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[Scene opens to an orange banner with a yellow logo for ASLL on it. Standing
in front of the banner are three light heavyweight luchadores. One of them
has a Frankenstein's monster themed mask and outfit on and carries a yard
stick. To his left is one wearing a black panther themed mask and body suit
and to his right is one with white face paint and a vampire themed outfit
on. Yes, it's El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd, El Nieto de Puma Negro and 
Vampiro Suarez.]

ePdMt3: (Class is in session! Of course I am your teacher, El Profe de
Monstruoso the 3rd, and these are my associates.. El Nieto de Puma Negro..)

eNdPN: GROWR!

ePdMt3: (And Vampiro Suarez!)

VS: (I am feeling thirsty.)

ePdMt3: (If the students misbehave you can drink one of them.)

VS: (How exciting!)

eNdPN: GROWR?!

ePdMt3: (I am sure there will be one for you to eat as well.)

eNdPN: GROWR!

ePdMt3: (Class today is about the All Star Lucha Libre Light Heavyweight
Championship. Pay attention because there will be a quiz later. Now.. On
April 9th, of 2009 there was a match to determine the first ever ASLL Light
Heavyweight Champion. It came down to Manuel Ramirez and me, your teacher.)

[Monstruoso the 3rd shakes his head and looks down at the yardstick in his
hands.]

ePdMt3: (Manuel Ramirez, the grandson of Eduardo Ramirez and the nephew of
Jose and Fernando Ramirez, was a bad, bad, bad boy and cheated to win the
match which he was allowed to do because of the rampant nepotism that this
company promotes.)

VS: (You were robbed, teacher!)

ePdMt3: (Yes, I was. History says the first ever ASLL Light Heavyweight
Champion was Manuel Ramirez but we all know who it really should have been.
But a glorious day arrived, Halloween of 2009, when my assistant here..)

[He motions to Vampiro Suarez.]

ePdMt3: (Defeated Manuel, fair and square, to become the second holder of
that belt.)

VS: (My old lost friend. *sobs* How I miss it. *sobs*)

[El Nieto de Puma Negro comforts Vampiro Suarez.]

ePdMt3: (My assistant held that belt with pride and grace only to have it
stolen from him by a man who claims to be a good Christian man, Guadalupe
Angel IV, on May 8th, of 2010. Yes, he stole the title but justice caught
up with him on October 9th, 2010 when Octavio Hernandez, the son of Elefante
Negro, took the title back fair and square.)

[El Profe looks down at his yardstick again and shakes his head.]

ePdMt3: (But ASLL likes to enable criminals and thus, on February 12th, 2011
Gaudalupe Angel IV once again stole the belt back. Yes.. Nearly one year ago
he was allowed to burglarize the ASLL Light Heavyweight Championship again.
Just weeks from one year ago. And now.. another date for all of you.)

[Puma Negro's grandson and Vampiro Suarez reach offscreen and then hold up
a little banner that says "July 8th, 2011".]

ePdMt3: (Over six months ago ASLL began broadcasting LuchaMania TV to TV
sets all over North America. And in all of that time there is one thing
that has not happened. Anyone care to say what that one thing that has
not happened in all of that time is?)

[El Profe leans forwards, waits a few moments then nods his head.]

ePdMt3: (If you said "ASLL Light Heavyweight Title Match" then you are all
correct! Guadalupe Angel IV has not defended that title in over six months
because there has never been even one title defense on this show since it
began! We have had numerous Heavyweight Title matches, Trios title matches,
Minis title matches and Tag Title Matches.. Which tonight comes yet another.
But no Light Heavyweight Title defense.)

[He shakes his head.]

ePdMt3: (Guadalupe Angel IV has been very neglect in his responsibilities
and I think it is time for the problem to be corrected. A title match should
be announced and the perfect challenger for it is the one man who should have
been holding it all this time to begin with but had it stolen from him thanks
to nepotism. Guadalupe Angle IV can not be allowed to continue his streak of
robbery.)

VS: (He has been on fire with all his thievery..)

eNdPN: (Oh no..)

ePdMt3: (Fire... BAD! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

[That did it! El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd goes into a rampage waving his
yardstick around and knocking the "July 8th, 2011" banner to the floor and
raging all over set up.]

ePdMt3: (QUIZ NOW! FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

[As his friends struggle to calm him down the scene fades to black.]
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All Star Lucha Libre Presents...

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[Taped @ Arena Aficion]
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[We cut to the packed Arena Aficion and to the announce table where Jose
Ignacio and Diego Hernandez are standing by.]

JI: Hola and welcome to All Star Lucha Libre's LuchaMania TV! I am Jose
Ignacio!

DH: And me, I am just the 10th best announcer in ALL of pro wrestling who
happens to be brothers with the BEST referee of all time, Pete Hernandez,
and cousins to the best tag team in the world, Los Primos de Hernandez,
and also cousin to Octavio Hernandez AND the one man ALONE in the entire
world that Maria Juarez winks at when she winks... DIEGO HERNANDEZ!

JI: You are boasting about coming in number ten.

DH: At least I PLACED, unlike someone I work with! 

JI: ...

DH: BWAHAHAHAHA!

JI: *sighs* Folks we have quite a show for you tonight! La Copa de Atomicos
rolls on with the semi-finals happening and Maria Juarez will have Diego's
cousins, Los Primos de Hernandez, on for a conversation and to show off 
her new studio set!

DH: My cousins are the luckiest men in the world! They get to talk with
Maria! I AM SO JEALOUS OF MY COUSINS RIGHT NOW!

JI: Yes and in our main event, for the ASLL Tag Team Championships.. PVW's
The Berserkers will defend against former OLL Tag Team and Trios Champions,
Death Dealers!

DH: Will it be under lucha libre rules? Two out of three falls? Two falls
per fall?

JI: Si. My understanding is it is indeed under lucha libre rules.

DH: YES! Those thugs will be exposed and the tag team titles will come back
to where they belong in proper lucha libre! VIVA RUDOS!

JI: Ah.. O.. K...

DH: What is HE doing here?!

[We cut to the ring where PVW's Masked Maniac is walking out to the ring carrying
a black duffle bag and some papers. He walks into the ring and goes up to the
ring announcer and hands the papers to him.]

JI: The Masked Maniac is here..

DH: The man who CHEATED Rico Caliente out of the ASLL Minis Title last time!

JI: That is not completely accurate, Diego.

DH: It is one hundred percent accurate!

JI: Well, Maniac is here and he has handed some paper to our ring announcer
who is apparently now going to make a statement..

[The ring announcer reads over the papers then nods his head towards the Masked
Maniac and then looks over at the time keeper..]

*DING*

RA: (Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall
and will have NO disqualifications and Falls Count Anywhere.. And it is a
decision match for the newly recognized INTERNATIONAL FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP!)

[POP]

JI: What?!

DH: I haven't heard anything about a new title here in ASLL.. Have you, Jose?

JI: No.. Not at all!

[Maniac happily opens the duffle bag and pulls out the saddest looking title
belt in the history of pro wrestling! It looks like a cheap plastic metal
looking plate with a crudely done painting on it that shows two men in a
collar and elbow tie up. One of the men, oddly enough, looks like a child's
drawing of Masked Maniac! There is a hole on the left and right ends of the
plate and a long sash of fabric is tied through the hole so.. Yeah.. It's
black fabric and a toy plastic metal plate which someone did children like
artwork on.]

DH: ... Que raro, no?

JI: It is indeed very strange but there is a referee coming out here and..
Monkey Martinez has now made his way to the ring and now, he and Maniac
are posing in the middle of the ring while the referee holds the title belt
between them and I guess this match will be Masked Maniac taking on Monkey
Martinez for the International Fighting Championship!

DH: ... Que?!
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International Fighting Championship Decision Match:
[One Fall, No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere Rules]
Tecnico: Masked Maniac
vs
Rudo: Monkey Martinez
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At the start of the match Maniac and Monkey went to shake hands but BOTH men
went to low blow one another as well, apparently both having the same idea of
trying to trick the other into a low blow. It only got them both a hurt shin
as their kicks ran into each other. Both men hopped around and then took to
brawling around the ring! It ended up being quite a spirited match with both
masked men laying into one another with hard shots. Eventually it spilled out
of the ring and Martinez raked Maniac's eyes and then rammed the PVW star into
a ring post. Monkey Martinez then grabbed a chair and climbed onto the ring
apron, charged and then leaped off looking to bring the chair down upon Maniac's
head.. But the Masked Bro moved out of the way and the chair hit the ring post
and then HIT MONKEY IN THE FACE! The masked rudo held his head and staggered
right into... MHK! MHK! Maniac's Karate Kid kick! Maniac went for the cover on
the floor outside and the referee dropped down to make the cover.. 1, 2, 3!
W: Masked Maniac
[1st International Fighting Champion]
-Postmatch Masked Maniac got on the microphone and in English told the crowd
that he's honored to be their International Fighting Champion and that this
title has 24/7 Rules attached to it, meaning it can be fought for at any place
and at any time and that he was looking forward to being a fighting champion!
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JI: Ah.. I don't know what to say.. Apparently Masked Maniac is the first ever
International Fighting Champion..

DH: Did he say he will defend it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?!

JI: He is the Masked Maniac! I.. Oh no.

DH: Ha ha! GIVE IT TO HIM LITTLE ONE!

JI: You can't see this folks, thank goodness, but a little boy is cursing up
a storm and giving Masked Maniac middle fingers and crotch chops..

DH: What the?!

JI: And.. Now.. Masked Maniac is totally misunderstanding and he thinks the
boy is cheering for him and is doing pelvic thrusts, aimed at the boy's mother,
and telling the kid "Thank You! We Did It!"

DH: .. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That kid is even ANGRIER than before!

JI: His rage is blinding almost! Well we have La Copa de Atomicos semi-finals
coming up so let's get to them!

DH: GIVE HIM HELL KID!
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La Copa de Atomicos Tournament Semi-Final Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Los Guapos de Tecnico (Fernando Ramirez[c], Manuel Ramirez,
Joselito Guapo & Caden Santos)
vs
Rudos: Devil's Den (Masked Diablo[c], Diablo Marquez, Damien Fuego & Jack-O)
==========================================================================
The match started off as a brawl thanks to Devil's Den jumping the tecnicos but
Fernando and his nephew Manuel beat back Masked Diablo & Diablo Marquez while
Joselito Guapo & Caden Santos took the action to Damien Fuego & Jack-O! Things
settled down and the tecnicos had a good stretch of outwrestling Devil's Den
but the rudos made a group attack and isolated the youngster, Caden Santos,
and were working him over with painful double team holds and triple team
moves! Santos hung in there and eventually escaped and the tecnicos fought
back and the match fell into 8 man brawling yet again! The scene was getting
wild and hectic and much of it was spilling to outside the ring, the referee
was trying to restore order and that was when Jose Ramirez, the older brother
of Fernando, snuck into the ring! Jose blindsided Fernando with an attack,
staggering his brother right into the arms of former 4L World Heavyweight
Champion, The Masked Diablo, and... THE DIABLO DRIVER! Jose made a quick exit,
Devil's Den now hung for dear life onto the rest of Los Guapos while the
referee saw the cover and made the 1,2,3! A captain's fall! It was over!
W: Devil's Den
[Advance to La Copa de Atomicos Final]
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La Copa de Atomicos Tournament Semi-Final Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Platero FC (Platero Mask[c], El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez &
Chihuahua Nunez)
vs
Rudos: Team Magnifico (El Hijo de Magnifico[c], El Hijo de Green Ghost,
Negro Arachnid III & Payaso Diablo V)
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With Devil's Den already in the finals this match had an ELECTRIC atmosphere
to it because everyone knew the winner would face Devil's Den in La Copa de
Atomicos final! At the start the two team captains faced off, Platero Mask
the silver donkey themed luchadore from Moguer, Spain, and El Hijo de
Magnifico, the ASLL Heavyweight Champion and son of the greatest luchadore
of all time El Magnifico! The two had a brisk wrestling exchange and to the
surprise of everyone Platero Mask was getting the better of Magnifico! Time
and time again, lock up after lock up, the donkey themed luchadore was taking
down the son of El Magnifico and gaining the upper hand! El Hijo de Magnifico
had enough and tried to turn it into a brawl but... Platero Mask got the better
of him in the brawl as well! Magnifico seemed a little spooked so he tagged out,
as did Platero Mask, and the captain's battle was off for the moment.

So then it was the ASLL Trios Champions, El Hijo de Green Ghost, Negro Arachnid III
and Payaso Diablo V, owning up on the light heavyweights, El Dragon, Pugacito
Fernandez & Chihuahua Nunez! Soon things began to look really bad for the
tecnicos and a double powerbomb on Chihuahua Nunez looked like a pin was
coming but Platero Mask was able to scramble in and save his team mate! The
rudos knocked the Platero FC captain out of the ring and began hitting 
4-way moves on Nunez & Pugacito and triple teams on El Dragon! They went for
pinfall attempts and... PLATERO MASK SAVED HIS TEAM MATES AGAIN! El Hijo
de Magnifico was REALLY agitated at this point and began brawling with Platero
Mask again but yet again.. Platero Mask got the better of it! Not only that,
he made a break for his team mates to get back into it and soon it was a
wild eight man scene! 

The ASLL Trios Champions got sent out of the ring and then the crowd LEAPED
to their feet because El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez DAZZLED
WITH A THREE WAY PLANCHA FEST! The crowd was LOSING IT! Platero Mask was
cheering on his team mates when Magnifico clipped him from behind! El HIjo
de Magnifico stomped away at Platero and then tried to set up his dreaded
MAGNIFICO CLUTCH... But Platero Mask escaped the attempt, grabbing Magnifico's
legs in the process and tripping him down and then... LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP!
The referee went for the count... UNO! DOS! TRES? TRES! CAPTAIN'S FALL!
W: Platero FC
[Advance to La Copa de Atomicos Final]
==========================================================================
[The scene is WILD because Platero Mask, El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez and
Chihuahua Nunez are embracing outside of the ring and in the crowd as fans
swarm them with smiles and embraces and deafening cheers!]

JI: IT'S INCREDIBLE! Platero FC have defeated Team Magnifico by a captain's
fall! PLATERO MASK PINNED EL HIJO DE MAGNIFICO! 

DH: He cheated! He pulled tights! He had feet on the ropes! Low Blow! There
is no way a DONKEY can pin El Hijo de Magnifico!

[In the ring El Hijo de Magnifico looks to be in a state of SHOCK. He is
sitting in the ring, staring at the canvas, his hands on his masked head.
While Platero FC celebrate with the crowd!]

JI: This is a MAJOR upset! The team pegged to win it all, the team with
the ASLL Heavyweight Champion and ASLL Trios Champions, have LOST to
Platero Mask and his friends!

DH: Something is amiss here, Jose! This can not have actually happened!

JI: It has and.. It couldn't be any better..

DH: QUE?!

JI: Because the finals are now Platero FC vs Devil's Den! The two factions
that have been battling it out for half a year will meet in the finals!

DH: Devil's Den will CRUSH this donkey and his animal friends! RUDOS WILL
BE AVENGED!

JI: This is some scene of celebration here and we hate to cut away but we
have to because it's time for...

DH: MARIA! My Maria with MY cousins! Yes go to her and away from this
atrocity of justice!

JI: Go to Maria!
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Maria Gets the Scoop!
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[Scene opens to a brand new studio set! Oh it looks nice! New backdrop,
lots of flowers, new sofa, new desk, new carpeting! Dang, they made this
new set look pretty! But even though the set looks nice it doesn't compare
to Maria Juarez! Those curves in the tight white dress, that smile, the
sparkle in her eyes!]

MJ: Hola! Welcome to our new set here on Maria Gets the Scoop!

*WINK*

[YOWZA!]

MJ: Today we are going to talk to one of the fastest rising new tag teams
here in All Star Lucha Libre! At the Year End show they scored a controversial
win over The Wyld Boys! Please welcome Julio and Tomas Hernandez, Los Primos
de Hernandez!

[In walks two well dressed Mexican men, both roughly the same size and
height, one with a mustache and short hair, the other with longer curly
hair. They walk up to Maria who gives them both hand shakes.]

MJ: Welcome to my show, Maria Gets the Scoop!

Julio (The Mustached one): Gracias, Maria!

Tomas (The non-Mustached One): Thank you for having us on your show!

[Maria motions for them to sit down on the sofa and then she sits behind
her desk.]

JH: Maria, it is so nice to meet you! You are so lovely!

TH: Muy bonita!

JH: You would make such a nice couple with our cousin, Diego!

[Panic sweeps through Maria's face.]

MJ: Ah.. Diego? 

TH: Si, Maria! Our cousin who is a commentator, the 10th best commentator
in all of pro wrestling!

JH: Do you know how many commentators there are in pro wrestling? HUNDREDS!

TH: Possibly THOUSANDS!

JH: He is TENTH! 

TH: You would both make such a lovely couple!

[Maria is nervous as heck now.]

MJ: Well, yes, that sounds.. Interesting.. But since you have mentioned your
cousin Diego..

JH: Do you want his number? We can give it to you and get you two together!

MJ: No, my question has to do with your tag team name.

TH: Oh?

MJ: Si. Both of you are brothers..

Both: Si!

MJ: But you call yourselves "Los Primos de Hernandez"!

Both: SI!

MJ: Why not Los Hermanos de Hernandez or..

JH: Maria, we are very proud of our cousins!

TH: We could not be MORE proud of them!

JH: Our cousin Diego, who would be a perfect match for you, is a great
commentator and television personality!

TH: And Diego's brother, our cousin Pete, he is the best referee..
IN ALL OF THE WORLD!

[Maria makes a face.]

JH: And we are especially proud of our cousin Octavio Hernandez!

TH: Oh, he is fantastic!

JH: He is a former ASLL Light Heavyweight Champion, Maria!

MJ: Yes but so far, Octavio has wanted to distance himself from his family.
He does not even carry on the name and mask of his father!

JH: Elefante Negro was a great man!

TH: He was a large and great man!

JH: Octavio is a light heavyweight though, he could not carry on that name,
Maria.

TH: You ask too much of our cousin!

JH: Why is being one of the best light heavyweights in lucha libre not
enough?

TH: Por que, Maria?

MJ: He is a fine wrestler. No one is asking more of him other than maybe
better sportsmanship..

JH: Better sportsmanship?

TH: There are no better sportsmen or fairer sportsmen than those that
come from the Hernandez blood line!

MJ: Well, many disagree with that. Particularly when it comes to the
both of you. 

Both: QUE?!

MJ: At the Year End show you faced off against the Wyld Boys...

JH: Oh, Maria! They were so dirty!

TH: Such dirty fighters!

MJ: .. Both of you faked being hit with chairs to get them unfairly
disqualified!

JH: There was no faking, Maria!

TH: They hit us with those chairs!

JH: Are your eyes alright?

TH: Oh, we must tell Diego! Maria's eye sight is not very good!

MJ: My eyesight is fine!

JH: She is in denial. 

TH: You will look lovely in glasses, Maria!

[Maria is now getting annoyed.]

MJ: ... My vision is perfect. Now the next show coming up will be in Arena
Mexico and is a big show because the finals of La Copa de Atomicos will be
taking place.

JH: Si, Maria. It is a big show.

MJ: I have a scoop that both of you will be fighting on the undercard of that
show!

TH: Julio, we are going to fight on the show!

JH: Fantastico! Another chance to show the world that we are the best tag
team around!

MJ: I even know who your opponents will be!

TH: Madre dios! Please tell us, Maria!

JH: Por favor! Tell us!

MJ: Your opponents will be a debuting tag team!

TH: Young luchadores like ourselves!

MJ: One of your opponents is the Heavyweight Champion of a small promotion 
from the United States!

JH: A champion!

MJ: The other is a former World Tag Team Champion and the winner of a
Golden Gauntlet tournament!

TH: Another champion!

MJ: Your opponents will be... Antonio Morientes and Al Tonka.. SPIRIT!

[Maria stands up because.. here they come! The HUGE Champion, Antonio Morientes,
and former OMGW Tag Team Champion, Al Tonka, walk onto the set. Morientes is
dressed in a white Real Madrid jersey and jeans while Tonka is wearing a brown
t-shirt and jeans. Julio and Tomas look a bit frightened!]

MJ: Gentlemen welcome to the show!

AM: Gracias, Maria. We are happy to be here for the announcement of our debut
match here in ASLL as a tag team, and we are happy to meet our opponents.

AT: We look forward to having a clean contest in our debut and proving ourselves
in the ring.

AM: We would like to shake their hands.

[Antonio & Al extend handshakes to Julio and Tomas. The Hernandez brothers 
take a big gulp, then close their eyes and nervously go to shake hands.. And
they have a handshake!]

MJ: Wow! That is a good sporstmanlike handshake!

[Julio and Tomas lean against each other, in disbelief that they somehow
survived the handshake. Antonio and Al nod their heads.]

MJ: I want to thank all of you gentlemen for coming to my show and what
a scoop! On the undercard of La Copa de Atomicos Gran Final, Los Primos
de Hernandez will face off against Spirit! Gracias everyon and til next
time!

*WINK*
==========================================================================
DH: MARIA! Take my number from my cousins! Listen to them Maria! WE WOULD MAKE
A GREAT COUPLE!

JI: *sigh* Well, what a tag team match signed for the next show, your cousins
taking on the debuting tag team of Antonio Morientes and Al Tonka, known now
collectively as Spirit!

DH: My cousins will beat them down like the foreigner dogs they are!

JI: Diego!

DH: Euro scum and a reject from a cowboy movie! BLEGH!

JI: Well we have an entirely different tag team match ahead, our main event
is next! Death Dealers challenge The Berserkers for the ASLL Tag Team
Titles! 

DH: Death Dealers will bring the titles back to lucha libre! DO NOT FAIL
US RUDOS!

JI: Let's go to the ring!
==========================================================================
Main Event:
ASLL Tag Team Championship Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnicos: (c) The Berserkers (Wolf & Doom)
vs
Rudos: Death Dealers (Asesino Loco & Grinning Death)
==========================================================================
Primera Caida:
Death Dealers tried to jump PVW stars, The Berserkers, before the first
fall started but the ASLL Tag Team Champions avoided the attack and laid
into their opponents with hard shots and the match got off to a brawling
start! The Berserkers were too much for the rudos to handle so the former
OLL Tag Team Champions escaped and regrouped on the outside. As the fall
got going again Asesino Loco poked Wolf in the eyes and tried to set him
up in their corner for a double team but Wolf fought his way out and had
both his opponents reeling! Wolf sent Asesino out of the ring and then
Doom scrambled in and both Berserkers attacked Grinning Death with hard
shots and then set him up for... GATES TO HADES.. But Loco came back in 
to break it up with a STEEL CHAIR! He attacked both Wolf & Doom with the
chair and the referee called for a DQ in the first fall!
1a: Tecnicos

Segunda Caida:
With both members of the Berserkers hurting from the chair shots the 
Death Dealers isolated Doom first and worked him over with lots of
double team moves and tried to put him away with a double flapjack bomb
but Doom managed to kick out of the pin attempt! Wolf came in to help
his partner but the rudos swarmed him and began to work him over! They
set him up for a Double Superplex off the top which got a big reaction
from the crowd! They covered.. But Wolf was able to kick out in time!
The Death Dealers were getting frustrated and Grinning Death grabbed
the referee and kept him distracted as Asesino Loco tried to set up for..
EL MARTINETE! But as he struggled to set Wolf up for the Tombstone
Piledriver... LIZARD MAN WILD AND TERROR BIRD MAGMA RAN OUT! All Monster
Attack! Months ago the Death Dealers had put Magma out of commission
with the dreaded El Martinete and now he was back and they yelled at 
Loco, who looked like he was seeing a ghost! Which was distraction
enough for Wolf to BACK BODYDROP OUT OF THE ATTEMPT!

The crowd was going NUTS! Grinning Death yelled at All Monster Attack
only to eat a clothesline from behind from Doom, sending Death over
the ropes and out of the ring! Wolf and Doom quickly ganged up on Asesino
Loco and they set him up for... GATES TO HADES! AND THEY HIT IT! The
cover... 1,2,3! Loco was pinned! Grinning Death grabbed at his mask
in frustration knowing he had to face both Berserkers by himself and
he contemplated grabbingh is partner and just walking away from the match..
But Lizard Man Wild and Terror Bird Magma grabbed him from behind and
threw him back into the ring! Death scrambled to his feet cursing and
yelling at All Monster Attack and then a tap on his shoulder told him
he should have paid more attention to the match at hand. Grinning hung
his head low, then regretfully turned around to face the MASSIVE
BEATDOWN AWAITING HIM! Wolf & Doom beat the snot out of the rudo then
set him up for.. ANOTHER GADES TO HADES! The cover, 1,2,3! IT WAS ALL
OVER!
2a: Tecnicos

Winners: The Berserkers

The Berserkers had retained the ASLL Tag Team Titles via two straight
falls! They celebrated in the ring as All Monster Attack applauded them
from outside the ring. But then LOS RUDOS DE VALENTINE HIT THE RING!
They jumped the Berserkers from behind! The idea had one problem though..
Los Rudos overlooked Lizard Man Wild and Terror Bird Magma who were
outside the ring! All Monster Attack scrambled into the ring and pulled
Los Rudos de Valentine off of the PVW stars and then The Berserkers and
All Monster Attack laid into Los Rudos and Death Dealers and threw both
rudo teams out of the ring to HUGE cheers from the crowd!
==========================================================================
JI: The Berserkers have retained her in a traditional lucha libre rules
match and thank goodness All Monster Attack was here to help out!

DH: They ruined everything! They are traitors to lucha libre!

JI: Lizard Man Wild is going for a microphone..

DH: No one wants to hear him!

JI: Yes we do!

[Lizard Man Wild has the microphone in the ring.]

LMW: (Hey! Death Dealers! You thought you could put my partner out of action
for good? Did you forget that we are MONSTERS!)

[POP]

LMW: (You can not keep a good monster down! And Los Rudos de Valentine..
We will not let you do whatever you want! No! All four of you will have to
pay for the sins you have done! You do not use El Martinete and just get
away with it! So I propse this.. At the next show.. You four against.. US
FOUR!)

[HUGE POP]

[Wolf & Doom look a bit confused but Terror Bird Magma explains what his
partner just suggested in English and they nod their heads excitedly and
invite the rudos to come in and get some more!]

JI: WOW! What a show it will be next month! The Berserkers will team up
with the returning All Monster Attack to take on Los Rudos de Valentine
and Death Dealers!

DH: That is so not a fair match!

JI: Your cousins, Los Primos de Hernandez, will face Antonio Morientes and
Al Tonka, Spirit!

DH: My cousins will OWN them!

JI: And the main event, the Finals of La Copa de Atomicos! Platero FC versus
Devil's Den! UNBELIEVABLE SHOW NEXT TIME!

DH: VIVA RUDOS! DEVIL'S DEN WILL WIN!

JI: We're out of time, thank you for watching, adios!

DH: VIVA RUDOS!

[Berserkers and All Monster Attack shake hands while Los Rudos de Valentine
and Death Dealers fume outside the ring as the scene fades.]
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