Showcase - August 20th 2011
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**************************************** **************************************** ** Phoenix Valley Wrestling Presents ** ** SHOWCASE ** ** 08.20.11 ** **************************************** **************************************** -> Rob Cole -> Prophets of Rage -> Chris Hartt -> The Mercenary -> Tyson Cain -> Danny Daniels -> The Berserkers -> Spectre -> AsH -> Johnny Detson -> Sammy Knight -> Max and Sal -> Perry Fontana -> Christopher Black -> Marcus Manson -> Uncle Frank -> Hersher von Donkerhardt -> Nevermind -> The Heat -> Mike Bisignano -> Gibson Hayes -> Senor Cloak Dos **************************************** **************************************** Rob Cole **************************************** **************************************** [*Static fades into pounding fists as they crash into a bag. Dust and powder fall in their wake, the impact driving knuckles deep into the canvas!] V/O: You promised worse. You promised horror. You promised pain. But you're not really a man of your word, Bill. I feel like I'm crawling out from beneath the wreckage, toward the light. I am taking the first uneasy steps toward redemption, toward being the man I want to be. [Feet strike the concrete. As the camera pans up, moving along with the runner, sweat continues to pour from his chest and soak his hooded sweatshirt. His ankles and wrists are wrapped with light weights. His long hair is pulled back in a top knot and we can see the strain of his jog on his features. His own voice provides the narrative throughout the video.] V/O: Maybe I'm the only one who feels it coming? William Craven wants to believe that he's beaten me over and over again... he wants to pretend that he's destroyed me. I don't think William has ever really had to face me, though. He's always picked at the table scraps of a distracted Cole, a wounded psycho, and the battered remnants of what other men have dragged through ten miles of bad road. Just little nibbles of the rotting carcass on the side of the road. He was always a bit part player ... the weapon in the hand of someone better. He played a mind game with me, had me doubting myself, and that left me open for all the bleeding... the scarring. It left me open to lose my title. It left me open to lose my confidence. And it left me open to a masked coward. But things have changed in the past few weeks... maybe I'm the only one who feels it. [Cole in the familiar gym, the free weights crashing as he dead lifts and then drops them back to their bar. His body lunges up, hauling his arms over his head. Then he drops it down with a controlled drive to the waiting bar. Up it goes again. Then down. His muscles strain, his features red from the exertion and his pale scars are bright against the flesh.] V/O: Here I am. I'm not hiding out in some desert, I'm not talking to voices in the dark, and I'm not doing the dirty deeds for anyone else. I'm preparing myself for the physicality of this match, for the raw brutality of it. No disqualification? No count out? This is scary stuff, Bill; real scary. Maybe I am in way over my head. You see, I wasn't born a monster... I don't have the genetic advantages of Billy- boy Craven. I lift these weights and I bring them crashing down, I run until my lungs are burning, and I increase the endurance that my body can handle. I get it used to the punishment. I learn to tune out the pain and bury it beneath the will, to stand up despite the horror, to just keep fighting no matter what tries to take me down. I learn to laugh. I have held the PVW World Championship, I've beaten legends, and I've tossed plenty of fake little poseurs over that top rope before. I have beaten some of the worst nightmares. I have destroyed some of the greatest heroes. I am also better than William Craven. [Rob Cole straddles the bench press, his body hunched from the effort and exertion. He curls single weights up, wincing with the strain of it. He licks his lips and there is no longer a voice over. He just looks up, smiling a little sadistically as he regards the camera. He's excited, nearly giddy. His wolfish grin is hungry for the moment.] RC: You're no "hero", Billy. The scales, the forked tongue, and all those little scary stories about knights and dragons... you're not even the hero of your own story. Even as you stood across the ring from a man everyone else hated... they only cheered you because of how much that man was hated. They never... ever... really ... cheered for you. Now, maybe I'm being cheered for the same reason... maybe they just hate you a little more, maybe they still wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire... but you know something? It doesn't bother me. It's never mattered nearly as much to me as it seems to mean to you. The recognition, the accolades, I used to take it a little too seriously but I learned it doesn't really matter. There are two people who do cheer for me... FOR me. They don't really hate you, Bill... my son still wants you to finish your story. My wife wishes you would just leave us alone. But my family isn't jeering you or hating you or feeling one way or the other about who you are. They don't hate you, Bill. They're also not afraid of you anymore, either. You are out of sight and out of mind. Because I am standing in between you... and they know that I won't go down. Two people believe in me, Bill... that's so much more than you can possibly understand. [Cole chuckles a bit and shakes his head.] RC: I wondered if you sent that masked man to interfere in my business... and then I realized the truth. You didn't send him... he sent you. He is someone I've wronged or someone who wants to build a name for himself and he decided to use you and get to me. And you did your job, Billy... you beat me down, you tried to break me, you hurt me, and then you went looking for approval and found the sick little masked man licking his chops and hoping for table scraps. He held me down, William... you weren't there and you probably were heeled like a good little doggy. You probably watched on the monitor, you probably gazed on as someone else tried to pour themselves into my brain and take your place. Poor little Billy Guff. Nobody believes in you, anymore. *black* **************************************** **************************************** Prophets of Rage **************************************** **************************************** [Fade in: The usual PVW backdrop has a Bristol board sign taped over it. The white stiff paper reads: "PVW IS RAGE COUNTRY" The rest of the scene is blank, for now. Then Derek Rage enters stage right to frame the right side of the sign. He is dressed in his black and purple wrestling tights. His skin is oiled so that the camera light reflects beautifully off his black, muscular skin. He simply swells with muscles. His looks is somewhat bemused. He is a handsome man, plain and simple. His moustache and goatee are neatly-trimmed and faded into his skin. His hair is immaculately manicured into a short Caesar-style cut. He never looks perturbed. Half a grin lifts the left-hand corner of his mouth, but his dark eyes reveal no mirth. He leans his right shoulder against the wall, too cool for the promo. Too cool for the room. From stage left comes Shadoe Rage. He is visibly shaking as he clutches an old vinyl record in his left hand. His dreadlocked hair bounces, sending the fuchsia and gold-coloured beads tied into it bouncing. He stares out at the lens with his kohl-lined eyes. The bright hazel irises pop with madness. Unlike his brother, his facial hair is scruffy, not trimmed neatly, as if he took scissors to it himself or yanked hanks of it out with his hands. His teeth are bared in a perpetual snarl. His pale gold skin gleams under the lights and his pink sleeveless T-shirt is soaked through with what looks like a mix of sweat and oil. Intensity and madness grip him . There is nothing spare about his lean musculature. And finally, up from the centre of the screen rises Pizzazz Elysee. The raven-haired beauty is stunning. Only close inspection can show some of the signs of age, but they are graceful and beautiful marks. Her green eyes set off her jet black hair and her porcelain skin. Her lips exude hunger and are an almost obscene shade of red. She is dressed in a clingy black dress that leaves just enough to the fertile imagination while tempting the eyes with its near sheerness under the lights, begging you to wish for just a few more watts of power and maybe a few millimetres of skin. SNAP! The sound of vinyl being cracked snaps you out of your inspection of Pizzazz. There is only attention on Shadoe Rage now. ] SR: Broken records. That's what PVW's tag-team division has become. Broken records. Max and Sal, Livestock and Gutch, the Heat ... they're all the same. Second rate ... sophomoric comedy acts. Bad impressions are their bread and butter and everybody laps it up like its milk. Where's the originality? Hmmm, all the Murphys in the internet chat rooms want to complain about the Prophets of Rage but we're not one-note comedians. We're geniuses. We play symphonies of violence! Odes of mayhem! Arias of excellence! Not flat repeated jokes. We don't degrade tag-team wrestling. It's a dying art as it is. DR: Sure, the people want to call us dinosaurs. That doesn't bother us. They say we never change moods, we never change tones? They don't pay close enough attention. The Prophets wear a lot of different hats and we play subtle variations on a key. But we're not stuck in a rut. Unless you're talking about our competition. Then that argument holds true. Why? Because we're never faced with stiff competition. We've been bored to death by the same old same old. Max and Sal joking about how long we've been a team, teams like the Heat making a mockery of professional wrestling with idiotic accents, silly costumes and general buffoonery. And us? Well, there's a reason we've been the gatekeepers of the PVW tag-team division even being only half interested. We still remember that the name above the marquee reads wrestling. And we aren't in college any more. The time to be juvenile has passed. SR: Are you listening, Arvelle? We don't care how loud your mouth is because you're just talking loud and saying nothing. And if you have nothing to say we have nothing to listen to. All the people out there have nothing to listen to except white noise. White noise puts you to sleep. Just like Pizzazz is going to put you to sleep when we step in the ring at Tradition VI. P: Le PVW est un havre de chauvinisme. Les gens en arrière, les pouvoirs en place, déteste l'idée d'une femme monter sur le ring pour affronter un homme. Ils croient que la femme n'a aucune chance contre un homme. Ils détestent que leur promotion rival a une femme qui est la championne. Eh bien, tant pis, car a la Tradition VI, Pizzazz Elysee va monter les escaliers sur le ring pour concourir encore. [She holds up her hand, slapping the palm of her right hand.] P: Il a été trop longtemps que je n'ai été donne libre cours a faire ce que je voulais dans le cercle carre. Arvelle, je vais aimer te frapper avec la main de l'haine. SR: And that means it's you and me, Paco. Francisco Gabriel Maximillien Isadore Osorio Magnon, it takes more than a mouthful of Spanish names to be a premier wrestler. It takes dedication. It takes years of devotion to a craft. That's why we're the most decorated tag-team of this or any other generation. You're just another run of the mill lightweight leaper. Spend more time naming your moves something funny for the announcers than perfecting your craft. See, a bunch of daft disguises, we've seen that already. There's nothing separating you from Max and Sal. There's nothing separating you from Weinrib and Mubarak. There's nothing separating you from Livestock and Gutch. Lot of mouth, but nothing to say. DR: Don't worry, we're going to give you something to say. We're going to make it really easy on you to say something at the end of our match at Tradition VI. You're going to say: The Prophets are Better. SR: No tricks. No gimmicks! And your little filly on the outside will be no factor whatsoever. Trust me when I say that! She will be no factor. Tradition VI the Prophets start cleaning out the division again and returning tag-team wrestling to what it was meant to be. A contest of contrasting styles, fluidity and team work. Not who can make the lamer joke. Our reputations, our pride, our history is invested in this division. And I won't let you degrade it. [Rage seems to settle down for a moment.] SR: Big D, will you let anybody degrade it? DR: No I won't. SR: Pizzazz? P: Non, je ne vais pas. SR: There you have it, HEAT. At Tradition, your tired act dies ... in darkness! DR: Fade to black. [And with that the Prophets make their political statement and reinforce their image. Will the declaration be enough? We shall soon see. At Tradition to be exact. Like Derek Rage said, the camera fades to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Chris Hartt **************************************** **************************************** [A darkened room, dimly lit by a red-orange light. Sitting by himself in the dark is Chris Hartt.] I'm not perfect. I have faith and believed in ideals. I carry myself as I hoped other would do. That didn't last. I suffered the slings and arrows of others' opinions. I let it slide off of my back. But having someone step in my way, cause disruption, interfere with my life, my business, all because he thought I had overlooked him for being a homeless bum, that's just too hard to ignore. I still believe. I still have faith. But for now, I have to live with the sin of my own wrath. I can't turn the other cheek and I won't go quietly into that good night. I'm going to get my hands on the man responsible for all of this and make him pay. I'm not out to wrestle him. I'm not out to prove that I'm better than him, in the ring or out. All I want to do is hurt him. All I want to do is make him suffer for what he's done to me. And I'll make sure he never forgets who he's messed with. I won't stop until I manage to tear him apart. Nothing can make me stop. Right now, I'm a nitro-fueled engine of destruction. I won't stop until I've managed to tear through everything ahead of me and burn it all in my wake. I got one direction and if you get in my path, you will go down. I promise you. So, when I get to Tradition 6 and face Perry Fontana in a one on one match, all I can say is 'Please forgive me'. I know you've been going through your own emotional struggles and on any other day, I'd welcome the challenge to face you to prove who's the better technician. But right now, I'm making sure that the trail I blaze sets fire wherever I go and not give a damn about who's in my way. The fact that this time it's you is just the unfortunate situation we have to bear. I don't doubt you'll bring a serious fight to this match, but can you really hope to deter me? Do you think you're gonna be the one to slow me down, let alone stop me? If you do, you're a better man than I am and I don;t envy where you'll be when that's over. I got no reason to stop, yet, and this match'll only be another proving of that point. Be ready, Fontana. I know I will. [Hartt raises a bar glass and downs a gold liquid, draining the glass completely. Hartt puts the glass down, tosses a $10 on the bar, now visible in the dim light, and Hartt makes his way past the brightly burning neon bar sign that reads 'No Mercy Bar & Grill'.] **************************************** **************************************** The Mercenary **************************************** **************************************** (Scene opens. The Mercenary is at a phone booth [yes, he managed to find one that works, let alone exists], and picks up the receiver. He punches in a 10 digit number, so you know its a long distance call.) Merc: Hi there... Is this C.H.O.W.?... What's that? Oh right... I forgot you don't to have the institute referred to by its initials... something about how it seems demeaning to the residents... uh huh... uh huh... (exasperated)... Ok.. Fine... I'll start again... Is this the Chicago Home for Old Wrestlers?...There, was that better?... Well, I'll use whatever attitude I want, since I will be making a huge donation in the very near future for you to look after a very close friend of mine... Yes, that's right... I am the one that made the reservation for one Mr. Epstein.... Uhm... no, there isn't a definite arrival date set for him yet, but rest assured, it will be very soon... Uh huh... Yes.. Ok... No... Thank you again... I just wanted to make sure that his room was still being held. No... you have a good night... (hangs up the phone). Merc: Cranky old bitty. Sounds like she should be in a room there herself, not being the head nurse, but whatever... only the best for my best bud. Now then, as for you... (steps out of the booth and turns towards the camera, with a threatening move, but eases off) ... You know that I normally can't stand you sneaky camera guys sneaking up on me, listening in on conversations that you shouldn't be party to, but this time I wanted you to hear what was going on. Or more specifically, I wanted your viewers, and one in particular, to hear what I was saying. Alex, I hope you're watching this. I want you to know what your future hold for you. Or at least the future that I have in mind for you. I've said it before, but I'm going to say it one more time...I'm doing this to save you. As you heard, I've got a nice cushy, luxurious place all set up and reserved for you. There are others out there, my current employer being one of them, who would rather see you living out the rest of your days laying in bed, plaster casts from your toes to your chin. And I really don't want to see that. Believe me, I honestly don't. You don't deserve that. And now, I'm getting the feeling that there are others out there who don't want to see that either. For instance, the matchmakers for the PVW. They realized that there is no way that the two of us aren't going to meet up and try to tear each other apart. So, they're trying to keep it under control, by putting us in a tag match. They're hoping that our partners will be able to cut down on the amount of time that the two of us will have against each other. Who knows? They could be right. But then again, considering how well we know each other's strengths and weaknesses, it won't take long for either one of us to hurt the other. So, maybe it wasn't such a bright idea on their part. Now then I would be remiss if I didn't at least mention the other two men involved in this match. Tom Landis, your partner, is very similar to you Alex, in that both of you shouldn't be in the ring anymore. But neither of you is going to quit until you're either crippled for life or sleeping in a pine box. It's sad, really. As for my partner, Tyson Cain, well, sorry kid, I really don't know much about you. Looks like you're trying to make a name for yourself by targeting a veteran of the sport, so you'll probably be focused on him, like I'm going to be focused on Epstein. And you'll be good to remember that. Epstein is mine, and mine alone. Stay out of my way, and we'll all be better for it. (Merc turns from the camera and starts to walk away. After a couple of steps he turns back for one last statement) Merc: Well, except for Alex, but that goes without saying. (Fade to snow) **************************************** **************************************** Tyson Cain **************************************** **************************************** [The image fades in or wrestling action figures. No, we aren't kidding. The large thumb and fingers holding them in place obviously belong to someone far too old to be playing with these dolls...] Voice: ...Uh...They're action figures, dammit! [We're sorry....action figures.] Voice: Exactly. [Our mistake.] Voice: Its OK. [Anyway, The figures are very intricate and the latest in PVW releases. Here we see Tom Landis figurine and The Mercenary.] Merc figure: (in a very deep, husky voice) Tom, your partner just doesn't seem right to me. Landis figure: (in a very effeminate voice) Oh silly Merc, I just love you big guys with those covers on your head. Merc figure: Hey aren't you married. Landis figure: Technically, but aren't we all married to the ring. The steel of the poles, the wrapping on the hard wire that surrounds us as we dance the dance of athletic entertainment. [The hand makes the Merc figure slap the Landis figure.] Merc figure: Shut up you sniveling twit! My God, you get allowed to return by the doctors and you sound like some oversexed pole dancer or something. Landis figure: I'm sorry... Merc figure: Your partner, well he has some problems doesn't he? Landis figure: It's possible. He doesn't fully understand who he is most of the time. Merc figure: Many have that problem. Landis figure: Not me...but I do need to make sure he and I are on the same page. [The Merc figure disappears and a much older figurine appears. One not quite as large as the others and with obvious wear and tear. It is a man with a gold outfit and a gold mask on his face.] Landis figure: Alex really? Gold figure: What? Landis figure: Why the outfit? Gold figure: I'm the GOLDEN FLASH! Landis figure: Good Lord! Gold figure: Yes! The Golden Flash is here to rid the PVW of evil! Landis figure: Take that crap off! [The hands remove the eye covering and the figures head is that of Alex Epstein.] Landis figure: That's more like it. Epstein figure: I feel so naked! [The eye covering returns.] Epstein figure: There! It is the most frightening thing to think that a veteran of mu stature could be exposed by a rookie like Tyson Cain. He is just so amazing and skilled. Landis figure: And handsome! Epstein figure: Easy big boy! That isn't what I'm talking about. I just think he can expose me for being a fraud! He can expose me for being generally boring and transparently mediocre. [The camera's view sees eyes appear and the view pans out to show Tyson Cain squatting with the figures as he plays. He stops playing and stands up, holding the Landis and Epstein figures in his hands. He raises the Epstein figure to his face and starts talking.] Cain: Yes Alex, you are right. On every count. You are pathetically mediocre and weak. [Finally, Tyson turns his head to face the camera with a serious scowl on his face.] Cain: And it has to burn you up inside. It always has, hasn't it? If I were you, I'd have a serious case of jealousy going on. [He holds the golden Epstein figure up again.] Cain: This figure fits you so well, Alex. It is smaller than the others for a reason. You can claim it is because it is a decade-old toy piece and the scale used to create toys today is vastly different and more complex. Because you are smaller in all the areas that matter. You are not the big money guy, not the most talented guy and you aren't even the most charismatic guy that ever stepped into the ring. But that is not the greatest reason the figure's size mirrors you... [Cain smirks.] Cain: It is because you are ALWAYS overshadowed by somebody better. [Tyson laughs a bit before continuing.] Cain: Don't get me wrong Al, you have skills and the staying power of a shit-kicking mule. But in the end, you are never "the man" and you know it. Don't believe me? [Tyson acts like he is counting as he speaks.] Cain: You have been overshadowed at every turn. Alex Martinez, Jason Keening....hell, even Merc suddenly backstabbing you made you the second figure in that storyline! In every instance, and believe me this is FAR from the end of the list of people that overshadowed you in your career, you are the straight man. You are second fiddle. And you deserve better than that. You deserve to be the lead, especially when you are teamed with a backwoods, sister-humping, inbred-living, piece of Canadian bacon like Tom Landis! [Cain looks at the golden figure again.] Cain: Yes, you really do. Let me tell you why! [He returns his glance toward the camera.] Cain: It is because when you stack up against Martinez, Keening and all the rest of them, you are obviously the second fiddle based on their stature in the business. I'm a rookie, I can understand that kind of situation, believe me. But this time you are paired with Tom Landis! You ought to be the STAR of the team on Shockwave! You ought to be the lynchpin! Yet here you are playing second fiddle! [He shakes his head.] Cain: Have you no marbles in your sack, man? [He looks at the golden figure for a second.] Cain: I guess not. [He tosses it away and stays eerily focused on the camera.] Cain: So they give you a partner without the manhood to show he is better than you. And they finally put us in the ring at the same time. I could go cliche and talk about how it isn't you that I hate, but what you represent. I could discuss the fact you represent the nepotistic tendencies of this business and how you didn't truly earn the status that even your ragged partner has earned. I could talk about you sucking at the power tit your entire career to get the cherry spots on the card. I could discuss all of that with passion and fervor... [Cain suddenly bursts into a maniacal laughter for several seconds and just as suddenly....stops and goes back to talking.] Cain: But I can't. The real reason is that I DO hate you. I hate you for all of those reasons and more. I never said it was rational, just a fact of life. Your time has come and it is my desire to make sure that you are put out to pasture. It is my job to make sure that every poor Canadian that calls upon your revered name with praise finally sees the pathetic rat you are. [Tyson flips the little table over and continues.] Cain: Don't worry. I'm not out to hurt you on Shockwave. I'm not out to end our rivalry before it can begin. What would be the fun in that? Consider Shockwave your audition. [Tyson smirks again.] Cain: This is going to be a long, slow, arduous dance, my friend. I'm going to tear you apart a piece at a time. I'm going to rip up your body and terrorize your mind. This is going to be a dance, Tom. [Tyson gives an evil glance.] Cain: I hope you can keep up with my lead. [The screen fades as Cain walks away.] **************************************** **************************************** Danny Daniels **************************************** **************************************** [The camera fades in to see Danny "YOUR HERO" Daniels. Danny's looked better- he hasn't appeared to shaved in several days, his sunglasses are on top of his forehead, his blonde hair appear disheveled, his "YOUR HERO" yellow t-shirt is slightly torn- and there's no SUPREME title belt around his waist. He's standing in front of a door. When he begins speaking, it's more lethargic than normal.] D"YH"D: greetings... and... salutations. I'm "your hero" Danny Daniels, a man so nice they named me twice- and I'm tired. [Danny shakes his head] D"YH"D: Perhaps I overextended myself. Being the SUPREME champion always takes a physical. mental, and emotional toll. Adding the burden of running for PVW President may have been too much- a bridge too far- and yes, even "your hero" can fall. The reign of Danny Daniels, the 94th SUPREME champion, has ended. The reign of Johnny Detson, the 95th SUPREME champion, has begun. [A pause... and then Danny actually starts chuckling.] D"YH"D: Perhaps now you'll see the burdens of being a champion, Johnny... the constant threats from all sides. Defending against "The Masked Rainbow Badass Unicorn". Against Jack Griffin. Against Pollyanna Sweetbottom- do _not_ let that name lull you into a sense of arrogance- many a foe has made that mistake, Johnny. And of course, a rematch against me. I think you'll find that while I was a very good champion, I was even a MORE ferocious challenger. [Danny starts picking up energy.] D"YH"D: Am I upset? Yes, of course. [He nods towards the door behind him] I just spent forty minutes tearing that hotel room to pieces. People will wonder just how I got a fire engine up to a fifth floor hotel room- but where there's a will, there's a way. And Johnny... I WILL get my SUPREME title back. And I WILL defeat you to become the PVW President. The people has seen the ugly soul of the man in the office- and they have flinched, once they realized the true ugliness of your soul. [Danny raises a finger] D"YH"D: At Tradition Six, I WILL lay down the facts about your corrupt reign. When you give me my rematch, I WILL regain the SUPREME Title. And on election day, I WILL take your PVW Presidency... [Danny reaches up and pulls his sunglasses over his face.] D"YH"D: Toodles... [Danny walks off... the camera fades... ... ... ... and fades back in as the apartment door opens, and the two men and two women who make up the Greek Yuppie Chorus enter the hallway. For some reason, they are all wearing fireman jackets and hats. They begin singing to the tune of the Doors' hit song] GYC: #You know Johnny would be untrue You know that Detson is a liar Now that he's the SUPREME champion The siutation's that much dire You've taken Danny and you've lit a fire You've taken Danny and you've lit a fire Now Danny will beat you down to the... wire# [They walk back into the apartment (where there's a red flashing light coming from the room), and we fade to black] **************************************** **************************************** The Berserkers **************************************** **************************************** (Camera zooms in on the glorious PVW Phoenix designed across the plain white backdrop. Emerging from left and right are the two painted intimidating force of natures known to the PVW world as, Doom and Wolf. The two men stand with black t-shirts that read: "The PVW tag team gateway". Wolf is the first to speak.) Wolf: Phoenix Valley ... For months now we have gone out there and stood toe-to-toe with whatever names the PVW brass have decided to send to the ring with the Berserkers. For months now we have cut through tag team after tag team like a hot knife and butter. Action Packed ... Baltic Avenue ... These teams offered no challenge to Doom and myself. We stood here begging to be tested. We pleaded for the opportunity to step inside the ring with legends like Prophets of Rage. Instead we were told to be patient. We were instructed that we look better dominating tag teams inside the ring. That it was ... (Wolf holds up both hands doing the "Quotes" gesture.) Wolf: Good for business. (Both men laugh.) Wolf: Well let me tell you what is good for Berserker business ... We have traveled the globe looking for the best tag teams in the world. We have defeated each and every team that was sent down that aisle way. We have been cheered by thousands ... And boo'd by just as many. We have sent more men to Hades then the electric chair. And low and behold on Shockwave we have ourselves another tag team looking to make a name for themselves, Sex Appeal. (Wolf gives a "Should I care" playful shrug.) Wolf: First off who has more Sex Appeal then Doom and I? (More laughs.) Wolf: Second of all ... Alex Adams 1990 called and they wanted to know if anyone still gave a damn about you. I kindly told them that the PVW fans sat there wondering who the hell you were. It took Max and Sal coming down to the ring make them wake back up. Alex Adams your name used to carry street cred. In this industry it came with respect. Then you hung around too long. And you became a has-been. You didn't learn the simple fact that age isn't kind to legends. You became a joke ... And now your two cronies are the punch line. Doom: Marty Powell ... Shane Lucas ... (Doom snarls.) Doom: We were backstage at Heatwave. We saw your grand entrance front and center. We weren't impressed ... You both came off like two lap dogs trying to impress their master. And it looked like you two were all but defeated when Heat showed up to gift wrap you a victory. Are we suppose to be impressed? Does that make you relevant? Wait ... You want a pat on the back? (Doom holds out his giant hands and begins clapping for Sex Appeal.) Doom: There you go. Apparently you two are suppose to be somebodies ... A tag team that dominated Texas or something a handful of years ago. And a sexy name like Alex Adams was stamped across your foreheads in an attempt to make us care again. Here is a little bit of free advice. Come out to the ring ... Show us what you got ... And make us care. Until then you two aren't nothing but flashy names attempting to keep a job. The only problem is we are the grim reaper to your career. Just ask Baltic Avenue when you try to make a statement at the expense of the Berserkers. Just ask the Prophets of Rage who continue to dodge us each and every week. And finally ask the PVW brass ... Who knows that it's bad for business to let each and every one of their tag teams get sent straight down to Hades! (Wolf cuts right back in.) Wolf: Sex Appeal it's go time! We do our talking inside the ring. We have been called forces of nature. The fear inside the PVW. The cancer of tag team divisions. We destroy everyone we step inside the ring with and come Shockwave you two will be no different. And when it's all said and done ... Alex Adams will have to tuck his tail between his legs and hide back into wrestling obscurity. Doom: It's a bitch being washed up Double-A. Wolf: And your boys Marty Powell and Shane Lucas ... Well they are about to feel the - BOOM! Doom: BOOM! Wolf: BOOM! (And we fade to black.) **************************************** **************************************** Spectre **************************************** **************************************** [The scene opens on a panning shot of downtown Los Angeles...specifically the famed intersection of Florence Avenue and Normandie in South Central, the site of the infamous Reginald Denny beating. The sun sits low in the sky, turning purple through the hazy Los Angeles smog. Standing on the near corner is the familiar figure of PVW's resident madman, The Spectre. The dreadlocked goth stands with his hands stuffed into the pockets of his tattered black trench coat as his strange pale eyes watch people go about their daily lives.] "We are unimpressed." he announced flatly as he began to walk. [The camera keeps pace, staying in front of him as his unhurried strides slowly...relentlessly ate up pavement.] "We keep hearing from little Sammy about his home. About the visceral nature of the men and women that eke out a meager existence within the confines of these fabled streets. He prattles on and on about the true predators that live here, about the crucible that is the neighborhood of his youth that tempered him into the man he is now. This is a hard neighborhood, and it produces hard men." [Spectre stops, looking around, then shakes his head.] "While such tales make take in the more gullible, we have seen nothing that gives us pause. Fear of the urban poor holds no particular place within our breast. This collection of sheep contains the same hopes...dreams...fears...weaknesses...vices and victories. You think coming from this place makes you a danger, tarnished little Knight? You think the monsters that live here help armor you against the likes of us? We're not here to take your money and push drugs to your siblings. We're not here to fire blindly from a car as it drives by, too frightened to peel back our teeth and wade into the thick of battle. We stand waiting, little Knight...we stand waiting for you to fulfill the promise you made to all of the people watching you on television...to all of the people depending on you in the stands...we wait for you to slay the Beast." [Spectre smiles mirthlessly.] "Be honest, little Knight: The most you can hope for is to survive, crawling broken and bloodied from the ring. Whether or not you manage a 'win' in the ring against us, there can be no victory for you, little Knight...because from the beginning, you've embraced what we've said and made it your own. You've lowered yourself into the depths of depravity and wallowed in the muck with The Spectre. The match is unimportant...you see, we've already won. So now little Knight...you will climb into the ring with friend Marcus and us...and you will once again embrace all that is negative within you. Channeling your fear...your rage...your uncertainty...your jealousy...channeling those things and using them to fuel you. To make you strong. Friend Marcus understands. We find him a true delight and look forward to once again providing a baptism in pain...but you, little Knight? Before the bell sounds, you've already lost everything. Fear the dark, little Knight...for the sun has already set upon you." [fade to black] **************************************** **************************************** AsH **************************************** **************************************** #Sunny Day# #Sweepin' the clouds away# #On my way to where the air is sweet# #Can you tell me how to get,# #How to get to Sesame Street# [Camera opens on AsH walking down Sesame Street. You read that correctly. He's wearing his red "iCON" t-shirt and a pair of black cargo shorts over FORM shoes. His black hair is gelled out in every direction and the smile on his face is large as ever. Along side him are Grover, Telly, and Big Bird. The slight cauliflower ear and scarring along his brow line seems to stand out especially compared to the furry shag carpets that are the puppets] #Come and play# #Everything's A-OK# #Friendly neighbors there# #That's where we meet# #Can you tell me how to get# #How to get to Sesame Street# [AsH and the assortment of monsters stop a the porch and start talking as the mikes cue up and the music dies down] Telly: Say, Mr. AsH, you sure are nice. Grover: YES! I would have thought you were going to be quite scary. AsH: Why's that, gents? Big Bird: You're so big and muscled and have a scars. AsH: Well, I guess that just shows you that you can't judge people by their looks! [From behind them, Oscar the Grouch pops out of his trashcan behind them. AsH smiles as he turns around to address the new puppet] Oscar: This guy? Big? Please. You should see the group of gorillas he works with. Make him look like a just a corn kernel in a big pile of poop. AsH: Whoa, there, smelly guy. Seems a little inappropriate for a kid's show. Oscar: How would you know appropriate? Humping women's legs and generally making a mockery of yourself and the sport. AsH: Hey, man. How do you know this? You got a TV down in your trashcan? How good is your reception? Oscar: Good enough to see that you definitely didn't get better with age. While guys like Doc Holliday and Rick Marley and Rob Cole were improving like wine, you were aging like cheese. Older, stinkier, and generally unappealing to anyone who got near. [AsH cracks his neck] Grover: Oscar, why---- [AsH puts his hand up to the other puppets] AsH: What's your problem, smelly? Telly: We don't call names on Sesame Street--- [AsH turns back quickly and points into Telly's face] AsH: Listen, you're an ancillary puppet and nobody likes you. Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that Elmo can BARELY speak English, and you translate for him, no one would even know who you are. [Telly gasps and holds a puppeted hand to his mouth] AsH: And you, Oscar. no one likes you either. You're the bad element on a fictionally happy street. You're supposed to be edgy and add conflict, but all you do is flop out of that stupid trashcan, say something that you hope will hurt someone's feelings, talk about how much you love trash, and slam that lid down again. Oscar: And you? You're comic relief at best. Hell, your championship shot is a joke and everyone knows it. You're fodder, man. You're fodder so a TRUE athlete, Gibson Hayes, can have a former world champion on his list of victims. You're a novelty. AsH: I'm a novelty? You're here to make kids accept the idea of a homeless guy on their street! [AsH points a finger into his green face] AsH: And what an example you're setting. Teaching these kids to think all homeless guys ENJOY eating and rolling in trash, are super grumpy and will insult you at any given opportunity, and generally should be avoided at all costs. You're prejudice in a green shag carpet. Oscar: After nearly 40 years, I'm still around, as good as ever. You? You're a has been that never really was. You have World Championships in leagues that don't exist or don't matter. Congratulations, it's like being king of a mole hill. Do you go around touting the merits of your Xbox Live Gamescore? AsH: Spoken like a true never-will-be. You are and always will be the best of a bad situation. Someone had found some shag carpet that was thrown out in the 70s after an orgy that had a lot of bad aims. You're a chaffing, smelly, spoiled milk covered jizz rag. [AsH slams the lid down on Oscar's head with his twitching fingers stuck on the edge] AsH: You're a preschooler's first bad guy, man. And that's fine for you, but if you want to start with a man who's put down more falsely evil freaks than you've eaten fish-heads... you better be prepared for the consequences. [AsH sits down on the lid and looks at the other muppets] AsH: Here's today's lesson, brought to you by the letters F and U. It doesn't matter a lick what people say or think. Telly, I hope you didn't get too insulted, by the way. I just needed to shut you up while I took care of the vagrant. But people can talk and they can gossip and they can post and say whatever they want. It's a free damn country, so you gotta know that it's coming. You gotta know that even as you brush your teeth in the morning, the slings and arrows are being loaded up and aimed at you. And for me, people don't believe for a second that I've got a chance to bring down Gibson Hayes. They don't believe that the Bright Future and Better Tomorrow will still be possible, long after my shoulders touch the mat for a three count. They think that this broken down, funny old ring vet is there simply to fill a gap. And that's a good thing, kids. Because they're selling me short again, and that's fantastic. You'd think after an entire career of wins that I didn't have a shot at winning, people would stop underselling me. But alas, my size, my demeanor, and the fact that I'm not putting people on stretchers every week makes people think it's all just a fluke. Well, my career's been a fluke so far. So what's to say it won't happen one more time? [The camera fades and the tape is probably immediately burned afterwards, with no children having been harmed by watching it. Role model, my ass] **************************************** **************************************** Johnny Detson **************************************** **************************************** Voice: It is true that I am great... (We open on the scene of our President and CEO, Johnny Detson in his executive office. There the executive leans against his mahogany desk wearing an expensive three piece suit. Around his waist is the newly acquired Supreme Title which he pats and then shows his huge politician smile.) Detson: I mean SUPREMELY great! (His smile morphs into a cocky smirk.) Detson: And now Mr. Daniels truly sees that that I, Johnny Detson, President and CEO, Mr. Called Shot, multiple Mid-Year Award winner, and all around nice guy... AND NOW the greatest living Supreme Champion of all time, truly am his better. Now Mr. Daniels can finally see that his resurrection and treason will result not in him overtaking me as President and CEO, but with him losing everything that he holds dear. (Detson laughs and shakes his head. He removes the Supreme Title and looks at it as he continues to talk.) Detson: Make no mistake about it Mr. Daniels, I hustled you. I gave you something that means nothing, a Presidential debate against me when there is not nor will there be any election for my lifetime position, and I took from you the thing you value the most. (Detson laughs again and drops the title on his desk.) Detson: Not because I wanted the title... oh no, the design and prestige of the title leave a lot to be desired. No, I simply did it because I could. My superior... (Detson stops and shakes a finger in front of the camera.) Detson: My SUPREME technical skill was too much for you to overcome, more than anyone can overcome, and that is why I will always be triumphant. It is why I am the Called Shot winner, why I am the soon to be Heavyweight Champion, and why I am now YOUR Supreme Champion. Some might even say I am really YOUR HERO, not just someone Mr. Daniels can admire but someone that everyone can aspire to be, just like Mr. Daniels does. (Detson nods in agreement.) Detson: This farce of a debate will probably not even happen now; Mr. Daniels is so deflated now I doubt that he will even appear. I have taken his title, taken his pride and taken his hope. Truly now he sees that he will never have the cunning, the high intellectual skill or the fortitude to ever successfully run this company as I, Johnny Detson, President and CEO, have. Truly now he sees the capable hands that this company is in. He sees all the awards and honors that I have secured this company, the level that it has risen too, and the person who deserves the most credit for its success. (Detson points a finger at himself and smirks.) Detson: In fact I need not even prepare for this debate because it has been obvious to the entire wrestling community that I have all the answers anyway, so they will just naturally come to me. I have created a successful business model that every wrestling community now has tried to duplicate. With every other place the talent and the executives come and go, and throughout it all the only constant has been Johnny Detson, President and CEO. (Detson again nods in agreement with himself.) Detson: The bottom line in all of this and the lesson that needs to be learned is that YOU, Mr. Daniels, have lost. To a better man, no one can argue that, but you have lost all the same. The only thing, the honorable thing, for you to do now is concede defeat and move on with your life. You will never be the executive that I am, and you never were as good a Supreme Champion as I am right now. You will always have a place with my Company as I have stated I care about all that fall under my employ so fear not my retribution because when people think of Johnny Detson, President and CEO, they think of honor... integrity... and compassion. I might still even be a little flattered that your single greatest ambition so far has to be just like me. (Detson flashes his cocky smirk.) Detson: Unfortunately Mr. Daniels last Heatwave proved that you are NOT just like me. I am a winner, an award winner, a highly successful, highly paid executive, a Called Shot winner, a challenger to the greatest title in the wrestling world, and generally adored by millions. And you? (Detson grabs the Supreme Title.) Detson: You're a former champion and a pretender to the throne. A farce Mr. Daniels, and should you decide to appear at Tradition, will only be exposed more. Not really much of a comparison is it? Here I sit, on top of the wrestling world, and there you are looking up AT ME, wishing you could be just like me. And I know, it's not fair, but then again no one said life was. (Detson laughs and holds up the Supreme Title in the air.) Detson: Because in life there are the "have's" and the "have nots." Mr. Daniels you "have not" the Supreme Title, while I, Johnny Detson, President and CEO "have" the Supreme Title. YOUR TITLE. Making me now YOUR HERO. (Detson laughs and shakes his head, finally just shrugs his shoulders.) Detson: Like I said, I know, it's just not fair. (With that the scene fades to black.) **************************************** **************************************** Sammy Knight **************************************** **************************************** [Fade in.] "Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure, it is in decay." [...A concrete wall of sorts is shown in the background. Simple. Plain. Yet obviously strong. A small light begins to flicker on the wall when suddenly a series of 5 pictures are shown slowly coming into focus. The myriad of pictures cover the wall in a collage-like manner. Off-screen, the voice of PVW's newest Phoenix, Sammy Knight can be heard...] "We are constantly being defined by traditions; traditions that are destined to be broken." [...In the first photograph you're able see a woman in her late-teens is lying on plastic covered couch. Chocolate skinned. Unmoving, it is difficult to tell whether or not she is awake, sleep, or even possibly dead. A baby bump can be seen bulging out from underneath his wife beater. An absolute stunning woman at one point, it's obvious that this is not one of her better days. A rubber contraption of sorts is tied tightly around her forearm, just below the elbow. The band's tightness makes it so you can see the woman's veins. In her opposite hand, you see a needle of sorts...] "Born to a mother who developed a tradition for crack-cocaine highs, I grew accustomed to seeing her in comparable positions. As time went on though, my mother fed me less, bathed me less and played with me less. I don't ever think she loved me less. I just think that she wasn't _ABLE_ to love me. There's a difference. It's a difference that haunted me for many years. The tradition of addiction had seized control of her mind, body, and soul. When they took me away and placed me in a foster home, these were some of the only images that I remembered about my mother." [...In the second picture you see a 5-year-old child, Sammy Knight, sitting on an older man's lap. The man, who is wearing a red wifebeater and some khaki pants, clutches a firearms of sorts in his hand, pointing it towards the camera. Next to the man's feet, resting on the ground, is a half-drank 40 oz. of liquor while his other hand holds marijuana blunt. A red bandana, tradition of the streets, is hanging from the pocket of the man. There are a couple of men around the father and son duo, each other posing for the camera by throwing up some sort of gang sign with their hands...] "We do what our parents do don't we? When our father brings us to a baseball game, we go. When our father brings us to church, we go. When our father brings us to school, we go. And if our father brings us to a dice game at the crack house, _WE GO_. At that point in my life, I didn't have a choice. As a result, I celebrated an immature tradition in my brain for far too long, one that I didn't eradicate until I was much older. A tradition that caused me, my family, and others a great deal of pain. With that being said, my father _WAS_ my role model and he embedded within me the traditions of drugs, alcohol and gang culture. The criminal tradition within me was birthed and supported at a very young age." [...The third picture shows a young Sammy Knight is shown once again. All joy has been erased from his face as he is now anchored by fear and torment, as opposed to hope and joy. He looks skinnier, almost emaciated. There are numerous scars on his body -- ranging from scratches, to scabs, to deep contusions. His clothes are tattered, dirty, and don't fit him. He is sitting on a small bad, knees clutched tightly to his chest. As he looks into that camera, you notice remnants of tears on his face...] "Another unfortunate tradition to which I fell victim was that of violent sexual abuse. My foster mother loved molesting me; a tradition she often liked to do after her husband left for work. After she was done, she wouldn't leave me alone. She made me dress and take that picture. All I wanted to do was get to school to get away from her. She had other ideas though. She used to tell me that I would go to school late. I quickly learned to hate it when she said that." [...The final two pictures are shown side-by-side: one of an adolescent, shirtless Sammy Knight wearing a pair of prison issued pants standing in the middle of a prison yard. In one hand, he is holding a large bundle of cash while in the other hand he is holding a marijuana blunt, posing for the camera. One red bandana is hanging from his pocket while another one is tied tightly around his head. The second picture is of Knight testifying at his homicide trial; wearing his orange prison jumpsuit while his hands and feet are shackled. Much like Meursault in Camus' L'Etranger, Knight is ambivalent, apathetic, indifferent. No longer the innocent toddler or the victimized child, Sammy Knight has grown into a menace...] "There came a time when I had to make a choice. At that time in my life, my choice was either to bang, or be swallowed. Growing up on the West Side of Compton, we weren't given many choices, many opportunities. We didn't have college traditions on my block. We had the tradition of gangbanging. Of crime. I'm not trying to excuse it, I'm simply giving you the truth. If I didn't bang, I would've been dead. And while I realized that gangbanging would ultimately lead to death or jail; and the latter it did, it gave me an opportunity to live for the moment. And that's all I wanted. But I had done too much to go back. Had too much blood on my hands to ignore. And as a result, I discovered the tradition of incarceration." [...Suddenly Knight himself appears in front of the wall in front of this collage of photos from the album of his life. Images continue to shine through him as he's wearing a pair of black Dickies' shorts, and a black pair of Air Force 1s. Shirtless, his muscular physique is painted with street scriptures in the form of tattoos...] "But this is a different type of tradition we're talking about." [He pauses.] "Or is it?" [Another pause.] "Phoenix Valley Wrestling presentsTradition Six. Spectre versus Marcus Manson versus Sammy Knight. It is here. _THAT_ moment. _THAT_ moment where two legends in this great sport of ours have the opportunity to put down and put out a young upstart from Compton." [Knight lets out a small smirk.] "What more could I ask for in my first _BIG_ PVW moment?" [Knight continues to smile at the camera, a hint of reflection peeking out behind his brown eyes.] "The rollercoaster of my life has led me to this _EXACT_ moment. And as you look at the pictures behind me, you see exactly how the odds have been stacked against me my entire life. I've been battling traditions since my conception; traditions of addiction, molestation, violence and incarceration. And at Tradition Six, I find myself face- to-face with the traditions of two of the best wrestlers _EVER_ to step foot inside a Phoenix Valley squared circle. Not only am I facing 2 of the most dangerous men in this locker room, but I'm facing them alone. And to be honest? I wouldn't have it any other way." [Knight's voice is calm and deliberate as he carefully chooses his words.] "Spectre. Manson. I've listened intently to your words since my debut in Phoenix Valley. And while you two share disdain towards one another, you find yourselves surprisingly united in a mission: to get rid of someone whom you both consider nothing more than a undeserving underling. In a sense, it's flattering; flattering that two of _THE_ biggest names in this promotion and industry's history have decided that Sammy Knight is not worth a God-damned thing and that his existence in this company is no longer needed. [Knight nods his head in a form of agreement.] "I can understand that. I can." [More nodding.] "You see, I _UNDERSTAND_ that you both have had great success in your past wrestling endeavors. I _UNDERSTAND_ that you've both chased and achieved personal glory. I _UNDERSTAND_ that you both have refused to back down to anyone. And I _UNDERSTAND_ that you want to protect the tradition of Phoenix Valley against the likes of a Sammy Knight. I got it. Loud and clear. I've heard the threats. I've heard my detractors discredit my experience in other promotions. I've heard the doubts. And I guess you two are nothing more than a lynch mob, except you've put down the pitchforks and lighted torches and exchanged them for trenchcoats and wrestling boots. But I ask you both this: Have you ever a faced a man like Sammy Knight?" [Knight pauses as if expecting an answer in return.] "Manson. The Misery Machine. Part of the Widowmakers. Husband to Corin. Tortured soul." [Beat.] "This really wasn't even supposed to involve you was it?" [Knight shakes his head with a negative connotation.] "In my debut match against you, my words of empathy hit you. Hard. And your rage ensued. Well you know what they say--methinks though doth protest too much." [Hamlet meets Compton.] "Tradition is important to you. It was at Tradition Two where you, an industry legend, made your PVW debut; impressively destroying El Hijo Del Sol. You grabbed the microphone in victory and promptly told everyone in the locker room that a new chapter was beginning. And it did. Because ever since that day, you've continued to be an absolute monster here. You've battered foes and fought friends. You've been a force. You've left of body count of countless men, widows of sorts, who have tasted the immense pain of your Heart Punch. And you never quit. You're relentless. [Candor and honesty coming from every word out of Knight's mouth.] "Tradition is important to you. You have a way of doing things. A way of looking at your life, your world, your career and ultimately your painful loss. And it apparently frustrated you when a man like myself simply offered you a different lens through which to look. And you can take this however you want, but my intention was never to offend you. Rather to aid. But you showed exactly where you stood on that issue of reconciliation last Heatwave. You saw my character that night in Long Beach. And I saw yours. When we had an opportunity to mend a relationship and stand in unity you turned on me. A deliberate attack." [Knight nods in understanding.] "And that leaves us where we are today. Enemies. Opponents. You, a one man wrecking machine. Me, a direct attack on the traditions of both your life and career. And that's fine Manson. But at Tradition Six in San Diego, you're not facing some 'run-of-the-mill' son of the sun; you're facing a son of a bitch named Sammy Knight. And that's quite a difference." [Knight pauses for a moment to re-gather his thoughts, staring confidently into the camera; the images from earlier still on his body and against the wall. He collects his thoughts as he directs his attention to his other monster of an opponent.] "Spectre. The Goth. The Devil. The Icon of Evil in Phoenix Valley." [Knight takes a few steps closer to the camera, his face illuminated ever so slightly more.] "The dreadlocks. The blue eyes. The pale skin. The trenchcoat. The Doc Martens." [...] "The thumping. The lights. The destruction." [...] "The trails of carnage and blood that you have effectively left every match that you've ever been involved in. You aren't just a bogeyman. You are _THE_ bogeyman. You are the manifestation of the traditions of evil that lurk in the hearts of _EVERY_ man. Myself included. Check my resume. Because I've fought monsters. And I've slayed those monsters. But I've never faced a monster _QUITE_ like you Spectre. In this game, there is simply no one like you. No one. And I mean that earnestly. So what more can be said about the man, who in two of this organization's most brutal battles, nearly ended the career of Rob Cole not once, but _TWICE_?" [The former gangster pauses, shaking his head with a sense of disbelief.] "Plenty." [...] "Tradition is important to you. You see, you would've loved my mother. You would've befriended my father. You would've been proud of my foster mother. Hell, there was a time when you would've been smitten with what Sammy Knight was all about. But I can't let you have that pleasure anymore. Not with me at least." [He pauses, the inflection in his voice a little more animated than before.] "You've promised me a baptism of pain. You've called me a sacrificial lamb. You've created a plan to break and re-birth me. But Spectre you've forgotten one thing: _YOU ARE NOT GOD_. You are human. And you bleed. Just like Manson. Just like myself." [Knight nods his head, his pace picking up slightly.] "But unlike you, I don't pretend be impervious to fear. That was your projection. Because you see Spectre, I have fears. And while I respect the violence that you're capable of, I don't fear you. And I don't fear the violence. I've felt the burning sensation of my insides as bullets have riddled my body on two occasions. And Spectre, there is nothing more painful than that." [...] "But I know that pain you are bringing to this match. You see, I expect to barely be able to walk out of that ring. I expect to wake up the next day needing massive pain killers just to be able to hug my son. Hell, I plan on losing extraordinary amounts of blood, forever staining that mat in San Diego. But I will not lose myself. Not to you. Because I've already been you." [Another step forward.] "Tradition is important to you. You see, I've walked alongside the traditions of evil that motivate you. I've seen the Devil face-to- face and at times I've even done his bidding. Because I know what it's like to find the darkest depravity of the human existence. I know what it's like to succumb to nihilistic thoughts of life and death. And ultimately I know what it's like to be responsible for ending another man's life. Do you?" [The newcomer's brown eyes pierce through the camera as if to say, "I don't think you do."] "So please be careful with your words Spectre. Because I pray to God that you remember what happened the last time you threatened a man's child. Because I don't want to go back to jail. But I will." [The last phrase is spoken through a clenched jaw of sorts. Knight pauses again to focus on the duality of his two upcoming opponents.] "At the end of the day, I'm not here for your approval Spectre. Or yours Manson. And I understand exactly what it is. It's like a ladder that I'm taking one rung at a time. And after Tradition Six, everyone will see that Sammy Knight can handle two steps at a time. That everything that hasn't killed me has only made me stronger; sadistic legends like the both of you included." [He takes a moment to look back at the pictures behind him.] "Criticize me for my past. Chastise me for my actions. Crucify me for my small measures of success. And I ask you this, why? What does my life have to do with either one of yours?" [He holds his hands out.] "Because I've found a peace with my past regrets? Because I've looked evil in the face and ultimately came out victorious?" [Knight shakes his head.] "I understand your need to maintain your traditions; your desire to push your misery on others, your need to find other cowards who share your fear of darkness. But I don't know if either one of you have ever faced an individual like me: Nihilistic. Deprived. Violent. Dangerous. Driven. Because you cannot paint me with the brush of simplicity. I'm too complex for that. And you can't dumb me down under the umbrella of a hero. Because I'm not one." [Knight shakes his head in yet another negative manner.] "You're soon to be stepping into the ring with a father battling for his own flesh, his own blood, his own _TRADITION_. You see, this ain't about me. My mission is for the kids in these streets. And it's a mission that has yet to be accomplished." [He looks back into the camera.] "My life is my struggle. Wrestling is nothing new. Overcoming insurmountable obstacles is written in my DNA. Survival is as regular as my beating heart. Shattering traditions is my calling card. And while you have every right to question whether or not _I_ am ready for you, the question that I have is this: Are you _BOTH_ ready for me?" [Knight looks one last time at the camera.] "Spectre, Manson, I've faced countless traditions in my life; traditions that have done nothing but lead me to a painful reality of hell on earth. Some of the traditions were placed upon me by others, others chosen by myself. Regardless, I refuse to be defined by them." [...] "I refuse to allow my mind to decay in complacency. It is for those reasons alone I've broken the shackles of previous traditions. I survived a birth to an addicted mother. I navigated the bullet riddled streets of Compton and survived. I lived through an 18 month prison bid. After being told that I wouldn't last 1 week in this business, not only did I survive, but I worked my ass off to become a champion; which includes an unparalleled reign. I defeated legends that I wasn't supposed to, been to places I previously wasn't allowed. And in breaking those, I created my _OWN_ traditions." [Knight pounds his left fist into an open right palm.] "But they weren't good enough for me. So I shattered them." [...] "So here am I. In a new place to live. With new notions to exceed. New opinions to change. And ultimately new traditions to break." [...] "So, f[censor]k you and your traditions." [Beat.] "I am Sammy Knight. Accept no imitations." [Fade to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Max and Sal **************************************** **************************************** [Fade in to see a close up of Max and Sal. Max appears to be ready to break out in giggles, while Sal has his arms crossed and does NOT look happy. Max turns to the camera.] Max: Hi- Max and PA... I mean, Max and Sal here. Sal: Shut it. Max: Sal is a little upset after last week. Sal: PACO does _not_ look like me. Max: [holding up his hands to 'frame' Sal] I don't know... with the wig... Sal: Shut it. Max: And you both have that same 'used car salesman' look about you. Sal: Shut. It. Max: An- Sal: CHANGING SUBJECTS... [The camera pans out to see Max and Sal are standing in a room full of... stuff. Oversized coffee tables, brightly painted bookshelves, giant teddy bears, clowns, an Iron Maiden, what appears to be a torture rack, a makeshift guillotine... Sal looks around.] Sal: Where the hell did we get all of this stuff? Max: E-Bay is my very good friend. Hi everyone, and welcome to "Uncle Frank's Playhouse". Like Uncle Frank, we believe in a Bright and Better Tomorrow... Sal: A world where we have tag team champions that can both actually wear the belts around their waists... Max: A world where the titles aren't coated in cheap aftershave or fried chicken grease. Sal: And a world where the phrases "lawyers" and "PVW Tag Team Champions" are never in the same sentence. Max: Also, we believe in a world where Gabriel Whitecross can pay back Uncle Frank for Frankie's cowardly attack on him. Sal: [holding up a hand] Wait, while we're sure Uncle Frank is the second coming of John Wayne Gacy, our beef is with Livestock and the Gutch. Why did we get all these kiddy props again? Max: Do you really want to be surrounded by a bunch of law books instead? Sal: Point. Max: Besides... [He picks up one of the teddy bears and gives it a squeeze] ...my niece Miriam's turning three in a couple of weeks and I figured some of these could be her birthday presents. Sal: Awww. That's sweet. [He points to the iron maiden.] Even that? Max: No, I'm keeping that. I might turn it into a coat rack. Sal: Livestock and the Gutch have started working with Gibson Hayes, Uncle Frank, and Tod Johnstone- or as well like to call them, "Lawyers, Thugs, and Dummies." But with a rather angry Englishman on our side and wanting to get Uncle Frank, and Gibson Hayes dealing with AsH, we figure that leaves Livestock and the Gutch 2 on 2 with us. Max: And in the past, that's lead to a win for us. Sal: Past performance is NOT a guarantee of future performance... Max: But that's the smart way to bet. Sal: So Livestock... Gutch... bring your rather psychotic pal to Tradition Six. And we'll keep up our own Tradition of beating you. [Max uses his hands to 'frame' Sal again.] Max: You know, if you put on a fake tan... [Sal grabs the teddy bear and whacks Max across the head as the camera fades to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Perry Fontana **************************************** **************************************** [The image on the screen appears dated; two sports journalists debate in French, at their announcers desk, in front of screaming fans. In that crowd, the men sport sweatpants, mustaches and mullets, the women have big, hair-sprayed coifs and shoulder pads. The colors aren't quite right either, and not just because of the fluorescent garments people wear. Everything the camera films seems ever so slightly out of focus, even the burly wrestler that paces the ring, known to knowledgeable wrestling historians as the hated Kevin "the Butcher" Hartman. Cheesy UHF TV graphics spelling "Combat des titans '87" swoops in on screen. The words "Championnat Provincial" slide in, followed by "Kevin 'the Butcher' Hartman vs. 'Mr. Fantastique' Luc Fontana." When the graphics dissolve, the image returns to the action, and when "I'm Alive" by Electric Light Orchestra booms in the old Montreal Forum, the large crowd in attendance goes completely nuts! "Mr. Fantastic" Luke Fontana steps out of the curtain like a Bizarro World Perry Fontana, championship belt fastened around his waist, raising a muscular arm out to the rafters as the other swoops horizontally, pointing to the euphoric fans. "Mr. Fantastic" smiles, spins on himself and, like some charismatic Adonis, stomps down the aisle towards the ring, slapping hands with his rabid supporters, the flesh and blood incarnation of a larger than life hero.] Commentator 1 [subtitled]: (Boy, do these fans ever love Mr. Fantastic, Paul!) Commentator 2 [subtitled]: (I don't get it, Etienne. Why do they cheer for this home wrecker? The man stole his own brother's main squeeze!) Etienne: (They're happily married, now. That's ancient history!) Paul: (Ancient? That was last year!) Etienne: (Fontana's the Provincial Champion, now... and if his momentum keeps building up like this, he'll become the Heavyweight World Champion before the end of the decade!) Paul: (If he survives "the Butcher!") [Luke Fontana, confident, strong, and smiling, circles the ring, interacting with the fans, until he stops next to a beautiful chestnut-haired woman among the ringside fans, cradling an infant in her arms.] Etienne: (And there they are, his baby boy and his beautiful wife Anne-Marie!) Paul: (Jezebel!) Etienne: (That boy will grow up to be just like his father, one day!) [Anne-Marie smiles, Luke Fontana grins, and he leans in to kiss his loving wife on the cheek as the fans cheer, for they seem to know all about the perfect young couple's story.] Paul: (And become the vilest monster in wrestling? You're scaring me!) ["Mr. Fantastic" turns to look at his opponent in the ring, a menacing sneer now on his face.] Etienne: (Well I know who should be scared, now... it's Hartman!) Paul: (No way! He's not called "the Butcher" for nothing!) [Suddenly, the image freezes, distorted lines crisscrossing the screen. Then, the footage speeds backwards. The camera leaves the TV screen on which the old wrestling tape is rewound, and swivels around to film the man who was watching it. Cloaked by the hood of his flame- colored boxer's robe, Perry "Le Phenix" Fontana sighs, purses his lips... and presses 'play'.] Etienne: (...his beautiful wife Anne-Marie!) Paul: (Jezebel!) Etienne: (That boy will grow up to be just like his father, one day!) [Anne-Marie lovingly smiles, Luke Fontana grins, and right before he leans in for a kiss... the footage is slowed down to slow motion. Luke leans over the steel guardrail and for a fraction of a moment, Anne- Marie, baby in her arms, recoils in fear. The image frozen on the screen, one that could only be seen by freezing the video... it doesn't lie. The Deathless One massages his closed eyelids with his index and thumb. He imperceptibly groans and rewinds the tape again.] Etienne: (That boy will grow up to be just like his father, one day!) ["Mr. Fantastic" kisses his wife, and the fans cheer. He looks down at the baby and sneers.] Paul: (And become the vilest monster in wrestling? You're scaring me!) [Baby Perry starts to cry. Still sneering, Luke Fontana turns his gaze to his opponent in the ring, and the camera cuts to another angle.] Etienne: (Well I know who should be scared, now... it's Hartman!) Paul: (No way! He's not-...) [The image is frozen again. In his chair, Perry frowns. There's a menacing feeling of deja vu in the air. He slowly shakes his head, closes his eyes, and sighs while rewinding the tape once more. When he opens his eyes again, Perry retrieves a small photograph from the folds of his robe. The threat of repeated history looming over him, he looks at the infant on the photograph, then at the infant on the screen... then to a black and white photograph of Emily that has not been seen since Tradition IV. A painful sigh escapes.] Etienne: (That boy will grow up to be just like his father, one day!) Paul: (And become the vilest monster in wrestling? You're scaring me!) Etienne: (Well I know who should be scared, now... it's Hartt-...) [The footage is frozen once more, before it all fades to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Christopher Black **************************************** **************************************** [Fade in, to what appears to be a dining room. On the table, a sumptuous feast is laid out on fine china and crystal -- roast goose, red cabbage braised in wine, roasted fingerling potatoes and, perhaps a touch odd, a bowl of fresh fruit. A carving knife and fork lays at the ready by the side of the bird. At the head of the table sits the guest of honour. Clad in his trademark battered black leather jacket, black t-shirt and jeans, the PVW Television Champion "Bad Wolf" Christopher Black has what can only be described as a grin of ravenous pleasure on his angular face. Behind him, the Television belt is casually draped over the back of his chair as if it was an afterthought.] CB: The Bad Wolf's finally figured ya out, Dos... [Black picks up the carving knife and looks over the blade. He carefully touches the edge with a fingertip, then jerks it back. He nods in satisfaction at the sharpness, a small streak of blood now forming on his tip.] CB: Took him a while, he'll admit that. When it comes to who's the predator an' who's the prey, the Bad Wolf almost forgot one _little_ detail. But last Heatwave... [Black suddenly squeezes his eyes as a shudder courses through his body in vile remembrance] Ohhh, last Heatwave, the Bad Wolf knows what you _really_ are. You're nothin' but a bloody parasite, Dos. [A low chuckle escapes the Bad Wolf. His blue eyes snap back open, holding now a keen and icy insight.] CB: O'Connor...see, he's got the right idea. He's proud o' milkin' ya dry, gettin' fat off all your efforts! He embraces bein' a damn leech. But you...you're too chicken[BLEEP] to admit that's what ya are. Ya claim you're somethin' wholesome an' good... [Black plucks an apple from the fruit bowl and skillfully begins to peel the skin away with the carving knife.] CB: ...underneath, you're soft. Underneath, you're a liar. Ya feed on the gullible. The weak -- an' the sick. [A savage bark of laughter erupts from the Wolf, the edges of his grin now slick with depraved enjoyment. He sets the apple down on the table and cuts it in half. Black picks up one of the halves where a brownish bruise can clearly be seen -- a mark of infestation. With the tip of the knife, Black soon pries out a grub from the apple.] CB: But ya don't cull 'em the way they SHOULD be culled! You lead 'em on, give 'em false hope. An' all the while ya just suck on 'em like a bleedin' tick, lettin' your taint spread. In the end, ya just leave those poor dumb sods as withered, broken husks, but they're still holdin' on! Still desperate for all those poisoned promises you won't keep... [Another sick chuckle from Black as he shakes his head.] CB: Oh, that's cruel, mate! All them sick little girls ya drag around...that's all you can manage to feed from. Ya let them keep wallowin' in their weakness! You're not capable -- not STRONG -- enough to give them the mercy o' truth. That in the end, it's better for the weak to just DIE. Come Tradition, it's more than just defendin' the Wolf's gold from a parasite. For the sake o' survival o' the fittest, tearin' you to bits... [The Bad Wolf drops the grub back down on the table. His eyes wide with intense glee, he presses down on it with the flat of the knife, letting it pop into a disgusting mass of pus-yellow guts.] CB: ...is just the kindest thing the Wolf can do. [Fade to black.] **************************************** **************************************** Marcus Manson **************************************** **************************************** [The camera opens on Marcus Manson, somewhere in a sauna in a gym in SoCal. He sits back, arms spread across the back of the bench he sits on, head bowed slightly and covered with a white towel. He also has a white towel wrapped around his waist. He does not look up before speaking.] Ah, Knight. You shoulda hit him with the chair. [Manson chuckles to himself.] Hell, you probably should have hit both of us with the chair. Ever since End Game people have been singing the praises of good Sammy Knight and his arrival in Phoenix Valley Wrestling. I have heard things that have made me unbelievably sick. He's a shining example of what we should all strive to be. A White Knight, if you will pardon the pun. Some kind of hero for all of us. Someone we should strive to be like. [Manson pauses.] Right. An ex-con who doesn't know how to wrap it up before he sticks his dick in whatever groupie ended up spewing forth the little living accessory he calls his son. I know that your kid is a fashion statement, Knight. Don't think you're fooling anyone. You think because you follow some sort of unwritten guideline that it makes you a "good Dad" and wipes your slate clean? "Look at what a good Dad I am! I've taught my son the difference between right and wrong so he won't turn out like me. Hopefully that will distract you all long enough so that you overlook the fact that I fully admit that I am a MURDERER." [Manson pulls the towel off his head, leaning forward, resting his forearms across his knees and looking directly into the camera now.] I will not go quietly, Knight. I am going to tear you and Spectre both, limb from limb. I will feel the reverberation from each thud as my fists pound down onto your back, your ribs vibrating like tuning forks from the impact. [Manson's grin gets a little more sadistic with each second.] I will feel muscle and sinew tear away from bone, and I will feel those bones snap in my hands. I will split your flesh and watch as you bleed out onto the canvas. Fitting, that our battleground is lined with canvas, because I will use your own blood as the pigment to paint that canvas, and assure my victory. [Manson leans back again, pausing.] Knight, I do have to thank you, though. Thank you for reminding me about what really matters. What I really enjoy about being a professional wrestler. [Manson scowls, focused.] Hurting people. I still plan to bring home My World Championship, but I'm going to make sure that I take the time to really enjoy hurting everyone on my way there. Kind of like I did to Will Geddings. Like I did to Larry Gionet when I proved that I was the Toughest man in all of PVW, and not him. Like when I showed El Hijo del Sol how foolish it was to step in the ring with me. Like I showed William Craven, Doc Holliday, Sinister, Tommy Ryder and Merc at War Games. But Sammy doesn't deserve all the credit. Spectre, you helped too. The Rebirth is a fitting name for the move that you gave me two weeks in a row because in a way, I am reborn. Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, your rebirth cracked the shell and allowed the inner fire to slip out and consume the cocoon that was holding me back. Ironically, you woke me up. Both of you. I let poltics cloud what was really important. I let the Widowmakers distract me from what was best for me, why I'm here and why I love this business. I came here to here to hurt people, and I came here to make money and win titles while doing it. Spectre, I don't want to sound like a broken record but it is important for you to realize that your spooky shit... Does. Not. Scare. ME. [Manson jabs his thumb into his own chest as he speaks.] I am not some bed wetting 5 year old with a night light in every outlet. I am bigger, badder, and scarier than you are and deep down, you know it. Ask Will Geddings. Ask El Hijo del Sol. Ask Rob Cole who the Monster Under The Bed fears. Ask anyone in that locker room who the last person they want to get int he ring with is, and the answer will be Marcus Manson. [Manson stands and moves closer to the camera.] At Tradition Six, I will make my return to tradition. I'm going back to my roots, and I will show Sammy Knight, Spectre, everyone in the building and watching at home that night, that no one is safe. Fear the dark? I don't think so. Spectre and Sammy Knight need to Fear ME. [Fade.] **************************************** **************************************** Uncle Frank **************************************** **************************************** [Cut to a city street outside an apartment building. It's certainly not a particularly swanky neighborhood, but it's no slum either. Approaching from down the street is a fairly tall, muscular man with unkempt dirty blond hair, red-blond stubble on his face an an unpleasant grin. Frank Knight. Uncle Frank. Frank is dressed in regular clothes. A weatherbeaten brown leather jacket, blue jeans and a white T-shirt with "A Bright Future and Better Tomorrow" printed on the frint, the letters colored in the pattern of the US flag. In his right hand he's carrying a bag of groceries. As he approaches the camera Frank speaks with that overly cheerful tone of voice we've come to expect from him.] FK: Uncle Frank is home. Yes, yes he is. [He turns and heads up the stairs to the front door.] FK: Mr. Gibson Hayes told Uncle Frank he would put him up at his estate so Uncle Frank didn't have to go all the way back to Chicago, but Uncle Frank had to go home. Even when Mr. Gibson Hayes expressed concern that Uncle Frank might forget to make it back to California in time for Tradition. Uncle Frank appreciates Mr. Gibson Hayes' concern. If Uncle Frank doesn't come back in time he would have let down Mr. Gutch and Mr. Livestock and Mr. Johnstone and Mr. Gibson Hayes. And that would be rude. Uncle Frank understands this, but what Uncle Frank must do could not be done anywhere else. Gibson Hayes doesn't understand this... Can't understand... Only Uncle Frank can understand. Uncle Frank had to go home. Uncle Frank needed to go home. So four days ago Uncle Frank came home. [He opens the door and enters the hallway, starting to climb the stairs with the camera in tow.] FK: Uncle Frank had to go home because Uncle Frank had to understand. Needed to understand. And the only place Uncle Frank could really understand was here. Home. [We finally leave the stairs and Frank walks down a hallway past a couple of apartments until he reaches what is, apparently, the door to his own home. Getting a set of keys out of his pocket he unlocks the door and enters, the camera close behind. The room is dark. Far too dark in fact for the middle of the day. The windows must be covered by some heavy curtains or something to get the room this dark. The sudden sound of the grocery back being dropped unceremoniously on the floor with a thumb and the sound of a glass bottle of some sort shattering down in the bottom of it draws the attention of the camera just before Frank turns on the lights. Four grocery bags, including the one Frank was carrying, lie heaped in a corner, the food inside them ignored. and left to spoil. As the camera pans around we see that the room is covered in photos, newspaper clippings and even fan art found on the internet and printed out. Every surface is absolutely covered, The windows, the table, chairs and even the couch. Not a square inch has been left unpapered and the subject of these images is the same in each and every one. Gabriel Whitecross. A Gabriel Whitecross whose normally serious expression has had a big smile drawn upon it with black marker on each and every image! Uncle Frank turns around in the middle of the room, looking at the camera with a look of predatory hunger on his smiling face.] FK: Uncle Frank understands now. Uncle Frank knows, Gabriel. Uncle Frank knows. [Pause.] FK: It'll be fun, Gabriel. Trust your Uncle Frank. [And fade out.] **************************************** **************************************** Hersher von Donkerhardt **************************************** **************************************** (scene: What looks to be in an empty staged, housed in what some sort of playhouse. in the center of the stage stands Herscher von Donkerhardt, underneath a spotlight. Herscher is wearing his trademark grey armani suit, with black dress shoes, white shirt and orange tie. Draped over his shoulder is the PVW American title) HvD: At Tradition 6 I face Nevermind and once again defend my PVW American Title. I should have faced Nevermind earlier but someone got in my way. Someone prevented me from wrestling until now, out of "concern" for my health. This someone, a Perry Fontana, wants this title for himself. Perry Fontana already thinks he owns this title, which is why he is trying to control me, not because of any concern for my health, but because he sees me a place holder for what he thinks is already his. He doesn't want anything happening to the place holder because that will spoil his opportunity to officially claim that which is his, at least in his head. (Hersher puts his head down, looking at the stage beneath him.) So he tries to control and limit my movements and my actions like some puppet on a string. Fontana, the puppeteer, would have me reduced to a bit player in a play orchestrated to bring about two things. The first thing is of course my downfall and loss of the PVW American title that I have worked so hard to earn and defend. The second to serve as the coronation of Fontana to confer upon him the title of American champion as a well a title he covets even more, more than maybe even the world title itself, the title of the greatest technical wrestler in the world today. There are some who claim Fontana is the best technical wrestler in the world, some of whom believe it almost as much Fontana does, if that´s possible. Fontana has a good case, given his matches and accomplishments throughout his career in PVW and elsewhere, there´s no denying he has a valid claim. The problem is the extent to which he believes he is the best. This man has redefined egotism, fuelled in part by his success and his survival of several near death experiences,from which he has chosen to adopt the moniker, deathless one. This man needs this match with me, he needs it to validate his claims to be the best. Anybody can call themselves the best or a legend, and Fontana may be one of the best at doing so. However its when others call you the same, then these claims no longer ring so hollow. For that to happen he must defeat the best, if not in his eyes, then the eyes of others, and that appears to be me. (Herscher looks up at the camera and smirks) You will get your chance to face me, Fontana, since its what your little play has been building up to. However there's going to be some changes to the outcome. Your puppet is under a new choreography and the puppet has a new role in an entirely new play. This play is about a puppet who tires of his puppeteer, moving to accommodate his whims. The puppet fights back and tears his strings, allowing him to move of his own will and direction. The puppet celebrates his emancipation, by using the devices that controlled him to ultimately liberate as he uses his strings of bondage to choke his former puppeteer to death. This play has yet to be staged, but its already been cast. i? going to play my part and your going to play yours, puppeteer. If you want to know what direction the play will take i suggest you watch its dress rehearsal at Tradition 6, when your understudy Nevermind has the privilege of playing your part, whether he wants to or not. (Herscher lets out a small chuckle, as he walks off the stage and out of frame. Fade to black.) **************************************** **************************************** Nevermind **************************************** **************************************** [A cold rain falls. The sound of cars splashing through water can be heard in the background as the camera moves down a dark, wet alley. We can hear the camera-man slosh through puddles and see drops of rain splatter against the camera's lens as it reaches the end of the alley. Seated on the wet pavement, his back against the cold, wet brick is Nevermind: The King of Nothing. He wears the faded flannel normally tied around his waist over his usual hole filled t-shirt, and huddled on either side of him, shivering in the cold are a thin woman with dirty blonde hair, and a pudgy girl with a mousy brown rat's nest atop her head. They hold a soaked piece of cardboard over their heads to keep most of the rain off of themselves and the large man seated between them. Nevermind himself seems to pay no mind to the cold and the rain. He merely looks up into the camera between the greasy, wet strands of hair hanging down over his face and begins to speak in a gravelly voice.] It never ceases to amaze me just how little people listen or pay attention. Chris Hartt, do you see me smiling? Have you ever seen me laugh? I find nothing about what I've done to you amusing, Hartt. The truth is, I find nothing amusing but that's beside the point. What you fail to realize, Paladin, is I haven't done these things to you because I enjoyed them. I did them because they were necessary. I take no joy in exposing you to the world for what you really are. I have to do it. Just like I have to expose all the pathetic losers in PVW. Only when people see you for what you truly are, will they open their eyes to the reality of the world around them. Until then, they'll continue to live with the delusion that all this stuff matters. The more guys like you convince them to believe in things that don't even exist, the crappier this world becomes. All I've done is show them that everything you say you stand for is nothing but a pack of lies. All I've done is expose the real you. You see, Chris, not even you buy what you're selling anymore. I've given you plenty of chances to stand up for the right thing and prove that you're not a big lie, but you've failed to do so every time. Am I satisfied? Yes. But happy? Well, I'll never be happy, Chris. But you can take comfort in one thing, Hartt. No matter how much you disappoint yourself and all the people who once thought you stood for something, you'll still never be as big a joke as the guy you have to wrestle at Tradition in San Diego. You'll never be as idiotic and meaningless as Perry Fontana. Fontana, I told you that you couldn't keep me from getting my match with Donkerhardt. Now I guess you see that for yourself. Maybe now you see that no matter how hard you try to be relevant, you'll never be anything more than some clown doing a piss poor Pepe LePew imitation. You say you want to show the world that you're the greatest submission wrestler in the world? I say the only thing you've shown the world is precisely how full of crap you are. Like I said, if you really wanted to show the world that all you care about is proving you're a better wrestler than Donkerhardt, you wouldn't even want the match to be for a title. Of course, there's no way Herscher's going to still have American Championship by the time you two finally get around to having your match. So you might actually get to prove it after all. But let me tell you this right now Perry. If you really, truly want to make sure that Donkerhardt is in top condition, you'll keep your nose out of my match. If you so much as show up in the arena during my match with Donkerhardt, I won't take it out on you. I'll take it out on him. I'll mess him up so bad there's no way in Hell he'll even be able to show up for a match with you, let alone be in tip-top shape. Of course, a lame ass like you would probably just show up at the hospital, lock him into a hold while he's still in his body cast, and then call yourself the greatest in the world. That's what you're going to have to do if you get involved in my business, Pepe. But don't feel too bad. You and Hartt can always say your match is to prove who's the most pathetic guy in PVW. I have a feeling no matter which of you wins, it would be just as valid. As for Donkerhardt himself, well, you picked a lousy time to get healthy, Herscher. Apparently you didn't pay the doctor enough to keep you out of action for just one more week. Donkerhardt, you'd better forget all about Pepe Fontana, at least for now. You're going to have your hands more than full dealing with me. Not that it will matter. I'm going to take your title Herscher. It doesn't matter what you, Pepe, or Hartt say or do, I'm going to beat you. While you're trying to make me submit, I'll be beating you into a bloody pulp. You'll have a hard time locking any hold on me when I pull your arms out of their sockets. And even if by some chance you manage to get me in some hold or other, I'll never submit. You can't hurt me. The kind of pain you can inflict, is nothing. Real life, now that's pain, Herscher. And just like all the other guys in PVW, it's a pain you can't deal with. All of you spend all your time pretending to be someone or something you're not in the pathetic hope that you won't have to feel that pain. But I embrace it, Herscher. I don't hide from it. That pain is a part of me. A part you're going to be very well acquainted with by the time it's all said and done. I'm reality Herscher. And just like Hartt and Fontana, you can't deal with reality. But when I get that American title from you, it will be a reality that you, and all the PVW will have to deal with. And when that cold, hard rain of reality is falling all around you, you'll either drown, or learn to... never mind... [Nevermind looks back down, hanging his head as the downpour continues to drench him under his cardboard square. The camera begins to back away as the two women on either side of him shiver and nestle closer to the uncaring man between them in the vain attempt to keep warm, before the scene finally fades to black.] **************************************** **************************************** The Heat **************************************** **************************************** [A very soft and feminine voice comes over the speakers as we see a makeshift sign coming into view.] FW-D: Hello people in TV land and welcome to The Heat talkshow! Today's guests are the true gateway to the tag team division in PVW... welcome THE HEAT! [A sharpie'd sign reading THE HEAT with red scribbles around it shows up then leaves and we see Arvelle "MAGIC" Lafayette hanging with PACO and Maxime. The trio are dressed as if they are street basketball players. Arvelle is wearing a Kurt Rambis jersey by the way.] AML: Hello all you wonderful HEAT-aphiles! Today me and the boys... *cough from offstage* AML: ...and amazing lady are going to discuss what it is to be winners. [HOORAY!] AML: You see, Pharoahs of Age, being a winner means taking life by the horns! It means being old enough to do bad things but young and sexy enough not to care! You three are the old guard, self soiled and way too aged to be anything but in an antique shop! Meanwhile this here group, right here, the beautiful ones all in your camera, we're the current! We're hip, we're happening, we're the HEAT! [Arvelle tries to dribble... and fails. In fact, he trips and falls. A bad edit makes it look like he is suddenly standing up.] AML: Ya see, bet ya'll can't do nothing like that because your walkers would get in the way! You two Rage brothers and your French maid/whore/grandmother/Idontknoworcare signed a contract your wrinkly old butts can't cash. You willingly said: give us the HEAT! We wanna match up against the Oiled Adonis of OXACA and the Miami Pound Machine! And then, just to seal the deal, you wanted to have the MAGIC one himself not only slap you silly Sallies but also your great granny too? What is wrong with you? Just look at how athletic I am! [Arvelle makes for the rim and a poor cut shows the HEAT setting up a ladder and Arvelle falling off the ladder a couple of times before PACO, in a wig and horrible reflective red suit, does a slam dunk. Arvelle is in that same suit as we do another cut.] AML: See that? That's what you're going up against! You signed the contract and now you gotta pay the piper! We'll see you at T VI, suckers! The HEAT is on and the HEAT IS OUT! [Fade.] **************************************** **************************************** Mike Bisignano **************************************** **************************************** [Backstage at the Valley View Casino Center -- we cut to inside of the dressing room of "The Biz" Mike Bisignano. He's sitting on a sofa reading the latest issue of Wrestling World Weekly while JDM is standing up. Biz is wearing a pair of expensive wool dress pants and a white dress shirt with black dress shoes. JDM is sporting various clothes and what not and is balancing a small phone as he leans up against the wall, James Dean style. The Super Agent to the Stars is wondering why Biz is wearing wool pants in August as he chats away on his goldfiche.] JDM: So I says to Mabel; I says- Biz (interrupting): Jeffrey... do you ever bother to stop and hear yourself sometimes? If I didn't know better, I'd say you love the sound of your own voice over anything else in this world. [Jeffrey cups the phone in derision at this holistic invasion of privacy.] JDM: Talking to myself is the only way to get decent conversation around here. Speaking of which, we've decided that I shall not be accompanying you to the ring tonight. Trial and error.. and besides, you don't want any excuses when you win. Biz: Well then, Mister Marsh... as nice as that sounds, allow me to put it eloquently so you'll understand it. This night is _your_ biggest trial of faith in our relationship. I expect to leave this building tonight with the winner's share of the purse and not have it fall into the scabby hands of that IRA wannabe, Caleb Foley. And what I expect from you is to make sure that happens. Whoever your "friend" is, get him on the horn and tell him he better make his presence felt before the night is through or you can consider yourself off of my Christmas list. JDM: I'm Jewish ya schmuck. [The Biz looks at JDM puzzled as to what one has to do with another.] Biz: Then you should have no problem working that magic of yours and earning your ten percent. And while you're at it, tell those bastards at SSN that this will be the LAST Shockwave The Biz will be working on if they want The Biz to be in their company at all. JDM: No more B-Show for the Champ! [He does a little flip of the hand from his forehead.] JDM: Biz, all this stressing, my friend... just wait and look, watch, and feel. All this, this stress- it's bad for the aura. You get your mind right, and let JDM Superstar handle that- and you just sit here and quit losing your hair. What are you, like 33? [Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" starts blasting on JDM's cell phone. He holds a hand up to The Biz, walking backwards.] JDM: I got this. I have it, don't worry Mike? It's taken care of. JDM Enterprises, Consider yourself enlightened. Mike, you just focus on how you're gonna spend all that cash bonus! Yeh, yes.. anyhow where was I? ...So I says to Mabel I says. [JDM exits the room. The Biz continues to flip through the pages of the magazine and stops on an article. His eyebrows raise as he begins to read it to himself. After a moment or so, he lowers the magazine on to his lap, gets up from the couch and walks over to the mirror.] Biz: Caleb Foley isn't the only one with a change of attitude. Something tells me that if I'm gonna walk out tonight a winner, big changes need to go down on this side of the mat as well. [He runs his fingers along his shirt and through his hair] Biz: And I know exactly where to start. [And back to ringside] **************************************** **************************************** Gibson Hayes **************************************** **************************************** [The camera is looking up at a stage. Several large spotlights illuminate that stage and instead of a curtain a large blue flag with white center circle and interlocking red GH prevent folks from looking behind the man who is standing front and center: Gibson Hayes. Dressed in his dark blue suit with red tie and white shirt, Gibson looks down towards the camera.] We are on the eve of Tradition VI. There is no need for Arabic numerals for this showcase of talent and there is no need to explain to the loyal PVW fans as to why each and every Tradition showcase is important in the grand scheme of Phoenix Valley Wrestling. [Hayes appears to be calm as he says his peace.] I, Gibson Hayes, am making my 5th Tradition supercard appearance on T- VI. Consider this: no other wrestler on the PVW roster has appeared in as many Tradition cards as Gibson Hayes. No other PVW wrestler has appeared on more Tradition shows. No other PVW wrestler has appeared on as many consecutive shows as Gibson Hayes. Let those facts sink in. Mull them over; roll them around in your mind. Then, after you have grasp those thoughts and understand them think about this: [Letting things sink in time goes here.] Gibson Hayes has never lost at Tradition. [Hayes's right hand shoots out and he is holding up all his fingers and his thumb.] Five trips, five wins. Sure, you may say Doc Holliday had his shoulder up at Tradition V, but we all know that's not true. The PVW brass couldn't allow Doc to be humiliated by Gibson Hayes in two straight Tradition match ups. Do you think They like knowing that Doc "Never Loses" Holliday is 0-3 against Gibson Hayes? Do they like knowing that Herscher von Donkerhardt is a broken man after barely being able to snake by Gibson Hayes? Do they like having to hitch their wagons to America's Most Favored Son and the Last, Best Hope for a Bright Future and Better Tomorrow? [Gibson shakes his head, and smiles.] You better damn well believe they love that fact. Gibson Hayes is the one shining beacon of hope that many of them clung to in the dark hours of irrelevant champions such as Brian Young, Rob Cole, Chase Williams and Rick Marley. All of those guys have one thing in common: they aren't PVW. Each and every one of them is an outsider. Those men are interlopers - biding their time and padding their resumes and bank accounts caring not one whit for Phoenix Valley Wrestling or America. [The champion is now pacing back and forth.] So, AsH, what are you? Are you a man who's left, what was it again? The pit of hell? Is that any way to think of a place that crowned you its champion? Are you so above it all, lost in your own little fantasy world where your entire set of behaviors will simply be glossed over? Acting the fool to entertain the yokels, getting high all the time and talking to your breakfast cereal? Sure, it's cute, dare I say it's entertaining. I know entertaining, though. I was trained by entertaining and have been very entertaining. You know the problem with being entertaining? [Pause.] Eventually you have to get down to brass tacks and all those little quips and digs fall by the wayside because you're too busy grinding your bootheel into whomever tries to usurp your position. Yet, AsH, you aren't used to actually having to be on the offensive, are you? You're the plucky underdog; the guy taking a stand; Mr. Not Serious; el perdedor to some but always able to rise to a challenge. But this isn't just any challenge, AsH. You're used to being the smaller, faster man in a fight. You are more familiar with surviving. Take hellacious blows, savage beatings and an incredible amount of punishment but come out on top because you will not quit. This time is different. This time you must be the one to deliver those blows, that beating and dish out that punishment. Then, and only then, can you even take one step to securing the prize so many have lusted for but never come close to attaining. [Hayes beings to pace.] AsH, you do not know who you are facing. I am not phased by little gimmicks or tricks, hell, I resort to them myself. This is your ultimate test - can you go toe to toe with someone who won't get frustated with your behavior, who'll just keep asking you to come at them? Can you go from human punching bag to actual predator? I don't think you can, AsH. You are so used to playing the sympathy card, getting whipped within an inch of your life that you do not know how to finish the job. You have to beat me, AsH. Not just win the match but BEAT - ME. In that ring. You can't out run me, you can't out smart me - you have to beat me. [Hayes turns around... but then looks over his shoulder.] ...and you have to beat the system. [LIGHTS GO OFF AND IT IS OVER!] **************************************** **************************************** Senor Cloak Dos **************************************** **************************************** [The scene opens to a hallway in a hospital. We see an open door but it's very dark inside, too dark to see anything inside. We hear some beeping from inside. A figure slowly walks out of the darkness and into the hallway. We recognize him as the father of Josie, the young masked fan of PVW's luchadore sensation Senor Cloak Dos. His face tells a tale of despair being and anxiety. He looks around, as if waiting for something. After a few moments a slight relief seems to come over his face and he pokes his head back into the door.] Josie's Father: He's here! [He stands by the door with a brave smile on his face as foot steps approach.] Josie's Father: Thank you so much for coming! [A handshake is extended to the Mexican man who walks up to him. The Mexican is very lean yet muscular and is wearing a dark gray suit that seems slightly too large for him with a white button up shirt and a black tie. He also has a black luchadore mask covering his head with cherry colored eye visors that prevent us from seeing his eyes and a cherry colored "SCII" on his forehead. It is obviously Senor Cloak Dos.] SCD: My apologies. There was alot of traffic, the bus took a while to get here. Josie's Father: I understand. Thank you so much for again taking time out of your busy schedule to see my daughter. I know that she just spent time with you but as her condition has gotten even worse since then all she keeps asking for is to see you. SCD: I am happy to help in any way that I can. Josie's Father: Please, come in. [The men nod at each other and the luchadore walks into the room with the father following behind him. We continue to just see the doorway but we hear them.] SCD: Hola! *KOFF* [We hear coughing and then a familiar but very weak voice.] Josie: Mister Cloak Two! SCD: Hola amiga! How are you today? Josie: I'm fine. Don't worry about me, Mister Cloak Two. I.. *KOFF* I'm sorry they wouldn't let me wear my mask in here. SCD: You are so bonita, amiga, you do not need any masks. And you do not need a mask to show me your support. You just rest and do what your parents and the doctors say. Soon you will be... *SOBS* [We hear a woman crying.] SCD: All.. better. *KOFF* SCD: Lo siento. I apologize. Josie: Don't be sorry, Mister Cloak Two. My Mom keeps crying but then she tells me she is fine. I think maybe she is sick and needs to see a doctor too. [We hear laughter, a sad laughter.] Josie's Mother's Voice: I'm fine honey. Josie: See? She keeps doing that. [We hear a bit more sad laughter.] SCD: I am sure everything is fine, amiga. *KOFF* SCD: You just rest and take it easy. I am sorry about all the upsetness with Senor Black at Heatwave. I should not have left you alone. Josie: You had to help Mister AsH from those bad men! Tha- *KOFF* [A coughing fit ensues. After a while it settles down.] SCD: Amiga, you need to rest. I apologize for working you up so much. You get some rest now an- Josie: No! I.. *KOFF* I have to tell you something before you fight Mister Black! SCD: OK, amiga. Take your time though. Josie: I.. I don't think I will be able to watch your fight with.. *Sniff*.. Mister Black.. *Sniff* SCD: That is alright, amiga. There is no reason to cry about that. Josie: But.. *sniff*.. I'm scared. SCD: Scared? *SOBS* [We hear Josie's mother crying again.] Josie's Father's Voice: Excuse us a moment. SCD: No problem, Senor. [Josie's Father comes walking out of the room with his arms around Josie's Mother who is covering her face as she cries. They walk just offscreen.] Josie: Are you sure my Mom is ok? SCD: Si, amiga. Your parents are just very concerned for you, as am I! Josie: But I'm concerned for you, Mister Cloak Two. I'm scared that.. That.. *KOFF* SCD: It's OK, amiga. Do not be worried about me. You just res- Josie: But.. If I am not there you will be missing support and.. You said we give you the power to fight.. SCD: Amiga, you do give me power. You have done so much for me and others at the Phoenix Valley! We carry it in our hearts. You do not need to be there or watch to give us that power, you have given it to us already. Josie: But.. I.. I think I won't be here at all Mister Cloak Two. SCD: Do not talk like that, amiga. If you listen to your parents and your doctors.. Josie: Mister Cloak Two, I'm scared I won't be here or anywhere by the time you fight Mister Black. That is why.. *KOFF* SCD: Shhh. Do not say such things, amiga. Josie: That's why.. You have to promise me something. SCD: Si, whatever you want. Just rest for a moment.. Josie: Do you still have the mask with the flower sticker I put on it? SCD: Por su puesto, amiga! Of course I do. Josie: You have to promise me.. Promise that you will wear it when you fight Mister Black. SCD: I promise you, amiga, I will wear it. Josie: Thank you. I'm scared if you don't wear it.. You won't win. SCD: Josie, I promise you I will wear the mask. Josie: That was what I wanted to tell you. If you wear the mask.. Even if I am not here... SCD: Shhh. Josie: Then you won't be missing my support.. SCD: I told you, amiga, we carry your support already. You just rest and stop saying these things about not being here. Josie: I'm sleepy. SCD: You need rest, amiga. Sleep is good. You get some sleep. Josie: I will.. Oh! Mister Cloak Two.. *KOFF* I .. *KOFF*.. I almost forgot! SCD: Get some rest, do not worry about anything else but feeling better. Josie: Your Dad gave me those tickets for Disney.. [We hear the luchadore laugh a little.] SCD: Si, Padre Sin. He is a good man. I am sorry I was not in the building to help him at the end of Heatwave. Josie: I don't think I will be able to go to Disney, Mister Cloak Two. Could you give them to.. *KOFF* .. Your Dad and tell him.. I'm sorry. SCD: Amiga, I can give them back to Padre Sin for you but he will just give them back to you because you will get better and.. *KOFF* SCD: But enough of all of that, amiga. No more getting excited and worked up, OK? You get some sleep and rest. Josie: Alright, Mister Cloak Two. Thank you for seeing me again. SCD: No, amiga, Thank You for everything. You just get rest, OK? Josie: OK. Goodbye Mister Cloak Two. SCD: Goodbye Josie. [A few moments of silence pass by and then the luchadore appears at the door and Josie's parents walk up to him.] SCD: .. Is there nothing that can be done? [Josie's mother breaks into tears again. Josie's father holds his wife and does his best to stay strong for everyone.] Josie's Father: .. Pray. Pray for her to have peace. [Though we can not see Cloak's face his body seems to buckle a bit at this. Josie's mother wipes away her tears for the moment and shakes the luchadore's hand.] Josies' Mother: Thank you so much. It meant so much for her to meet you all these times. We could never.. [The tears begin again and Dos nods his head and pats her hand.] SCD: Thank you. She has helped so many of us in PVW. [Her mother nods her head and walks back into the room. Josie's father gives a handshake and SCD nods his head to him.] Josie's Father: Pray for her to be at peace. [Dos nods his head again. Josie's father then walks back inside the room. The masked man straightens up and slowly walks off screen but then moments later the camera moves past the door, following the direction Cloak walked off in. It stops at a bench where the luchadore sits, his masked head in his hands and he is crying. Sobbing openly until he notices the camera. He motions with his hand for the camera to go away and it does but we still hear the luchadore crying as the scene fades.]
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