ASLL LuchaMania TV - November 18th 2011
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========================================================================== [Scene opens to Platero Mask, the donkey themed masked luchadore, standing in front of an ASLL banner.] PM: (Masked Diablo, you and your Devil's Den have gone too far! You tried to treat mi amigo, El Dragon, and myself like Sordo treated his poor white mare who was old and blind. But unlike that poor animal we are not helpless against your attacks. No, we are strong and ready for a fight after the attack you committed on us.) [Platero points at the camera.] PM: (Next month, at the special year end show.. El Dragon and me challenge you, Masked Diablo, and your nephew, Diablo Marquez, to a tag team match! You may try to bring Hell down on us with your hands bathed in red, but it is in the hands of silver that you shall be met with justice!) [The masked luchadore nods his head and the scene fades.] ========================================================================== All Star Lucha Libre Presents... __ _ _ / / _ _ ___| |__ __ _ /\/\ __ _ _ __ (_) __ _ / / | | | |/ __| '_ \ / _` |/ \ / _` | '_ \| |/ _` | / /__| |_| | (__| | | | (_| / /\/\ \ (_| | | | | | (_| | \____/\__,_|\___|_| |_|\__,_\/ \/\__,_|_| |_|_|\__,_| TV ========================================================================== [Taped @ Arena Coliseo Guadalajara] ========================================================================== [We cut to inside the packed Arena Coliseo Guadalajara. After panning over the packed crowd we go to the announce table where Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez are standing by.] JI: Hola! Welcome to another episode of LuchaMania TV! I am Jose Ignacio! DH: And I am the brother of the best referee in the world and the cousin to the best tag team in the world, Diego Hernandez! JI: Last week Phoenix Valley Wrestling had it's HUGE Boiling Point Dos pay per view spectacular and on the pre-show history was made for us, All Star Lucha Libre! Mini-Masked Maniac won the eight man cibernetico to become the first ever ASLL Minis Champion! DH: Blegh! JI: And then PVW tag team, The Berserkers, defeated Los Rudos de Valentine for the ASLL Tag Team Championships! DH: That was a scam! JI: What do you mean? DH: Los Rudos de Valentine just WON the championships, first off. They should not have had to defend them their very next match. And then.. It was not even under Lucha Libre rules! It was totally not valid! JI: Well I will let you tell them this in person.. DH: What?! JI: Because they are fixing to be in the ring with Maria Juarez! DH: Those thugs with MY Maria? AIEEEEEEEEEE! [We cut to the ring where the lovely, mouth wateringly GORGEOUS Maria Juarez is standing by with a microphone, a tight red dress on, and that smile that could launch crusades and...] *WINK* [GIANT POP] MJ: (Hello everyone! I am Maria Juarez and later tonight I will be speaking with El Hijo de Magnifico, the ASLL Heavyweight Champion! But right now I want to welcome the NEW All Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Champions! From Phoenix Valley Wrestling... THE BERSERKERS!) [HUGE POP as the two MASSIVE face painted men, Wolf and Doom, known collectively as The Berserkers come out and make their way to the ring, the ASLL Tag Team Title Belts around their waists! They climb into the ring and Maria shakes hands with the duo.] MJ: Welcome to All Star Lucha Libre! Wolf: It is good to be here and act as an ambassador between PVW and ASLL! It's an honor to wear these storied tag team title belts. And while it may say the letters ASLL on them ... It bleeds Berserker RED! MJ: At PVW's Boiling Point Two Pre-Show you were originally scheduled to fight Los Corazones for the ASLL Tag Team Championships but they were not only lost the titles before they could face you.. They were put out of action by Los Rudos de Valentine. Did the change of opponents change your strategy and when Los Corazones have recovered from their injuries would you give them a shot at your newly won titles? Doom: It never matters who we face ... We come to every arena ready to wrestle. It would have been an honor to wrestle the storied tag team of, Los Corazones ... Instead Los Rudos de Valentine showed up as our opponents and they found out what the Berserkers are about ... We sent them straight to hades! "Callate, perros!" [A GASP can be heard from the crowd at whomever has interupted the new tag team champions. From the back walk out Monkey Martinez and Radical Skater (who IS riding on top of his mini, SKateboard, poor mini) and the crowd begins to BOO loudly.] RS: (We are sorry to interupt you, Maria, but we can not allow these clowns to corrupt the sanctity of our lucha libre!) [Maria turns to the new champions.] MJ: He said 'We are s-' MM: Woah! You not need translate to Ingles for us, Maria. We tell them to faces! [The crowd BOOS even louder as the two rudos climb into the ring while Wolf and Doom size up their diminutive sized guests and roll their eyes.] MM: Hey! Clown face dogs! You Americans make joke of lucha libre! RS: We are here.. [Radical Skater pauses because his mini, Skateboard, can no longer hold him up and is just laying on the canvas trying to catch his breath.] RS: Oy! Arriba! Arriba! MM: What partner try to say to you.. Is we beat you up and restore lucha ho- [Doom looks ready to fight right here ... right now, but instead Wolf puts his hand across his partner's chest and responds.] Wolf: You know it's pretty simple ... Back in Phoenix we have a little saying ... We don't do a lot of talking, no instead we do a lot of fighting. And if you think you two are men enough to step up to the plate and take on the Berserkers? Well, we _never_ duck a fight. As long as you are ready for the, BOOM! Doom: BOOM! Wolf: BOOM! [Before Monkey Martinez or Skater can back down they are FLATTENED by HUGE clotheslines from the tag team champions! Maria kneels down, helps up Skateboard and runs out of the ring holding the mini as if he were a child! A referee runs down to the ring.] JI: I.. I think we are going to have an improptu match here! DH: What? That freaky Skateboard is copping a feel on my woman! JI: We ARE going to have an improptu match! ========================================================================== Improptu Tag Team Match: [Lightning Rules] Tecnicos: The Berserkers (Wolf & Doom) vs Rudos: Monkey Martinez & Radical Skater ========================================================================== The "match" is really just a the shortest of brutal thrashings! Both Wolf and Doom run roughshod over the two masked rudos then set up Martinez for the Gates of Hades! Wolf pins him and the new tag team champions begin to celebrate until the referee explains to them they have to pin both opponents per lucha rules for falls. Doom and Wolf shrug their shoulders then grab Radical Skater, set him up and hit ANOTHER GATES OF HADES! Doom covers this time and.. THE NEW ASLL CHAMPIONS ARE VICTORIOUS IN THEIR ASLL DEBUT! W: The Berserkers ========================================================================== JI: What an appearance by The Berserkers! They made short work of.. DH: They could have put MY Maria in PERIL! And.. I AM GOING TO HAVE WORDS WITH THAT SKATEBOARD MINI! JI: What a start to the show! Later tonight, as Maria announced earlier, in Maria Gets the Scoop we will hear from our Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico, and in our main event tonight.. Mascara de Oro and Fernando Ramirez team up against Robot King and Jose Ramirez! But let's get to some more wrestling action! DH: I WILL HAVE WORDS WITH THAT MINI! MARIA IS MY WOMAN! MINE! JI: Calm down, Diego! DH: NEVER! ========================================================================== Match Results ========================================================================== Tag Team Match: [Lightning Rules] Tecnicos: Pavo Pequeno & Pancho Espinosa vs Rudos: Emilio Posada & Octavio Hernandez W: Rudos via Posada pinning Espinosa via Inverted DDT & Hernandez pinning Pequeno via Tiger Driver Singles Match: [Lightning Rules] Tecnico: Guadalupe Angel IV vs Rudo: Freddy Barbara W: Angel IV via Prayers from Guadalupe (missile dropkick) Trios Match: [Lightning Rules] Tecnicos: La Mascara Azul[c], The Booger & Thiago Alvarez vs Rudos: El Hijo de Green Ghost[c], Negro Arachnid III & Payaso Diablo V W: Rudos via Ghost & Arachnid submitting Alvarez via Boston Crab/Neck Crank combo & Diablo V pinning Booger via Payaso Bomb -Postmatch the rudos, the ASLL Trios Champions, put out a challenge for next month's year end show. They challenged any interested trios teams to compete in a Battle Royal. The team who's member wins the battle royal will recieve a shot at the ASL Trios Titles in the near future! ========================================================================== Maria Gets The Scoop! ========================================================================== [We cut to the studio set up, the desk, the couch, the cool backdrop and of course, standing there in all her STUNNING curvy glory... MARIA JUAREZ!] MJ: Hola, again! Welcome to Maria Gets the Scoop! Tonight my guest is someone who has been on this show before and who apparently has a big announcement to make concerning the New Year's and All Star Lucha Libre! So please welcome, the son of the greatest luchadore of all time and the reigning ASLL Heavyweight Champion.. EL HIJO DE MAGNIFICO! [Dressed in a cream colored suit with a white shirt and a tan tie and of course his famous Silver and Gold mask, El Hijo de Magnifico walks in, the ASLL Title belt in one arm and a small bouquet of flowers in the other. He walks up to Maria and hands her the flowers.] eHdM: Hola, Maria. MJ: For me?! Mucho gracias! [Maria takes the flowers and her smile is RADIANT! She even blushes a little.] eHdM: Mi padre always said bring flowers when visiting ladies, so.. MJ: Gracias! Thank you so much! Please have a seat. eHdM: Gracias. [The champion sits down in the couch and Maria puts the flowers into a vase and sits behind her desk.] MJ: It is so wonderful to have you here again on my show! eHdM: All Star Lucha Libre has tasked me to make an announcement for something coming up at the start of the New Year and as the son of El Magnifico, the greatest luchadore of all times, and the Heavyweight champion of this company I am more than happy to be back to make this announcement. MJ: This must be a very big announcement! eHdM: Well, the only way to know for certain is to get to it! [Maria almost seems to swoon a little.] MJ: Ooh, direct and to the point! I mean.. Please tell us the announcement! eHdM: Gracias, Maria. Next year, at the start of the New Year, All Star Lucha Libre will be holding a tournament that will become an annual event! This tournament will involve atomicos, four man teams. It will involve eight teams, be a knockout style tournament, and the winners will get to lift the trophy... [Magnifico looks to the side and makes a motion with his hand. Suddenly a skinny Mexican man wearing a black tuxedo walks in carrying a HUGE golden trophy. He places the trophy on top of Maria's desk, bows and walks offscreen.] MJ: Wow! eHdM: Maria, this is the trophy.. LA COPA DE ATOMICOS! [Her eyes are wide as saucers at the incredibly beautiful trophy.] MJ: It.. It is... eHdM: Magnifico, si? And, Maria, I want to right now announce that I will lead a team in thi- "Desculpe mi!" [Magnifico is taken aback at being interupted and Maria has a shocked expression on her face.] MJ: What is this? [A figure walks onto the scene.. A small masked figure! The NEW ASLL Minis Champion, Mini-Masked Maniac!] MJ: Oh My! It is the first ever ASLL Minis Champion, Mini Masked Maniac! eHdM: ... [The mini version of Masked Maniac strolls out in his wrestling gear with the brand new title belt around his waist and he walks over to middle of the scene, standing just underneath the trophy.] MMM: Hola, Maria! MJ: Hola. MMM: Hola, El Hijo de Magnifico! [Magnifico takes a long angry sigh then..] eHdM: Por que? Why are you interupting me, little man?! MMM: My apologies but my boss, the greatest masked warrior in the world.. [Magnifico is taken aback again.] MMM: Masked Maniac, asked me to come here and make sure to let everyone know that he will lead a team in the La Copa de Atomicos tournament! MJ: Wow! PVW's Masked Maniac will be leading a team in the La Copa de Atomicos tournament! MMM: Si, Maria! eHdM: So.. Your boss... MMM: Masked Maniac. eHdM: Told you, little man, to interupt me, the son of the greatest luchadore of all time and also on my own the greatest luchadore fighting today, and the announcement of this tournament and my team in this tournament?! MMM: Ah... Maybe not ah.. Quite like.. Ah... [Magnifico springs forward and GRABS the mini and stands up holding the Minis champion in his hands!] MJ: MADRE DIOS! eHdM: WELL.. Little man.. I, El Hijo de Magnifico, have a message for you to take back to your boss! [Mini-Masked Maniac takes a big scared gulp.] eHdM: Tell Masked Maniac that I, El Hijo de Magnifico, am the greatest masked warrior in all of the world, and that I will prove it by fighting him in a one fall match, next month, on All Star Lucha Libre's year end show! MJ: Wow! eHdM: But that is not all, little man. Be sure to tell him that whomever wins this match will get to pick the loser's team members. This is a challenge he CAN NOT refuse! Entiendo? [Mini Masked Maniac looks around then nods his head.] MMM: Si! [Magnifico nods his head then puts the Minis champion back down on the ground and releases.] eHdM: Do NOT fail in conveying my message! [Mini Maniac looks around then pumps his chest out.] MMM: I will tell him and... MASKED MANIAC IS THE BEST- [Magnifico goes to grab the mini but the small Maniac takes off running.] MMM: EEEEEEEEEEEEE! [He runs off screen and El Hijo de Magnifico fumes then points in the direction that Mini-Masked Maniac ran off in.] eHdM: BE SURE TO TELL THAT FOOL WHAT I SAID! MJ: WOW! Next year we are having an atomicos tournament, La Copa de Atomicos, and on next month's Year End show El Hijo de Magnifico will fight Masked Maniac in a one fall match! The winner gets to pick the loser's team members! eHdM: Si, Maria! I will TEAR that man apart! I will show him what happens to those who interupt me! MJ: Thank you so much, Magnifico, for the announcement and for the flowers. I apologize for the trouble.. eHdM: Do not apologize for them, Maria. I shall make them sorry enough. As for everything else.. [Magnifico gives a masked kiss to Maria's hand and again Maria blushes.] MJ: ...! eHdM: Til' next time, Maria. Adios! [Magnifico grabs his title belt and walks offscreen.] MJ: ...He kissed my hand! [SHE'S GLOWING NOW!] MJ: I mean.. What scoops I got today! Back to you, Julio y David.. [She looks down at her hand with her mouth agape in girlish glee as we cut away..] ========================================================================== JI: It.. It's Jose and... DH: ... *SOBS* JI: There, there Diego.. DH: I have no chance *sobs* against El Hijo de Magnifico for Maria's heart! *SOBS* JI: *sighs* Some big news though, to come out of her show! ASLL will have an atomicos tournament at the start of the next year and next month, on our Year End show, El Hijo de Magnifico will fight PVW's Masked Maniac in a one fall match! The winner gets to decide the loser's team members in the La Copa de Atomicos tournament! DH: *sobs* ... *SOBS* JI: Let's go to the main event! ========================================================================== Main Event: Tag Team Match: [Lucha Libre Rules] Tecnicos: Mascara de Oro & Fernando Ramirez vs Rudos: Robot King & Jose Ramirez ========================================================================== Primera Caida: The first fall got off to a WILD start when all four men immediately took to brawling as soon as they were all in the ring. Fernando went after his brother Jose, who costed his team the ASLL Trios Titles recently, while of course the long time rivals Oro and Robot King went after each other. The Ramirez brothers brawled outside the ring while the masked light heavyweights threw down in the ring. The referee struggled to gain control and ended up being SHOVED aside by Oro and King! The referee then DQ'd both Oro and King for this fall and put a count on the brothers, who did not make it into the ring, instead brawling all over ringside, so they were counted out! 1a: No Contest Segunda Caida: Officials came down and seperated all the men and they seemed set to start the 2nd fall but as soon as officials were away and the fall started.. ALL FOUR MEN LAUNCHED INTO EACH OTHER AGAIN! Fernando and Jose brawled out of the ring and INTO THE CROWD! A wild scene erupted as the two Ramirez brothers battled through the crowd and OUT THROUGH THE DOORS TO OUTSIDE THE ARENA!! Officials caught up with them outside to seperate them from brawling on the streets outside! In the ring Oro and King brawled with no control until the referee gave up and called off the match! 2a: No Contest W:No Contest ========================================================================== JI: It is madness out here! Security and officials are trying to get things under control.. DH: They should let them fight and let Robot King finally finish off that Oro fool! JI: Mascara de Oro is going for a microphone.. [Amidst the wild scene Mascara de Oro grabs a microphone and climbs back into the ring.] MdO: (Enough! Enough of this, Robot King! This feud has gone on for two decades and it is time for it to end! You and me, rudo, one on one, at next month's Year End Show.. MASCARA CONTRA MASCARA!) [HUGE POP] JI: Mascara de Oro has made this challenge many times in the two decades but Robot King has never accepted it! DH: Because he's a robot! He does not have a mask! [Oro THROWS the microphone to the ground in front of Robot King! The king of all robots picks it up..] RK: (Human, I tire of telling you again, as I have too many times for me to compute these past two decades, I do not wear a mask!) [BOOS] RK: (But if you so desire to take my face plate off to expose my circuits.. If it is the only way for you to finally bow down and accept the supremacy of my robot kingdom over your race of fleshlings.. Then I WILL do battle with you next month! Your gold mask for my face plate!) [HOLY MOLY HE ACCEPTED HOLY MOLY POP] JI: OH MY GOD! HE ACCEPTED! DH: UNBELIEVABLE! RK: (Next month you will have your gold mask removed and your spirit will be crushed when you FINALLY accept that the Robots Will Conquer the Humans! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!) [Before Robot King can spout more Oro lunges for him and the two BEGIN BRAWLING WILDLY ALL OVER AGAIN!] [GIANT POP] JI: This is unbelievable! For TWO DECADES these two have battled and now FINALLY they are going to fight in a mask match! A mask match that is two decades in the making! DH: Mascara contra Face Plate! Get it right Jose! When Robot King defeats the humans I do not want to be collateral damage because I was sitting next to you and you said the wrong thing! JI: Next show.. Year End Special.. Trios Title Shot Battle Royal! Platero Mask and El Dragon taking on Masked Diablo and Diablo Marquez! El Hijo de Magnifico versus Masked Maniac, the winner gets to choose the loser's team for La Copa de Atomicos! And TWO DECADES IN THE MAKING! MASCARA CONTRA MASCARA! MASCARA DE ORO VS ROBOT KING! INCREDIBLE! AND THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING! DH: You said it wrong again Jose! AIEEEEE! [Oro and King brawl as officials swarm over them and the scene fades to black.] ========================================================================== (c)2011 ASLL

