entirely selfish reasons: I want to hold onto this belt as long as humanly possible. Long enough that people can hardly remember the champions that came before me, and the guy that takes it from me will have impossible shoes to fill. I want to raise my game (and PVW's with me) to the point that it's written in the heavens like the heroes of Greek myth. I...I want to have it make some sense...so that anyone that got hurt...so there's a reason behind it." [Pausing again, Marley frowns.] "It's not an apology...and I'm not sorry for what I did. Take that to the bank." [fade]

