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[Scene opens to a studio room made to look like a scary mansion. The lights are
darkened, there is dust and cobwebs everywhere, there are fake spiders and a
stuffed fake chupacabra on the wall. Spooky I say! And in the middle are three
luchadores standing around a TV screen. One of them has a Frankenstein's monster
themed luchadore mask on and outfit with a yard stick in his hands. Another one
has black big cat themed mask on and a black body suit with  black gloves on.
The other one has his face painted white withe fake vampire fangs, no shirt on
and dark blue tights with black boots and a black cape on. They speak in Spanish
but we get subtitles.]

Frankenstein's Monster:  (Class is in session! I will be your teacher, my name
is El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd. I am the son of the 2nd and the grandson of
the 1st. Remember all of this for there will be a quiz later. And if you get it
wrong.. I feed you to him!)

[El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd motions towards the black cat themed luchadore.]

ePdMt3: (My comrade and useful teaching tool in curbing bad behavior, El Nieto
de Puma Negro!)

[Negro strikes a scary big cat pose.]

eNdPN: GROWR!

ePdMt3: (Easy, easy. We have not had the quiz yet, no one is to be punished at
this moment.)

[Puma Negro's grandson hangs his head sadly.]

ePdMt3: (Aiding us in teaching the youngsters of today into the rudos of
tomorrow is my assistant, Vampiro Suarez!)

[The vampire themed fighter bows his head.]

VS: (I have such interesting things to show you today, maestro!)

ePdMt3: (Ah! That must mean it is time for spooky video!)

[Suddenly the words "Spooky Video" appear on the screen in a dripping blood
type font and all three rudos move their fingers around and make monster
noises. After a few moments of this the font disappears and Monstruoso steps
towards the camera.]

ePdMt3: (My assistant, Vampiro Suarez, he goes around and takes spooky videos
that are full of life lessons for students to learn off of. Make sure to take
notes because, as I said before, there will be a quiz later and you know what
happens if you fail..)

eNdPN: *GROWR*

VS: (Maestro, they have so much to learn from today's spooky video! I shot this
footage myself and I can feel their hearts racing, the blood pumping.. Mmmm..
Blood...)

ePdMt3: (Well let us set their minds afire with the knowledge in your spooky
video! ROLL THE VIDEO!)

[The rudos part way and we zoom in on the TV set which turns on and plays
static and then the screen goes to static and then we find ourselves backstage
where Ciclon and Tarantula 4 have found themselves at odds.]

T4: Our paths have brought us together at odds.  My families linage ... my 
family's legacy will not go tarnished by your hands.

[The masked submission expert, Tarantula 4 glares as Ciclon responds.]
 Ciclon: Your family's legacy?

[The masked Ciclon begins to laugh.]

Ciclon: Your family's legacy means nothing to me and neither do you! A boy 
who has to wear the mask of others because he can't stand on his own two 
feet. It makes me sick to stand here and look at you.

[Silence almost tells it all, but the masked superstar finally speaks.]
T4: Disrespect is for the weak ... Your poisonous venom speaks for itself.  
While, you disregard those who have came for us ... their honor will not 
go unforgotten.  My grandfather called Mexico his second home.  Inside 
that ring you will find out what it's like to earn a hard lesson in honor.

[Ciclon's smug smile continues to rile Tarantula 4 up.]

T4: And if you refuse to honor those who have come before us?  If you 
continue to spit on the great legacy of my grandfather ... tarnish the 
linage of this mask.  I will lock you inside the web and watch you squirm.
 
[We are unable to see the expression of Ciclon but one has to assume he is 
rolling his eyes as he tilts his head back and looks towards the sky.]
 
Ciclon: The weak? The weak? Unlike you i have earned my mask! I have forged 
my legacy with my blood, sweat and tears ... it wasn't handed to be by my 
grandfather who inherited it from his great great grandmother! 
 
[Ciclon pauses for a moment.]
 
Ciclon: You claim to value the history of the mask .. but what have you done 
to add to it? Have you done anything ... or are you just like the three Tarantulas 
before you. ... a failure in the making! 
 
[Ciclon lowers his head and looks at Tarantula, who from his body language you 
can tell is aggiated.]
 
Ciclon: So please don't lecture me on tarnishing a legacy! 
 
[Without warning Ciclon spits on the mask of Tarantula.]
 
Ciclon: Now I have spit on your grandfather's legacy!

[Oh, it's on! Tarantula 4 launches himself onto Ciclon and the brawl is on! The
sound of laughing can be heard in the background and then officials run on the
scene and begin pulling apart the two brawling luchadores. The scene turns to static
and then the static fades back to the studio where el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd
is nodding his head.]

ePdMt3: (Suarez, my friend, that was a beautiful video.)

VS: (Thank you.)

ePdMt3: (There are many lessons here to be learned. Such as any fighter who represents 
a spider should really be more dangerous. A cyclone spits on you..)

eNdPN: (YOU CHOMP HIM! *GROWR*)

ePdMt3: (Ah.. Maybe..)

VS: (You drink his blood!)

ePdMt3: (That is a bit more of what a spider would do...)

eNdPN: (CHOMP HIS THROAT! *GROWR*)

VS: (Yes! To get to the blood!)

ePdMt3: (Well.. He should have done something like this yes. Instead of just
punching a cyclone who spits on you, an aside it is not wise to try and punch
cyclones if you encounter one on the street, but instead of just a punch.. attack
the neck.)

VS: (I would suggest fire but..)

[el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd yanks his hands to cover his face.]

ePdMt3: (FIRE BAD! ARGHHHHHHHHH!)

[And with that Monstruoso flies into a rage, kicking the TV set over and attacking
the furniture. Vampiro Suarez shakes his head while el Nieto de Puma Negro joins
in on attacking furniture.]

ePdMt3: (BAD! FIRE BAD! RARGGH! QUIZ! MAKE STUDENTS TAKE QUIZ NOW! ARGGGH!)

[Monstruoso stalks towards the camera and the scene fades to static and we 
fade to the start of the show.]
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All Star Lucha Libre Presents...

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[Taped @ Arena Coliseo]
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[We cut to the sold out crowd at the famous Arena Coliseo and then we go to
the announce table where Jose Ignacio & Diego Hernandez sit with smiles on
their faces.]

JI: Hola, everybody! I'm Jose Ignacio!

DH: And I am the light in Maria Juarez's eye, her future husband and the only
person she winks at.. Diego Hernandez!

JI: And folks, before we get to the matches on tonight's show we have to get
to some MAJOR news! Last show it was announced that All Star Lucha Libre would
have a showcase match on the Phoenix Valley Wrestling's Boiling Point Two Pay
Per View pre-show which will be an eight man cibernetico to determine the first
ever ASLL Minis Champion. But now it has been announced that in addition to
that match.. Our tag team champions, Los Corazones, will be defending the ASLL
Tag Team Championships against PVW tag team, The Berserkers!

DH: It is bad enough, Jose, that our tag team titles are held by losers like
those Corazones clowns but now some muscleheaded clowns will get a chance at
the belts? A sad day.

JI: Are you crazy, Diego?! This is a great opportunity and moment for ASLL!
We'll be mixing it up with the top wrestling company on our continent today!

DH: Do you feel alright Jose? YOu are talking all crazy!

JI: *sighs* It is a HUGE deal and all of us at ASLL are over the moon proud
to be a part of PVW's big event! But now onto tonight's show! There will be
TWO debuts tonight! An exciting new tag team, The Wyld Boys, will debut as
will a talented young talent, Caden Santos! 

DH: Pssh! Do gooders! They all pale in comparison to a new tag team debuting
that I know really well! My Cousins!

JI: Yes, your cousins, Los Primos de Hernandez, will be making their debut
tonight. 

DH: TAG TEAM WRESTLING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! My brother is the best referee
in the world and my cousins are the best tag team in the world as well!

JI: Sure.. And our big main event tonight is an atomicos match featuring
the team of Platero Mask, El Dragon, St. Valentine and El Hijo de Valentine
taking on The Masked Diablo, Diablo Marquez, El Padre de Valentine and 
Dark Valentine!

DH: Devil's Den and Los Rudos de Valentine will show that filthy donkey
and his friends how lucha libre is done!

JI: It should be a big show, let's get to comments from everyone!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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[Scene opens backstage in a locker room. A young, Hispanic man is stretching out 
and looking very focused in his wrestling gear. Sitting near him, on one of the 
benches in front of the lockers, is another young man. This one is obviously 
American and he is holding a small flask as he starts speaking.]

Man: Come on Ricky, you need to take a swig so you don't do something stupid out 
there tonight. I'm sick and tired of you trying to shock and awe the crowd all 
the time. Like you are Ricky Santana "super high flyer" or something.

Santana: It is better than being "Drunk off my butt" Kyle Sparks, doesn't it?

Sparks: Whaaa?

[Ricky gets back up on his feet and looks down at his partner.]

Santana: Kyle, you know I don't drink the day of a match. It dishonors everything 
we train for.

[Kyle stands up.]

Sparks: You know how I roll. We both loving giving the fans a great show and 
tonight we get to take our first step toward the PVW!

Santana: Exactly. That is why I wish you would put the flask away. You don't 
need to risk anything by being buzzed out there. The PVW is looking for talented 
young tag teams and I want to take this chance and prove we belong. This is what 
we have spent the past few months hoping to get a shot at and I don't want you 
ruining it on our first step up the ladder here in ASLL.

Sparks: Only if you promise none of that cowboy super lucha stuff.

Santana: It's for the fans, bro.

Sparks: I don't care if it is for your mother! You take just as big a risk 
flying around like a crazy person as I do with drinking too much. So if you 
promise not to go crazy out there, then I won't go crazy back here.

Santana: But...

[Kyle sticks out his hand.]

Sparks: Deal or no deal?

[Ricky sighs.]

Sparks: Come on...

[Finally, Ricky Santana grabs his partner's hand and shakes.]

Sparks: There we go!

Santana: Let's go out there and show ASLL what the Wyld Boys can do!

Sparks: I'll drink to that!

Santana: The heck you will!

[The scene fades as they walk past the camera.]

[Edit/Swipe]

Caden Santos: For the first time in my career I step into the ring on a big 
stage, brother.  Tonight, the ASLL shall witness the birth of a new spirit in 
this industry, the birth of Caden Santos, brother and I shall not disappoint.

[Edit/Swipe]

Platero Mask: (Hello, all good people! I have come again, still from Moguer,
Spain, to do battle against the villains and devils of this world in the pursuit
of justice and the hand and heart of my Sweetheart! So, Masked Diablo, the defeat
my team gave to you at the Mexican Independence Day show wasn't enough, I see. You
have challenged us to another match. Well I am happy to report that I have yet
another team of brave warriors at my side to do battle against you and your
evil minions! Since you seek to spread the darkness into the hearts and minds of
others I seek to once again bring defeat upon you. For justice, for all that is
good in the world and for the hand and heart of My Sweetheart, let us do battle
again! Your red hands of sin against my righteous hands of silver!)

St. Valentine: (Since making several appearances on the PVW television it appears
my amount of fan letters has TRIPLED in size! All the lovely ladies around the world
want to spend time with me. I am sure many are telling them to fight this impulse
but I say no! Do not fight this impulse! Let us embrace and kiss and do the dance
of the mask of Valentine! My father would definitely recommend that none of you 
dance with me and he has partnered with Devil's Den to stop me. But let us show
him that nothing can stop the power of love!)

El Hijo de Valentine: (Dad, I am all for fighting Grandfather and feel he is
wrong in his plight against us but.. Do you have to be some embarassing encouraging
the letters and kisses of all the ladies? *sighs* We will do battle with our
good friends Platero Mask and El Dragon and we look forward to fight for right
tonight!)
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Rudos Speak!
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Julio Hernandez: Hola. My name is Julio Hernandez and this is my brother Tomas. We
are cousins to Diego Hernandez, the best commentator in all the world, and Pete
Hernandez, the best referee in all the world. We have another cousin, Octavio, but
he is shy about admitting his connection to our family. But there is no reason to
be shy, Octavio. We are the BEST wrestling family in all the world! Tonight we
are looking forward to showing everyone the way tag team wrestling is suppose
to be done in lucha libre!

Tomas Hernandez: That is so right, hermano. Everyone will see how great we are
at tag team wrestling. We will revolutionize the sport with our sense of honor
and sportsmanship. There has never been a more sportsmanlike tag team as us.
Get ready world, Los Primos de Hernandez are here to show the world how lucha
libre is done!

[Edit/Swipe]

The Masked Diablo: (I HATE that accursed donkey! He thinks he can get away with
making a mockery of my Devil's Den but I will not stand for it! Tonight I have
my nephew with me along with some good friends of ours from the Valentine family.
We have come together for a common goal: Crush that dirty donkey, his dragon
friend and teach those misbehaving members of the Valentine family to behave
properly! All will know our evil.. BWAHAHAHHAHA!)

Diablo Marquez: (Uncle, I am happy to help you crush the donkey. But I also have
a vendetta of my own to pursue.. El Dragon. You CHEATED me in that Cibernetico 
match on the Independence Day Show! I will not rest until I have paid you back!
Revenge will be ours!)

El Padre de Valentine: (I am so grateful to team up with respectable fighters
like the Devil's Den. If only my good for nothing playboy son could be in such
good company. Hijo, tonight we are going to teach you a HARD lesson in how family
business is to be handled! Your grandson will have to learn it as well! I will
keep my family in line!)

Dark Valentine: (Father, after they get some of what we all have in store for
them tonight.. The Donkey, the Dragon, my brother and my nephew will all be
in for quite the surprise!)
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Match Results
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Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: The Wyld Boys (Ricky Santana & Kyle Starks)
vs
Rudos: Monkey Martinez & Radical Skater
W: Santana pinned Martinez after they hit him with the Hair of the Dog (spinning
leg lariat/Frog splash combo) & Starks pinned Skater after they hit him with
The Party Crasher (legsweep/flying legdrop combo)

Trios Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Pavo Pequeno[c], Pancho Espinosa & Thiago Alvarez
vs
Rudos: El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd[c], El Nieto de Puma Negro & Vampiro Suarez
W: Rudos via Monstruoso the 3rd hitting a Toma! Leg Drop on Espinosa for a pin &
Suarez & Negro making Alvarez submit to a Boston Crab/Neck Crank combo
-Postmatch El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd beat the defeated opponents with his
yardstick and yelled at them that fire is bad and that they failed the quiz.

Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: Caden Santos
vs
Rudo: Rudy Marquez
W: Santos via The Superfly Splash

Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: La Mascara Azul & The Booger
vs
Rudos: Los Primos de Hernandez (Julio Hernandez & Tomas Hernandez)
W: Los Primos de Hernandez when Julio & Tomas convinced the referee that
Azul & Booger had hit them with lowblows (they hadn't) and the ref bought
the dive sell and DQ'd the tecnicos!
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DH: Amazing! My cousins are fantastic! The best! The very best tag team in
all the world!

JI: That was disgraceful, Diego!

DH: QUE?!

JI: They pretended to be hit in the groin to draw a false disqualification
on their opponents! There was nothing sportsman like about that at all!

DH: You need your eyes checked, Jose! Those two ruffians, Azul and Booger,
they ASSAULTED the groins of my cousin! We may not get more family from them
now because of the viciousness of those assaults! But at least victory is with
our family!

JI: This is ridiculous! Let us go to Maria.

DH: Maria! My Maria! Te Amo! I am cousins with the best tag team in the world!

JI: She can't hear you, Diego. She was suppose to talk with El Hombre Lobo
but he had some scheduling conflicts and so we are airing a special episode
of Maria gets the Scoop that was done for PVW concerning Senor Cloak Dos and
his parents. Let's watch!

DH: QUE?! No live Maria? *sobs*
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Maria Gets The Scoop!
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[The scene opens to a studio with a small couch and a desk next to it
with a backdrop that makes the whole thing look like a talk show. ASLL
fans recognize the studio and every male fan on the planet recognizes
the Mexican woman standing in front of the desk wearing a dark red
dress suit with a skirt that hugs her hips oh so tight and show off
such amazing legs! Concentrate! We have to finish describing the
scene! Of course the only woman who has caused such lapses in
narration concentration in these parts can only be All Star Lucha
Libre's interviewer, Maria Juarez!]

MJ: Hola, Phoenix Valley Wrestling fans! My name is Maria Juarez and I
am here to present a very special edition of my show, that appears
regularly on All Star Lucha Libre's LuchaMania TV, Maria Gets the
Scoop... PVW edition! *WINK*

[SHE WINKED! My heart! It's racing it's.. LEAPING with joy and fire
and.. Oh yeah.. uh.. I mean.. Stay calm..]

MJ: PVW has tried to get the very popular luchadore, Senor Cloak Dos,
to do an interview about the recent events that took place on PVW's
Shockwave and Heatwave events but.. He refused to comment at this
time.

[Maria makes a sad face but then flashes a smile.]

MJ: So they brought me in to talk with his parents! Please welcome the
parents of Senor Cloak Dos!

[Out comes a very lean but short Mexican man who looks to be in his
mid 40's wearing an olive green pair of slacks, a tan button up shirt
with the buttons undone to his mid-chest to show off his chest hair
and a crucifix necklace. He also is wearing a black luchadore mask
with cherry colored eye visors and "SCII" on the forehead. Beside him
is a Mexican woman who is slightly taller than the man, wearing a dark
brown dress with pink flower print on it and she is also wearing a
black luchadore mask with cherry colored eye visors and "SCII" on the
forehead. Maria greets both of them with kisses on their masked cheeks
and speaking in Spanish, which we get subtitles for.]

MJ: (Welcome to my show, Thank you both so much for coming.)

[They both nod towards her and she motions for them to sit down on the
couch. They sit down and Maria, almost in a dance movement, flashes a
smile at the camera then moves behind the desk and sits down.]

MJ: For all the PVW viewers at home, Cloak's parents are wearing his
mask to help keep his secret identity a secret. Also, neither one
speaks English so we will be talking to them in Spanish but subtitles
have been provided for all of you! *WINK*

[GASP! Oh be still my heart! Concentrate.. Maria turns her beautiful,
oh so beautiful, face towards SCD's parents.]

MJ: (We have some questions for both of you concerning your son, Senor
Cloak Dos.)

[The man nods his head and the woman hangs her head sadly.]

MJ: (Recently on an episode of PVW's Shockwave, while your son was
defending the PVW Television Championship against Frank Knight,
Christopher Black came out wearing a mask of his that Josie Barrett,
the young fan who passed away recently, has put stickers on. This
distracted your son and allowed Knight to defeat him and claim the PVW
Television championship. But the bigger news was afterwards Black
bound your son to the ring and forced him to watch as he set the mask
on fire, destroying it. Since then no one has been able to get an
interview with your son so we have come to ask you, because all of his
fans want to know.. How is Senor Cloak Dos doing?)

[Dos' masked mother begins to weep and his father pats her arm.]

SCD's Mom: (My poor son! *SOBS*)

SCD's Dad: (Maria, I would be happy to answer the questions that you
and the fans have about my son. But.. He does not say anything to us!
We have tried to talk to him, to help him deal with everything that
has happened but no.. No, Maria! Our son is not saying anything.)

[The masked father shakes his head in the negatory.]

MJ: (Surley he must have called..)

SCD's Mom: (*SOBS* He use to call three times a day.. *SOBS*.. But
since the incident with the mask.. *SOBS*... He does not call! We must
call him! And he.. He does not talk! *SOBS* My son! My poor son!
*SOBS*)

SCD's Dad: (Maria, I know my son and he does not have to talk for me
to know what is going on inside his head.)

MJ: (Oh? What is going on in his head?)

SCD's Dad: (I believe that my son is angry. Very, very angry. And I
fear, in his anger, he is going to get himself into trouble!)

SCD's Mom: (No! *SOBS* Not my son! My poor son! Someone has to help
him! Keep him out of trouble! *SOBS*)

SCD's Dad: (What my son needs.. Is a woman!)

MJ: (Oh?! Senor Cloak Dos needs a woman?)

SCD's Dad: (Yes, Maria. A beautiful, beautiful woman.)

[The masked father of SCD moves closer towards Maria's desk.]

SCD's Dad: (A beautiful woman who will calm him and keep him focused
in the right way.)

MJ: Wow! This is amazing, folks! Senor Cloak Dos' Dad says he needs a
woman to keep him on the right track!

SCD's Dad: (He needs a woman like... YOU! Maria!)

[Maria's eyes bug out as Dos' father leans even closer to her.]

MJ: (M-me?!)

SCD's Dad: (You could take such good care of my son with your
beautiful.. OW!)

[Cloak's mother grabs the masked ear of her husband.]

SCD's Mom: (You dog! You wish trouble and bad things on our son and
THEN you try to give him away to this woman just because she is busty
so that you can oggle her whent hey visit!)

SCD's Dad: (Let me go woman!)

[Maria smiles nervously.]

MJ: Th-that's all the time we have! Apparently not even Senor Cloak
Dos' parents have been able to talk to him! The mystery of what frame
of mind he is in continues!

[Maria turns towards her guests.]

MJ: (Thank you for coming on my..)

SCD's Mom: (KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY SON!)

MJ: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Cloak's mother gets to her feet...]

*SMACK*

SCD's Dad: OWWW!

[She slaps her husband then stomps towards the camera.]

SCD's Mom: (Son! It is your mother! Call me! I will take care of you!
Do not listen to your dirty minded father! Call me, son!)

[Maria looks scared and leans to the side so we can see her beautiful
face.]

MJ: Thank you for watching, adios! *WINK*

SCD's Mom: (CALL ME, SON! CALL YOUR MOTHER!)

SCD's Dad: (Stop making a scene, woman!)

SCD's Mom: (Shut up you dog!)

[The masked woman goes after her masked husband who promptly jumps to
his feet and takes off running away! Cloak's mother gives chase after
him while Maria shakes her head as the scene fades to black.]
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JI: Since that aired on PVW's Showcase, the luchadore showed up on On The Road
Special and called out Christopher Black to a fight and well... He allowed Black
to manipulate his emotions and Black ended up getting the better of him. 

DH: Senor Cloak Dos is an idiot, Jose! He brings shame to lucha libre!

JI: *sighs* Anyways, be sure to watch PVW's Boiling Point pay per view to 
see Senor Cloak Dos and Christopher Black settle their score once and for all.
Also on that show, former IPW champion Supreme Wright takes on International
superstar Adrian Freeman! Former AWMC Champion, the Big man from Chicago,
Sinister takes on The Biz! Sammy Knight, a former SPW Champion, takes on
the scariest man on the planet, The Spectre! Former UEW legend, Nevermind,
takes on former PVW American Champion, Chris Hartt, in a King of Nothing
Coronation Match! The Deathless One, Perry Fontana, battles Herscher von 
Donkerhardt in a battle over the PVW American championship AND over who is
the best technical wrestler in the world! The former World's Heavyweight
Champion, Robert Cole, settles the blood feud with William Craven in the
Barbed Wire Hell match!  World Tag Team Champions, Livestock & Gutch, defend
against Max & Sal in a Steel Cage match! Then the main even, the World's Heavyweight
Champion, Gibson Hayes, defends against the Cruiserweight Icon, AsH! 

DH: What a shill you are, Jose!

JI: And don't forget to watch the Preshow special before the Pay Per View
where we, All Star Lucha Libre, will have a special showcase match! An
eight man cibernetico to determine the first ever ASLL Minis Champion! And
in another big match for us, our ASLL Tag Team Champions, Los Corazones,
will defend against PVW stars, The Berserkers! All on PVW's Boiling Point
Two Pay Per View Spectacular!

DH: Did you get a bonus for hyping that show?

JI: I will never tell. Let us go to our main event!
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Main Event:
Atomicos Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnicos: Platero Mask[c], El Dragon, St. Valentine & El Hijo de Valentine
vs
Rudos: The Masked Diablo[c], Diablo Marquez, El Padre de Valentine & Dark Valentine
==========================================================================
Before the match began, the tecnicos made their way to the ring. They were shaking
hands with fans and giving high fives. St. Valentine was getting hugs and kisses
and phone numbers given to him. But just before they got to the ring from behind
came The Masked Diablo, Diablo Marquez, Damien Fuego and Jack-O! All of Devil's
Den jumped the tecnicos from behind and took Platero Mask and El Dragon and dragged 
them away from the ring towards the top of the entrance ramp. St. Valentine and
his "son" went to help but then Los Rudos de Valentine ran out from under the
ring and attacked them from behind! On the top of the entrance ramp Diablo Marquez
and Damien Fuego lifted El Dragon up into a double Powerbomb and powerbombed him
into the ASLL logo! El Dragon looked in a bad way! Platero Mask tried to help only
to have all four members of Devil's Den attack him and then TOSS HIM OFF THE 
ENTRANCE RAMP THROUGH A TABLE ON THE FLOOR BELOW! In the crowd the Sweetheart, the
mysterious female fan of Platero Mask who wears a donkey mask herself, cried and
fainted into the arms of a family next to her! Officials ran out and kept Devil's
Den from assaulting Platero Mask and El Dragon further.

But they were too late to help St. Valentine and El HIjo de Valentine. At ringside
Los Rudos de Valentine got chairs and BEAT BOTH ST. VALENTINE AND HIS "SON" BLOODY
WITH THE CHAIRS! Women CRIED and SCREAMED at the sight of their stud muffin, St. 
Valentine, bleeding through his mask! Officials finally swarmed down to help the
downed Los Tecnicos de Valentine while El Padre de Valentine and Dark Valentine
stayed in the ring with the chairs in their hands threatening to attack the
officials! Things looked like they could spiral out of control until.. LOS 
CORAZONES! The ASLL Tag Team Champions ran to the ring and Los Rudos de Valentine
scrambled out! 
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JI: This is madness! We were suppose to have a great atomicos main event but it's
been RUINED by the horrific behavior of Devil's Den and Los Rudos de Valentine!
Thank goodness Los Corazones have shown up to stop some of this!

DH: These clowns are ruining an entertaining segment! How dare they!

JI: Rojo is grabbing a microphone..

[In the ring Rojo of Los Corazones has a microphone and points towards El Padre
de Valentine and Dark Valentine.]

Rojo: (We have seen enough hooligans doing terrible things! We taught those
Death Dealer fools a lesson for doing stuff like this, now it is your turn!
Since you think it is alright to deny these fans a main event we think it is
alright to give them another one by having you fight us in the ring right
now!)

[BIG POP]

JI: Wow! Los Corazones are challenging Los Rudos de Valentine to a match
tonight!

DH: It is a trick! Watch out good Valentines!

[El Padre and Dark Valentine whisper to one another then El Padre goes for
a microphone of his own.]

ePdV: (You are very rude to interefere in our family matters, Los Corazones!)

[BOOS]

ePdV: (We would like nothing more than to step inside that ring and teach
both of you a lesson for such rudeness.. BUT.. We will only do it on one
condition... It must be a one fall match AND.. WE WANT THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
ON THE LINE!)

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Oh! This is ridiculous! Los Rudos de Valentine have done nothing to 
deserve a tag team title shot!

DH: Hey, if Los Corazones want to talk big and offer a fight so bad.. Let's
see if they have money were their mouth is!

[Emylee comes running down to the ring while officials gurney both St. Valentine
and El Hijo de Valentine to backstage. She scrambles in the ring and tries to
talk her charges out of this idea.]

JI: Thank goodness she is here! She won't let them do such a foolish thing.

DH: Cowards! 

[Rojo looks very agitated with Emylee's words while Blanco looks torn on what
to do. El Padre de Valentine shakes his head outside the ring.]

ePdV: (Of course, I should have known that you two are just bark. Just insolent
children wearing hearts but not true heartfelt warriors! Since you will not
put the tag team titles on the line in a one fall match it is no longer us who
are denying the fans of a main event. Goodbye.)

[Amidst the crowd booing El Padre and Dark Valentine begin walking towards
the back. Rojo shakes his head and pushes past Emylee and Blanco and..]

Rojo: (You want a one fall match against us for our Tag Team championships?
YOU GOT IT!)

[BIG POP]

JI: Oh no! I have a bad feeling!

DH: Really? Hmm.. I'M STARTING TO GET A GOOD ONE THEN!

[Emylee is FURIOUS at Rojo but Blanco reassures her that they can handle
this. Emylee climbs out of the ring as a referee runs down to the ring and
someone brings the ASLL Tag Team title belts from the back to ringside.]

JI: It looks like this is going to happen right now, folks! An improptu
main event! A one fall match for the ASLL Tag Team Titles!

DH: History is fixing to be made, Jose! I can feel it!
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Improptu Main Event:
ASLL Tag Team Title Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: (c)Los Corazones (Blanco & Rojo)
vs
Rudos: Los Rudos de Valentine (El Padre de Valentine & Dark Valentine)
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Los Rudos de Valentine tried to jump Los Corazones from behind before the
match started but the champions were prepared for that and dodged the attack
and had the rudos reeling from stiff right hands and chops. Rojo laid into
El Padre de Valentine with stiff chops, dropkicks to the knee and a bulldog!
The heavyweight rolled out and Dark Valentine leaped in only to be assailed
by Blanco with bodyslams, dropkics and a nasty Palm thrust that sent the 
light heavyweight Valentine rolling from the ring. As the rudos tried to
recover outside the ring but they didn't get much time because Rojo grabbed
the top rope and leaped over the top and splashed El Padre outside the ring.
Then Blanco came flying through the ropes with a driving Suicide Dive to
take out Dark Valentine! The crowd was going WILD as Los Corazones slid back
in the ring while the challengers tried to help each other up. Things were
not looking great for the rudos at all. 

Dark Valentine climbed into the ring and was soon in all sorts of trouble
as Rojo hit him with a DDT and then stretched him with a Single Leg Crab
Hold. Then Blanco and Rojo double teamed the light heavyweight and hit him
with a double kneedrop for a nearfall. Blanco then hit Dark with several
suplexes and followed up with  Somersault Legdrop off the ropes but El
Padre made the save to break up a pin attempt. Soon all four men were in
the ring and Los Corazones had the rudos reeling and once again dumped them
out of the ring. Corazones teased more planchas but the rudos went running
away from that side of the ring. They thought they had outsmarted the
champions but both Blanco and Rojo slid out of the ring instead and took
the fight to the challengers outside the ring! They sent both rudos into
the ring posts and the challengers were again looking in bad shape!

Blanco & Rojo dragged Dark back inside the ring and worked him over, giving
him a really good thrashing. Blanco scooped up the light heavyweight and climbed
to the 2nd turnbuckle and.. MUERTE BLANCA! Moonsault Slam! Dark Valentine was
all but finished but El Padre de Valentine ran in and stopped the pin attempt.
Rojo jumped in and laid into Padre with hard shots but then he accidentally
elbowed the referee upside the head while reaching back with his fist to fire
a punch on El Padre. The referee fell in a corner holding his face and Rojo
went to check on him. El Padre took the opportunity then to roll out of the
ring and grab one of the ASLL Tag Team Title Belts! El Padre rolled back into
the ring and went to hit Blanco with it but Blanco spun around! El Padre
stopped in his tracks, thought about it, then tossed the belt to Blanco. Blanco
caught the belt and then El Padre CRIED OUT in pain and then fell to the
canvas holding his face! The referee got to his feet to see Blanco holding
the title belt and El Padre rolling around holding his face and.. HE DISQUALIFIED
BLANCO! Blanco protested, Emylee protested, but the referee wouldn't hear of
it and motioned for Blanco to step out of the ring.

The match was not over though, in lucha libre you have to defeat both opponents
to win a fall in a tag team match. Rojo was ENRAGED and he set upon El Padre
with hard stomps and this lead to the heavyweight rolling out of the ring.
Dark Valentine, still woozy from the Muerte Blanca, tried to attack Rojo from
behind but Rojo shrugged off the attacks and set Dark Valentine up for... CAMISA
DE FUERZA! AZTEC SUPLEX! The referee went for the cover and... 1,2,3! DARK
VALENTINE WAS PINNED! The crowd went wild! It was now down to Rojo and El Padre
de Valentine! Rojo beset upon the heavyweight with a fury, hard shots at a
fast pace! Dark Valentine jumped on the apron to protest but then Blanco pulled
him off the apron and began brawling with him! The referee stepped out onto
the apron to try and break up the brawl and then it happened. El Padre de Valentine
dropped to his knees and LOW BLOWED Rojo! Emylee screamed to the referee trying
to get his attention but the referee was in the thick of trying to stop Blanco
and Dark from fighting. Emylee's fears became a nightmarish reality though when
El Padre de Valentine scooped up Rojo easily and.. EL MARTINETE!!! TOMBSTONE
PILEDRIVER! LUCHA LIBRE DEATH! She cried out but it was too late! Dark Valentine
ran away from Blanco and pointed in the ring, the referee turned to see
El Padre covering Rojo. The referee scrambled in and.. 1.... 2.... 3!!!!

The winners and NEW ASLL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... LOS RUDOS DE VALENTINE!!

Dark Valentine ran into the ring and jumped into the arms of his "father". The
two rudos celebrated and then were handed the ASLL Tag Team Titles and they
began jumping up and down! Emylee scrambled into the ring and cried over
Rojo who lay motionless in the ring. Blanco rolled in and called for medics
to come out. Medics and officials came running out and began putting Rojo onto
a stretcher. Blanco tried to comfort Emylee but then the NEW champions taunted
him. Blanco lost his temper and charged at them only to get TWO belts SMASHED
against his head! Blanco collapsed holding his head and then El Padre de
Valentine pulled Blanco up and scooped him up in his arms! HE WAS SETTING UP
FOR ANOTHER EL MARTINETE! Emylee got on her knees and BEGGED El Padre not to
do it. Officials implored him not to do it! El Padre thought about it then...
HE HIT THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON BLANCO! Emylee SHRIEKED then.. FAINTED!
More officials ran out and another stretcher was brought out! Los Rudos de
Valentine walked to the back holding their tag team titles up in the air while
fans threw garbage at them!
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JI: This.. This maybe the worst thing I have ever seen..

DH: Worst? IT'S AMAZING! History has been made, Jose! NEW ASLL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

JI: Diego did you not see what just happened? Los Corazones have BOTH been
taken out and there is no telling how long it will be til we see them again!

DH: That makes it.. EVEN MORE AMAZING! VIVA RUDO! RUDO RUDO RUDO!

JI: And.. what is going to happen now?! Los Corazones were suppose to defend
against the Berserkers at PVW's Boiling Point..

DH: Now it will be champions everyone can be proud of.. LOS RUDOS DE VALENTINE!

JI: I am at a loss for words.. Los Rudos de Valentine have won the ASLL Tag
Team Championships.. Platero Mask, El Dragon, Los Tecnicos de Valentine were
all assaulted earlier and worst of all.. Los Corazones were both hit with
the most dreaded move in lucha libre and will be out for months! 

DH: We are going to Phoenix Valley Wrestling, Jose, do not forget that! We
have to call the match with the minis!

JI: I can't even think about that.. SO much horrible stuff has just happened..
This a tragedy, Diego! A Tragedy!

DH: New Champions is a thing of BEAUTY not tragedy! VIVA RUDOS! 

[We see medics taking both Blanco and Rojo to the back on stretchers, both
unmoving, as officials help Emylee to the back as she appears weak and
crying. Fans are booing their heads off and the scene fades to black.]
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(c)2011 ASLL