ASLL LuchaMania TV Mexican Independence Day Special - September 16th 2011

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[The scene opens to Maria Juarez, dressed in a crazy tight and super low-cut
pink tank top with viciously cruel tight blue jeans, standing outside Arena
Mexico where fans with their jaws on the floor stand behind her and she flashes
her incredibly amazing smile at the camera.]

MJ: Hola! I am Maria Juarez and we are outside Arena Mexico for the biggest
show in the history of All Star Lucha Libre! And what an occasion because
today is OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!

[Maria spins around towards the fans who are STUNNED by her beauty and she whips
out a small Mexican flag and begins waving it in the air and the crowd... ERUPTS!]

Crowd: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO!

[She spins back around to the camera, her eyes glowing and her smile radiant
and oh my! The jiggle when she spun around! Damnit, is she Mexican Eveline Eriksen?!
What is this male brain stuff?! But HAY CHIHUAHUA!]

MJ: The atmosphere is INCREDIBLE! Everyone is so excited for tonight's special
show to celebrate Mexican Indpendence Day! Some of the matches you can look 
forward to tonight include a trios match pitting Devil's Den, lead by former
4L World Champion The Masked Diablo, going up against the team of Platero Mask
and Los Perros Diminutos! Also, last time El Hombre Lobo challenged El Nieto
de Valiente to a match tonight and Valiente... HE IS HERE to answer the challenge!
Then there will be a SIXTEEN MAN Cibernetico! The winner of this massive match will
get any title shot that they want! Any championship they want to go after, the
winner will have the right to do so! And our main event.. Oh my.. It is MUY
GRANDE! The All Star Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico,
will defend the championship against the man from Madrid, Spain.. Antonio
Morientes! 

[She spins around and waves the flag towards the crowd again.]

Crowd: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO!

[Maria spins back around, it's almost as if stardust and moonbeams are swirling
around her, she's so unbelievably mind blowingly gorgeous! Even the women and
children are in stunned awe of Maria's hotness!]

MJ: What a show! But before we get started I have a special guest with me!

[A familiar face to AWMC fans and PVW fans walks onscreen in a nifty dark gray
suit. It's John Stargel, former AWMC acting president and current PVW board
member in charge of Global Expansion!]

MJ: This is John Stargel, head of Global Expansion for Phoenix Valley Wrestling!
Hola Senor Stargel! Welcome to Mexico!

JS: Thank you Maria! It's a pleasure to be here.

MJ: So, Senor Stargel, what brings you here for ASLL's Mexican Indpendence
Day special show?

JS: Well, Maria, in PVW we have really cherished having a working relationship
with All Star Lucha Libre. Our relationship with ASLL has been one of mutual
admiration and respect. Our roots come from traditional mid-south wrestling
and you can't talka bout the history of wrestling with out lucha libre! I am
here to take in the big show on behalf of PVW and to bring a little something
from our neck of the woods to yours!

[Stargel pulls out a Masked Maniac mask! Maria looks at it as if she has never
seen it before in her life.]

MJ: ..? Well.. Mucho Gracias! We hope you enjoy the show and we hope all of
you at home enjoy it as well! This is Maria Juarez signing off and sending
everyone inside for All Star Lucha Libre's Mexican Independence Day Special!

[Maria whips out the flag and begins waving it in the air while jumping up
and down!]

MJ: VIVA MEXICO!

Crowd: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO!

[Up and down! Up and down! Dear God! Don't fade inside Arena Mexico!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO INSIDE! MARIA IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN
AND WAVING A FLAG! NO! NOT DARKNESS! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]
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All Star Lucha Libre Presents...

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           Mexican Independence Day Special
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[Taped @ Arena Mexico]
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[We cut to inside Arena Mexico and it's PACKED to the rafters! Fans are everywhere
waving Mexican flags and wearing Mexico national team jersies. The crowd is
ELECTRIC! We pan through the crowd to the announce table where Jose Ignacio
and Diego Hernandez are dressed in their absolute best suits with big smiles
on their faces.]

JI: Hola everyone! Welcome to All Star Lucha Libre's Mexican Indpendence Day
Special! I'm Josie Ignacio!

DH: And I am the brother of the most honest referee in the world AND the one
man that Maria Juarez winks at, Diego Hernandez!

[Jose rolls his eyes but smiles.]

JI: Diego, earlier Maria went through the line up for tonight's show and
can you believe the main event? ASLL Heavyweight Title Match, The Champion
El Hijo de Magnifico defending against Antonio Morientes!

DH: Viva Mexico, Jose! Magnifico will proudly represent Mexico and Rudoism
and show that Euro-scum the door! 

JI: *sighs* Morientes is not scum, Diego. 

DH: Spanish Dog!

JI: Die-

[Suddenly the lights go down and the crowd GASPS!]

DH: EEEEK!

JI: We apologize folks. I do not know what is going on but...

*DNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHH*

[A loud distorted E chord plays over the PA and a spotlight falls in the ring.]

Voice Over: Masked Mania es aqui!

[Confusion POP]

V/O: MINIS ESTAMOS AQUI!

[The lights come on as DRONER's anthemic "Masked Bros Before Hoes" plays over the
PA and out walks.. PVW'S MASKED MANIAC! And following behind him.. A MINI VERSION
OF MASKED MANIAC!]

JI: That's.. THAT'S MASKED MANIAC!

DH: And some small version of him!

[Masked Maniac and Mini-Masked Maniac pose next to each other then begin playing
air guitar and then Maniac puts his mini version on his shoulder and then both
men point to the curtain and out walks the green masked and green costumed luchadore
known as The Booger with.. A MINI VERSION OF HIMSELF!]

DH: Madre Dios!

JI: The Booger has a mini version of himself too?!

DH: What is happening Jose?!

[All four men walk to the ring, climb into the ring, then Masked Maniac goes
to a corner and puts Mini-Masked Maniac on his shoulders and he climbs up to
the 2nd turnbuckle, while The Booger puts Lil' Booger on his shoulders and
goes up another corner and all four men pose!]

[BIG POP]

JI: This is what John Stargel was trying to tell Maria earlier, Diego!
Masked Maniac is here and he's brought Mini-Masked Maniac with him!

DH: What sense does any of that make?

JI: I.. Que?!

[Generic sounding punk music plays over the PA and out comes Radical Skater,
the masked luchadore with a green mo-hawk on his mask, and he is pretending
to ride a skateboard. But what he is really doing is standing on the back of..
A MINI VERSION OF HIMSELF!]

JI: Oh.. My.. God...

DH: We're just starting the show and it's already gone off the rails!

[The poor mini-version of Radical Skater is acting as his skateboard and
is somehow carrying the full size version towards the ring. Behind them appear
two figures: One is Monkey Martinez and the other.. A MINI VERSION OF MONKEY
MARTINEZ!]

DH: Why is everyone getting a mini, Jose? WHAT IS GOING ON?!

JI: The Minis are here, Diego! They said they were coming and finally... THEY
ARE HERE!

[Masked Maniac watches Skateboard, the unfortunate mini, carrying Radical Skater
to the ring and he points it out to Mini-Masked Maniac and starts suggesting they do
this entrance. Mini-Masked Maniac watches, horror flashing through his eyes, he
shakes his head and Maniac kicks the turnbuckles.]

JI: A referee is climbing into the ring and apparently we are going to kick off
our Mexican Independence Day show with this mixed Atomicos match!

DH: Little Masked Maniacs, Boogers, Skateboard and Monkeys? AIEEEEEEE!
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Atomicos Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Masked Maniac[c], Mini-Masked Maniac, The Booger & Lil' Booger
vs
Rudos: Radical Skater[c], Skateboard, Monkey Martinez & El Monito 
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PVW's Masked Maniac started off the match against Radical Skater by posing and
doing more air guitar. Skater was confused by all of this and was unsure of how
to approach but finally they went to lock up.. only for Maniac to fake and tag
in Mini-Masked Maniac! Mini Maniac did an acrobatic leap in and was ready to go.
Skater laughed at the little fighter and went to slap him with no respect only
to have Mini-Masked Maniac go on a rampage with dropkicks, flippy leg scissor
takedowns, and springboard armdrag takedowns! Skater tagged in his mini,
Skateboard, but the poor mini looked a bit tired from carrying Skater to the
ring earlier. Mini Masked Maniac was running roughshod over Skateboard and
then tagged out to The Booger. The Booger gave Skateboard a few bodyslams
and then tagged in Lil' Booger. Lil' Booger leaped off the top with a senton
splash but Skateboard rolled out of the way and tagged in Monkey Martinez.
Martinez stomped away at the mini and hit a spinning backbreaker then tagged
in his mini, El Monito! El Monito put a surfboard submission hold on Lil'
Booger and was stretching him out good but Mini-Masked Maniac ran in to break
it up for the save. Radical Skater leaped in and dropped several kneedrops
on Lil' Booger then hip tossed Skateboard ontop of Lil' Booger and then climbed
ontop of Skateboard's back, while Skatekboard laid across Lil' Booger, and 
posed as if he was riding his board! El Monito came in and went for an elbow
drop off the 2nd turnbuckle only for Lil' Booger to move out of the way!

Lil' Booger ran to his corner and rolled out of the ring allowing Mini-Masked
Maniac to leap in and Mini-Maniac went on a tear! Dropkicks, hurricanranas,
spinning headscissor takedowns, flippy armdrag takedowns, he was sending
every opponent that charged him to the canvas with spectacular takedowns!
The rudos tried to charge him as a group but that brought in the tecnicos
who sent the rudos to outside the ring. The Booger put Lil' Booger on his
shoulders and then Lil' Booger leaped over the top rope and splashed El Monito
on the floor outside! The Booger climbed onto the apron and hit a double
axe handle on Radical Skater outside the ring. Masked Maniac charged as if
he was going to do a plancha but then he stopped, posed and ordered Mini
Masked Maniac to take everyone out. Mini Maniac ran off the ropes, leaped
onto the top rope and.. SOMERSAULT PLANCHA wiping out Monkey Martinez and
Skateboard! Mini Masked Maniac and The Booger rolled Radical Skater back
inside the ring where Masked Maniac shook a finger at the rudo and then began
peppering him with right hands and then.. Stopped and told Mini Maniac
to get in the ring! Mini-Masked Maniac leaped in and the PVW star told
Mini to finish Skater off. Mini looked confused then ate a boot to the
face by Radical Skater. Masked Maniac stood in a corner and shook his head.
Radical Skater then went for a bodyslam but Mini-Maniac countered out of
it with an armdrag takedown! Skater scrambled to his feet only to have
his legs dropkicked from under him! Mini-Maniac scrambled up the turnbuckles
and leaped off.. SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Sensational high flying move from
Mini-Masked Maniac! Masked Maniac applauded then told Mini to get out of
the ring and then Maniac dropped a standing elbow drop on Skater and
covered him for.. the 1,2,3!

Winners: Tecnicos
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JI: What an impressive debut here in ASLL for the minis! They were surely
something else!

DH: Freaky is what they are, Jose. Freaky.

JI: Folks, last episode there was an altercation between Platero Mask and
Devil's Den. Los Perros Diminutos came out to help Platero Mask and out of
all of that we have our upcoming match, a trios match!

DH: It is going to be a massacre, Jose! The Masked Diablo and his minions
will destroy that disgusting burro and his little dog friends! 

JI: Hold on, Diego.. Look!

[We pan to the front row where we see.. THE SWEETHEART! A caucasian female
fan wearing a donkey mask like Platero Mask except with a brown wig on it
and wearing an outfit that makes her look like Indian Maria (you'll have
to research that one to get the reference).]

JI: The Sweetheart, Plater Mask's biggest fan, is here!

DH: Ugh! Is there anything more unattractive than a donkey woman?!

JI: *sighs* Let us go to comments from both teams!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Platero Mask: (I told the Masked Diablo.. You can call me whatever names that
you want to but say things about my Sweetheart.. You end up on your butt! You
remind me of Don Jose, Diablo. Never have I heard a man utter worse profanity
nor raise higher heaven with his oaths. It is true that he no doubt knows-
-at least, so he says in his five o'clock mass--where and how things are up 
there... The tree, the clod, the water, the wind, the chestnut bloom--all this,
so graceful, so fresh, so pure, so bright, seems to be for him an example of
disorder, hardness, coldness, violence, ruin. By the end of each day the rocks
in his orchard lie in a different place, having been hurled in furious hostility
against birds and washerwomen, children and flowers. The only difference though
is you, Diablo, you preach of the dark evil fiery things. You preach corruption
of the soul and of good hearts turned to black. I have come here to All Star
Lucha Libre to protect all the good people from evil such as you and to win the
heart and hand of my beloved Sweetheart.)

Pugacito Fernandez: (We are so happy to team up with our donkey friend from
Moguer, Spain today against those bullies calling themselves Devil's Den. I
do not know if they are really agents of the unholy one but I do know that 
us little dogs have a big bite and we are going to tear them up tonight!)

Chihuahua Nunez: (I am happy to be teaming up with Platero Mask too because
he and I have something in common.. We want to impress the ladies. Sure, he
is only after one woman. But me, my heart is more generous. All you sexy 
ladies out there.. Watch me tonight as I go all out to impress you with my
flashy moves! I have a bone for all of y-)

PF: (LOS PERROS DIMINUTOS READY TO TEAM UP WITH PLATERO MASK TONIGHT!)

CN: (What are you doing man?! Why did you cut me off?!)

PM: (Here we come Devil's Den! Fighters for virtue and justice!)
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Rudos Speak!
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The Masked Diablo: Los Malditos! (That damned donkey and his little dog friends!
I can not wait to make them pay for their insolence! Tonight Devil's Den shall
spread our message of evil and brutality on Platero Mask and Los Perros Diminutos!
Both of my partners shall continue their training in the ways of evil, BWAHAHHA!
By aiding me in the battle against this donkey and his tiny dogs you shall
be infused with the aura and the power of the evil fire! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Damien Fuego: (I am at your service to lay waste to the little dogs and the
donkey! The chance to show everyone the power of face-paint and the power of
evil makes my heart race!)

Jack-O: (Ah.. I do not have such ah.. poetic ways of saying stuff but.. I
am up for kicking their butts in the name of evil, rudoism and Devil's Den!)

TMD: (Excellent! We shall crush these filthy animals then later tonight my
nephew, Diablo Marquez, will win the 16 man cibernetico and score us a title
shot of our choosing and then we shall rule All Star Lucha Libre with the
hands of evil!)

All together: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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Trios Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Platero Mask[c] & Los Perros Diminutos (Pugacito Fernandez & Chihuahua
Nunez)
vs
Rudos: Devil's Den (Masked Diablo[c], Damien Fuego & Jack-O)
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Match got off to a wild start with Devil's Den running out from behind the curtains
and ambushing the tecnicos as they made their way to the ring. Both teams brawled
outside of the ring with The Sweetheart holding her masked face in distress while
The Masked Diablo was ramming Platero Mask into the ring posts. Her worries soon
turned to cheers as Platero Mask fought back and had the former 4L World Champion
reeling! As things calmed down and the match got underway in the ring it started
off primarily as Pugacito Fernandez tripping up Damien Fuego as much as he could
and Chihuahua Nunez flying in for double teams with his tag team partner. Fuego
and Jack-O tried to fight back with cheating and heel tactics but the former WP-1
Tag Team countered valiantly and had the Devil's Den minions on the retreat. Then
Chihuahua Nunez went for a Corkscrew Moonsault with extra spins and flips to it,
too many actually because Jack-O managed to avoid the attack and Nunez wiped out!
Devil's Den pounced upon him with stomps and vicious attacks focused on Chihuahua's
back. Fuego & Jack-O showed off great tag team chemistry amidst this and Diablo
looked quite pleased with his minions. Diablo also took every opportunity he had
to walk over towards the Sweetheart and taunt her with derisive comments! Platero
Mask would rush over in her defense and the referee would have to calm things down
so it didn't erupt into another brawl. Eventually Jack-O missed a move off the top
and Platero Mask tagged in and was en fuego! Platero knocked Fuego out of the
ring with an European Uppercut then sent Jack-O flying with a big back bodydrop!
Masked Diablo tried to sneak attack on Platero but the donkey fighter side stepped
and set upon Diablo with hard open handed chops, staggering him around the ring.
Chihuahua Nunez climbed to the top and hit a spectacular somersault plancha on
Fuego while Pugacito hit a suicide dive on Jack-O! The referee was checking on
everyone outside the ring when Masked Diablo took out some powder and TOSSED IT
IN PLATERO'S FACE! The donkey themed luchadore held his masked face and staggered
into a corner. Diablo set upon kicking at his opponent while laughing and then
he walked back and charged... Only for Platero Mask to move out of the way!
Diablo staggered out of the corner and the donkey themed luchadore rolled up
the Masked Devil with an inside cradle from behind! The referee raced in and..
PLATERO MASK PINNED MASKED DIABLO!

Winners: Tecncios

Postmatch the tecnicos celebrated with fans then Platero Mask bowed towards
the Sweetheart who almost seemed to swoon. Masked Diablo threw a fit in the
ring and vowed to get revenge!
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JI: Platero Mask, making his wrestling debut here in ASLL, just got a HUGE
win for his team by pinning Devil's Den captain, The Masked Diablo!

DH: What a miscarriage of justice! That nasty donkey was holding the tights!
No man from Spain should get a win today! Not today! It's our independence!

JI: Is it a sign of things to come later? Will Antonio Morientes defeat El
Hijo de Magnifico for the ASLL Heavyweight Championship?

DH: Never! Never in a million years will such a thing happen! NEVER!

JI: Well coming up next, last episode El Hombre Lobo made a challenge for
El Nieto de Valiente to fight him tonight. Valiente is here and the match is
coming up next! Let's hear from both men!
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Tecnico Speak!
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El Nieto de Valiente: (I have heard all the talk the past few months. Ever since
facing El Hijo de Magnifico in the ASLL Heavyweight Championship decision match
and losing, thus ending the legacy of this mask that my grandfather started of
always winning the first heavyweight championship in new companies.. I took
some time off. I listened to commentators discussing my whereabouts and if I
was hiding. Then El Hombre Lobo came out and called me on my absence and challenged
me to show up here tonight to fight him. Now I shall answer everyone, but especially
you Lobo. Letting down my grandfather and failing in redeeming his name and mask
it hurt my heart. I needed some time off to regroup in my head. But it had
nothing to do with cowardice or shame. I was disappointed but now I am back
and Lobo I am going to make YOU disappointed by taking your disrespectful
comments and slap you upside your head with them!)
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Rudo Speak!
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[Before the luxurious ASLL banner, stands the man in the red, orange and black 
costume, and the werewolf lucha mask (with preposterously huge synthetic muttonchops), 
the fearsome beast known in ASLL as El Hombre Lobo...]
 
El Nieto de Valiente, I've heard through the woodworks that you've finally decided 
to crawl out of the spider pit you were hiding in to _accept_ my challenge.
 
I have not heard your words, but I did hear you accepted the challenge 
_alarmingly_ quickly, cousin. And that tells me you don't quite know what 
you're _agreeing_ to, Valiente.
 
This match we are to have at the Mexican Independence Day show, aaaah ouais, 
it's not your typical match. It's not the kind of fight that's won with a plancha, 
nor the type of fight you win by pinning your opponent's shoulders 
to the mat for a count of three. No, it's the kind of match only one man walks out of. 
 
There's a beast alive within me, El Nieto de Valiente, and it needs to be fed. 
I'm not talking about the _man_ under the mask, the man that speaks to you right now. 
I talk of the Wolfman, El Hombre Lobo, the MONSTER - Aaaaa OUAIS~! 
- The _monster_ I transform into when I hit the ASLL ring! The MONSTER that 
_rips_ mere men _limb_ from LIMB~!
 
But it's not too late for you, El Nieto de Valiente... you still have a choice. 
You can choose not to come. Sure, the fans, the people of Mexico, they'll be 
disappointed, and you'll forever be remembered as a cobarde... 
 
but that's better fate than what awaits you if you _do_ show up. 
 
You've been warned. 
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: El Nieto de Valiente
vs
Rudo: El Hombre Lobo
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El Hombre Lobo stomped to the ring and looking ready to throw down. El Nieto
de Valiente walked out to the ring very slowly, maybe cautiously but the fans
were behind him and that seemed to encourage him. Valiente and Lobo locked up
in the middle of the ring and Valiente surprised Lobo with an armdrag takedown!
The masked Lobo looked annoyed by this and aggressively locked up with Valiente
and pushed him into the ropes and then when the referee called for the break
Lobo went for a cheap shot but Valiente ducked the blow, did a quick go behind
on Lobo and went for a quick roll up from behind but Lobo kicked out! Lobo
was definitely mad now! He kept charging after Valiente but the tecnico kept
sending Lobo down with hip tosses and trips! El Hombre Lobo rolld out of the
ring and threw a small fit while El Nieto de Valiente got the crowd behind
him! Lobo stormed back into the ring and challenged Valiente to a test of
strength. Valiente accepted but Lobo faked, grabbed El Nieto by his wrist
and hit a HARD short arm clothesline! The crowd booed while Lobo went to town
working over Valiente's right arm. He hit knee drops on Valiente's shoulder,
stretched him with various armbars and rammed Valiente shoulder first into
the turnbuckles! Nieto was in alot of trouble but when Lobo climbed up to
the second turnbuckle and leaped off with a Double Axe Handle, Valiente
managed to catch his opponent with a dropkick to the midsection! Lobo rolled
around holding his stomach, Valiente struggled to his feet, the fans cheering
him on! Valiente got to the corner, went up to the top and caught Lobo with
a BIG Missile Dropkick! El Hombre Lobo rolled out of the ring but Valiente
ran off the ropes and.. BIG SUICIDE DIVE! The crowd was definitely going
nuts now! Valiente rolled Lobo back inside the ring and then climbed up
to the top again and went for another Missile Dropkick.. But Lobo side stepped
and Valiente wiped out! El Hombre Lobo scrambled onto Valiente and locked
in...THE DREADED CRUZ DEL LOBO! El Nieto de Valiente cried out in pain,
his fans though cheered him to fight on! Valiente tried to fight through
the pain but he could soon take no more and tapped out!

Winner: El Hombre Lobo

Postmatch El Hombre Lobo howled over the defeated Valiente then pulled the
tecnico to his feet and.. RAMMED HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO A CORNER! The referee
complained but Lobo ignored the referee and AGAIN rammed Valiente shoulder
first into the corner! Then Lobo pulled Valiente out of the corner, scooped
him up and hit a NASTY shoulderbreaker! The CRUNCH that was heard was cringe
worthy! Valiente rolled around, screaming and crying from the pain! Officials
began to swarm down to the ring but Lobo pushed past them and once again
applied the DREADED CRUZ DEL LOBO on Valiente! El Nieto SCREAMED over and
over from the pain until the officials managed to pull El Hombre Lobo off
the suffering luchadore! Lobo was forced to the back by the officials while
a stretcher was brought out to help take El Nieto de Valiente to the back, a
defeated and apparently injured man.
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JI: That was disgusting!

DH: It was FANTASTICO!

JI: How can you say that, Diego?! Lobo had won the match, he did not need
to assault Valiente more!

DH: He DID though, Jose! He had to put Valiente away! Now we will probably
not see that pathetic loser for a very long time! VIVA EL HOMBRE LOBO!
VIVA RUDO!

JI: That is terrible, Diego. Shameful display by El Hombre Lobo who did
win the match. Hopefully El Nieto de Valiente will be OK.

DH: I doubt it and I do not hope for it.

JI: *sighs* Folks up next is the HUGE 16 Man Cibernetico! The winner of this
match can get any title shot of their choosing in ASLL! So much is on the
line in this match! Let's get to it!
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Any Title Shot Of Your Choosing Match:
[16 Man Cibernetico]
Tecnicos: Mascara de Oro, Fernando Ramirez, Tarantula 4, Joselito Guapo,
Manuel Ramirez, El Dragon, St. Valentine & El Hijo de Valentine
vs
Rudos: Robot King, El Hijo de Green Ghost, Ciclon, Negro Arachnid III,
Payaso Diablo V, Diablo Marquez, El Padre de Valentine & Dark Valentine
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Fernando Ramirez and Negro Arachnid III started off this important cibernetico
match! After some wrestling exchanges both men began to brawl a bit and Ramirez
tried to roll up Arachnid for a flash pin but the rudo was able to kick out in
time. Arachnid raked Fernando's face to gain an opening and then he choked
Fernando on the ropes and then with his boot. Negro then went for his family's
famous Sleeper Hold but Fernando countered by running to the corner, leaping up
with his legs and kicking off the turnbuckles to fall backward ontop of Arachnid
III with a roll up and.. FERNANDO PINNED ARACHNID III!

1st Eliminacion: Negro Arachnid III by Fernando Ramirez

El Hijo de Valentine and Ciclon came into the ring next. They locked up but
Ciclon immediately poked the "son" of Valentine in the eyes then rammed him
into a corner and hit a bulldog. Ciclon then went for a Senton Splash but 
El Hijo de Valentine moved out of the way and attempted a La Magistral Roll
Up but Ciclon managed to roll out of the attempt. Ciclon charged the "son"
of St. Valentine but was tripped to the canvas and El Hijo de Valentine then
sprang off the ropes going for a backwards senton splash but Ciclon moved out
of the way and El Hijo WIPED OUT! Ciclon quickly hit an Enzuigiri kick on
El Hijo then hit EL TORNADO corkscrew moonsault to pin St. Valentine's "Son".

2nd Eliminacion: El Hijo de Valentine by Ciclon

Joselito Guapo and Payaso Diablo V jumped in next. Payaso offerd a handshake
which Guapo was weary to take but eventually did only for the evil clown to
go for a cheap shot.. But Guapo was expecting it and ducked and went for a
roll up from behind but the scary clown kicked out. Guapo lit up Payaso with
several stinging chops across the chest and then whipped him to the ropes but
Payaso reversed into a knee to the midsection dobuling Joselito over. The 
former and last FFN Pro Heavyweight Champion was then subjected to quite a
stomping by Diablo and then the clown went for a running kneedrop only for
Guapo to move out of the way and go for a La Magistral Roll Up which the
evil clown.. WAS NOT ABLE TO KICK OUT OF!

3rd Eliminacion: Payaso Diablo V by Joselito Guapo

Tarantula 4 and Dark Valentine jumped into the ring now and immediately
went into super high paced wrestling exchanges including a series of roll
ups and counter roll ups that thrilled the crowd! The 4th Tarantula then
began to unload with hard kicks on St. Valentine's evil brother and had
the rudo in a bad way. Cuatro then ran off the ropes going for a Yakuza
Kick but Ciclon grabbed Tarantula's foot to trip him. The masked Japanese
fighter spun around and had angry words with Ciclon which allowed Dark
Valentine the opportunity to roll up Tarantula 4 from behind with a handful
of tights.. But St. Valentine jumped in and broke up the count! Valentine
went back to the apron while his brother complained to the referee. But
he should've paid attention to his opponent because when Dark Valentine
spun around it was right into a LEAPING HIGH KICK! Valentine was laid out
and Tarantula scrambled up the ropes and.. MOONSAULT! He followed up the
moonsault with THE WEB! His family's armbar/chickenwing finisher! The evil
Valentine brother was forced to tap out!

4th Eliminacion: Dark Valentinr by Tarantula 4

Next to leap into the ring were Manuel Ramirez and El Hijo de Green Ghost.
Ghost mocked Manuel's small size but the light heavyweight dropkicked the
heavyweight for his troubles! Ramirez was then bouncing off the ropes hitting
springboard dropkicks, springboard elbow smashes and springboard kneestrikes!
Manuel had the crowd going WILD with his fast paced offense. But a springboard
cross body press was caught by the much larger son of the Green Ghost who 
promptly hit a BRUTAL backbreaker on the grandson of Eduardo Ramirez!
El Hijo de Green Ghost then hit his father's impressive GREEN GHOST DROP
and put away the youngest Ramirez clan fighter!

5th Eliminacion: Manuel Ramirez by El Hijo de Green Ghost

St. Valentine and Diablo Marquez now got in the ring and the two former
opponents from FFN Pro quickly went at it with fast paced lucha exchanges
and takedowns. Marquez did not like the speed of the action so he tried to
slow things down by going for a cheap shot on St. Valentine, which made the
ladies in the crowd ANGRY! The women booed The Masked Diablo's nephew like
no tomorrow! Marquez was distracted by the PASSIONATE female anger directed
at him which allowed Valentine the chance to attempt a crucifix roll up but
Marquez was able to kick out in time. Diablo was in trouble though when
St. Valentine hit a Tornado DDT and was climbing to the top for a big move
when El Padre de Valentine, St. Valentine's "father" SHOVED the light heavyweight
off the top and into the ring! The referee got on El Padre's case but the
damage was done. Diablo Marquez quickly pulled St. Valentine up and hit the
DIABLO DRIVER to put away the former FFN Pro Light Heavyweight champion
to the TOTAL DISMAY OF THE LADIES! 

6th Eliminacion: St. Valentine by Diablo Marquez

El Padre de Valentine, happy with his aid resulting in the elimination of
his "son", stepped into the ring against El Dragon. The tall heavyweight
El Padre de Valentine laughed at the smaller El Dragon and dared him to
try something. El Dragon started to back off only for the heavyweight rudo
to charge at him. But the masked man from Belize was expecting this and
he sidestepped the charge and hit a Flying Heel Kick on the Valentine
"patriarch"! El Padre scrambled to his feet only to get hit with a running
dropkick. El Dragon was on fire as he went for a Guillotine Leg Drop off
the top but the Heavyweight moved out of the way! Valentine was ticked and
he began to stomp away angrily on the man from Belize. El Padre then yanked
up El Dragon for a powerbomb when St. Valentine came running back to ringside!
Valentine, carrying several roses in his hand, whistled to get his "father's"
attention and then began throwing the roses to the ladies in the crowd!
Oh the happy senoritas swooned and reached out to touch the masked Don
Juan of Lucha Libre! El Padre was FURIOUS at this which allowed El Dragon
to take him over with a HURRICANRANA! The rudo "patriarch" scrambled to
his feet only to eat a springboard kneestrike setting up El Padre for...
BOMBA DEL FUEGO! El Dragon hit his Moonsault finisher and got the pin!

7th Eliminacion: El Padre de Valentine by El Dragon

Well now the crowd really LOST THEIR MINDS because the next two men to
step into the ring were Mascara de Oro and Robot King! THE OLD GREAT RIVALRY
ON AGAIN! The two men stared down and then the King of Robots began his 
proclamations about how machines would end humans and Oro thought about it
for a moment then just DECKED the masked rudo! The crowd went WILD! Robot
King sprang to his feet and the two men began brawling INTENSELY! Punches,
kicks, stomps, knees, headbutts, pushing and shoving around! The referee
tried to get them to calm down and wrestle but this only annoyed the two
luchadores who SHOVED the referee to the canvas! The referee had seen
enough and he Disqualified BOTH men eliminating both of them! Oro and
Robot King didn't even pay mind as they went right back to brawling!
Officials ran down to the ring and tried to seperate the two old rivals
but they continued to fight all the way to the back!

8th Eliminacion: Mascara de Oro and Robot King via Double DQ

Fernando Ramirez and El Hijo de Green Ghost jumped in the ring and THEY 
began brawling! The ref feared a repeate of the last elimination but Ghost
raked Fernando's face to gain an advantage and then began working over the
back of the youngest son of Eduardo Ramirez. Ghost stomped away at his back
and used a Crab hold and knee drops to the back to further injure it. Fernando
looked in trouble but then Ghost went for a running leg drop to the back and
Ramirez was able to roll out of the way! Fernando tried to capitalize with
a La Magistral Roll Up but his back was hurting too much and Ghost was
able to kick out of the attempt. Ramirez then went for a small package but
El Hijo de Green Ghost was able to kick out of that as well. Fernando then
went for a victory roll up but Ghost countered and placed his knees on 
Ramirez's shoulder and then held onto the ropes for leverage to steal
the pin!

9th Eliminacion: Fernando Ramirez by El Hijo de Green Ghost

El Dragon and Diablo Marquez now leaped into the ring and began going at
it with fast paced wrestling exchanges. The man from Belize was gaining
the advantage and soon was hitting Marquez with attacks from every angle
and a fast pace! Marquez was being overwhelmed so he grabbed the referee
and spun him around so he could hit a backwards kick to the groin of El
Dragon! The referee was suspicious but Marquez pleaded innocence despite
the protests of the fans that said otherwise! The Masked Diablo's nephew
dragged El Dragon's masked face across the ropes and then hit a neckbreaker
and was dropping elbows and knees upon El Dragon's neck! Marquez put a
neck crank on his opponent and tried to force a submission but the masked
man from Belize would not give up! Marquez was getting frustrated and he
went for the DIABLO DRIVER to put El Dragon away but El Dragon struggled
free of the attempt and rolled up Diablo with a Sunset Flip style roll up!
Marquez kicked and struggled to get free but.. HE COULDN'T! EL DRAGON
GOT THE PIN!

10th Eliminacion: Diablo Marquez by El Dragon

Marquez was FURIOUS and officials came down to escort him away but the
rudo SWORE to get revenge on El Dragon! El Dragon stayed in the ring due
to jawing with Marquez on the outside so Ciclon sneaked into the ring and
attacked Marquez from behind! Ciclon stomped away at the man from Belize
and hit several knee drops on Dragon's neck that Diablo had just worked
over before this. El Dragon tried to fight back but Ciclon hit an Enzuigiri
kick to Dragon's neck and then followed it up with a TORNADO DDT! Planted
El Dragon RIGHT on his neck! Ciclon grabbed Dragon's legs and went for a
Jack knife roll up but El Dragon was able to kick out just in time! Ciclon
complained about a slow count then rolled up Dragon from behind with an
inside cradle but then he grabbed the tights AND put his feet on the ropes!
Tarantula 4 ran into the ring to break it up but.. HE WAS TOO LATE!

11th Eliminacion: El Dragon by Ciclon

Tarantula 4 argued with the referee about what Ciclon did. Ciclon did not
take kindly to this and argued with the masked man from Japan which allowed
El Hijo de Green Ghost to run from behind and WIPE OUT the light heavyweight
from Japan with a hard clothesline! Ciclon happily climbed out of the ring 
and Ghost took the stunned Tarantula 4 and set him up for a BIG Powerbomb!
The heavyweight laughed at his opponent then pointed to Joselito Guapo and
told him he was next! Ghost then went for his GREEN GHOST DROP.. But Tarantula
Cuatro escaped and when the heavyweight rudo spun around the man from Japan
CLOCKED him with a leaping high kick! Ghost was stunned, the crowd was
going wild but then Ciclon leaned over the ropes and yelled insults towards
Tarantula 4! The Japanese man got into another shouting match with Ciclon
and this gave El Hijo de Green Ghost yet ANOTHER chance to blindside the
popular Japanese fighter from behind! A CRAZY Bicycle kick from behind 
floored Tarantula 4! Ghost wasted no time, yanked the masked man from Japan
up and hit the GREEN GHOST DROP to put T4 away!

12th Eliminacion: Tarantula 4 by El Hijo de Green Ghost

Ciclon climbed into the ring and shook Ghost's hand and the two rudos laughed
at Tarantula 4 as he was helped out of the ring. But Joselito Guapo, the last
tecnico left, leaped into the ring and dropkicked Ghost out of the ring! Ciclon
spun around and tried to go after Guapo with stomps but Joselito rolled up
to his feet and let the smaller Ciclon have it with some hard chops! Guapo
whipped Ciclon to the ropes but the light heavyweight rudo reversed into a
poke of the eyes! Joselito held his face and staggered back. Ciclon laughed
at the heavyweight and ran off the ropes and charged.. ONLY TO GET CAUGHT
AND PLANTED WITH A SPINNING BACKBREAKER! Ciclon held his back and rolled
around in pain and Guapo leaped on him and into.. LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP! El
Hijo de Green Ghost tried to run in and stop it but he was too late!

13th Eliminacion: Ciclon by Joselito Guapo

So now it was down to two men: Joselito Guapo, the former FFN Pro Heavyweight
Champion, and El Hijo de Green Ghost, the former ASLL Tag Team Champion and
current ASLL Trios Champion! Both men had a stare down then launched at each
other into a wild brawl! They brawled around the ring, the referee fearing he
would have to disqualify both men, but out of the wild brawl Joselito dodged
a wild swinging punch and hooked Ghost's arms and took him down into a Backslide
Roll Up! The referee leaped down for the count, Ghost struggling to get free,
ONE.... TWO.... THREE!

14th Eliminacion: El Hijo de Green Ghost by Joselito Guapo

Winner: Joselito Guapo

Postmatch the crowd went WILD with joy for Guapo! Ghost kicked at the ropes and
threw a fit. Fernando Ramirez and Manuel Ramirez ran back out to the ring to
congratulate their friend and trios partner Guapo and Joselito asked for the
microphone. Joselito got on the microphone and announced what title he would
be going after since he won the right to challenge for any title he wanted to.
Guapo pointed at El Hijo de Green Ghost and said that Guapo, Fernando and Manuel
would challenge Ghost, Negro Arachnid III and Payaso Diablo V for the ASLL
TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIPS! The crowd LOST IT and went WILD! Ghost threw another fit
as his trio partners came out to fume alongside him!
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JI: OH MY! What an announcement, Diego! Joselito Guapo won this hard fought
cibernetico and has decided to challenge the ASLL Trios Champions on the next
LuchaMania TV!

DH: That was a robbery! Guapo was holding tights, bribing the referee and
had his feet on the ropes! THIS IS THE BIGGEST DISGRACE IN THE HISTORY OF
LUCHA LIBRE!

JI: *rolls eyes* Anyways.. It is now time for the big one! The main event!
For the ASLL Heavyweight Championship! Champion El Hijo de Magnifico, of
Mexico, defending against Antonio Morientes, of Spain, in our main event of
our Mexican Independence Day Special!

DH: Magnifico is going to win for the pride of Mexico and for the pride of
rudoism! VIVA MEXICO Y RUDOS!

JI: Let's hear from both competitors!
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Tecnico Speak!
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Antonio Morientes: (Hello everyone! From my heart let me wish everyone a very
Happy Indpendence Day! I understand that today is a very special day to all
of you and I am very honored and privileged to help everyone celebrate in this
day by taking part in All Star Lucha Libre's big Mexican Indpendence Day show.
But, despite the rhetoric that has been tossed around about my match tonight
against El Hijo de Magnifico I want to assure everyone, I do not fight tonight
for my home country of Spain. I am not here to claim any kind of reconquest,
no matter how symbolic, by fighting for the ASLL Heavyweight Championship. 
El Hijo de Magnifico offered this match to me because of my victory over
Jose Ramirez recently. I was happily willing to just wrestle a straight up
one on one match with no title on the line but Magnifico insisted everything
be on the line. Through various insults he has let me know that he intends to
defeat me in the name of Mexico and to prove that the only royalty in ASLL
is himself. In response first let me THANK El Hijo de Magnifico for giving
me this opportunity, I do appreciate it. But I am not here to play out any
national hostilities, Magnifico. I am only here for competing against some
of the very best fighters in the world. I will give my all for all the fans
who have come out to watch us put on a battle worthy to main event this
special event. I have every respect in the world for the champion, my 
opponent, and I am honored to do battle with him tonight. So Magnifico, let
us give our all in our fight but afterwards let us put all of this misunderstandings
behind us and espouse the virtues of good sportsmanship for all the good
people tonight. Thank you all very much and may God bless everyone.)
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Rudo Speak!
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El Hijo de Magnifico: (Spanish dog! You sure are a lucky one, Morientes. My
friend, Jose Ramirez, came up just short against you when you took my little
challenge on the last episode. He was beating you from pillar to pillar but
somehow you managed to squeak out the win. Very lucky, you European scumbag!
So if you are so intent on insulting all of us by fighting here despite
our independence from your country being here then you may as well fight the
very best and fight for all the marbles. I am Mexican, Morientes. Moreso than
that, I am ROYALTY! I am the son of the greatest fighter of all time, El
Magnifico! I will not let scum like you get even a single fall against me!
I will humiliate you and punish you, Spanish dog! In two straight falls I
will proudly represent the flag of MY country and OUR independence! I will do
it guaranteed because I am the royalty of this country and our blood and
I HAVE to! I will not allow you Europeans to get even an inch with MY
championship on OUR independence day on the line! Tonight Mexico shall
chant my name even as I look down on them from my perch above as their royalty
and you shall leave disgraced and defeated!)
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Main Event!
ASLL Heavyweight Championship Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnico: Antonio Morientes
vs
Rudo: (c)El Hijo de Magnifico
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Antonio Morientes came out to the ring to a surprising response: A few in the
crowd gave him a respectful applause while the majority.. BOOED HIM OUT OF THE
BUILDING! As the man from Madrid walked to the ring many fans openly hurled
insults at him and made rude gestures towards him. Morientes took the abuse
and seemed to reply with kindness and smiles. Some fans had no idea what to
make of it but most just continued to heckle him. But the place went FRIGGIN'
INSANE when El Hijo de Magnifico came out! EVERYONE was on their feet chanting
his name, reaching out to touch him, many crying because their idol who they
wished was once again a tecnico. Magnifico took in their love, their intense
and unrequited love, and laughed at them and refused to let them touch him
as he made his way to the ring. Still they chanted his name, they loved him
and they shouted "VIVA MEXICO" as loud and as passionately as they could!
Magnifico climbed into the ring and through his mask sneered at his opponent.
Morientes walked over and offered a handshake to the son of El Magnifico but
the ASLL Heavyweight Champion refused and went to his corner. Morientes looked
sad but shook it off and went to his corner and waited for the start of the
match.

Primera Caida:
Both men came out of their corners and to the middle of the ring. Morientes
once again offered a handshake but Magnifico slapped it away and motioned
for Antonio to bring it on. So both men locked up and Morientes transitioned
into a side headlock. Magnifico pushed the Spaniard against the ropes and 
whipped him off to the opposite side of the ring. Morientes bounced off the
ropes and Magnifico went for a clothesline but the Madridista ducked the
blow and when the ASLL Heavyweight Champion spun around Morientes slapped the
side headlock back onto him! Magnifico elbowed the challenger to break the
hold and then the former 4L World Champion and Kings Of Wrestling King of
Kings World Champion hit a HARD knife edge chop across Morientes' chest!
Antonio winced, nodded his head and gave Magnifico a knife edge chop back!
The champion rubbed his chest and looked angry that Morientes had laid into
him with the chop so he smashed an elbow upside the Spaniard's head and
whipped Antonio to the ropes. As Antonio bounced off the ropes Magnifico
went for a high knee to the chest but Morientes put up both arms and BLOCKED
the blow, which sent Magnifico back a bit, losing his balance. Antonio took
the opportunity to once again slap on the side headlock and this time he
tossed the champion over onto the canvas and then he really put pressure
on the hold! 

The son of El Magnifico looked agitated and he slapped the canvas in
frustration. The crowd chanted "MAGNIFICO" and "VIVA MEXICO" for the ASLL
Heavyweight Champion. Magnifico pushed up to his knees, grabbed Morientes'
arm and pulled it off of his masked head and went behind the challenger
with a hammerlock and pushed the challenger face first against the canvas.
Magnifico then released the hold and quickly leaped up to drop a knee on
the challenger but Morientes rolled out of the way! The champion scrambled
up, angry, and then went for a knee lift on Antonio but the man from Madrid
side stepped the attack and grabbed the champion from behind and went for an
INSIDE CRADLE ROLL UP! The referee leaped down for the count and.. ONE... TW-
MAGNIFICO KICKED OUT! The crowd roared in approval! Both men scrambled to 
their feet and Magnifico went for a PUNCH but Morientes ducked and did a quick
go-behind and hooked the Champion from behind and... BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!
The referee leaped down to make the count.. ONE... TWO.. Magnifico kicked out!
The champion rolled out of the ring and kicked the steel steps in frustration!
Morientes rested a bit and went to a corner to allow Magnifico room for a clean
entrance back into the ring. El Hijo de Magnifico glared up at his challenger
then rolled back into the ring and motioned for Morientes to bring it on.

The challenger came out of his corner for a collar and elbow tie up but 
Magnifico faked and went for a go behind and hooked Morientes and tried for
a suplex of his own but Morientes blocked the suplex attempt and then broke
free from Magnifico's clutch and leaped up and hooked the champion's arms
with his legs and took Magnifico down with.. A CRUCIFIX ROLL UP! The referee
leaped into position.. ONE... TWO... THR- MAGNIFICO KICKED OUT! The champion
scrambled to his feet, enraged, only to be taken down into a SMALL PACKAGE!
The referee... ONE... TWO... Kick out! Magnifico scrambled to his feet
again, looking angrier and angrier each time, and Morientes tried for another
roll up but the champion struggled free and blasted the Spaniard with a kick
to the midsection. Morientes doubled over and Magnifico grabbed the challenger
and tossed him through the ropes to the floor outside! El Hijo rolled out
of the ring and picked up Morientes and whipped him towards the steel steps..
But Morientes put on the brakes and quickly hopped onto the apron and rolled
back inside the ring! Magnifico kicked at the apron and then rolled back
inside the ring and wildly went after Morientes with a swinging clothesline
but the challenger hooked his arms and went for.. A BACKSLIDE ROLL UP! The
referee went to make the count.. ONE... TWO... MAGNIFICO KICKED OUT!

El Hijo de Magnifico scrambled to his feet and into a corner and looked
at the challenger with eyes of pure rage! Morientes got to his feet and
watched the champion cautiously. Magnifico came out of the corner and 
locked up aggressively with Morientes, pushing the challenger into a
corner. The referee called for the break, Magnifico gave the break.. Then
went for a cheap shot.. But Morientes ducked and moved out of the corner
and past Magnifico! The champion slapped the turnbuckles and then spun
around right into a side headlock by Morientes. Magnifico punched the
challenger in the midsection to break up the hold and then reached out
and raked the Madridista's face! The referee got on Magnifico's case but
he ignored the referee and went to hook Morientes' arms from behind,
setting up for a Tiger Suplex but Morientes blocked the suplex and pulled
his arm free and did a go behind and hooked Magnifico's arms from behind
as if going for a Tiger Suplex of his own! The champion struggled to block
the suplex and got an arm free and then grabbed the referee with it and
as he had the referee distracted, hit a backwards kick to the groin of Morientes!
Antonio doubled over in obvious pain! Magnifico released the angry referee
and then quickly spun around grabbed the challenger from behind and went
for an inside cradle roll up! The referee went to make the count then
Magnifico grabbed a handful of tights and.. ONE... TWO... THREE!
1a: Magnifico

Segunda Caida:
Morientes was suffering from the effects of the low blow but assured the
referee he was ready for the 2nd fall. Magnifico pounced on the challenger
as soon as the fall started and faked a lock up to knee the Spaniard in
the midsection and then after doubling him over with that, grabbed ahold
of him and tossed him out of the ring. The champion rolled out of the ring
and pulled Morientes up to his feet and then went running towards the
steel steps and.. *KLANGGGG* Tossed Morientes HARD into the steel steps!
The man from Madrid held his shoulder and neck from the impact and Magnifico
gave him a good stomp to that area and then pulled up the challenger and
scooped him up and SLAMMED HIM DOWN BACKFIRST ACROSS THE STEEL STEPS! With
fans chanting "MAGNIFICO" and "VIVA MEXICO" behind him the champion looked
pleased and he rolled back inside the ring and told the referee to make
the count! The referee began his count on Morientes. The man from Madrid
struggled to roll off the steel steps and held his back in pain. As the
count got to 7 the challenger struggled to his knees. At 9 the Spaniard
was up on his feet and stumbled to the apron, with plenty of time to beat
the 20 count of lucha libre. But El Hijo de Magnifico ran off the ropes and
BLASTED Morientes with a baseball slide that sent the challenger flying
backwards into the front row! Fans went running and Antonio struggled to
pull himself up while checking to see if he had hurt any fans and apologizing
to anyone nearby. Magnifico took advantage and PUNCHED Morientes upside
his head then rammed the challenger against a ring post!

The referee climbed out of the ring and ordered the champion to bring the
match back inside the ring. Magnifico waved off the referee then pulled
up the aching Morientes and rolled him back inside the ring and followed in
after him. The son of the greatest luchadore ever kicked at the challenger's
head then grabbed a handful of hair and pulled the young Spaniard to his
feet. Magnifico then rammed Antonio's head into the turnbuckles in a corner
then went behind the challenger, hooked him and.. DANGEROUS BACKDROP DRIVER!
Morientes was dropped RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! Magnifico stood over the challenger
and did his royalty pose to A GIANT OVATION FROM THE CROWD! The champion then
went for the cover and.. ONE... TWO... MORIENTES GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Magnifico
gave a dirty look through his mask at the challenger then stomped on him
and pulled up the challenger and dragged him out of the ring onto the apron.
He put a double underhook on and... EGADS! TIGER DRIVER OFF THE APRON TO 
THE FLOOR OUTSIDE! The fans GASPED at the landing Morientes took but then
went to CHEERING for Magnifico! The champion looked down at the challenger
and laughed then climbed back inside the ring and struck his royalty pose!
The referee began his count on the challenger, who wasn't stirring much,
just grunting from pain! The count got up to 7 and Morientes began to 
roll onto his stomach while grunting in pain. As the count got to 10, the
challenger pushed up to his knees with a grimace of obvious pain on his
face. At the count of 13 the man from Madrid had pulled himself up using
the ring apron and then he climbed onto the ring apron at the count of
15 only for the champion to SMASH him upside the head with an elbow
smash!

Magnifico dragged Morientes back inside the ring and blasted him with
several hard shots and then snap mared him to the canvas. The champion
ran off the ropes and hit a leaping knee drop on Morientes' back. Then
he kept his knee on the challenger's back and grabbed both of his arms
and pulled back! Antonio gritted his teeth and tried not to cry out from
the pain. The referee asked the challenger if he wanted to give up but
Morientes shook his head "No". Magnifico taunted the man from Spain a
bit while he stretched him then he released the hold and stomped Antonio
on the back of his head. Magnifico then pulled Morientes up to his feet
but the challenger tried to surprise the champion with a small package.. 
That did not happen 'cos the champ pulled away and kicked the challenger
in the midsection. El Hijo then hit a swinging neckbreaker and then 
climbed to the 2nd turnbuckle and leaped off with a kneedrop across the
neck of Morientes! Antonio rolled around holding his neck which drew stomps
from the champion! Magnifico then yanked the challenger up, went for the
double underhook and.. TIGER DRIVER '91! Magnifico got to his feet and
stood over the challenger and poundd on his chest and yelled taunts down
on the man from Madrid. Magnifico then went for the cover, the referee
leaped into position and.. ONE... TWO... THRE- MORIENTES GOT HIS 
SHOULDER UP IN TIME! 

The champion complained that the referee's count was too slow but the
ref maintained it was only two. Magnifico looked down at Morientes and
taunted him some more then SCRAPED his boot across the face of the challenger!
Morientes rolled towards the rope holding his face. Magnifico raced over
and put his boot against the challenger's throat and leaned down using the
ropes for leverage as he choked the challenger! Magnifico then dragged
Antonio from the ropes and pulled him up and SLAPPED the challenger upside
the head, sending the Spaniard down to the canvas! Magnifico laughed openly
at his opponent and then kicked him in the face and motioned down at the
challenger as if he was nothing! El Hijo then pulled the challenger up
to his feet and shoved him into a corner. Magnifico grabbed Morientes by
his hair and rubbed his face against the turnbuckles! Taunts and laughter
ensued from the champion as he did his best to humiliate the challenger.
Magnifico slapped Morientes on the back of his head then dragged his
opponent out onto the apron. The son of El Magnifico began to set up
for a powerbomb on the apron, laughing all the while. He tried to lift
Morientes up but.. the Madridista struggled back down and... STOOD UP AND
BACK BODY DROPPED MAGNIFICO OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!

Morientes collapsed to his knees on the apron and rested against the
ropes, trying to recover from all the punishment he had taken. Magnifico
grabbed his back as he pulled himself to his feet outside the ring. He
looked ENRAGED at the challenger and scrambled onto the ring apron and
pulled Morientes to his feet. Magnifico reared back to PUNCH the challenger
but Antonio BLOCKED the punch and SMACKED Magnifico's chest with a HARD
KNIFE EDGE CHOP! Magnifico tumbled over the ropes to back inside the
ring, Morientes climbed in following after the champion. Magnifico scrambled
to his feet only to get caught with another knife edge chop from the
challenger and then... MACHINE GUN STYLE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST!
Some in the crowd CHEERED as the challenger fought back but most
BOOED LIKE NO TOMORROW! Magnifico grabbed his chest and stumbled into
the ropes only to be scooped up by Morientes and slammed down onto the
canvas. Antonio then leaned against the ropes and watched his opponent.
As Magnifico got to his knees Morientes sprinted off the ropes, charging..
yelling.. GOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.... ST. RAUL RUNNING KICK TO
MAGNIFICO! 

The champion rolled around holding his midsection from the HARD kick! 
Morientes then pulled the champion up to his feet, hooked him from behind
and... GERMAN SUPLEX! But Antonio held onto his opponent, rolled up to
their feet, hooked both arms and... TIGER SUPLEX! But Morientes STILL
held on, rolled up to their feet, transitioned to a half nelson hold and..
HALF NELSON SUPLEX! THE SUPLEXO TRIO!!! The crowd was STUNNED! Morientes
went for the cover, the referee with a sad expression now on his face
got in position for the count and.. ONE... TWO... TH- MAGNIFICO KICKED OUT!
The crowd ROARED in joy! "MAGNIFICO" chants and "VIVA MEXICO" chants filled
the arena! Morientes nodded his head and got to his feet and watched the
champion. When Magnifico got his feet Morientes sprung forward... HOLY
MOLY RAVIOLI! ST. AMURO BURNING LARIAT!! The lariat was SO HARD it sent
the champion flying through the ropes and to the floor outside! The crowd
was REALLY stunned now! They feared the worst! Morientes himself looked
concerned and he went out of the ring after his opponent and checked on
him. Magnifico seemed out of it and Morientes called the referee over to
check on him. The referee checked and told Morientes to either drag 
Magnifico back into the ring and pin him or leave him outside the ring
to be counted out! Antonio looked conflicted on what was the right thing
to do. He then pulled the champion up and rolled him back into the ring
and checked to see if his opponent was alright. Magnifico stirred then
grabbed a handful of Morientes' face and raked the challenger's face!

Morientes rolled away holding his face while Magnifico laid on the 
canvas catching his breath and trying to recover from the INCREDIBLE
lariat he had tooken! Morientes got to his feet, rubbing his eyes then
headed back over towards the champion and shook his head then pulled
the champ up to his feet, cocked his arm back and.. SHORT RANGE ST.
AMURO BURNING LARIAT.. MAGNIFICO DUCKED! Morientes stumbled into the
ropes from the force of his missed lariat then spun around only to
get POKED IN THE EYES! Antonio held his face and then took a boot to
the midsection which doubled him over. Magnifico put a standing headscissors
on the challenger, yanked him up in the air and.. RUNNING LIGER BOMB!
The crowd was alive! Magnifico laid back and was still feeling the
effects of that Burning Lariat from earlier. After a bit he went for
the cover, the ref got in position and... ONE.... TWO.... TH- MORIENTES
GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Magnifico slapped the mat in frustration then
got to his feet, shook the cobwebs from his head, pulled Morientes to
his feet.. Only to be caught off guard with a chop to the chest!
Magnifico staggered back holding his chest while Antonio got to his
feet. The man from Madrid rushed forward.. ST. AMURO BURNING LARIA-
Magnifico ducked the lariat and BACK BODYDROPPED MORIENTES OVER THE
ROPES! But Antonio landed on the apron and when Magnifico spun around
he got a shoulder thrust to the midsection doubling the champion
over! Morientes then grabbed the top rope and leaped over into... A
SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP! The referee leaped into position.. ONE...
TWO... THRE- MAGNIFICO KICKED OUT JUST IN TIME!

The crowd EXPLODED into "MAGNIFICO" and "VIVA MEXICO" chants! Morientes
got his feet while Magnifico struggled to his. The challenger tried to
leap onto Magnifico's back from behind and got onto his opponent's shoulders
and tried to pitch forward for a VICTORY ROLL UP... But Magnifico tossed
Morientes off his shoulders and face first down onto the canvas! The
champion then leaped upon the challenger's back and applied... THE MAGNIFICO
CLUTCH! THE CROWD LOST IT! THEY WENT FREAKING INSANE! Magnifico had his
Father's famous Camel Clutch hold on the challenger! Morientes grit his
teeth and TREMBLED from the pain of the hold but would not cry out! The
champion pulled back harder, seemingly determined to end this right here
with his biggest weapon! The referee asked Morientes if he wanted to give
up but the young man from Madrid shook his head "NO". The crowd chanted
at a DEAFENING decible level "VIVA MEXICO" and "MAGNIFICO" over and over!
The champion pulled back harder and harder! The pain was IMMENSE and
Morientes was doing all he could not to cry out from the incredible suffering
he was going through! But after some time in the hold the man from Spain
could take no more and the champion of HUGE tapped out to the Magnifico
Clutch!
2a: Magnifico

Winner: El Hijo de Magnifico

The crowd LOST ALL THEIR MARBLES! El Hijo de Magnifico had defeated the
challenger from Spain and had done it in two straight falls as he had
promised! Morientes laid on the canvas, suffering and struggling to 
catch his breath after spending so much time in the incredible Magnifico
Clutch. Magnifico grabbed his ASLL Heavyweight Championship belt and
a flag of Mexico and stood on the 2nd turnbuckles and struck his royalty
pose with them! THE PLACE LOST IT! Magnifico soaked in the cheers while
also LAUGHING at the fans, knowing he would not give them the satisfaction
or joy of high fiving them or embracing any of them. Antonio struggled to
his feet and then approached Magnifico. He offered another handshake to
the champion but Magnifico looked at Morientes hand, then LAUGHED at
the defeated challenger and held the title belt and the Mexican flag high
in the air in the face of the man from Spain. Antonio hung his head sadly
and climbed out of the ring and walked to the back while Magnifico gloated
in all his victory!
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DH: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA RUDO!

JI: An amazing victory for our Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico,
but what a horrible display of sportsmanship!

DH: SCREW all that sportsmanship stuff, Jose! OUR hero! OUR country defeated
those European dogs tonight! On OUR independence day, Magnifico stood up for
OUR country and OUR blood and showed that Spanish scum the door! VIVA MEXICO!
VIVA RUDO!

JI: Such incredible and blind hate for such silly reasons but whatever..
El Hijo de Magnifico has won the match and this crowd is ELECTRIC with joy
and celebration! We want to thank everyone for tuning in for our Mexican
Independence Day special! We hope to see everyone in the future for more
All Star Lucha Libre LuchaMania TV!

DH: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA RUDO!

JI: Adios!

Crowd: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO!
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