ASLL LuchaMania TV - July 8th 2011

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[Scene opens to a red banner with a "ASLL" logo on it. Standing in front of
the banner is a Mexican man wearing a black mask with cherry colored eye visors
and cherry colored "SCII" on the forehead. He has black tights with cherry colored
boots and has a cherry colored hooded cape on. PVW fans MARK OUT because it's
Senor Cloak Dos!]

SCD: Hola, amigos! My name is Senor Cloak Dos. I wrestle in Phoenix Valley
Wrestling and I was asked to introduce this debut broadcast of All Star
Lucha Libre here in the United States. All Star Lucha Libre has been growing
in size and influence in Mexico and have now signed some of the biggest names
in all of Lucha Libre as it prepares to launch itself as the premiere lucha
libre orginization in the world! All Star Lucha Libre will now also begin
promoting shows in not only Mexico but also in parts of the United States as
well and who knows.. Maybe other countries in time! 

[Cloak holds up a finger.]

SCD: But the biggest news.. Tonight.. In the debut episode of All Star Lucha
Libre's LuchaMania TV here in the United States.. A Heavyweight Champion will
be crowned! ASLL will have a match to decide it's very first heavyweight
champion. The tecnico will be El Nieto de Valiente.. The Grandson of the
great luchadore El Valiente. His opponent.. El Hijo de Magnifico! The son
of El Magnifico, the GREATEST luchadore of all time! Who, sadly, is the 
rudo. 

[Dos shakes his head sadly but then perks up and flashes a thumbs up.]

SCD: It is going to be an exciting show! So please enjoy the debut episode
of LuchaMania TV and to my little amigos around the world... VIVA! VAMANOS!
ARRIBA!

[Scene fades to the show opening..]
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All Star Lucha Libre Presents...

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[Taped @ Arena Mexico]
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[We scan over the packed crowd at Arena Mexico and then we cut to the announce
table where we see two Mexican men. One is taller and has curly black hair and
is wearing a black tuxedo and he looks very familiar.. In fact we recognize
him as Jose Ignacio, formerly of FFN's Critics Corner and more famously the
ring announcer at the Charles Linnenbringer Memorial Cup shows. Next to him
is a shorter and chubbier man. He has short black hair, a thin mustache and
is wearing an ugly brown suit with a crazy multicolored tie.]

JI: Hola! I am Jose Ignacio and this is my broadcasting colleague, Diego
Hernandez!

DH: Si! I am Diego Hernandez, the older brother of that great referee Pete
Hernandez who is laying down the law in Phoenix Valley Wrestling. 

JI: Sure.. We are proud to bring to you the best in Lucha Libre and Diego..
It is INCREDIBLE the talent that All Star Lucha Libre has managed to sign
recently!

DH: Si, si, Jose! The top luchadore in all of the world is finally here!

JI: El Hijo de Magnifico, the son of the most famous Luchadore of all time,
El Magnifico, is here and will be facing El Nieto de Valiente to decide
the first ever ASLL Heavyweight Champion!

DH: It will be no contest for El Hijo de Magnifico, Jose! The man was the
last 4L World Heavyweight Champion there was, then he went on to be the
King of Kings World Heavyweight Champion in Kings of Wrestling and now he
is BACK in Mexico, his home country, and will once again rule the world
of Lucha Libre!

JI: He will have to go through an amazing opponent, the Grandson of El Valiente,
to do it. Also tonight we will see Asesino Loco & Grinning Death, better known
as the tag team Death Dealers, in action.

DH: Former Origami Lucha Libre tag team champions as well as part of a OLL
Trios Champion team but Jose, do not forget that Maria Juarez, who is so
muy caliente, will have words with our tag team champions, the greatest team
in the world, Los Corazones!

JI: Si, the lovely Maria Juarez will have an interview with them in her
Maria Gets the Scoop segment but first up is a tecnico veteran.. Mascara de
Oro! 

DH: Boo! He's boring and a familiar opponent will come soon to end his
career!

JI: Let us hear from Mascara de Oro!
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Tecnico Speak!
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Mascara de Oro: I have been around a very long time, friends. As a young luchadore
I made my debut in 1992. Next year I will have been in this business for TWENTY
years! In all that time I have held championships all over Mexico, in Texas
and I even held a small belt in England for a brief time. I have always been
a tecnico and I will be tecnico til the day I die. The only other thing that
has been constant in my career is my battles against Robot King. He has been
fighting nearly as long as me and we have always done battle. We have fought
over titles and over pride. Robot King is not my opponent tonight but I hear
that he is following me here to All Star Lucha Libre. Robot King, watch what
I do tonight and know that if you come after me.. I will be ready! 
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: Mascara de Oro
vs
Rudo: Monkey Martinez
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The man with the golden mask came out to a huge applause. His opponent, with a
monkey themed mask, jumped the veteran before the bell. Martinez threw plenty
of punches and kicks at Oro but the lucha veteran escaped the blows and began
blasting Monkey with stiff open handed chops to the chest and then took him
down and was stretching him painfully in a surfboard submission hold. Martinez
raked Oro's masked face and choked him along the ropes before trying to go
for a big body splash off the 2nd turnbuckle but the veteran rolled out of the
way! Oro hit Gutwrench suplex and then climbed to the top and leaped off with..
THE GOLDEN SENTON! That was all she wrote as the referee made the count, 1,2,3!

Winner: Mascara de Oro via Golden Senton
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JI: What a win for Mascara de Oro..

DH: Who is on borrowed time, Jose! Borrowed time! He better enjoy his victory
now while he can! Soon he will only know pain!

JI: What is going on, Diego? First you mention a familiar foe of Oro's is
coming then he himself mentions his old rival, Robot King. Is Robot King
showing up here in All Star Lucha Libre?

DH: My brother Pete...

JI: Oh God..

DH: The most fair and impartial referee in the world sent me a text
message saying that he saw the paperwork stating that next episode of
LuchaMania TV.. ROBOT KING WILL BE HERE!

JI: This will be big news if it is true..

DH: If?! You think mi hermano Pete would lie about anything?

JI: ... Moving on, next we have a very storied tag team making their
debut in All Star Lucha Libre.

DH: Former Origami Lucha Libre Tag Team Champions! Former Origami Lucha
Libre Trios Champions! The deadliest tag team around! Two mean ass heavyweights
known as the Death Dealers!

JI: Their match is coming up next but first some words from the luchadores!

DH: Viva Rudos!
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Rudos Speak!
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Asesino Loco: All of Mexico has seen that we, the Death Dealers, are the best
tag team in all of lucha libre. Since 2006 we have ruled tag team wrestling in
Mexico but lately all we hear about are these clowns, Los Corazones. Blegh!

Grinning Death: That is why we have come to All Star Lucha Libre to see what
these fools are made of and to become the undisputed best tag team anywhere
in all of Lucha Libre! All opponents should pray now because they are all
getting the same deal...

Both: Death!
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Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: La Mascara Azul & Pancho Espinosa
vs
Rudos: Death Dealers (Asesino Loco & Grinning Death)
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Asesino Loco, in his white mask with a target on it, and Grinning Death, with
his black smiling skull themed mask, hit the ring and immediately ran up to
their smaller opponents and began putting a severe beating down on them. They
singled out Espinosa and worked over his back with painful spinning backbreakers
over their knees and holding him over thier shoulders and running him into
the turnbuckles backfirst. Asesino Loco tossed Espinosa to his corner and
Azul tagged in only to eat a boot to the face and eat a spinebuster and a
suplex into the corner. Death dragged Espinosa into the ring and both Loco
and Death hit powerbombs on Azul & Espinosa and pinned them silmutaneously
for the easy win. 

Winners: Death Dealers via Stereo Powerbombs

Postmatch Loco & Death dragged Espinosa onto the ring apron and hit a Double
Assisted Crucifix Powerbomb off the apron to the floor on the poor light
heavyweight! Referees swarmed out to prevent further destruction of Epinosa
and Azul. The rudos walked off finally satisfied with the carnage they had
left behind.
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JI: Madre Dios! 

DH: It was awesome, no?

JI: No! It was not! They just brutalized their opponents with no respect
whatsoever for their well being!

DH: That is what was AWESOME about it, Jose! It was fabulous disaster!

JI: That was just out and out brutality! 

DH: Again.. AWESOME!

JI: *sighs* Well our next match should be a better display of sportsmanship!
Fernando Ramirez, the son of famous luchadore Eduardo Ramirez, will be teaming
up with his nephew, Manuel Ramirez, the grandson of Eduardo Ramirez, and the
last FFN Pro Heavyweight Champion there was, Joselito Guapo, making his debut
in Mexico by the way, will all be in action!

DH: Sounds boring to me. 

JI: Says the brother of the diving referee...

DH: Mi hermano Pete can do a mean belly flop in the swimming pool if that is
what you mean.

JI: Let's hear from Fernando, Manuelo and Joselito!

DH: Boo Tecnicos!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Fernando Ramirez: Hola, amigos! I am Fernando Ramirez, the son of Eduardo
Ramirez, one of the most famous non-masked luchadores of all time! My father
was often the tag team partner of the great El Magnifico back in the 1970's
and even into the 1980's. My brother Jose and me use to go to every show we
could to watch our father fight in the old Associacion Nacional de Lucha Libre
and Los Loco Lucha Libre, 4L! We were both destined to become luchadores like
our father but my brother Jose.. He went the path of rudo while I carry on
the tradition of tecnico that my father believed in. It makes me very happy
and proud to team up with my nephew, Manuel, tonight. I know his abuelo, mi
padre, would be very proud right now.

Manuel Ramirez: Mucho gracias, Uncle! You have always steered me in the right
way since my career began two years ago. I am excited to team up with you tonight
in this the debut of All Star Lucha Libre in the United States as well as teaming
up with Joselito Guapo! Welcome to Lucha LIbre, Joselito!

Joselito Guapo: Thank you so much. My parents were from Mexico but I was
born in southern California but it has been a dream of mine to not only be
a fighter but to one day fight in Mexico. Many thanks to All Star Lucha Libre
for letting me fulfill this dream! Let's go fight the good fight!

Together: ARRIBA!
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Trios Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Fernando Ramirez, Manuel Ramirez & Joselito Guapo
vs
Rudos: Rudy Marquez, Freddy Barbara & Radical Skater
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The three handsome luchadores arrived to much appreciation from the ladies in
the audience. The ladies were less happy when Marquez, Barbara and the masked
Radical Skater jumped the fan favorites. But their dismay was short lived as
Fernando, Manuel and Joselito had their opponents on the run with chops and
dropkicks. They sent their three opponents out of the ring and Fernando, Manuel
and Joselito made the crowd LEAP TO THEIR FEET as they hit THREE WAY STEREO
SOMERSAULT PLANCHAS! Joselito dragged in Marquez and hit three consecutive
suplexes then Manuel hit a Frog Splash to get the pin while Fernando and
Joselito took Barbara and Skater down into painful submission holds. The fans
were going wild, the handsome men had won in fantastic fashion and the female
fans loved it.

Winner: Fernando Ramirez, Manuel Ramirez & Joselito Guapo
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JI: What a fantastic win for Fernando, Manuel and Joselito! 

DH: Meh. It was OK. It did not compare with the Death Dealers decimating
their opponents.

JI: Thank goodness for that. Amigos, All Star Lucha Libre has been around
since 2009. In that time ASLL has had three championships: A Light Heavyweight
Championship, a Trios Championship, and a Tag Team Championship. Tonight..
Maria Juarez, our investigative reporter, has an interview with the All Star
Lucha Libre tag team champions, just back from their time in Phoenix Valley
Wrestling... Los Corazones! Maria, take it away!

DH: Alright! Maria!
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Maria Gets The Scoop!
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[We cut to a studio set up with a large ASLL banner and a big couch next
to a desk where a drop dead GORGEOUS Mexican woman with curves to die for in
a tight red dress sits on top of the desk with a smile on her lovely face. She
runs her hand through her long black hair then nods towards the camera.]
 
Woman: Hola! I am Maria Juarez and this my interview segment, "Maria Gets
the Scoop!"
 
[Maria winks at the viewers then flashes that smile.]
 
MJ: My guests tonight are the reigning All Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Champions!
They have held the titles since September of 2009 and have just finished doing
a run in Phoenix Valley Wrestling. Please welcome, along with their lovely
manager Emylee, Los Corazones!
 
[Maria hops off the desk, giving the fans a jiggle to remember, and out walks
two masked men, one in red, one in white. They are wearing black ASLL t-shirts
and jeans and both men have the ASLL Tag Team Championship belts over their
shoulders. Walking alongside them is a LOVELY woman dressed in a pink dress
that is not as scandalous as Maria's ridiculously tight red dress. Maria greets
both Rojo & Blanco with handshakes then gives Emylee a hug and a kiss on each
cheek and motions for them to sit down which they do. Maria sits behind her
desk and flashes a smile at her guests.]
 
MJ: Welcome to my show, "Maria Gets the Scoop!"
 
EMBC: Hola Maria. It is a pleasure to be here.

BC: Hola. 

[Rojo just nods.]
 
MJ: Well, let us get right down to it. All Star Lucha Libre is now coming
to America via this show, LuchaMania TV! In recent months you have all been
competing both here in Mexico for All Star Lucha Libre and also in the United
States for Phoenix Valley Wrestling. How do you feel about your experience
fighting in PVW?
 
RC: Disgraceful! Absolutely disgraceful Maria. 

[Blanco places his arm on the shoulder of Rojo and slowly shakes his head.]

BC: Now, now Rojo. It was not that bad of a experience.

RC: Que le están tomando el pelo? I would rather Montezuma's revenge then 
to travel back there.

BC: I must apologize for Rojo, Maria. He is still bitter over the heinous 
actions of Los Regenados. The agents and other wrestlers there were very cordial 
and I personally think it was advantageous for us to spend time in Phoenix and 
compete against a style very different their own.

[Rojo shakes his head, in obvious, disagreement with his partner.]
 
MJ: Emylee, pobrecita, you went through a very rough time in particular during
this time in PVW. How are you after all you went through?
 
[Emylee takes a deep breath before smiling widely for the camera.]

EMBC: Well Maria, I am taking it better than Rojo there. I understand that 
accidents in this business ...

RC: Accident? Accident?!? That pedazo de mierda had the opportunity to stop 
but he didn't ... he wanted to make an example ...

EMBC: ROJO! How many times must I tell you it was an accident. Accident! 

[Rojo once again shakes his head and begins to mutter under his breath.]

EMBC: I have recovered Maria and I am better than ever.

[Emylee smiles once again and winks at the camera.]
 
[Maria nods her head.]
 
MJ: Well, now you are back in Mexico and with All Star Lucha Libre. Gentlemen,
you have been the Tag Team Champions here for a long time. There are some new
tag teams coming here to ASLL and one of them, the Death Dealers, former Origami
Lucha Libre Tag Team Champions and OLL Trios Champions, have openly said that
they are coming here to challenge you. What are your thoughts about this brazen
challenge towards you?
 
BC: As champions we are used to having the proverbial target painted upon our back, 
Maria. We know everyone wants these gold belts we possess ... and well we know better 
than anyone that sometimes they only way to get what you want is to make some waves.
 
MJ: I have been told, via my sources, that in an episode of LuchaMania TV
in the future the Death Dealers will square off against a tag team that is
to debut on the next episode, to determine the number one contender's for
your titles.
 
RC: We've held these titles now for nearly two years, Maria. So be it the Death 
Dealers or this debuting team we will be ready. And I promise we will remain ASLL 
Tag Team Champions when the dust clears.
 
MJ: Well, whomever you end up facing I am sure it will be an incredible match.
Thank you so much for your time.
 
EMBC: Thank you Maria.

[Blanco and Rojo shake Maria's hand once again before leaving.]
 
MJ: This is Maria Juarez signing off. Jose & Diego, back to you!
 
[A flash of that smile and a wink sends us off.]
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DH: She winked.. AT ME!

JI: Calm down, Diego.

DH: Viva Maria! Momma Mia! 

JI: Interesting comments from the Tag Team Champions regarding their time
in PVW and about potential future challengers to their titles. I can confirm
what Maria reported.. There will be another new tag team debuting next episode
and if the rumors are true.. They are also former Origami Lucha Libre Tag Team
Champions and Trios Champions in their own rights.

DH: Oh no! Do not tell me we are having.. Monsters invading this place?!

JI: We will have to wait to see in our next episode. Amigos.. I mentioned
before that so far in the short two year history of All Star Lucha Libre
there have been only three championships.

DH: Do not list them again, Jose! They all heard you the first time.

JI: Well, we are fixing to crown the FIRST EVER All Star Lucha Libre Heavyweight
Champion!

DH: Campeon Completo!

JI: On one side will be El Nieto de Valiente, the grandson of the famous Luchadore El Valiente who
was the first man to hold both the Associacion Nacional de Lucha Libre and Los Loco Lucha Libre
Heavyweight Titles but later became jealous of El Magnifico and turned on his former friend and
ended up losing his mask to El Magnifico. On the other side is El Hijo de Magnifico, the son of
El Magnifico the greatest luchadore in lucha libre history, and one of the biggest luchadores in
his own right. The last 4L World Heavyweight Champion there was, a former Kings of Wrestling
King of Kings World Heavyweight Champion, and some say a dagger to the heart of his father
because he has been out and out rudo since the summer of 2005!

DH: He finally saw the light and look where it has gotten him! He is the greatest living luchadore
there is!

JI: It is debatable but in any event, one of these two men will make history tonight and become
the first ever All Star Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion. Right now let us hear from both men
before this important battle!
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Tecnico Speak!
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El Nieto de Valiente: Hola. I am the Grandson of the original El Valiente.
Mi Abuelo was the very first man to ever hold the ANLL Heavyweight
Championship. He was also the very first man to ever hold the Los Loco
Lucha Libre, 4L, World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, in the growth
of this great company I have the chance to follow in the footsteps of my
abuelo and become the first ASLL Heavyweight Champion. My opponent is
El Hijo de Magnifico. The son of the great El Magnifico. I know there was
bad blood between my grandfather and his father. The original Valiente did
grow jealous of El Magnifico and turned on him. But my abuelo paid the
ultimate price for his envy. He lost his mask to El Magnifico. I have worked
hard to make right the wrongs of my grandfather. I wear his mask proudly
and have hopefully redeemed a name that was besmirched. El Hijo de Magnifico..
Your father is the greatest luchadore of all times! How you must break his
heart by continuing to bring the shadow of rudo on his name and mask! I
shall continue my abuelo's legacy of becoming the first heavyweight
champion for a great company and at the same time try to bring you, the son
of the greatest luchadore of all time, back to the light by beating you!
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Rudo Speak!
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El Hijo de Magnifico: In lucha libre you have alot of sons, juniors, seconds,
thirds, grandsons.. NONE of them though.. are royalty. There is onely one true
royalty in wrestling and that is me.. The son of El Magnifico, the greatest 
fighter of all time! I was the 4L World Heavyweight Champion here in Mexico
almost a decade ago. Then 4L closed and we were sold to the Kings Of Wrestling
and I began conquering the United States. It was only a few years later I climbed
one of the highest mountains there was to climb in fighting.. I held the King of Kings
World Heavyweight Championship. No other fighter from this country has had as
much success in conquering the world as I have. Because none of them are royalty.
Only I am the son of El Magnifico and no Grandchild from that loser El Valiente
will deny me my destiny. I have longed for some time to return to Mexico to once
again conquer my homelands. Now the opportunity to hold another championship
in my country has arrived at my feet. El Nieto de Valiente.. Your abuelo
was the first to hold the ANLL version of this championship as well as the
4L World Heavyweight Championship. But my father, the greatest luchadore that
has ever lived, held both titles more times than any other fighter ever in history.
No fighter from this country comes close to holding these titles as much as my
father. These championships are my birthright! You can not stop my destiny. You
are not the son of royalty. You are the grandson of a loser. Of trash. Your
grandfather shall no doubt watch on his TV at home as I deny his family any
sort of legacy but the legacy of the only royalty in lucha libre will continue.
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Main Event!
ASLL Heavyweight Championship Decision Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnico: El Nieto de Valiente
vs
Rudo: El Hijo de Magnifico
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Before the match during the entrances the crowd had a very strange reaction.
They cheered Valiente warmly enough, but not as much as they had in his career
so far. In fact, when Magnifico came out he got the much louder and stronger
reaction. Fans were almost delirious with joy at once again seeing the son
of Magnifico in their "cathedral of lucha libre". But the man who in the first
five years of his career was as big an idol to the fans as his father was before
them, sneered through his gold & silver mask and refused to shake hands or
play to them. The crowd instead of turning on him just seemed sad. Almost
as if a parent or lover had rejected them. Valiente was angry at Magnifico
for not even attempting an appeal to the fans who were so desperately waiting
years for his return. 

Primera Caida:
Magnifico walked right up to Valiente and got in his face and laid the trash
talk on him. Valiente listened to as much as he could before he began to throw
chops at his more famous opponent. But the son of El Magnifico, a former two
time World Champion in his own career so far, fired back with much STIFFER chops
than Valiente and soon was wasting his opponent with hard elbows and a BRUTAL
European Uppercut that sent the young tecnico grandson of El Valiente to the
canvas. Magnifico choked Valiente with his boot and then the ropes which finally
made the crowd begin to boo their former idol. El Hijo de Magnifico finally
seemed a little happier now that the crowd was booing him. But Valiente fought
back and had Magnifico reeling and then a dropkick sent the two time former
World champion out of the ring. Valiente then ran off the ropes and went for
a Suicide Dive.. But Magnifico moved out of the way and Valiente crashed into
the front row! Magnifico laughed at his opponent then dragged him out of
the seats and hit a powerbomb on the floor! Magnifico climbed back into the
ring and struck the Magnifico royalty pose while Valiente struggled to get
to his knees but as hard as he tried the grandson of El Valiente could not
beat the count and was counted out, giving the 1st fall to El Hijo de
Magnifico!
1a Caida: Magnifico via Count Out

Segunda Caida:
Magnifico dragged Valiente into the ring, laughing all the way and the
2nd fall began with the grandson of the first ever ANLL and 4L Heavyweight
Champion in a bad way! Magnifico hit a spinning backbreaker, then hit a
running senton to Valiente's back and even a 2nd rope kneedrop onto Valiente's
back. Valiente seemed to be in a lot of pain and it was made worse when 
Magnifico put him over his shoulder and hit a running powerslam! El Magnifico's
son went for the count but Valiente managed to beat the count in time! Magnifico
then hit a running double foot stomp to the back and then applied a Boston
Crab hold. El Nieto de Valiente refused to give up and struggled to reach
the ropes which he finally made to the approval of the crowd. Magnifico 
laughed at the fans, saying Valiente is only delaying the inevitable, which
got a mixed reaction as some fans still can't let go of their love for
Magnifico's son. Magnifico then went for a 2nd rope senton splash but
Valiente moved out of the way! Fans jumped to their feet and Valiente seemed
fired up! He used a spinning legscissors takedown to send Magnifico out
of the ring and then Valiente ran off the ropes and hit an absolute
DRIVING Suicide Dive on Magnifico! Valiente then tossed El Hijo de
Magnifico back into the ring and climbed to the top and hit a Missile
dropkick! He tried to go for the cover but Magnifico was out at One.

Valiente hit several chops to the chest staggering the son of the greatest
luchadore ever back into a corner. Valiente put Magnifico on the top turnbuckle
and tried to go for a Superplex but his back was hurting him and he couldn't
lift Magnifico for it. Magnifico unleashed a brutal headbutt that sent 
Valiente down to inside the ring and Magnifico leaped off with a top rope
Senton.. But Valiente got the knees up! Magnifico rolled around holding
his back and the Grandson of El Valiente tried for a La Magistral roll up
but Magnifico's son quickly escaped. Valiente managed to hit a step up
enziguiri kick that sent Magnifico once again tumbling out of the ring.
Valiente then climbed to the top turnbuckle and leaped off with a high
cross body.. BUT MAGNIFICO CALMLY WALKED OUT OF THE WAY! El Nieto de
Valiente SPLAT on the hard floor! He held his stomach on the floor outside,
in lots of pain. Magnifico though climbed to the top turnbuckle and leaped
off.. DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF VALIENTE! Valiente was now in
INCREDIBLE pain and was crying out while rolling around holding his back.

El Hijo de Magnifico laughed at his opponent's pain then yanked him up
and tossed him back into the ring. Some fans were booing, some were unsure
what to do but the entire crowd leaped to their feet as El Hijo de Magnifico
applied the MAGNIFICO CLUTCH (Camel Clutch) TO VALIENTE! How long had it
been since they had seen Magnifico's father use his most famous of holds?
How long had it been since they had seen his son use it?! The love for
Magnifico and his legacy could not be denied and despite his rudo status
the fans WERE CHEERING AND CRYING FOR MAGNIFICO! El Hijo de Magnifico
laughed at them and stretched Valiente even more, taunting him with how
even as a rudo the fans still cheer him over Valiente and that Valiente's
family is one of losers. El Nieto de Valiente struggled bravely not to
give up to this hold but the pain was IMMENSE and eventually he had no
choice.. VALIENTE GAVE UP! EL HIJO DE MAGNIFICO HAD WON IN TWO STRAIGHT
FALLS!
2a Caida: Magnifico via Magnifico Clutch

Winner: El Hijo de Magnifico
[1st ASLL Heavyweight Champion]

El Hijo de Magnifico got to his feet and reached out for the belt that
was handed to him. Finally, he was a champion in Mexico once again!
El Hijo de Magnifico took the belt and climbed to the second
turnbuckle and struck the Magnifico Royalty pose! Fans cheered like
crazy, lost in the moment of seeing their former undisputed idol hold
a title in Mexico. Magnifico laughed at the fans, then made sure
Valiente saw Magnifico had the title belt. Magnifico got a microphone and
told Valiente that he hopes his Grandfather was watching as his Grandson
messed up their only legacy, of being the first ones to hold titles when
promotions started. El Nieto de Valiente buried his masked face in the
canvas, ashamed. El Hijo de Magnifico laughed and left the ring, refusing
to shake hands or embraces to the fans who cried and longed for it. Valiente
was helped to the back.
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DH: RUDO! RUDO! RUDO!

JI: *sighs* 

DH: El Hijo de Magnifico has finally put the El Valiente clan FIRMLY in it's place and denied
them what they felt was their legacy to be the first to hold every heavyweight title in Mexico.
EL MAGNIFICO ES NUMERO UNO! SUCK ON IT FAMILIA DE VALIENTE!

JI: Diego!  That is a horrible thing to say!

DH: VIVA RUDOS!

JI: *sighs* El Hijo de Magnifico is the first ever All Star Lucha Libre heavyweight champion.
What a big event to happen on the debut of ASLL broadcast in the United States. Hopefully our
next episode will be just as exciting because...
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Next Time on LuchaMania TV...
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DH: Robot King will be here! VIVA RUDOS!

JI: All signs seem to point to Robot King appearing here on the next episode, as well as a tag team
that are also former Origami Lucha Libre Tag Team and Trios Champions.

DH: Bleh. It is going to be those monster guys. Blegh.

JI: There will be another debut in Mexico next episode, much like Joselito Guapo was tonight, and
it will be a man from Spain who apparently currently holds a championship in the United States
but the promotion is in limbo...

DH: No! Not that goody, goody!

JI: We will also see the LuchaMania debut of El Hombre Lobo!

DH: There is a stellar fighter all can be proud of, Jose!

JI: Maria has promised to have a sitdown interview with more Champions next time...

DH: It does not matter WHO she talks to as long as she is on the screen!

JI: And our main event will be a PHENOMENAL Trios match pitting the tecnico team of
Tarantula Cuatro and Los Perros Diminutos against All Star Lucha Libre Light Heavyweight
Champion Ciclon and a team from the Devil's Den stable!

DH: Devil's Den? Here next episode?!

JI: That's what we're told! Til next time, amigos, adios!

DH: RUDOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
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