ASLL LuchaMania TV - February 17th 2012
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[Mexico City! The streets outside of Arena Mexico are PACKED with thousands of
fans waiting to get inside and enjoy the night's All Star Lucha Libre show with
the finals of La Copa de Atomicos awaiting them! As we pan through the crowd
we stop as we come to a leather jacket with a blue mask design on the back of
it and words that read "Masked Bros".]
Man: Hey ladies!
[Oh, the voice is familiar! The camera moves around and we see the man in the
jacket is indeed, PVW's MASKED MANIAC!]
MM: It's a beautiful night but.. Not as beautiful as you two!
[Yeah, he's trying to hit on two lovely looking Mexican women who only laugh.]
Woman#1: (Can you believe this guy?)
MM: I know.. It must make you nervous being near a SUPERSTAR such as myself
but ladies.. Do not be scared! For I am not just the most recognizable masked
man on the planet I am also a champion...
[Maniac opens his jacket to reveal the pathetic looking International Fighting
Championship belt around his waist. The women laugh harder now.]
Woman#2: (Oh My God! This guy is pathetic!)
MM: I can be the champion of your hearts for tonight.. So what do you say?
[The two women look at each other then break out in BIG laughter!]
MM: You like that idea, right? The two of you can share the flow of the
masked bro!
[EGADS! Maniac! EGADS!]
Woman#1: (What a loser!)
MM: So ah... Wanna' go back to my hotel and...
[Before he can finish the women get a worried look on their face and start
backing away.]
MM: Ah.. Is that.. No?
[A referee suddenly is standing to Maniac's side. The Masked Bro looks
at him.]
MM: ... UNGH!
[From behind Maniac is TACKLED to the ground by RICO CALIENTE and
EL MONITO!]
MM: WHAT THE HOO HA HOO?!
RC: (This is for costing me my shot at the ASLL Mini's Championship! That
belt should only be around a sexy waist! MINE!)
MM: Ah.. I no speakoh the Spanish-ohh.. UNGH!
[El Monito kicks Maniac in the stomach.]
EM: I shall avenge my boss, Monkey Martinez!
MM: Hey referee! Stop these two hobbit dudes..
[Oh.. Rico and El Monito look PISSED now.]
MM: We're not in a ring!
Referee: You say title defended twenty four seven! Anyplace, anywhere!
This match is ON!
[Maniac now knows what is going on and he scrambles to his feet while
the two minis try to drag him back down.]
MM: I gotta' get outta' here!
[Rico grabs ahold of Maniac's jacket but the PVW Masked Bro escapes
out of the jacket and takes off running, holding onto his title belt
for dear life.]
MM: Masked Bro's Got To Go!
EM: I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE FOR MY MASTER!
[El Monito and the referee chase after Masked Maniac and they run
offscreen. Rico stands there looking at the jacket which he then
puts on. Oh yeah. It's way too big for him but it also looks pretty
cool! Those two women come back.]
Woman#1: (Do you need a date tonight?)
Woman#2: (We can keep you company.)
[Rico nods his head and puts his newly jacketed arms around the hips
of both women and they begin to walk away but stop as they encounter
a man dressed in torn up baggy clothes with a dirty hoodie covering
his face.]
Man: (I was once a king..)
RC: Madre Dios!
[Rico steps back because he notices wires and circuit boards attached
to the man's face. You can barely see it but you can take a guess that
this is the deposed former king of all robots!]
RK: (I was once a king... Once a king... But now...)
[The man once known as Robot King stands up and waves his arms around.]
RK: (My kingdom goes without tending... But come December... Come the
last month...)
[He stares at Rico and the women then turns away and walks offscreen
where we hear him mutter..]
RK: (I was once... a king..)
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All Star Lucha Libre Presents...
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LA COPA DE ATOMICOS FINAL
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[Taped @ Arena Mexico]
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[Arena Mexico is SOLD OUT! Fans have packed the legendary arena and they are
EXCITED for this show! We cut to the announce table where Jose Ignacio and
Diego Hernandez are in their best tuxedoes and smiling!]
JI: Welcome everyone to Arena Mexico and to this very special episode of
LuchaMania TV because tonight we will witness the Gran Final of La Copa
de Atomicos! Hola, I am Jose Ignacio!
DH: And I am the brother of the world's best referee, the cousin to the best
tag team on the planet, and the ONLY man that Maria Juarez winks at.. Diego
Hernandez!
JI: Your cousins will be in action tonight, Diego, taking on the debuting
tag team of Spirit, Antonio Morientes and Al Tonka!
DH: Pssh! The Euro scum and some drunk stereotype! Spirit are going to be
demolished by the pure wrestling technical super powers of my cousins!
JI: Also tonight the ASLL Tag Team Champions, PVW's The Berserkers, will
be teaming up with All Monster Attack to take on the team of Los Rudos de
Valentine and Death Dealers in a massive atomicos match!
DH: Terror Bird Magma will learn tonight that he shouldn't have returned!
Death Dealers will send BOTH members of All Monster Attack out of here on
a gurney tonight and the rightful ASLL Tag Team Champions, Los Rudos de
Valentine, will smack those thugs from Chicago around and earn the rematch
they so richly deserve! You shall see, Jose!
JI: There will also be a big trios match as Fernando Ramirez teams with
Joselito Guapo and young star Caden Santos to take on his older brother
Jose Ramirez who teams up with Emilio Posada and youngster Omar Oscavedo
Martinez who recently made an appearance in PVW!
DH: If it was not for the dirty tactics of that Whisper guy then Omar would
have won, Jose! Tonight, Jose Ramirez will show his little brother, Fernando,
yet again how things are done!
JI: Maria Juarez will be with us tonight as well as her guest will be the
ASLL Light Heavyweight Champion, Guadalupe Angel IV, who has a response
to criticisms leveled at him by El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd last episode.
DH: Maria! MY Maria! She will get the truth out of that lazy no good deadbeat
of a Light Heavyweight Champion we have!
JI: *sigh* And of course.. The big one! Our main event tonight.. The Finals
of La Copa de Atomicos! Platero FC will face Devil's Den, one of these two
teams will lift the trophy tonight and walk out with winner's medals!
DH: The Masked Diablo has had ENOUGH of that dirty donkey and his animal
friends, Jose! He will finally be rid of that donkey and lifting the trophy
tonight will be the first step in spreading his message of rudoism to
all of All Star Lucha Libre!
JI: We will find out later tonight, who will be lifting the trophy but...
[Suddenly some robotic dance music begins playing and everyone looks
confused.]
DH: What is that, Jose?
JI: No se..
"Robot take over, start, now!"
[As a robotic voice comes over the music a beat begins pounding and from
the back out comes a masked figure that sends the crowd into a FRENZY!]
JI: That's Not OK Boss!
DH: Not OK Boss is here, Jose! He's making his way to the ring!
[A mix of BOOS and CHEERS for the former Origami Lucha Libre Light Heavyweight
Champion and the former Pinnacle Pro Wrestling star. He wears a dark metallic
looking robot themed luchadore mask, dark metallic tights with dark boots
and black wrist tape. He climbs into the ring and asks for a microphone.]
JI: I guess we are going to find out what he is doing here.
DH: Shh, Jose! The future king of all robots is going to speak!
[Not OK Boss looks out at the crowd as the music fades out.]
NOKB: (Humans..)
[BOOS/POP]
NOKB: (Show me what you have! I have come out here tonight to show everyone
what awaits Mascara de Oro all year. So humans send a referee out here and
send one of your own out here to do battle so we can show Oro a little bit
of what is to come for him this year.)
JI: Wow! He wants a match right now! An open challenge!
DH: Who will be his victim tonight?!
[A referee runs out to the ring and then from the back comes.. Pavo Pequeno!]
DH: Oh brother.
JI: Pavo Pequeno is answering the challenge by Not OK Boss and we are
going to have a little match here!
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: Pavo Pequeno
vs
Rudo: Not OK Boss
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Not OK Boss was RUTHLESS and BRUTAL here! He tore into Pequeno from the start
with stiff strikes to the head and neck and chest of his opponent. Pavo
tried to fight back but he was overwhelmed by a series of suplexes and a
really nasty Backdrop Driver! Not OK Boss then put his opponent on his
shoulders and hit a CRAZY Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles driving
Pequeno's head into the corner! Pavo was more than finished and Not OK
Boss instead of pinning him dropped several knee drops across Pequeno's
neck and head while the referee protested. Then he laughed an evil robotic
laugh and then put the "Feeling Not OK" submission hold to get an instant
submission from Pavo!
W: Not OK Boss
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JI: What a dominant performance put on by Not OK Boss here tonight!
DH: That was a message, Jose! Not OK Boss just let that doof, Oro, know
what is in store for him!
JI: Well what is in store for us next are comments from the next match's
competitors! Let's go to comments from Spirit and Los Primos de Hernandez!
DH: Viva Mi Primos!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Antonio Morientes: I am honored and priviliged to once again step in the
ring for everyone in this wonderful country and it is also a great honor,
privilege and something that fills me with pride to do so alongside this
man.. Al Tonka!
Al Tonka: Thank you, Antonio my friend! It was nearly three years ago that
my cousin Greg Bull and me made our way to Phoenix Valley Wrestling. There
he suffered a horrible injury at the hands of Perry Fontana. My cousin was
never the same since then and my future in wrestling seemed uncertain. I
fell back into the dark ways of the bottle. My life became one low after
another and my future looked certain to end in the darkness. But then..
I met this man, my friend Antonio. He helped me get back on my feet and
he has helped me not only lose the cage of the bottle but to see light.
True light. Thank you very much, Antonio, for giving me a future not
only in wrestling but in showing me how to find a future in all things.
AM: Thank YOU, Al! You are the one who gave me a new direction and showed
me where I needed to focus on. Tonight let us go out there and give these
good people a display of an honorable fight.
AT: Agreed, friend! Hernandez cousins..
AM: They are not cousins, amigo.
AT: But their name..
AM: I will explain later.
AT: Well.. Hernandez people.. We look forward to a good fight and may the
better team win!
AM: Well said, amigo. Well said.
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Rudos Speak!
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Julio Hernandez: While we are very honored to be the opponents of a new
team making their debut we do feel that it is unfair to our opponents. For
we are the very best tag team in all of pro wrestling! It is just not fair
to throw a debuting tag team with no idea of how to even put shoes on against
us!
Tomas Hernandez: It is a shame, for certain brother, but we shall give them
some pointers while showing them how a true tag team wrestles. Sure they will
end in horrible defeat, probably with their souls crushed and we will then
never see them again but sometimes this has to happen in our business.
JH: Yes, hermano. And in the end, what else can we do? We are from the
Hernandez family! Our cousins Diego and Pete are the best commentator and
referee in the world. Our other cousin Octavio is very quiet lately but we
are very proud of him too! The Hernandez family we are the best!
TH: And tonight we will sadly have to crush the hopes and dreams of a new
team because we are Hernandez's. The best!
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Tag Team Match:
[Unico Caida]
Tecnicos: Spirit (Antonio Morientes & Al Tonka)
vs
Rudos: Los Primos de Hernandez (Julio & Tomas Hernandez)
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At the start Morientes & Tonka shook their opponents' hands, which seemed
to weird Julio & Tomas out, but they survived the sportsman gesture somehow.
In the early goings Morientes and Tonka were getting the better of their
opponents with arm drag takedowns, hip tosses, and side headlocks. Julio
and Tomas kept complaining that their opponents were cheating and grabbing
their hair to gain advantages but the referee kept telling them to keep
fighting. But the tide turned when Tomas used a rake of the eye to Morientes
to blind the Spaniard and gain the rudos the upperhand. They took turns
choking Morientes on the ropes, with their boots, and raking Antonio's face
multiple times. Tonka ran in to help his partner but since ther Hernandez
brothers would not toss Morientes out of the ring, Tonka had to get out of
the ring (you can come in without a tag if your partner leaves the ring).
Julio went for a senton splash off the 2nd turnbuckle but Morientes moved
out of the way and rolled out of the ring allowing Tonka to jump into the
match! Tonka was a house of fire! Leaping Tomahawk chops for both Hernandez
brothers, followed by dropkicks and bodyslams! Julio and Tomas tried to
double team the former OMGW Tag Team Champion but Morientes rolled back in
and helped even the tide! The referee tried to gain control of the match
and while his back was turned dealing with Tomas and Morientes... Julio
made a loud yell and grabbed his crotch and rolled around on the canvas
pretending he was kicked in the groin. The referee went to see what was
going on, Tonka plead his innocence and then Tomas yelled out loud and
fell to the ground holding his groin! The referee saw both Hernandez brothers
appealing they had been low blowed and he... TOLD THEM TO KEEP FIGHTING!
Julio & Tomas leapt to their feets, suddenly in no pain, ENRAGED that the
referee didn't Disqualify Morientes & Tonka. The referee wasn't hearing it
though and Morientes and Tonka nodded at each other and then tapped on
Julio's & Tomas' shoulders. The Hernandez turned around and both Tonka
and Morientes hooked thier opponents arms, leaped up and.. STEREO CRUCIFIX
ROLL UPS! The referee made the double count... ONE! TWO! THREE!
W: Spirit
-Postmatch, Julio & Tomas cried foul and protested while Morientes and Tonka
celebrated with the crowd!
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DH: Robbery! Highway robbery!
JI: What a big win for the debuting team of Spirit!
DH: QUE?! That was a GRAVE Misscarriage of JUSTICE! They were ROBBED by
that Euro Scum and drunkard and that referee was bought off and this was
the biggest crime on sportsmanship in the history of lucha libre and..
JI: Morientes and Tonka have given Julio and Tomas their first defeat
in All Star Lucha Libre...
DH: They STOLE a victory! It is not a real victory! IT IS ROBBERY!
JI: Diego needs some time to calm down folks, let's go to comments for the
next match..
DH: ROBBERY! It was a crime against lucha libre and..
JI: Go to comments!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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(We are in Mexico City and with ASLL Tag Team Champions, The
Berserkers... Wolf and Doom are painted ready for war.)
Wolf: Death Dealers and Los Rudos de Valentine the time has come for
you to pay the price. You stole something from us that we will never
get back. A true outcome with Max and Sal to crown a double champion.
(Wolf glares into the camera.)
Wolf: Oh there will be rematches ... Eventually there will be a winner
between the two mega-teams. However, the stakes will never be as big
as they were on that night. So the time has finally come for you four
to stand in the ring and look us in the eyes and take your beating
like men.
We stand partners with the All Monster Attack ready to dish out a
little Zerk justice. And there is only _one_ way we know how to do
that ... Tell em' Doom!
(The beast of the tag team smashes his big gauntlet into his other
palm making a POW sound.)
Doom: Death Dealers ... Rudos .... I've been looking forward to this
day for a long time. I wake up in the middle of the night with a
sensation just THINKING about what Wolf and I are going to do when we
finally got our hands around your throats. And what better then get
all four of you in the ring at the same time.
All Monster Attack ...
(Doom glares.)
Doom: We don't know you ... We do know this business and we know that
these titles we hold make people do crazy things. So watch yourselves
... Play your part ... and everything will turn out alright.
Because, it's BOOM time ... and come LuchaMania TV it's our time to
bring a little pain and revenge to a handful of cowards.
Wolf: Let's do this!
(The two painted up ASLL tag team champions head off the screen.)
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Rudos Speak!
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El Padre de Valentine: (It is unbelievable that the criminals from America
are still allowed to keep the belts that they stole from my son and me! It
is disgraceful but tonight we begin the path to rectifying that grave
injustice!)
Dark Valentine: (Yes, my father! We shall beat those common thieves from
Chicago so badly that they will have no choice but to either strip them of
the belts the stole or give us a match for the titles.)
ePdV: (And it is a joy to team up with such esteemed colleagues like Death
Dealers to hand out beatings to not just the American criminals but to those
All Monster Attack idiots!)
DV: (Justice is coming tonight! Justice is coming!)
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Atomicos Match:
[Unico Caida]
Tecnicos: The Berserkers (Wolf & Doom) & All Monster Attack (Lizard Man Wild
& Terror Bird Magma)
vs
Rudos: Los Rudos de Valentine (El Padre de Valentine & Dark Valentine) &
Death Dealers (Asesino Loco & Grinning Death)
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Prophetic words by Dark Valentine but not in the way he intended! At the start
The Berserkers and All Monster Attack charged into the ring and immediately
took the fight to their opponents! Wolf & Doom were all over El Padre de
Valentine & Dark Valentine while Lizard Man Wild & Terror Bird Magma were all
over Asesino Loco & Grinning Death! Things were off to a chaotic start and
it didn't let up as All Monster Attack brawled with Death Dealers around ringside
and into the crowd multiple times! Meanwhile in the ring the ASLL Tag Team
Champions, PVW's The Berserkers, were putting a major beating on the team
they defeated for those belts! Stereo Gorilla Presses had the crowd going NUTS
and after being slammed down both El Padre and his "son" Dark Valentine rolled
out of the ring onto the entrance ramp and decided they were abandoning the
match which drew major boos! But as they began to walk away two figures
appeared.. Two familiar masked figures.. ROJO! BLANCO! LOS CORAZONES! The
crowd LOST THEIR MINDS! Los Rudos de Valentine shook their masked heads in
disbelief and tried to leap off the entrance ramp to run off into the crowd
when... ST. VALENTINE! EL HIJO DE VALENTINE! They cut off their escape from
the crowd! Los Rudos were FREAKING out, unsure of what to do when Wolf and
Doom walked out of the ring and grabbed them from behind and tossed them
both back in the ring! Double Clothesline on Dark Valentine put him down
and then they got El Padre up and... GATES OF HADES! Wolf covered Dark
Valentine, Doom covered El Padre and... ONE! TWO! THREE!
W: The Berserkers & All Monster Attack
-Postmatch officials were forced to finally seperate Death Dealers and
All Monster Attack from attacking each other in the crowd while Berserkers
shook hands with Los Corazones and Los Tecnicos de Valentine while Los
Rudos de Valentine stumbled away shaking their heads in disbelief!
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JI: Unbelievable! Los Corazones have RETURNED!
DH: And they CHEATED Los Rudos de Valentine of a victory!
JI: What?! They were trying to run away!
DH: They were just catching their breaths! This is a miscarriage of justice
but not as bad as what happened earlier to my cousins!
JI: Not that again..
DH: Julio and Tomas were discriminated against because they belong to the
Hernandez family! That referee ignored the low blows by those no good
cheating cheaters and..
JI: Let's go to comments for the next match..
DH: Hey! Do not ignore me and my complaints for my poor cousins who were
so criminally done wrong and..
JI: Go to the comments!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Fernando Ramirez: (Brother, you have costed me, our nephew Manuel, and my
friends so much in the past few months! Shots at the Trios Championships,
La Copa de Atomicos.. It is too much! I do not enjoy fighting you, my brother,
and I know it makes our father and our mother unhappy but I must fight you!
My friends, Joselito and young Caden Santos, we are ready to face you and
your friends and finally put all of this behind us! Your schemes to ruin
my life are coming to an end, Jose!)
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Rudos Speak!
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Jose Ramirez: (Talk, talk and more talk. Really, little brother, all you do
is talk big but you never deliver. And I will not be ignored while they
continue to give you opportunities that should be mine! I will not be ignored
and if I have to beat you again and again and yet again to get their
attention then I will do it! I am more than talk, little brother. I will
teach you a lesson tonight, little brother. Sometimes having your hand raised
in victory comes at a price. And sometimes victory is not having your hand
raised at the end but no one will deny who won that fight. Tonight, little
brother, the lesson awaits you.)
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Trios Match:
[Unico Caida]
Tecnicos: Fernando Ramirez[c], Joselito Guapo & Caden Santos
vs
Rudos: Jose Ramirez[c], Emilio Posada & Omar Oscavedo Martinez
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During the entrances the rudos jumped the tecnicos as they were walking out
to the ring and the match began with a wild brawl! Omar Oscavedo Martinez
called Caden Santos a "Sissy" as he engaged in a chop exchange with him.
As Santos got the better of it, Omar only rubbed his chest and muttered "You
hit like a girl"! Joselito Guapo was easily manhandling Emilio Posada while
bothers Fernando and Jose Ramirez were laying into each other with all manner
of punches, chops and kicks! As the referee tried to get control over this
wild brawl Jose raked his brother in the eyes then began choking him over
the top rope! The referee tried to break up the choking and Jose was almost
waiting for him to get involved because then Jose quickly turned on the referee
and DECKED him! Just FLOORED the referee with a hard punch! Joselito and Caden
rushed to the referee's aid while Posada and Omar were confused and began to
leave the ring. Fernando grabbed his throat and tried to join his partners
in checking the referee when Jose spun him around and.. KICKED HIM RIGHT
IN THE GROIN! Fernando fell to his knees holding his crotch but then Jose
quickly yanked him up, scooped him up and got him in position for.. Oh no..
Not to his own brother... Caden Santos noticed what was happening before
Joselito Guapo did but neither had time to prevent... EL MARTINETE! JOSE
RAMIREZ HIT EL MARTINETE ON HIS OWN BROTHER FERNANDO! Women in the crowd
began CRYING in sorrow! Joselito jumped on Jose, tackled him down and began
raining punches down on him while Caden called for help! Medics rushed
out to the ring while Jose Ramirez rolled out of the ring away from
Guapo's angry barrage! The referee when he came to, disqualified the
rudos but no one was celebrating the "victory" as the lifeless Fernando
Ramirez was loaded onto a gurney and taken to the back as female fans
openly mourned and male fans raged at what Jose had done to his own brother!
W: Tecnicos via DQ
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JI: To his own brother... HIS OWN BROTHER! This is unforgiveable! Totally
unforgiveable!
DH: He said he was going to teach his brother a lesson but... El Martinete..
To your own brother..
JI: Jose Ramirez had brought scandal and tragedy to this show tonight and
I can only imagine what is happening to Eduardo Ramirez and his wife who
have just watched their oldest son, Jose, do such an EVIL thing to their
youngest son, Fernando!
DH: I.. I do not know what to say...
JI: This is horrible.. We apologize to everyone watching for the actions of
Jose Ramirez tonight. We are going to go to Maria Juarez now to cut away
from this tragedy..
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Maria Gets the Scoop!
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[We cut to Maria's studio where the Mexican beauty is wearing a long tan
colored overcoat! Hmmm.. What is underneath the overcoat?! Dirty minds are
no doubt wondering so many things right now but the coat is buttoned up and
the tie belt is tied tight so we get not a peep of what's underneath but we
get her smile, that incredible smile, making hearts and knees turn to butter
everywhere!]
MJ: Hola everyone! Welcome to my show, Maria Gets the Scoop! Last time on
LuchaMania TV, El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd had some harsh criticism for
the All Star Lucha Libre Light Heavyweight Champion, Guadalupe Angel IV.
Today to answer those criticisms please welcome.. GUADALUPE ANGEL IV!
[The masked man, wearing a long sleeve black button up shirt and gray slacks
and black dress shoes, walks in carrying the ASLL Light Heavyweight Title
Belt and shakes Maria's hand.]
GAIV: Gracias, Maria. Thanks for having me.
[Maria motions for him to sit on the couch and she goes to sit behind her
desk.]
MJ: No, Angel.. I am going to get right down to it.
GAIV: Alright.
MJ: El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd has basically accused you of ducking
challengers and not defending your title on purpose. It is true that your
championship is the only one that has yet to be defended on LuchaMania TV.
GAIV: Maria, I am aware of what the rudo accuses me of and I also am
aware that there has not been a title defense on television or at all in
some time. It is not something that I have done on purpose though, Maria.
I have petitioned to defend my title on LuchaMania TV to the ASLL management
and the right opportunity has just not presented itself for that to happen
until now.
MJ: Now? You have a title defense lined up?
GAIV: Si, Maria. At the Year End Show, I, along with everyone else, watched
Mascara de Oro defeat Robot King to take his mask. It was an incredible
victory and I petitioned ASLL afterwards to make Oro the number one
contender.
MJ: Wow! Why Oro?
GAIV: Because he deserves it, Maria! He faced his arch rival of nearly
two decades and finally took his mask and did it with honor and bravery.
We often reward the villains for gaining success through underhanded
tactics, it is time we reward those who do things the right way, Maria.
That is why I am proud to announce that on the next episode of All Star
Lucha Libre LuchaMania TV I will defend the Light Heavyweight Championship
against Mascara de Oro in the main event!
MJ: WOAH! What an announcement! What a scoop!
GAIV: It will be a great match, Maria, and whomever wins will deserve it
because we will have an honorable battle where the better man will win.
MJ: Thank you so much, Guadalupe Angel, for your time! So you heard it
right here first! Guadalupe Angel IV will defend the ASLL Light Heavyweight
Championship against Mascara de Oro on the next episode of LuchaMania TV
in the main event! Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get to Arena
Mexico!
*WINK*
[And with a wink Maria takes off running offscreen.]
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DH: My Maria is coming here? OH JOY!
JI: What a big announcement we have heard that next time Guadalupe Angel IV
will defend...
DH: Forget about that, Jose. No one cares about those two goody goodies.
MARIA IS COMING HERE! Maybe she is coming here to get my number!
JI: Do not get your hopes up on that, Diego.
DH: QUE?
JI: We do want to update that Fernando Ramirez is en route to a hospital
and all of us here at All Star Lucha Libre are wishing him the very best.
We... Wait... What's this?!
[The crowd makes noise because Masked Maniac, dressed as we saw him earlier
except without his jacket, but still wearing his home made International
Fighting Championship belt, comes running out to ringside and makes his way
to the announce table.]
JI: The Masked Maniac is here!
DH: Why is he so sweaty?!
MM: *pant* You guys.. *PANT* .. You gotta' help me!
JI: What's wrong? What's the matter?
MM: This little demon monkey.. *PANT*.. He's chasing me around... With a
referee!
DH: You are the one who said you would defend it twenty four seven!
MM: Defend it? You mean my.. My championship?! That demon monkey is
after my belt?!!
[Maniac looks MAJOR worried now and then his eyes that we can see through
the mask holes grow wide.]
MM: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The demon monkey appears!
[El Monito, yes the Mini rudo, comes running out towards ringside with
a referee following behind him!]
MM: EEEEEEEEEEE!
[Maniac scrambles inside the ring but trips and falls on his stomach while
El Monito comes scrambling in behind him as does the referee.]
JI: I.. I think we are going to see a match for the International
Fighting Championship now...
DH: Is this really happening?
[Masked Maniac scrambles to his knees and crawls to a corner and holds his
belt to his chest for dear life. El Monito slowly stalks towards the Masked
Bro with bad intentions when...]
[HUGE POP]
JI: MINI MASKED MANIAC!
DH: Why is he running out here?!
[Mini-Masked Maniac sprints to the ring, leaps onto the top rope and when
El Monito turns around Mini-Maniac leaps off the ropes.. SPRINGBOARD
DROPKICK! El Monito tries to scramble to his feet but Masked Maniac, now
much braver but still on his knees, gives El Monito a HARD chop across
his little chest!]
DH: Come on! This is not fair now!
[El Monito grabs his chest and stumbles towards Mini-Masked Maniac who
leaps up.. ENZIGUIRI KICK! El Monito drops to the canvas and then Masked
Maniac gets to his feet..]
[POP]
[And Mini-Maniac runs over and his boss picks up the ASLL Minis Champion
and puts him on his shoulders! Mini-Maniac stands up on his boss' shoulders
and... SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF OF MASKED MANIAC'S SHOULDERS ONTO EL MONITO!]
[HUGE POP]
JI: WHAT A MOVE BY MINI-MASKED MANIAC!
DH: This is really happening? Maniac is going to go for the cover now?!
JI: Masked Maniac is covering El Monito, the referee drops to his knees and
.. ONE! TWO! THREE!
[BIG POP]
JI: He did it! Masked Maniac has successfully defended his International
Fighting Championship!
DH: I think I am going to be sick...
[DRONER's "Masked Bros Before Hos" plays as Masked Maniac and Mini-Masked
Maniac celebrate together, doing pelvic thrusts towards the ladies in the
front row!]
JI: What an interesting night it has been so far, Diego..
DH: You call that interesting?!
JI: But Diego the time has come.. The match we have all been waiting for..
Platero FC versus Devil's Den.. La Copa de Atomicos GRAN FINAL! Let's go
to comments from the team captains!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Platero Mask: (Destiny, friends, is often a difficult road. From Moguer,
Spain I came and all of you good people in this good country accepted me
into your hearts! It did not matter where I was from, it was what was in
my heart as I took up the flag to fight for what is right for all of you
good people! Friends, I promise you all I will not let you down! I have
heard your wishes to see The Cup raised into the air for all the good
honest people longing for a band of heroes to lift the trophy in their honor!
Then there is the Sweetheart. I feel in my heart..)
[Platero slaps his chest]
PM: (That if I lift this cup in her honor then her hand and her heart will
finally be mine! Sweetheart, I will not let you down! Masked Diablo.. you
and your Devil's Den have been fighting against my friends and me for over
half a year now! It is finally time for our battle's conclusion! Let us
settle this like men and then let my friends and me reach our destiny,
to lift the trophy of gold in the hands of silver!)
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Rudos Speak!
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Masked Diablo: (Platero, donkey man, I can not stand you! You and your
friends have been a thorn in our side from the start! Your band of mongrels
have thwarted my plans at every step and you play up to these.. IDIOTS in
the crowd and that UGLY donkey woman you call.. *shivers* "Sweetheart"! UGH!
You are a disgusting waste of air, donkey, and tonight finally we are going
to get our revenge! We shall finally crush you under our heels and these
red hands will grab ahold of The Cup and claim it as the first bauble in
the conquest of our evil empire to come! It will be all the sweeter because
all of the fans will be so disappointed with all of their hopes and dreams
SHATTERED! Prepare The Cup for the grasp of Devil's Den and bow to EVIL!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!)
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[We cut back to the ring where the ring announcer, Javier Gonzalez, stands
in his best tuxedo with a microphone in hand.]
JG: (Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our main event and is
the finals of...)
[He pauses for dramatic effect and then..]
JG: LA COPA DE ATOMICOS!
[HUGE POP]
["Cup Of Life" by Ricky Martin begins to play and the crowd leaps to it's feet!]
JG: (Introducing first.. DEVIL'S DEN!)
[And from the back out comes the stable, Devil's Den! Captained by Masked
Diablo, the former 4L World Heavyweight Champion, who leads the way. Behind
him is the former FFN Pro Light Heavyweight Champion, Diablo Marquez, and
Diablo's nephew. Behind him are Damien Fuego and Jack-O, also former FFN Pro
competitors. The atomicos group, 3 of them masked, one with facepaint (Fuego),
make their way to the ring and take their position to the left side of referee
Miguel Fuentes.]
JG: (And their opponents.. PLATERO FC!)
[Now from the back comes the quartet known as Platero Fight Club! Lead by
their captain, Platero Mask, and followed by El Dragon and the tag team
Los Perros Diminutos made up of Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez. They
slap high fives as they make their way to the ring then climb in and stand
to the right of Referee Fuentes.]
JG: (And now.. Would you please welcome the man who will give out the
Gold and Silver medals after the match.. EL MAGNIFICO!)
[Every single person in Arena Mexico, including the commentators, JUMP TO
THEIR FEET AND BEGIN THE LOUDEST STANDING OVATION IN AGES! And from the
back, dressed in a white suit with a gold tie, and his silver and gold
mask, yes.. It is the man known as the greatest luchadore of all time,
EL MAGNIFICO! He makes his way to the ring carrying two glass display
cases, one with four silver medals and one with four gold medals. He
climbs into the ring and shakes hands with all of Platero FC, then the
referee and then all of Devil's Den and then he goes to stand to the left
of referee Fuentes.]
JG: (And finally.. Carrying the trophy for La Copa de Atomicos.. MARIA
JUAREZ!)
[Oh God.. Oh.. Sweet.. Merciful.. God.. BLOOD SHOOTING FROM NOSES ANIME
STYLE HEAVENLY FATHER ABOVE POP! Maria Juarez walks out carrying the large
Gold trophy for La Copa de Atomicos and... SHE'S WEARING A VERY SMALL GOLD
COLORED TWO PIECE BIKINI!]
DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
JI: Diego!
DH: My heart... My.. My Maria.. My.. My Heart... AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[I, the narrator, am breaking the fourth wall to let you know this may be
the single greatest vision of sexy jiggliness in the history of sexy
jiggliness! The trophy is beautiful but no one is looking at it! Maria
climbs into the ring, her radiant smile and her JAW DROPPING MIND MELTING
BARE SKIN TWO PIECE BIKINI AWESOMENESS and lifts the trophy into the air
and... IT IS AMAZING!]
DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Now Maria goes to the middle of the ring, El Magnifico, the lucky bastard,
puts his arm around her waist and referee Fuentes gets on the other side of
her and then the two teams pull in closer and strike fighting poses and
flashes go off as the photographers take pictures of the scene.]
JI: As the prematch ceremonies come to their conclusion I do want to note
that The Sweetheart is in the front row!
[We cut to her, the woman in the silver donkey mask with a wig of brown
hair on it and a pink bow. She wears her India Maria (look it up) outfit
and she makes pining faces as she watches the ceremony underway.]
DH: What is WRONG with you Jose?!
JI: Que?
DH: Maria is in a tiny gold two piece bikini and you want everyone to check
out a woman dressed like a movie character and wearing a donkey mask?! SERIOUSLY?!
JI: *sighs* Well, the ceremonies are all out of the way. El Magnifico and
Maria are taking their places at ringside next to the time keeper's table
and we are ready for the final of La Copa de Atomicos to get underway!
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Main Event:
La Copa de Atomicos Final:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnicos: Platero FC (Platero Mask[c], El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez &
Chihuahua Nunez)
vs
Rudos: Devil's Den (Masked Diablo[c], Diablo Marquez, Damien Fuego &
Jack-O)
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Primera Caida:
[The to team captains started the match off. Platero Mask offered Masked
Diablo a hand shake and the Devil's Dean leader hesitated then shook
his rival's hand.. And then blindsided Platero with a boot to the stomach!
Diablo tried to take advantage with hard shots but Platero Mask fought back
with hard chops to the chest and then hip tosses, arm drag takedowns and
drop toe holds and working Diablo into a side headlock. Diablo escaped and
rolled out of the ring in frustration. Platero then climbed out of the ring
and El Dragon and Diablo Marquez leaped in. Both men went at each other
with fast paced exchanges! Hard chops, complex takedowns and then dropkicks
and dueling hurricanrana pin attempts! Both men then stepped out and Pugacito
Fernandez and Damien Fuego climbed in and Fuego went for hard wild shots but
Pugacito ducked them and went for various arm bar submissions and leg
takedowns. Jack-O scrambled in to help his team mate which brought in
Chihuahua Nunez who hit a dropkick sending Jack-O out of the ring. Pugacito
dropkicked Fuego out of the ring and then both members of Los Perros
Diminutos ran off the ropes and charged... OVER THE ROPE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA
ON JACK-O BY NUNEZ! SUICIDE DIVE ON FUEGO BY FERNANDEZ! The crowd was on
their feet!]
[Marquez and Dragon leaped back into the ring and charged at each other with
clotheslines, which both ducked, and then El Dragon hit a Twisting Leg
Lariat which floored Marquez! El Dragon then climbed to the top and hit a
GUILLOTINE LEG DROP OFF THE TOP! He went for the cover but Masked Diablo
ran in and pulled Dragon off of his nephew and tossed the masked man from
Belize out of the ring. Platero Mask scrambled in and caught Diablo with
an European Uppercut which sent the Devil's Den captain tumbling out of
the ring! Diablo Marquez went for a dropkick on Platero Mask but the
Platero FC team captain stepped aside, avoiding the move, and then went
for La Magistral Roll Up! Fuentes went to make the count.. 1, 2, 3!
Damien Fuego ran into the ring to attack Platero Mask but Pugacito
tackled him and then tied Fuego up into a Surfboard Submission hold and
Fuego.... SUBMITTED! Platero FC picked up the first fall!]
1a: Platero FC
JI: Primera Caida goes to Platero FC! Listen to this crowd, Diego! They
are energized!
DH: The donkey held Marquez's tights, Jose! The pug dog was fish hooking
Fuego's mouth! THEY CHEATED!
JI: And look at the Sweetheart!
DH: Do I have to?
[We cut to the Sweetheart, standing up and clapping her hands and
jumping up and down excitedly while other fans around her do the same!]
JI: She can feel it! Just one more fall and her hero, Platero Mask,
will be lifting the trophy!
DH: Do not count your chickens before they hatch, Jose! They cheated
to take that fall but now Devil's Den is going to restore the natural
order of things and take these animals behind the barn and put a bullet
in them!
[Outside the ring Masked Diablo huddles with his team mates and then
when the celebrating Platero FC members turn their back to huddle in
a corner Devil's Den scramble into the ring!]
Segunda Caida:
[And at the start of course Devil's Den jump Platero FC from behind! Quickly
they send Platero Mask and El Dragon out of the ring and Masked Diablo and
Diablo Marquez follow after them to attack them outside the ring. In the
ring Damien Fuego and Jack-O stomp away at Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua
Nunez. Fuego & Jack-O grab Pugacito and charge towards a corner and toss
the pug themed luchadore shoulder first between the turnbuckles and into
the ring post! Fernandez rolled around holding his shoulder in obvious
pain! Outside the ring Masked Diablo dragged Platero Mask out to the
entrance ramp, near the ASLL logo, and grabbed a chair and SMACKED the
chair over Platero's masked head then rammed him into the ASLL logo
sign! Diablo Marquez suplexed El Dragon on the floor outside and then
headed back into the ring. There he joined Fuego and Jack-O in lifting
Chihuahua Nunez up into the air and slamming him down HARD with a 3-way
assisted Spinebuster! Then they rolled Nunez onto his back, Fuego and
Jack-O both grabbed a leg and Marquez grabbed the arms and lifted Nunez
up and they did a THREE WAY ASSISTED CAMPANA HOLD! Chihuahua quickly
submitted!]
[Pugacito Fernandez, still holding his shoulder, charged at the three
men and tried to fight them but they quickly beat him down and stomped
repeatedly on his shoulder! Masked Diablo made his way back into the
ring and ordered them to pick the pug themed luchadore up. They did
so then whipped him towards their team captain who proceeded to FLOOR
Pugacito with a big boot to the face! Then he scooped him up and..
MODIFIED DIABLO DRIVER, focusing on Pugacito's hurt shoulder, and
then covered him... 1, 2, 3! The rudos take the 2nd fall!]
2a: Devil's Den
DH: VIVA RUDOS!
JI: And it is tied up now! A fall for Platero FC and a fall for Devil's
Den!
DH: I told you not to count your chickens before they hatch, Jose!
And look at the situation going into the final fall.. Pugacito Fernandez
has a bad shoulder, Platero FC is going to be a member down basically!
Devil's Den have this in the bag!
JI: Well, El Dragon and Nunez are attending to Pugacito while their
captain, Platero Mask, is making his way to ringside after being hit by
a chair and rammed into our logo on the entrance ramp.
DH: Ha! Look at that ugly donkey woman!
[We once again cut to The Sweetheart and she is holding her face and
crying.]
DH: She knows that they are going to lose, Jose! Bwahaha!
JI: The third and deciding fall is coming up and things are indeed
looking steeper for Platero FC here..
DH: Devil's Den are fixing to win La Copa de Atomicos! Viva Rudos!
Tercera Caida:
[At the start of the last fall Devil's Den once again jumped Platero FC,
this time while they were outside the ring attending to Pugacito Fernandez
and his injured shoulder! Damien Fuego and Jack-O dragged Pugacito into
the ring while Diablo Marquez and Masked Diablo brawled with Platero
Mask and El Dragon outside the ring. Chihuahua Nunez climbed into the ring
to help his partner and Fuego & Jack-O assailed him with kicks and chops
as soon as they could. They hit Nunez with several double suplexes until
Pugacito got to his feet and tried to save his partner. Fuego and Jack-O
tossed Nunez out of the ring and began working over Fernandez and his
hurt shoulder. Meanwhile Platero Mask and Masked Diablo got on the ring
apron and fought there while El Dragon and Diablo Marquez fought on
the ring apron on another side of the ring! This was quite a chaotic
scene! Inside the ring Jack-O & Fuego hit a Double shoulderbreaker
on Pugacito who cried out in pain! Fuego went for a Fujiwarar Armbar
but Platero Mask got away from Masked Diablo, climbed into the ring and
smacked Damien to the canvas with a hard running elbow shot!]
[Jack-O and Diablo Marquez double dropkicked Platero from behind sending
him out of the ring and then Fuego tried to put the hold back on Pugacito
but Fernandez fought him off and hit a leaping Enziguiri kick! Masked
Diablo ran in and spun Fernandez around and scooped him up and tried to
set up for a Diablo Driver.. But El Dragon sprang off the ropes...
SPRINGBOARD LEG LARIAT! Diablo was sent tumbling out of the ring! Jack-O
climbed into the ring and tried to catch Dragon from behind with a German
Suplex but Dragon landed with a flip on his feet and then hit a running
dropkick sending Jack-O out of the ring! Diablo Marquez scrabmled into
the ring and went for a clothesline on Dragon but the masked man from
Belize ducked and hit Back Elbow sending Marquez tumbling out of the
ring and then El Dragon ran off the ropes and charged and.. CARTWHEEL
BACKWARDS FLIP OVER THE ROPES PLANCHA ON MARQUEZ OUTSIDE THE RING! The
crowd was going NUTS! Pugacito Fernandez got to his feet, holding his
shoulder, but Masked Diablo snuck in behind him and hit a Double Axe
Handle blow on Fernandez's shoulder! The pug dog themed luchadore rolled
around holding his shoulder but Diablo didn't give him time to recover.
The Devil's Den leader yanked Fernandez up and set up and... DIABLO
DRIVER! Diablo covered... 1, 2, 3!]
[Pugacito Fernandez was now out of the match and the rudos needed only
one more fall to claim La Copa de Atomicos! Platero Mask ran into the
ring and spun Diablo around and hit an STO! Diablo rolled out onto the
ring apron while Jack-O scrambled in and charged at Platero Mask. The
masked man from Moguer caught the light heavyweight with a spinning
backbreaker over his knee and then quickly went for.. LA MAGISTRAL
ROLL UP! 1, 2, 3! Jack-O was now out of the match and both teams
were even in the fall!]
[Diablo Marquez dropkicked Platero from behind and sent him tumbling
out of the ring onto the ring apron! El Dragon rolled back into the
ring and he and Marquez began a furious exchange of take downs and
counters and hard chops! Marquez went for a PUNCH but Dragon ducked
and ran to the ropes, sprang off.. SPRINGBOARD HEEL KICK! Marquez
tumbled out of the ring from the blow while Damien Fuego ran in and
attacked Dragon from behind. But Chihuahua Nunez climbed to the top
turnbuckle and when Fuego spun around... SOMERSAULT OFF THE TOP ONTO
FUEGO'S SHOULDERS and then.. HURRICANRANA THROW SENDING FUEGO OUT OF
THE RING! Nunez helped El Dragon to his feet and they both looked at
Marquez and Fuego outside the ring and they both climbed to the
turnbuckles. Fuego and Marquez got to thier feet and then... SKYTWISTER
PRESS OFF THE TOP FROM NUNEZ ONTO FUEGO! BOMBA DEL FUEGO MOONSAULT
OFF THE TOP ONTO MARQUEZ! The crowd went NUTS! Masked Diablo and
Platero Mask rolled into the ring and began a vicious chop exchange
while referee Fuentes put a count on the four men laying on the floor
outside! Fuentes counted all four men out to 20 and then stopped the
fight between Diablo and Platero and informed them that the fall
would be decided between both of them!]
JI: Could this get any more dramatic, Diego?! The two team captains
are the last ones left standing and now whomever tops the other will
win the trophy for their team!
DH: There is no way a donkey will defeat a masked Devil, Jose! Go
Diablo! VIVA RUDOS!
[With all of Arena Mexico watching, El Magnifico and Maria Juarez at
ringside, The Sweetheart clutching her hands together fretfully in
the front row and millions watching at home via TV, Platero Mask and
Masked Diablo pointed to one another and began nodding their heads
and circling one another! Their Team Mates all watched on opposite
sides of the ring, the pressure the stakes all on their team captains!
The two captains locked up in the middle of the ring and Platero put
a side headlock on Diablo, the former 4L World Heavyweight Champion
grabbed the arm and escaped with a go behind into a hammerlock but
Platero hit a backwards elbow and spun around and Diablo fired off
a hard chop to Platero's chest! Platero fired an open handed chop
of his own and the two men traded chops until Platero Mask hit several
European Uppercuts in a row staggering the Devil's Den leader!
Platero then went for a vertical suplex but Diablo escaped, landed
behind his rival, and tried for a German suplex! Platero blocked the
attempt and grabbed his opponents hands and escaped and did a go behind
and hooked Diablo from behind and... BACKDROP SUPLEX! Platero with
the cover, Fuentes with the count.. ONE.. TWO.. DIABLO KICKS OUT!]
[Platero Mask then tried to go for a La Magistral Roll Up.. But Diablo
pulled away and got to his feet. Platero spun around and ate a hard
elbow smash from Diablo! Masked Diablo then scooped up the donkey themed
luchadore and slammed him down to the canvas. Diablo ran off the ropes
and went for a Senton Splash.. But Platero moved out of the way! Platero
grabbed Diablo's legs and leaped over with a Jack Knife Roll Up but
Diablo broke free before a count could be made and scrambled to his
feet and caught Platero with a boot to the head! Masked Diablo then
grabbed Platero Mask by his head and rammed him into a corner and then
lifted the fighter from Moguer, Spain onto the top turnbuckle and climbed
up and tried to set up for a Superplex but Platero fought him off and
sent him down to the canvas! Platero climbed down off the turnbuckles
and went for a running knee drop.. But Diablo rolled out of the way,
scrambled to his feet and ran off the ropes and caught Platero with a
running knee to the head! Diablo then yanked his rival up to his feet
and hooked him from behind.. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Diablo went for
the cover, Fuentes with the count.. ONE.. TWO... PLATERO KICKS OUT!]
[Masked Diablo accused Fuentes of a slow count then pulled Platero to
his feet and tried for a Double Underhook but Platero escaped the
attempt and hit a knee to Diablo's midsection, doubling the rudo over.
Platero grabbed the Devil's Den leader by his head and.. SWINGING
NECKBREAKER! Platero then ran off the ropes and went for a running
elbow drop but Diablo rolled out of the way. Diablo then stomped at
Platero Mask and then grabbed his rival's legs and tried to set up
for a Crab hold but Platero resisted and pulled his legs to him and
then kicked Diablo away! The Devil's Den captain fell onto his back
but then scrambled to his feet but Platero Mask was up! Diablo went
for a wild right hand that Platero easily avoided then hooked Diablo
from behind and.. Side Russian Legsweep! Platero then grabbed his
rival's legs and went for a Sharpshooter! Diablo resisted but Platero
got the move on him.. But Diablo was close by the ropes and quickly
grabbed them to force a break. Platero released the hold but Diablo
kicked out at him as he did so and it tripped the Platero FC captain
down to the canvas. Masked Diablo scrambled up and tried to catch
Platero with a stomp but the donkey masked man avoided the stomp and
grabbed Diablo from behind with.. A SCHOOL BOY INSIDE CRADLE ROLL UP!
Fuentes went to make the count... ONE... TWO.... DIABLO KICKED OUT!]
[Diablo scrambled to his feet and Platero tried to pull him into a
Small Package but the former 4L World Heavyweight Champion escaped
the attempt and kicked Platero in the head! Then the Devil's Dean leader
dropped a knee on the donkey masked man's head and put his knee on
Platero's throat and leaned in with all his weight! Fuentes put a
count on Diablo for the choke and Diablo broke at the count of 4 then
pulled Platero up and tried for a vertical suplex but Platero blocked
the attempt and grabbed Diablo by his legs and tripped the rudo down
to the canvas. Platero grabbed Diablo by his legs and then fell back..
SLINGSHOTTING MASKED DIABLO FACEFIRST INTO A CORNER! Diablo came
stumbling out and Platero hooked him by his arms and.. BACKSLIDE
ROLL UP! Fuentes with the count.. ONE... TWO... THR- DIABLO KICKED
OUT!]
[Platero Mask tried to go for a small package again but again Diablo
escaped the attempt and hit a headbutt, stunning the Platero FC captain.
Diablo then rammed Platero head first into a corner and then hooked
him by his head from behind and... Inverted DDT! Diablo caught his
breath a bit then pumped a fist towards his Devil's Den team mates
who all flashed Devil Horn hand signs back at him. Diablo then climbed
to the 2nd turnbuckle and leaped backwards.. BACKWARDS ELBOW DROP..
Platero rolled out of the way! Platero got to his feet and climbed
to the 2nd turnbuckle and tried to leap off with an elbow drop.. But
Diablo got his foot up and caught Platero FLUSH on the jaw with it!
Platero rolled around holding his face while the Sweetheart covered
her face in the front row in despair! Diablo got to his feet, hit a
knee drop to Platero's head, then pulled his rival to his feet, hooked
him by both arms from behind and... TIGER SUPLEX INTO A CORNER! The
crowd GASPED at how Platero's head hit the turnbuckles! Diablo then
pulled Platero away from the ropes, scrambled to the top turnbuckle
and leaped off.. .SENTON BOMB OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Masked Diablo
went for the cover, Fuentes with the count... ONE..... TWO......
THR- PLATERO KICKS OUT!]
[Devil's Den's captain chewed out Fuentes for a slow count but the referee
maintained it was only a 2. Diablo then pulled Platero to his feet and
set him up on the top turnbuckle. The rudo climbed up and tried to go
for a Superplex again but yet again Platero fought him off and with some
rapid fire headbutts sent the rudo down to the canvas! Platero caught his
breath and tried to climb down when Diablo got back to his feet and
caught Platero with hard shots to the stomach! Diablo climbed back up and
this time went for a Double Underhook on the top! But Platero reached
down and grabbed the turnbuckles and squatted down, blocking the move
attempt! Diablo fired hard shots to Platero's back to try and force him
to release the turnbuckle but the Platero FC captain wouldn't let go.
Masked Diablo then began pulling on Platero's mask ears but the donkey
luchadore surprised Diablo with a headbutt to the midsection and Diablo
held his stomach and fell off the turnbuckles and landed on his back
in the ring! Platero climbed down off the turnbuckles and then when
Diablo got to his feet, doubled over holding his midsection, Platero
charged and leaped over.. SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP! Fuentes with the count..
ONE... TWO.... THRE- DIABLO KICKED OUT!]
[Platero Mask slapped the canvas, showing some frustration at Diablo
surviving. Platero tried to pull Diablo up to his feet but the rudo
caught the tecnico with a shot to the throat, staggering the masked man
from Moguer, Spain. Diablo got to his feet and caught Platero with a
hard elbow smash then hit a knee to the midsection to double his rival
over. The Devil's Den captain put a double underhook on Platero and
then began hitting HARD knee shots to the head! One after another,
a string of hard knee shots! Platero fell to his knees, battered by
the hard knee shots. Diablo then pulled up the stunned Platero,
scooped him up and... DIABLO DRIVER! The crowd jumped to thier feet!
Devil's Den jumped up and down outside the ring! Their captain hit
his finisher on Platero Mask! Diablo scrambled for the cover, Fuentes
leaped down with the count... ONE... TWO.. THRE-PLATERO GOT HIS
SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!]
[Diablo rubbed his masked face, he could NOT believe that his rival survived
that! Diablo pulled Platero up and tried to set up for another Diablo
Driver but Platero Mask struggled free and hit a STUNNING European
Uppercut that sent Diablo down onto his butt! Platero fell to his
knees, trying to clear the cobwebs but Diablo pulled himself up to his
feet and Platero greeted him with an elbow to the midsection and then
the donkey themed luchadore grabbed Diablo.. SMALL PACKAGE ROLL UP!
Fuentes went for the count and.. ONE... TWO... THR- DIABLO KICKED OUT!]
[Platero shook his head but was quickly caught with a knee to the
midsection and then Diablo went to hip toss Platero Mask into a corner..
But Platero blocked the attempt and did a reversal and Platero Hip
Tossed Diablo across the ring! Masked Diablo got to his feet using
the ropes near a corner and Platero charged and went for a leaping
body splash.. But Diablo moved out of the way and Platero crashed
into the corner! Diablo scrambled, set Platero up on the top turnbuckle
then climbed up and scooped Platero up and... AVALANCHE DIABLO
DRIVER!]
JI: MADRE DIOS! DIABLO DRIVER OFF THE TOP!
DH: Pin him! Pin Him! VIVA RUDOS VIVA RUDOS!
JI: Masked Diablo with the cover, Fuentes leaping into position..
DH: This is it! THIS IS IT!
JI: UNO! DOS! TRE- PLATERO GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! PLATERO MASK
GOT HIS SHOULDER UP IN TIME!
DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Yes, somehow Platero Mask survived the Avalanche Diablo Driver!
Masked Diablo laid on his back and shook his head, in total
disbelief! Then the Devil's Den captain got to his feet and pulled
Platero up and tried to go for a double underhook but the donkey themed
luchadore blocked the attempt, struggled free and hit an INCREDIBLE European
Uppercut that sent Diablo down to the canvas like a ton of bricks! But
Platero was still in bad shape and he lay on the canvas himself. Referee
Fuentes checked on both men and then began a count on them both! El Dragon,
Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez slapped on the ring apron and tried
to cheer on their team captain! Diablo Marquez, Damien Fuego and Jack-O
did the same for their team captain! The Sweetheart stood up and began
clapping her hands and stomping her feet shouting "PLATERO! PLATERO!
PLATERO" and soon.. MOST OF ARENA MEXICO WERE JOINING HER!]
Crowd: PLATERO! PLATERO! PLATERO!
JI: Listen to this crowd chant for Platero Mask!
DH: What is wrong with these people?! That is not how you say "Diablo"!
They need to say "DIABLO! DIABLO! DIABLO!"
JI: *sighs*
[At the count of 8 both Platero Mask and Masked Diablo sat up and by
9 both were on their knees and on their feet before 10! Masked Diablo
hit a hard elbow smash across Platero's chest! Platero staggered but
then moved forward and fired back with an elbow smash of his own!
Diablo then SLAPPED Platero across his masked face, drawing GASPS
from the audience, and Platero responded by DECKING Diablo with a HARD
PUNCH across the face! Diablo fell to the canvas and Platero grabbed
his rival's arm and.. WENT FOR LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP!]
JI: Platero Mask has La Magistral Roll Up on Diablo! Referee Fuentes
is leaping into position..
DH: Break free of this donkey, Diablo! Do it!
JI: UNO!
DH: Come on Diablo!
JI: DOS!
DH: VIVA RUDOS! C'MON!
JI: TRE-DIABLO SOMEHOW KICKED OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT!
DH: Madre Dios! VIVA RUDOS!
[Platero Mask shook his head and then began to get to his feet but Diablo
reached up and raked the masked man from Moguer's eyes! Diablo then got
to his feet and kicked Platero in the ribs and then grabbed his opponent,
yanked him up to his feet and scooped him up...]
JI: He's going for the Diablo Driver again!
DH: FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!
[But Platero Mask struggled and escaped the attempt! Diablo spun around
and right into.. ANOTHER MASSIVELY STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Diablo fell
to the canvas with a thud and then Platero Mask looked at a corner and
scrambled over...]
JI: Platero Mask is climbing up the turnbuckles.. We have NEVER seen
him go for any top rope or high flying moves ever!
DH: This is not Verona, Italy! Donkeys do not fly here!
[And yet.. Platero Mask scrambled up the turnbuckles, reached the top and...]
[MASSIVE GIANT POP]
JI: MOONSAULT! OH MY GOD! MOONSAULT!
DH: That moonsault... It looks so familiar...
JI: It.. Did! But.. It can't be him..
DH: But...
JI: Platero Mask is going for the cover! Referee Fuentes is in position..
DH: That moonsault..
JI: UNO!
DH: Moonsault? KICK OUT DIABLO!
JI: DOS!
DH: HURRY! VIVA RUD-
JI: TRES... TRES!
*DING DING DING*
DH: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
3a: Platero FC
Winners of the 2012 La Copa de Atomicos: Platero FC
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[ARENA MEXICO SHAKING WINDOW RATTLING GIANT OMEGA SUPREME SIZED POP]
JI: Platero Mask has pinned Masked Diablo and Platero FC have won La Copa
de Atomicos!
DH: But.. It.. They... You... AIEEEEEEEEE!
[El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez scramble into the ring
and help their team captain to his feet. Platero Mask rubs his left knee
a bit then is surprised as his team mates grab him by his legs and then..
HOIST HIM ONTO THEIR SHOULDERS!]
[HUGE POP]
[They begin parading around the ring with their team captain on thier
shoulders! The crowd is throwing money towards the ring in a sign of
respect for what they just witnessed!]
JI: This is INCREDIBLE! And Diego.. LOOK AT THE SWEETHEART!
[On her knees, her hands locked in prayer the donkey masked woman known
as The Sweetheart cries through the eye holes in her mask and gives thanks
to a higher power for the victory her hero has attained tonight!]
DH: UGH! This is like.. The worst thing EVER!
[Masked Diablo is helped to his feet by his nephew Diablo Marquez and
Damien Fuego and Jack-O as well. Platero's team mates set him down and
Platero Mask heads over towards his rival and offers a handshake. Diablo
looks at Platero's hand, then looks at the canvas, rubs his masked head
in some despair, then nods his head and shakes his rival's hand!]
[GIANT SPORTSMANSHIP POP]
JI: Who would've thought we would see something like this!
DH: AIEEEEEEEEE! Rudos were robbed all night long!
[And then Javier Gonzalez, the ring announcer, climbs into the ring
with El Magnifico, carrying the medal cases, and Maria Juarez, in a
gold two piece bikini and holding the large gold trophy! Javier walks
to the middle of the ring with El Magnifico.]
JG: (And now for the presentation of the Silver Medals, please give a
big hand for the runner ups.. DEVIL'S DEN!)
[BIG OVATION, shockingly, for the rudo team! Jack-O walks up to El
Magnifico first. The father of the ASLL Heavyweight Champion, El HIjo
de Magnifico, puts a silver medal around Jack-O's neck then shakes his
hand. He does the same for Damien Fuego and Diablo Marquez. When Masked
Diablo comes to El Magnifico, the greatest luchadore of all time places
the medal around his neck then speaks with the Devil's Den captain for
a bit, gives him a hand shake and an embrace and then Diablo joins his
team mates outside the ring on the entrance ramp.]
DH: They did Rudos proud.. *sobs* *sobs*
JG: (And now for the presentation of the Gold Medals, please give a
big hand for PLATERO FC!)
[GIANT OVATION! Chihuahua Nunez gets the gold medal put around his neck
and a handshake from El Magnifico. The legend does the same for Pugacito
Fernandez but asks the pug dog themed fighter about his shoulder before
then giving El Dragon his medal and a handshake. And then Platero Mask
walks up to El Magnifico. Magnifico puts the gold medal around his neck
then talks with the man from Moguere, Spain a bit before shaking his hand
and patting him on the back. Platero then walks to his team mates still
in the ring.]
JG: (And finally.. THe presentation of the Trophy!)
[LARGEST POP EVER because SEXY AS HECK Maria Juarez in her tiny two piece
gold bikini, beaming with a big smile, walks to the middle of the ring
with the large gold trophy. Platero Mask walks over to her in the middle
of the ring.]
JG: (Ladies and gentlemen.. The winners of the 2012 La Copa de Atomicos..
PLATERO FC!)
[Maria hands Platero the trophy, he shakes her hand and then.. LIFTS THE
TROPHY UP INTO THE AIR!]
[YOWZA WOWZA POWZA SUPER DUPER TROOPER STUPOR GIANT OVATION POP]
["Escuela de Calor" by Radio Futura, Platero Mask's theme song, begins to
play and the crowd goes NUTS while Platero Mask, El Dragon and Los Perros
Diminutos jump up and down celebrating with the giant gold trophy!]
JI: What an INCREDIBLE scene this is!
DH: Yes, Maria right now in that ring is INCREDIBLE!
JI: What's this?!
[Platero hands the trophy to El Dragon and then climbs out of the ring
and heads for.. The Sweetheart. He walks to her and offers her his hand.
She nervous takes his hand and then he leads her up the ring steps and
onto the apron. He holds the ropes open for her and she climbs into the
ring and Platero Mask climbs in after her.]
JI: Platero Mask has brought the Sweetheart into the ring..
DH: I do not get it, Jose. He could have probably gotten a kiss from
Maria, THE MOST INCREDIBLE LOOKING WOMAN ON THE PLANET, but he is making
a big fuss for a woman in a donkey mask dressed like India Maria!
[Platero takes his gold medal off and then he puts it around the neck
of the Sweetheart! Then he turns to his team mates, they nod their
heads and hand him the large gold trophy, he then gets down on one
knee and hands the trophy to The Sweetheart! She looks around nervously
and then... TAKES THE TROPHY! And.. LIFTS IT UP INTO THE AIR!]
[GIANT POP]
DH: UGH!
JI: Love, Diego. You just do not understand love.
DH: Not between donkeys, no!
[Platero Mask then gets his arm under the Sweetheart and he lifts her up
into the air on his arm and shoulder, the trophy in her arms and now..
GOLD CONFETTI FALLS FROM THE CIELING! As Radio Futura continues to rock
Arena Mexico via the PA and fans are celebrating all over the place,
El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez jump up and down in the
ring singing "OLE OLE OLE"! Platero Mask parades the Sweetheart around the
while she hoists the trophy into the air. Devil's Den watches from the
entrance ramp with sad masked expressions. Then El Magnifico and Maria
Juarez climb out of the ring and make their way to Jose and Diego!]
DH: Oh.. M-m-my..
JI: El Magnifico, all of us at All Star Lucha Libre can not thank you
enough for helping us to do these ceremonies tonight!
EM: It was my pleasure, Jose. I wish it could have been my son in the
ring celebrating with the trophy but.. In the end I am glad it went to
a tecnico!
JI: Maria, your thoughts!
MJ: Oh, Jose, this has been incredible! The crowd, the pageantry, the
drama! But.. I am very cold...
DH: C-cold?! Por su puesto, Maria, p-please a moment...
[Diego fumbles with his headphones and then takes off his tuxedo jacket,
his hands trembling and he offers it to Maria.]
DH: P-please p-put th-this on!
MJ: Oh, thank you so much, Diego, but actually Senor Magnifico has already
promised me his jacket..
DH: Ah.....
[El Magnifico proceeds to take off his white suit jacket and put it around
Maria. Diego's face is one of complete and total awkwardness and defeat.]
DH: That is wonderful!
JI: It has been a wonderful night! Thank you so much for joining us tonight!
Platero FC are the 2012 La Copa de Atomicos champions! See you next time,
ADIOS!
MJ: Adios! *WINK*
DH: ...
[We cut to the ring and a shot of Platero Mask, El Dragon, Pugacito Fernandez
and Chihuahua Nunez now all carrying The Sweetheart on their shoulders as she
holds the trophy up in the air as the scene fades.]
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(c)2012 FFN

