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[Scene opens to outside the Arena Coliseo. There is a large crowd of lucha
libre fans gathered for the night's ASLL show. But a good bit away from the
crowd and the vendors selling masks to fans we see three Mexican boys, aged
around 12 years old, watching with sad expressions on their faces. Their
words are subtitled for us.]

Boy#1: (I can not believe we are going to miss the show.)

Boy#2: (Are you crazy? We never had the money to see it.)

BOy#3: (We just talked about going alot. That is not the same as
having the money.)

Boy#1: (This is depressing.)

Boy#2: (I bet it will be a good show.)

Boy#3: (Tarantula Four and Los Perros Diminutos taking on Ciclon and
Devil's Den is the main event tonight.)

[They all look at one another and then make an even sadder expression.]

Boys: [together] (Damnit!)

Voice: (Now, now..)

[The boys look up and are taken aback by what they see. A white man
with no shirt on, showing off his lean yet muscular build, wearing silver
gray tights with dark gray trunks over them and dark gray ring boots. And
on his head.. A silver gray donkey luchadore mask.]

Donkey Luchadore: (That is no language for young gentlemen to use.)

Boy#1: (Who are you?)

Boy#2: (Woah! I think he is a fighter!)

Boy#3: (I have never seen a donkey themed luchadore before!)

[The donkey masked man rubs his masked chin then nods his head.]

Donkey Luchadore: (Yes, I am a fighter. They call me.. Platero Mask.)

Boys: [together] (Platero Mask?!)

Platero Mask: (Yes. I have come from Moguer, Spain. I have donned the
silver mask to fight for right. To fight for justice. For all the good
people everywhere. And.. for the love of my Sweetheart.)

[The boys look at each other in confusion and amusement.]

Boy#1: (Your sweetheart?)

Platero Mask: (Yes. I fight to win her heart through bravery in battle.)

Boy#2: (Are you going to be fighting tonight?)

[Platero Mask shakes his head in a negative fashion.]

Platero Mask: (No, my debut will not be tonight. But there will be a
debut tonight at this show.)

Boy#3: (Who is making their debut?)

[Platero Mask reaches into his right wrestling boot and pulls out
three tickets.]

Platero Mask: (The three of you shall make your debuts in attending
your very first All Star Lucha Libre show!)

[Their eyes light up as he hands the tickets their way. The boys
hesitate for a moment then grab the tickets, joy in their faces.]

Platero Mask: (Enjoy the show, young friends. And be sure to go to
future shows for when I make my debu-)

[But before he finishes the three young boys have jumped to their
feet and run off to join the crowd in front of Arena Coliseo. Platero
Mask looks in the direction they ran off in then he turns towards the
camera.. Addressing us directly.]

Platero Mask: (Well, I may not be making my debut tonight but soon the
silver haired fighter from Moguer, Spain will step into the ASLL ring
for all of you. But tonight.. There will be a great trios battle in
the main event! It shall be FANTASTICO! Be sure to stay tuned for it and to
always fight the good fight!)

[Platero Mask bows as the scene fades.]
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[Taped @ Arena Coliseo]
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[We cut to the packed Arena Coliseo, another famous venue of Mexico City, and
then we go to the announce table where Jose Ignacio, in a dark blue suit with
a gray tie, and Diego Hernandez, in a tan suit with a bright pink tie, are
smiling at the camera.]

JI: Hola! I'm Jose Ignacio and this is my commentating partner, Diego Hernandez!

DH: The handsome older brother of that incredible referee of virtue and honesty,
Pete Hernandez!'

JI: Welcome to All Star Lucha Libre's...

Together: LUCHA MANIA!

[Both men look surprised and pleased with how well that worked.]

DH: Our second episode, Jose!

JI: Si, Diego! Last time we saw El Hijo de Magnifico defeat El Nieto de
Valiente in a Championship decision match to become the first ever All
Star Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!

DH: What a great night it was for rudos everywhere!

JI: Tonight we have quite a show lined up to follow that. Our main event
will see tecnico sensation Tarantula Cuatro teaming up with Los Perros
Diminutos, who have been gone from North America for several years now, 
taking on one of the premiere light heavyweight rudos in Mexico, Ciclon,
who teams up with two members of the rudo stable, Devil's Den!

DH: And before the main event I have it on good authority we will see the
rest of Devil's Den in action! DEVIL'S DEN ARE HERE IN ALL STAR LUCHA
LIBRE! RUDO RUDO RUDO!

JI: Speaking of big names, former Origami Lucha Libre Tag Team & Trios champions..
All Monster Attack will be debuting tonight and they will face Death Dealers,
also former OLL Tag Team & Trios Champions, on the next episode to determine
the number one contenders to the All Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Championships!

DH: I knew those monster goofs were coming! Bah! No matter what they show
tonight, they will fall next time to the Death Dealers!

JI: There will be another debut tonight, in All Star Lucha Libre, for a man
from Madrid, Spain who is the Champion of HUGE!

DH: Do not hype up that goody goody! What is with this invasion from Spain,
Jose? We start off the show with a donkey man from some small village in 
Spain and now that.. that...

JI: Antonio Morientes...

DH: Yes! Him, he is here?! The pride of our country, Mexico, is at stake
here Jose!

JI: All fighters from all places are welcome here, Diego...

DH: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA RUDO!

JI: *sighs* Anyways, Maria Juarez will be here again and she promises to
have champions again tonight!

DH: It does not matter who is on her show as long as SHE is there! MARIA
MUY CALIENTE!

JI: First up though is the debut in ASLL of a veteran luchadore who has
held numerous titles around Mexico and has had a long nearly 18 year feud
and rivalry against the famous tecnico Mascara de Oro, who debuted last
time. 

DH: Bow down, Jose, ROBOT KING ES AQUI!
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Rudo Speak!
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Robot King: For my many years as king of the robot luchadores I have always
done battle with Mascara de Oro. That pesky human has stood in my way for
nearly two decades! Now in the arena that is All Star Lucha Libre we are set to
battle yet again, just like we have fought in nearly every part of Mexico and
even into Texas at some point or another. I have come here just for this
purpose. Tonight I will make an example out of my opponent to give the human
with the golden mask a glimpse of what he shall face again. The robots will
conquer the humans, resistance is futile.
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: The Booger
vs
Rudo: Robot King
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The Booger, a luchadore dressed all in green with a green mask, had fans laughing
as he came out pointing to fans noses and proclaiming "that was where I come
from" but the laughter ended when the robotic sounds of Kraftwerk filled the
arena and out came Robot King, a luchadore dressed like a purple and blue robot
with a gold crown on his masked head. Robot King did his weird herky jerky robot
march to the ring. And the rudo got off to a quick start kicking the Booger in
the gut as he went for a handshake and then hitting numerous stomps and knee
drops on the Booger's neck. Robot King then cranked on Booger's head and neck
and kept yelling at him "Resistance is futile" over and over. After working
over Booger's neck some more the rudo veteran went for a standing elbow drop
but the Booger moved out of the way! The green luchadore ran up the turnbuckles
and tried to hit a high crossbody press but Robot King hit his Rock 'Em Sock
'Em punch combo knocking the Booger out of the air! A double underhook later
and Robot King hit his version of the Tiger Driver '91 aka The Robot Driver and
the robots had yet another victory over the humans!

Winner: Robot King via Robot Driver
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DH: The robots are taking over, Jose! Will you become obsolete when they do?

JI: ... If I become obsolete I imagine will you.

DH: Que? No way, man! They need us rudo supporters to call their matches!

JI: An impressive win for Robot King in his debut here in All Star Lucha
Libre and it seems both he and Mascara de Oro are headed to a future
confrontation of some sorts. 

DH: Maybe Robot King finally rids us of that golden masked buffoon, Oro!

JI: We will have to see how it plays out but next is the debut of a famous
tag team here in Mexico, All Monster Attack! 

DH: Where is there leader, Sasquatch Zero?

JI: The heavyweight, Sasquatch Zero, has not made his way to All Star
Lucha Libre yet but he could be here in the near future. But this duo, Lizard
Man Wild and Terror Bird Magma, have been tag team champions and trios champions
in Origami Lucha Libre and now they're here at All Star Lucha Libre!

DH: Until the Death Dealers squash them next time.

JI: Let us hear from this duo before their match!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Lizard Man Wild: I have been chased through the woods of Southeast Texas by
cameras and police men and I found my way to Mexico where I met Bigfoot himself..
Sasquatch Zero! Maestro Sasquatch took me under his tutelage and then a 
fiery bird dropped from the sky!

Terror Bird Magma: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

LMW: And All Monster Attack came together! In our time together we have held
the Origami Lucha Libre Trios Championship and more famously the OLL Tag
Team Championships. My bird partner and me held those tag team belts and
had many epic battles against two large but mean luchadores.. The Death
Dealers.. Who just last episode came here to All Star Lucha Libre claiming
to be the best tag team in lucha libre and wanting to challenge the ASLL
Tag Team Champions, Los Corazones. 

TBM: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

LMW: Si, mi amigo! We have come to All Star Lucha Libre to give Death Dealers
another test. Tonight we shall show what we're made of and we lay out a 
challenge to Asesino Loco and Grinning Death.. Face us next show in a tag
team match with the winner getting to challenge Los Corazones for the right
to call themselves the best Tag Team in lucha libre. Death Dealers, give
us an answer and amigos out there.. The All Monster Attack is here in 
All Star Lucha Libre and looking forward to showing our lucha libre de 
monstruoso for all of you! 

TBM: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: All Monster Attack (Lizard Man Wild & Terror Bird Magma)
vs
Rudos: Radical Skater & Monkey Martinez
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The crowd went wild for the much loved tecnico duo of All Monster Attack and
their cryptozoid gimmicks. Lizard Man Wild started off against Radical Skater
and was taking him down with various wrestling takedowns and beginning to apply
numerous submissions, Wild's speciality. Monkey Martinez ran in to attack Lizard
Man Wild to break it up which allowed the Radical masked skater dude to roll
out of the ring. Martinez soon found himself being tied up in knots and stretched
and in alot of trouble. The mohawked masked skater ran in to save his partner
only to eat a missile dropkick from Terror Bird Magma! Magma sent the skater
out of the ring then ran off the ropes and made the crowd LEAP to their feet
from a handspring back somersault corkscrew plancha on Skater on the outside!
Monkey Martinez tried to go help his team mate but he was taken down into a
Fujiwara Arm Bar by Lizard Man Wild and quickly tapped out! Magma tossed Skater
back into the ring and went to the turnbuckles. Wild scooped up Radical and
slammed him down and Terror Bird Magma leaped off with a SENSATIONAL Tequila
Sunrise splash off the top to get the pin on Skater and put the opponents away!

Winners: All Monster Attack

Postmatch the two light heavyweight masked tecnicos celebrated when out from
the back came the heavyweight masked rudo duo of the Death Dealers. The Death
Dealers got a microphone and told AMA that they would meet them on the next
show and give them the same deal they always have... Death! Lizard Man Wild
replied that they'll be there and the crowd cheered as the big number one
contender's match for next week was made official.
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JI: This is incredible! We've known about this for some time but now it is
officially official! All Monster Attack versus Death Dealers for the number
one contendership for the All Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Championships!

DH: Ha! It will be an easy win for Death Dealers who will then go on to 
CRUSH Los Corazones and rid ASLL of their lameness!

JI: It will be a HUGE epic battle when those two teams meet next week. The
winners to face the tag team champions..

DH: Enough about that, Jose. Devil's Den! Devil's Den are here!

JI: Indeed, the rudo stable led by former 4L World Heavyeight Champion and
KOW star, The Masked Diablo, is here and in two matches tonight. Including the
next match.

DH: Which is why we need to get to their comments! RUDO RUDO RUDO!
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Rudos Speak!
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The Masked Diablo: I have returned to Mexico, to lucha libre, where my reign
of terror and evil all began! At one time I ruled these lands as the 4L World
Heavyweight Champion.. Until I lost my championship to El Hijo de Magnifico..
But have I not had the last laugh? Magnifico went from being the undisputed
hero for all of Mexico to now.. Heh.. Heh.. He has become maybe the strongest
fighter in the lucha libre world through the power of EVIL! BWAHAHAHA! Evil
RULES the world and I, the maestro of evil, have assembled the most powerful
force in lucha libre.. The Devil's Den! I team up with my nephew, Diablo
Marquez, tonight. Nephew.. I am very proud of you.

Diablo Marquez: BWAHAHAHA! Mucho Gracias, Uncle! I did my best to show the
world in FFN Pro the powers of your evil teachings!

TMD: You did well, my nephew! You even won a championship there. But now
we must focus on conquering lucha libre here, where it all began.

DM: Si, Uncle. We shall! The Devil's Den begins by making an example of
some poor foes in a moment and later tonight.. A test for two of our 
new students who will represent Devil's Den in the main event.

TMD: Watch out, All Star Lucha Libre, the Devil's Den begins it's takeover..
Tonight!
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Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: La Mascara Azul & Thiago Alvarez
vs
Rudos: Devil's Den (The Masked Diablo & Diablo Marquez)
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The crowd was excited to see the return to Mexico of The Masked Diablo, a masked
rudo who had two famous title reigns as the Los Loco Lucha Libre, 4L, World
Heavyweight Champion basically a decade ago. Now back with his nephew and
their Devil's Den stable. The rudo duo climbed into the ring and looked over
at their opponents and then rushed them and decked Azul and Alvarez with 
big forearm smashes! Diablo dragged Azul out of the ring and rammed him into
the ring post. Marquez pulled up Alvarez and began choking him on the bottom
ropes while the referee put a count on him. Diablo continued to ram Azul into
anything, the ring apron, the announce table, the steps... Anything! His nephew
meanwhile was stomping away on Alvarez and punishing the unmasked fighter
with knees to the neck and back. Diablo tossed Azul back into the ring and
rolled in while motioning to his nephew. Diablo Marquez climbed up the turnbuckles
and as his uncle yanked Azul up in a powerbomb Marquez leaped off the top and
grabbed ahold of Azul's head and helped drive the Powerbomb down with big
impact! Diablo covered the poor blue masked luchadore for the easy pin. Marquez
then yanked up Alvarez and spiked him with a Diablo Driver and pinned him.
Devil's Den had brutalized their opponents in their debut match!

Winners: Devil's Den
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DH: Fantastico! Incredible! What an amazing display! Praise our new Rudo
leaders, Jose! Praise them!

JI: Devil's Den totally overpowered their opponents tonight and made a big
impression but they did it all in a very unsportsmanlike way.

DH: Pssh! RUDO POWER!

JI: Well, up next is a man who has no "rudo power" in him. He is a competitor
from Madrid, Spain who is, as of this airing, the champion of a small wrestling
orginization centered around a bar. 

DH: No! We should not allow this man to be in our ring!

JI: Why, Diego?

DH: He is not Mexican! He is Spanish! European!

JI: We have all kinds of fighters who are not Mexican..

DH: Most of our competitors are Mexican and/or from the Americas.. You are
welcoming a European invader! Are you not Mexican, Jose? Do you not have Azteca
blood in your veins?!

JI: I welcome fighters from all over the world, Diego. Especially one as good
of heart as Antonio Morientes. Let's hear from him.

DH: Boo! Go away invader! BOO!
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Tecnico Speak! 
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Antonio Morientes: Hola, good people here in Mexico and the good people
watching at home. My name is Antonio Morientes. I come from Madrid, Spain
and have been a pro wrestler since 2008. At first I fought in my homecountry
but then had an opportunity to fight in the United States of America for
a company called HUGE. After a long while, and many delays, I became the
Champion of HUGE and despite being from across the sea, I had earned support
from the fans at the Hellfire establishment. As things continue to move
slowly at the Hellfire I recieved an offer to fight here in Mexico for All
Star Lucha Libre. I am very honored and grateful for this opportunity and
I hope that I can give a good fight. Mucho gracias for giving me the chance
to fight for all of you here and remember that all things come from God so
we must give our ultimate thanks and gratitude to the Lord. Gracias, again,
and let us have a good fight where no one is injured.
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: Antonio Morientes
vs
Rudo: Rudy Marquez
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El Campeon de HUGE, Antonio Morientes, made his way to the ring in his white
boxing robe with purple trim. He smiled and gave high fives to fans on his way
to the ring and then did a little prayer before climbing into the ring and
going to his corner, pumping one arm into the air. Rudy Marquez, his opponent,
put the trash talk on Morientes, all in Spanish. Morientes did not respond to
the trash talk and only took off his robe and waited for the match to start.
As the match began, dressed in his white tights with purple stripes down the
side and yellow ring boots, Morientes offered a handshake to Rudy, despite
Rudy's trash talking. Rudy looked at Morientes hand with disgust and then
SLAPPED Antonio upside his head. Morientes looked sad but nodded his head
and the two men circled each other. They locked up but Marquez immediately
raked Morientes' eye and began punching away at the Spaniard. Rudy dragged
Morientes' face across the top rope and then sent the heavyweight down and
began stomping away on the HUGE champion. Morientes tripped Rudy, taking
him down and put a side headlock on the rudo. Marquez grabbed Antonio by
his hair and broke the hold and sent Morientes into a corner. Rudy trash
talked Morientes some more than charged with a big leaping body splash but
Morientes moved out of the way! The Madridista hit several knife edge chops
on Marquez, making the rudo grab his chest in pain. Morientes hooked him
from behind and hit a German suplex, held on, rolled up and hit a Tiger
Suplex, held on, rolled up and then hit a Half Nelson Suplex.. THE SUPLEXO
TRIO COMBINATION! Rudy was out of it and Morientes went for the pin which
he got!

Winner: Antonio Morientes

Postmatch Morientes helped revive Marquez and checked to see if he was OK.
Once he was satisfied that Rudy was ok, Morientes shook Rudy's hand and then
went to the back, giving hand shakes and high fives on his way.
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JI: What incredible sportsmanship from Antonio Morientes here in his debut when
he totally did not need to after the horrible behavior of Rudy Marquez.

DH: Traitor, do not praise Morientes!

JI: Traitor?!

DH: Si! He's a European invader! He should not be sullying our Mexican rings
with his.. Euro-ness! 

JI: I think you are taking this too far, Diego. But in any event.. I think
we have something that will make you much happier. 

DH: Maria?!

JI: Maria Juarez is up next and she has promised to have some more champions
with her! Last time she had the ASLL Tag Team Champions.. Who will be there
this time?

DH: WHo cares.. MARIA MUY CALIENTE! YO QUIERO MARIA!!

JI: *sighs* Let's go to Maria Gets The Scoop!
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Maria Gets the Scoop!
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[We cut to the studio where the oh so sexy Maria Juarez, tonight dressed in 
tight dark blue jeans, a black tank top with a denim jacket over it that is
covered in sparkly sequins. The most amazing thing is maybe that smile, oh
Maria, that big smile melting the hearts and minds of fans everywhere.]

MJ: Hola! It's me, Maria Juarez, back once again with.. Maria Gets the Scoop!

*WINK*

MJ: Last time I spoke with the All Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Champions, Los
Corazones, as well as their manager, the lovely Emylee. Tonight I have more
campeones joining me! They are the All Star Lucha Libre Trios Champions!
Please welcome El Hijo de Green Ghost, Negro Arachnid III and Payaso Diablo Five!

[Three large men walk out onto the studio set. One is wearing a green mask
that has a kind of ghost face design. Another is wearing a black mask with a
spider design on it. The third man is dressed like a clown with white facepaint,
garish make up and red afro wig with devil horns and he is OUT OF THIS WORLD
CREEPY LOOKING! Maria shakes the son of Green Ghost's hand and Negro Arachnid
III's hand without problem but her smile is barely staying on her face as she
shivers and puts out her hand towards the demonic clown. The clown flashes an
evil smile and shakes her hand. She quickly moves away as she motions for them
to sit down which they all do. Maria gets behind her desk and puts on a brave
smile.]

MJ: Thank you for being on my show, gentlemen!

HdGG: Maria, after we saw those Los Corazones losers on here last time, we
HAD to be on your show to show the people what TRUE luchadore champions look
like!

NA3: Si, Maria. The people need to see what real warriors are like. And there
are no truer warriors than us around. That is why we have held on to these
Trios championships for almost a year now.

PDV: ...

[Maria looks nervous as the clown looks like he is ready to say something
but moments pass and he says nothing.]

MJ: ... Well there are three men..

[Suddenly Payao Diablo V jumps to his feet and runs up to the camera and
flashes his INSANELY SCARY CLOWN SMILE at you the viewer!]

PDV: Ooh Hoo Hoo! Hola boys and girls! It's your friend PAYASO! Doo di Doo!
I know how much all of you just LOVE us clowns! I had a little conversation
with my boss, you know.. The big red fellow that lives down below.. He told
me to share balloons and candy with all of you by destroying some good
fellows in the ring! Ooh Hoo Hoo! We're going to have such a fun time boys
and girls! Be sure to hug your friend Payaso! Ooh Hoo Hoo!

[The clown runs back to his seat and sits down, looking satisfied with
himself. Maria looks frightened out of her beautiful mind while his partners
shake their heads then  turn to look at the host.]

MJ: ... Wel.. Ah.. Last episode, the debut episode of All Star Lucha Libre's
LuchaMania TV in the United States.. There was a trios team that scored a
very impressive win. The team of Fernando Ramirez, Manuel Ramirez and
Joselito Guapo. 

HdGG: Surely you are joking, Maria! You think that was impressive? Some
pretty boys doing some jumps and getting fluke wins over easy opponents?
Mi Padre was the former ANLL and 4L Heavyweight Champion the Green Ghost.
If he saw such a pitiful display he would turn me into a real ghost if I
let them exist for a second longer!

NA3: Mi abuelo was also a former ANLL and 4L Heavyweight Champion, and
mi Padre was a former 4L World Heavyweight Champion and if either of them
watched that pitiful display you called impressive they would trap me
in a spider web and threaten to bleed me into the great abyss if I did not
rush over and destroy those fools!

PDV: ....

MJ: ...

[Payaso smiles.. Then.. He points his flower towards himself and..]

*SQUIRT*

[He squirts himself in the face with some water then puts his hands up
in the air with a big, scary, God save me he's going to kill me, smile.]

PDV: Payaso Loves you boys and girls!

MJ: ... Ah... 

HdGG: What our team mate is trying to say, Maria.. Is we are going to
show those pretty boy fools how things are done!

MJ: Oh? How will you do that?

NA3: Next episode we will show them how to destroy opponents as we will
be in action!

MJ: Wow! You heard it here first, amigos! The All Star Lucha Libre Trios
Champions will compete on the next episode!

HdGG: As sure as you are beautiful, Maria..

MJ: Oh! Gracias!

HdGG: We are heads and toes better than those punks. 

NA3: Tune in next time, Maria and all the people watching at home, to see
how to properly destroy your opponents.

PDV: .. Oooh Hoo Hoo-

[Negro Arachnid III puts his hand over the scary clown's mouth and
shakes his head.]

HdGG: We apologize about our partner, we shall take him away.

[Maria is grateful almost to the point of tears.]

MJ: Gracias! MUCHO GRACIAS!

[Green Ghost's son and the 3rd Negro Arachnid drag their evil clown partner
away and Maria rubs her eyes then looks up and flashes a big smile.]

MJ: To repeat the big news, our Trios Champions have announced that they
are competing here next episode and are going to try and make a big impression
and prove a point towards the Ramirez family and Joselito Guapo! That's my
big scoop tonight! Mucho gracias and besos, amigos! Til next time, this is
Maria Juarez saying, adios!

*WINK*
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DH: She winked at me again! Te amo Maria! TE AMO!

JI: She was winking to all the viewers at home, Diego.

DH: No! TO ME! ONLY ME!

JI: From the beautiful Maria to the return to Mexico of El Hombre Lobo...

DH: YES! Viva Rudo!

JI: Let's hear from him now!
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Rudo Speak!
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[El Hombre Lobo wears a red, orange and black mask depicting a wolf's head, 
a striking mask thanks to the preposterously huge muttonchops sown right onto 
it, and he speaks in a gravelly, heavily accented gringo's voice.]
 
EHL: El Hombre Lobo es finalmente de vuelta en México!
 
[He menacingly nods.]
 
EHL: (Aaah yeah, you heard it _right_, cousins! I have been away far too 
long, and the Wolfman's THIRST is now _great_! El Hombre Lobo is back on 
the _prowl_, and he's looking for _fresh_ BLOOD, YEAH!)
 
[He points skywards while twirling on himself, showing all of his long-sleeved 
lupine bodysuit.]
 
EHL: (... Like the blood of a dumb little turquey named _Pavo_ PEQUEÑO, yeah!)
 
[His whispers are chilling, and his intent, even scarier.]
 
EHL: ( While that is too _little_ to satiate El Hombre Lobo, maybe it 
can serve as an appetizer, aaaaaah YEAH!)
 
[El Hombre Lobo throws down the microphone, and stomps away off screen.]
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: Pavo Pequeno
vs
Rudo: El Hombre Lobo
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The small turkey themed luchadore, Pavo Pequeno, made an acrobatic entrance
that made the crowd cheer. There was a mix of cheers and jeers though for the
masked man with muttonchops on his mask, El Hombre Lobo. Quickly as the match
started Lobo was taking Pequeno down and going after his arm with various
arm bar holds. Pequeno kept scrambling for the ropes to get out of the holds
but a hard open handed strike to the head had the tiny turkey all loppy and
then.. THE DREADED CRUZ DEL LOBO! Pequeno tapped out immediately and the
werewolf themed El Hombre Lobo was the victor!

W: El Hombre Lobo
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DH: VIVA RUDO! Did you see that Jose?!

JI: Si.

DH: He made that little turkey give up faster than you in a game of checkers!

JI: *sighs* Folks.. It is time for our main event. Tarantula Cuatro, a star
from Japan who comes from a long lineage and prestige behind the Tarantula
mask, will be teaming up with Los Perros Diminutos, a famous tag team from
Mexico who wrestled for WP-1 in the United States and then spent a long spell
in Japan for the FULL SPEED promotion. They will be taking on Ciclon, one of
the top young light heavyweights in his own right, teaming with Damien Fuego
and Jack-O of Devil's Den! Let's hear from everyone before the match!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Tarantula 4: I've come a long way to live the life of my grandfather.  This mask 
... It's tradition ... it's honor ... it's legacy.   It defines my spirit ... 
It is who I was always meant to be.  Here in ASLL I have an opportunity to 
do something that our linage has never done before.  The Web has dominated in 
Japan.  It's found success in the United States.  And now in Mexico I will make 
my family proud.  Tonight, Ciclon you take on generations of trained warriors.  
The way of the Tarantula dates back centuries.  It's not just a mask ... It's 
not just a fighting style ... It's _who_ we are.  And Ciclon you will find 
yourself tangled up in the Web!

Pugacito Fernandez: It has been a very long time since myself and my tag
team partner, Chihuahua Nunez, better known collectively as Los Perros
Diminutos have been on TV. We went to Japan and stayed there a long time
fighting as hard as we could. But now, the little dogs have returned to 
Mexico and are honored to be part of All Star Lucha Libre and to team up
with as great a fighter as Tarantula Cuatro!

Chihuahua Nunez: It has been a long time mi amigo! It has been far, far too
long since the lovely senoritas out there have gotten to see us. Now, my
Pug faced partner may be shaking his head, but pay him no mind. Only focus
on me.. The cute little chihuahua that you lovely ladies know you want to
snuggle with and kiss! I will not fight your kisses, I will welcome them!
I hope I can give you ladies a good show tonight and maybe you can give me
a show later in return! WOOF!
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Rudos Speak!
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Ciclon: Anyone can show up in a ring wearing a mask and pretend that they've
made it. More pathetic even are those who step into a ring wearing a mask
that others in their family made famous and milk the sheep for money and
notoriety. Luchadores of both examples should not be allowed to step into
a ring. Especially those milking the name of their family, like this Tarantula
Cuatro does. Nepotism might help you in the land of the rising sun, spider
man, but it does not mean anything in lucha libre. I am the epitome of 
what a luchadore should be like and tonight I will show this eight legged
fool and his friends what happens to idiots who do not belong in a lucha
libre ring! Prepare to be blown away by the epitome of lucha libre... Ciclon!

Damien Fuego: Facepaint has power. When I was in FFN Pro, along with my then
tag team partner Kabuki-X, I often espoused the power of facepaint. But there
is also power in numbers. Not long ago Diablo Marquez introduced Jack-O and 
myself to lucha legend, The Masked Diablo. The old master showed us the ways
of rudo and now.. Now I am proud to be a part of a new stable that will 
dominate the world of lucha libre.. The Devil's Den!

Jack-O: Yes, my facepainted friend. My jack-o-lantern mask along with your
facepaint and Marquez's devil mask are all in the service of the great Masked
Diablo and his Devil's Den. We shall sacrifice some dogs tonight in honor
of our new stable that will take over all of the lucha libre world.
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Main Event!
Trios Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnicos: Tarantula 4 [c] & Los Perros Diminutos (Pugacito Fernandez &
Chihuahua Nunez)
vs
Rudos: Ciclon [c] & Devil's Den (Damien Fuego & Jack-O)
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Primera Caida:
At the start of the fall the rudos jumped Tarantula Four and Los Perros
Diminutos as they huddled in their corner. Damien Fuego and Jack-O tossed
Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez out of the ring and were ramming them
into the ring posts and into chairs. In the ring Ciclon was choking Tarantula
Four over the ropes and then went for a running dropkick only for the masked
grappler from Japan to move out of the way! Tarantula Four hit a series of
martial arts kicks on Ciclon who was in some trouble. Outside the ring Fernandez
and Nunez found a way to turn the tide on Fuego & Jack-O and had them reeling
with some brawling around the ringside area! Ciclon avoided a leaping kick
by Tarantula and watched his team mates brawling with Los Perros Diminutos
outside the ring. Then Ciclon turned around right into a LEAPING HIGH KICK
stunning the small rudo! Tarantula scrambled onto his opponent and quickly
applied his armbar/chickenwing submission hold THE WEB! Ciclon quickly tapped
out and the tecnicos had picked up the first fall via a captain's fall!
1a: Tecnicos via Captains fall (Tarantula 4 submitting Ciclon w/ The Web)

Segunda Caida:
The Devil's Den members scrambled into the ring and attacked Tarantual Four!
Fernandez & Nunez rushed in after them and a big three on three brawl opened
the 2nd fall! The referee tried to get order restored but amidst the chaos
he missed Damien Fuego handing Ciclon a pair of brass knuckles! Ciclon CLOBBERED
Tarantula Four with the brass knuckles then threw them out of the ring. Devil's
Den then once again took Los Perros Diminutos out of the ring and was brawling
with them outside the ring while Ciclon was alone with the nearly KO'd captain
of the tecnico team. Ciclon picked up the groggy masked man from Japan, hit a
spectacular Tornado DDT and then he scrambled up top and made cameras flash
wildly as he hit an INCREDIBLE Corkscrew Moonsault known as.. EL TORNADO! Ciclon
covered for the Three and now both sides were a fall a piece!
2a: Rudos via Captains fall (Ciclon pinning Tarantula 4 w/ El Tornado)

Tercera Caida:
Now Devil's Den brought their tag opponents into the ring and Damien Fuego
was going to work on Chihuahua Nunez. He worked over Nunez's back and then
Jack-O and Ciclon joined Fuego in causing more damage with triple team moves
working over one of the smallest luchadores in ASLL. Jack-O then worked over
Nunez's back and then climbed to the top and went for a body splash off the
top only to eat knees that Chihuahua raised up! Nunez quickly rolled to his
corner where Pugacito Fernandez leaped into the ring. Damien Fuego ran in
and tried to clothesline the pug dog themed masked man but Fernandez ducked and
caught Fuego with a an Enziguiri kick! Pugacito then went after Fuego's arm
with an arm hold but Ciclon and Jack-O ran in and kicked at him. This brought
Tarantula Four and Nunez back into the ring and it was three on three brawling
all over again! The Tecnicos sent the rudos out of the ring and then the
planchas began! Tarantula Four ran off the ropes, charged, leaped onto the top
rope, hopped up and spun in the air then landed on the top rope and sprung off
with a BIG Springboard Moonsault off the top wiping out Ciclon and Jack-O! 
Pugacito Fernandez then ran off the ropes and gained super speed and BLASTED
THROUGH THE ROPES LIKE A ROCKET WITH AN INCREDIBLE SUICIDE DIVE WIPING OUT 
DAMIEN FUEGO! The crowd was going NUTS! Then as Tarantula and Pugacito got
Ciclon, Fuego and Jack-O to their feet, Chihuahua Nunez climbed to the top
turnbuckle and LEAPED OFF WITH A FANTASTICO SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP
WIPING OUT ALL THREE RUDOS! The crowd was off their rocker now! Tarantula
Four dragged Ciclon into the ring and began unloading with martial arts
kicks. While Los Perros Diminutos got Jack-O to his feet, Damien Fuego
reached under the ring and found a wrench which he then ran up behind
Pugacito and BLASTED HIM over the head with the wrench! Jack-O and Fuego
then grabbed Nunez and DOUBLE RAMMED him into the ring post! The Devil's Den
members saw what was happening in the ring then grabbed chairs and rolled
into the ring. Tarantula Four didn't have time to avoid as both men
BLASTED him with the chairs at the same time! The referee warned the rudos
but the Devil's Den members paid no mind as they stomped away at Tarantula.
Ciclon grabbed one of the chairs and began choking the masked man from
Japan with it while Devil's Den pulled on Four's legs. The referee had seen
enough and called for a Disqualification!
3a: Tecnicos via Disqualification

Winners: Tecnicos

Postmatch Los Perros Diminutos groggily climbed into the ring only to get
assaulted by chair shots themselves! From the back came The Masked Diablo and
Diablo Marquez, the other members of Devil's Den. The Masked Diablo cackled
as he watched Marquez, Fuego & Jack-O work over Los Perros Diminutos! Ciclon
dragged Tarantula out of the ring and hit a BULLDOG on the floor outside! Soon
luchadores ran down to the ring to break up the melee while fans BOOED loudly
at what mayhem the rudos had wreaked!
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JI: I can not believe what we have seen here tonight! Devil's Den have been
just so incredibly offensive in their actions and what about Ciclon?! 

DH: Ciclon was MAGNIFICENT!

JI: He was disgraceful, Diego! Choking Tarantula Cuatro with that chair!

DH: Jose, that guy was using illegal kung-fu moves all match long! He was
ASKING to get decked with a chair!

JI: Folks, please excuse my broadcasting colleague and his backing of 
such horrific behavior as we've seen tonight! 

DH: Hey!

JI: Before we leave tonight we're going to take a look at our next show...
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Next Time on LuchaMania TV...
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JI: Next time we will see the All Star Lucha Libre Trios Champions, El Hijo
de Green Ghost, Negro Arachnid III and Payaso Diablo V in action.

DH: They have promised to show those lame-o's, Fernando Ramirez, Manuel
Ramirez and Joselito Guapo, how it's done and I can't wait to see them do it!

JI: We will see the debut of El Dragon here in All Star Lucha Libre next
time as well as see the ASLL Light Heavyweight Champion, Guadalupe Angel IV,
in action!

DH: I do not know anything about this El Dragon character but I know that
Guadalupe Angel IV sucks and we need to see him dethroned soon!

JI: I have heard rumblings that Maria will have the All Star Lucha Libre
Heavyweight Champion with her next time, El Hijo de Magnifico!

DH: The sexiest of sexy Maria with the greatest living luchadore?? MADRE DIOS!

JI: And the main event we will see All Monster Attack take on Death Dealers
in a tag team battle. The winner will face Los Corazones for the ASLL Tag
Team Championships!

DH: Go Death Dealers! Go Rudos!

JI: We will have all of that and much more AND.. We will be in San Angelo,
Texas!

DH: ASLL invading Texas? INCREDIBLE!

JI: Be sure to join us next time! Mucho gracias and adios!
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