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			The Monitor
			  Issue #1
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The Source of... er First Comment:

Welcome to the first (of hopefully many) issues of PVW's very own
magazine: The Monitor. Having run another federation magazine (the
late and lamented WWO Source) I hope to shove off most of my duties to
Tommy Poe aka Dark Soul aka wishes he were a Hayes instead of a
Quesada. Anyhow, there will be rankings, random recaps, bits of
this and that and whatnot. Submissions are not only encouraged but
actively sought out. This magazine is meant as a way for handlers to
add things and to enhance the overall experience of PVW.

Usually everything is done via pseudonym so we can make fun of Chris
Ho... er, um, people and not get in trouble. My usually cast of
cronies are Warren Husik (general smarmy smark), Alan Parkhurst
(babyface) and sometimes others with weird names taking a heel role.
Poe has a few guys that I don't remember and that's about that.

So sit back, punch a baby and enjoy!

-DEO

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A PVW Primer (Not too current but shut up!)
by Warren Husik
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I am putting this together as a way to show who's what in PVW and also
as a means of eating up K for this new magazine!

	Rob Cole - One of the top contenders for the vacant PVW World
	Title; recently known for hiding under the ring as a means to
	win a match.

	Rick Marley - Leader of the revived Widow Makers Incorporated
	stable, high profile heel.

	Doc Holliday - Former UEW World Title holder that has a bone
	to pick with Marley for ending his protege's (The Tucson Kid)
	career.

	William Craven - Green skinned, forked tongue not all there
	goody goody who is fixated with being odd. Also likes to spoil
	movies.

	Will Geddings - Former AWMC guy with personality problems (he
	has too many).

	Ronan Benedict - I think he invented some sort of egg or
	something.

	Randy Acorn - Face of the federation according to brass.
	Probably likes foilage a bit too much.

	Justin Cruise - Some goody-goody high flyer

	Joshua Curtis - New guy from overseas or something.

	El Salvaje - Foreigner

	Gavin Cassel - Wasn't he in Bush.

	Xavier Feyr - Goths sure like the letter y.

	Caleb Foley - Babyface who is currently looking for some
	masked guy.

	Larry Gionet - Tough guy looking for gold.

	Gibson Hayes - Imitation is the easiest form of flattery.

	Mercenary - I don't get his gimmick.

	Jeremiah Page - Coverdale Page sucked.

	Tommy Ryder - I hear he is into the rap music.

	Sinister - I AM SINISTAR; I HUNGER!

	Dark Soul - Um... boobies.

	Chase Williams - I don't know who Williams is but I ain't
	chasing him.

	Marcus Manson - Misery Machine probably was a b-side for Trent
	Reznor.

	Vandal Gomez - Previous known as Art Vandaley.


Tag Teams

	Wild Cards - A Marley and a Gambler. Sounds like an early
	Madonna song.

	Killing Machines - Two Roombas fighting against the fleshy
	dictators.

	Made Men - Didn't I see an A & E special about gender
	reassignment starring these two?

	Canadian Legacy - Zombies. They can't be the real ones.

	Urban Legend - Hook man in the back seat.

	Livestock and the Gutch - Zeke Craven's failed UPN sitcom

	Joker's Wild - Wasn't that on the gameshow network?

	Prophets of Rage - Rage Country was a failed Phillip-Morris ad
	campaign.


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Contenders and Pretenders
by Warren Husik
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*Note: This is an unofficial list of champions and who are their main
challengers

PVW World Championship: Vacant

1. Rob Cole
2. William Craven
3. "Conceited Bastard" Chase Williams
4. Larry Gionet
5. Rick Marley

PVW Tag Team Titles: The Prophets of Rage

1. Urban Legend
2. Livestock and The Gutch
3. Made Men

PVW American Title: Gibson Hayes
1. Rick Marley
2. "The Phenonm" Tommy Ryder
3. Johnny Styles
4. Larry Gionet
5. "Misery Machine" Marcus Manson

PVW Network Title: Gibson Hayes
1. "Misery Machine" Marcus Manson
2. "The Fighting Irishman" Caleb Foley
3. "Badboy" Randy Acorn
4. "Flyking" Will Geddings
5. "No Nonsense" Jeremiah Page


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On Deck
by Alan Parkhurst
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Damage Control:

	Masked Maniac versus One Eyed Willy
- Wow! I'm kind of freaked out by that other guy's name. I think
Maniac will actually win!

	Nick Wright versus Dalton Rider
- Wright will win.

	Joker's Wild versus Canadian Legacy
- Does CL even have a pulse? Wild most likely wins.

	Demolisher versus The Gutch
- I like the name: The Gutch so I'll go with him.

	Randy Acorn, Chad Grimsson, Vandel Gomez versus Justin Cruise,
	Will Geddings, Ronan Benedict
- Tough call. I'll go Cruise, Gedds, and Benedict in a close match.


Heatwave:

	Dark Soul & Joshua Curtis versus Gavin Cassel & Danny Daniels
- Um... Cassel and Daniels. Seems a bit face heavy if you ask me.

	Will Geddings versus Livestock
- Geddings... he has to win sometime, non?

	Network Title: El Outlaw Loco versus Gibson Hayes [c]
- Loco has looked eager but Gibson Hayes can't drop a belt now. He's
steam rolling through most everything at the moment.

	Wild Cards versus Urban Legend
- UL has looked good. They take it.

	Rick Marley versus Sinister
- Marley runs out of quarters and loses.

	Chase Williams versus Larry Gionet
- Gionet in a close, brutal match to advance.

	William Craven versus Rob Cole
- Cole by a hair.


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The Final Says:
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Don't mind that, it's just my own personal in-joke to a certain, long
gone, handler. Anyhow, that's all for now. I want to get this done
ASAP so this'll have to do.