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[Scene opens to an office. There are framed diplomas, certificates and pictures
adorning the office wall. A big desk of dark colored wood has an older caucasian
man dressed in gray slacks, white button up shirt and a dark gray tie with a 
beard and mustache and mostly bald, leaning against the desk. He looks frustrated
as he stares at.. We don't see. They're offscreen.]

Man: Hmmm... So let me get this all straightened out... You..

[We cut to a small Mexican man wearing a pink mask with a red heart design on
it.]

Masked Man: Saint Valentine.

Man: Right.. You, Mr. Valentine, are the father of him....

[We cut to another small Mexican man, this one wearing a red mask with a pink
heart design on it.]

Other Masked Man: El Hijo de Valentine.

Man: Yes.. You  are Saint Valentine's son though he never claimed you or even
knew about you...

eHdV: My father does not know about any of his children until they come to
find him. Like my half brother...

Man: Your half brother, St. Valentine Junior, who showed up and angrily pursued
your father with attacks until they had a Loser Leaves FFN Pro match which your
father, St. Valentine, won and in effect kicked his son.. one of his sons..
out of wrestling.

SV: I wish it could have been different, Dr. Schneider. I wanted to get along
with my son.

Voice: Lies! He is a miserable bastard who would do anything to shake free of
his children!

[The Doctor rubs his forehead and then looks up.]

Dr.S: After St. Valentine kicked his illegitimate son out of wrestling you...

[We see yet another small Mexican man wearing a black mask with a purple
heart design on it.]

Yet Another Masked Man: Dark Valentine!

Dr.S: His brother.. You showed up and began feuding with your brother but after
suffering several defeats at the hand of your brother.. Then you...

[We cut to another Mexican man, this one is much larger than the others, and
he has a gray mask with a black heart design on it.]

Big Masked Man: El Padre de Valentine.

Dr.S: The father of St. Valentine and Dark Valentine, the Grand Father of
El Hijo de Valentine and St. Valentine Jr.. You show up and you fight with
your son, St. Valentine. You beat him down really badly and that is when you..

[We cut back to El Hijo de Valentine.]

Dr.S: You show up and take on your Grand Father who beats YOU badly.. And
then You..

[We cut back to St. Valentine.]

Dr.S: You come back from your beatings and you fight your father and finally
defeat him and then FFN Pro.. Goes under.

[We see all four masked men sitting next to each other and nodding their
heads.]

Dr.S: OK.. Now.. All four of you have been signed to begin fighting in All
Star Lucha Libre.. And you have come to me to work all the issues out so you
can be one strong family unit.

[El Padre de Valentine and Dark Valentine sit up in their chairs.]

ePdV: Que?! I did not come here to make up with my no good for anything son
or my worthless grandson!

DV: We came here to sign contracts to fight them, not to make up with them!

Dr.S: But.. I thought.. I was told..

[St. Valentine raises his hand.]

SV: That was me, senor. I thought we should all talk it over.. Become a real
family.

eHdV: I agree.. It is time to get over the problems and become a strong family
and share all the times we have all missed out on.

DV: Ridiculous!

ePdV: I want nothing to do with either of you losers!

[Dr. Schneider looks ready to blow a gasket.]

Dr.S: GENTLEMEN... 

[They all turn to look at him.]

Dr.S: What is wrong with all of you?! NONE OF YOU ARE REALLY FAMILY!

[They all look at each other and then back at him.]

Dr.S: You're all playing the ROLES of being family to each other but none
of you are ACTUALLY family!

[Dark Valentine and Saint Valentine look at each other then back at the
Doctor.]

DV: Actually we are brothers..

SV: Si, he is mi hermano.

Dr.S: OK.. Besides you two.. This guy here...

[Points to El Hijo de Valentine.]

Dr.S: You are just some guy who played his bad son before and now you are playing
his good son!

[El Hijo de Valentine looks at St. Valentine.]

EHdV: Father? Is this true?

SV: Do not listen to him, mi hijo. I think he has gotten confused.

Dr.S: No.. I am not the one confused.. This guy..

[Points to El Padre de Valentine.]

Dr.S: You are not they're father or his grand father.. You're all roughly
the same age for crissake!

ePdV: SLANDER! I will HURT you for saying such lies!

[The large masked Mexican man jumps to his feet and moves towards the old
man but St. Valentine jumps and gets in between them.]

SV: No, mi padre! He is just confused, we should not fight.. We should get
along!

ePdV: CALLATE! You irresponsible Don Juan making children all over the place
because you are laying pipe down with any woman who flings herself at your
handsome mask! You will not tell me what I can do! You respect your father!

[Dark Valentine jumps out of his seat and shoves his brother back.]

DV: Listen to our father!

[El Hijo de Valentine jumps up.]

eHdV: Leave my father alone!

[Oh yeah, it's on now! St. Valentine & El Hijo de Valentine are now brawling
all over the office with El Padre de Valentine & Dark Valentine! Dr. Schneider
runs out of the room holding his head.]

Dr.S: THEY'RE ALL LOCO! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[The men brawl as the scene fades.]
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[Taped @ San Angelo Coliseum, San Angelo, TX, USA]
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[We pan over the packed crowd at the San Angelo Coliseum then cut to the announce
table where we see Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez.]

JI: Hola everybody! Welcome to All Star Lucha Libre's LuchaMania TV! I'm Jose
Ignacio and...

DH: I can speak for myself, Jose. I am Diego Hernandez, the best looking commentator
in pro wrestling and the man that Maria Juarez winks at!

[Diego makes his most suave face he can come up with while Jose shakes his head.]

JI: Pay no mind to my colleague..

DH: Hey!

JI: What a show we have for you tonight, lucha fans! We will see El Dragon make
his ASLL debut and we will see the ASLL Trios Champions in action.

DH: El Hijo de Green Ghost, Negro Arachnid III and Payaso Diablo V.. VIVA RUDOS!

JI: We will see the current ASLL Light Heavyweight Champion, Guadalupe Angel IV,
in action.

DH: Bah! He sucks! I can not wait for someone to come along and clip his wings
and make him a fallen angel!

JI: Maria Juarez will have the ASLL Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico,
with her..

DH: RUDO! Sexy Maria! RUDO! Sexy Maria! I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

JI: Si, that is very apparent...

DH: Que?

JI: Nothing.. Supposedly we have a few other surprises in store and then the
main event.. To determine the number one contender for the ASLL Tag Team
Championships.. All Monster Attack take on Death Dealers!

DH: We all know what is going to happen, Jose! Death Dealers will throw those
monster midgets into the wind like so much dust and then go on to squash those
Los Corazones wimps and become tag team champions we can be proud of!

JI: *sighs* Alot is on tap so let's get going with words from the debuting
El Dragon!
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Tecnico Speak!
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[El Dragón wears a deep purple-based mask with two red horns sprouting from 
the top. Along both side of the mask are two fire burst patterns originating 
from the mask's mouth. He also wears his wrestling tights, also orchid in color 
with red & yellow flames on the side of the tights.]

El Dragón: Hola! My name is El Dragón and proudly I come to ASLL to continue the 
legacy of my mask from my mentor and greatest of Belizean luchadores, El Monstruo 
de Fuego! A man who's legend in my country is above all else and, if I am successful, 
will be among one of the all greats of lucha libre!

Being only a small kid when El Monstruo de Fuego started to train me, I didn't 
appreciate what he meant to my country. He saw in me the talent to be a great man 
in the world of lucha libre, but I didn't see the same when I started. I didn't 
realize that my mentor was no ordinary man nor realize the honor of wearing his 
mask was no ordinary honor.

I was cocky. I had thought it was about me and only me. I thought my opponents 
respected, feared, and honored ME!

[The fiery horned masked wrestler shakes his head.]

El Dragón: It was only in his passing, five years ago, that I finally saw what 
he was to my country. The men and women who lined up and down the roads of Belmopan 
to see him laid to rest was amazing. It finally hit me that I was the man to carry 
his legacy - the man he picked!

[El Dragón lowers his head.]

El Dragón: For five years, I failed his legacy and his honor. Since then, I 
have made it my mission to finally do right by my mentor... 

[El Dragón brings his head back up, his eyes wide with determination.]

El Dragón: ...and finally establish the mask and legacy of El Dragón amongst 
the greatest in lucha libre!

[The shot focuses in on the mask and the eyes of El Dragón before cutting out.]
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: El Dragon
vs
Rudo: Radical Skater
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The masked punk rock attired Radical Skater came out to the ring running his
hand through his mask's mo-hawk and waving a skateboard around the air. Fans
were lukewarm to him like usual but they came alive for the masked man from
the country of Belize, El Dragon! The dragon themed luchadore made an acrobatic
entrance and had the fans cheering before the match started. Skater tried to
jump El Dragon before the match began but the masked man from Belize avoided
the attack and caught the masked punk rocker with a hard running dropkick! El
Dragon followed it up with a Guillotine Legdrop and then when Radical got to
his feet he was flattened again this time by a Flying Heel kick! Skater rolled
out of the ring to escape the onslaught but he didn't get much escape because
El Dragon grabbed the top rope and leaped over and caught the masked punker
with a flying knee strike! The masked man from Belize rolled Skater back into
the ring and then leaped onto the ropes and WALKED THE ROPES, to HUGE applause
from the fans, and then leapt off with a flying shoulder tackle that floored
the masked skater. El Dragon then raced to the top and leaped off with BOMBA
DEL FUEGO! He nailed his moonsault press for the 1,2,3!

Winner: El Dragon
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JI: What a sensational debut for El Dragon here in All Star Lucha Libre!

DH: Sensational? Did you hear the fans? They were so loud!

JI: They were cheering him on, Diego. They liked his lucha libre!

DH: All that noise was liking his lame lucha libre? Where was the dirty tricks?
Where was the cheating? How could they like that?!

JI: Well.. Maybe the next match will have more of what you want. On our
debut episode of LuchaMania TV a team of Fernando Ramirez, Manuel Ramirez
and Joselito Guapo had a great debut match. The ASLL Trios Champions took
exception to their performance and have vowed to show the Ramirez's and
Guapo how it's done tonight.

DH: They will, Jose! They will show how to properly destroy your opponents.

JI: Let's go to some comments from the ASLL Trios Champions.

DH: VIVA RUDO!
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Rudos Speak!
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El Hijo de Green Ghost: Fernando Ramirez, you are a common opponent so far in
my career just as our fathers were back in their day. But you are a pathetic
fighter, Fernando. You lead your nephew and your "handsome" friend to wimpy
victories. Disgusting! Tonight we are going to show you and your partners how
to properly get it done in the ring!

Negro Arachnid III: Si, amigo! Keep your eyes on the television tonight
Fernando, Manuel and Joselito. We are the Trios Champions of All Star Lucha
Libre for a reason and you will see why on full display tonight when we ensnare
some chumps in our web and tear them to pieces!

Payaso Diablo V: Hoo Hoo hoo! All this talk about destruction and tearing...
It puts a smile on my face because I know it makes my boss.. That bearded
pitch forked man downstairs.. a happy, happy man. And that makes me a happy
man so then I can do my job of entertaining the boys and girls out there and
make THEM happy! Doo Di Doo! I can not wait to put smiles on all your faces
boys and girls via mayhem and terror! Hoo Hoo Hoo! PAYASO LOVES YOU ALL!
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Trios Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: La Mascara de Azul[c], Pancho Espinosa & Thiago Alvarez
vs
Rudos: El Hijo de Green Ghost[c], Negro Arachnid III & Payaso Diablo V
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The All Star Lucha Libre Trios Champions hit the ring and immediately attacked
thier smaller opponents. El Hijo de Green Ghost set upon Azul with brutal stomps
and a nasty suplex into the turnbuckles! Negro Arachnid III battered Alvarez
with forearm smashes and then a nasty brainbuster. Payaso Diablo V had Espinosa
in a corner and was bludgeoning him with kicks to the face followed by insane
laughs and weird dances. Arachnid and Payaso threw Espinosa and Alvarez out
of the ring and the three rudos triple teamed on Azul, culiminating in a BRUTAL
Three Way assisted Powerbomb! Espinosa and Alvarez ran in, some would say foolishly,
only to take a horrible beating from the trios champions who bloodied both men's
faces with hard punches. Green Ghost's son lifted Azul up in a Military Press
and threw him out of the ring, mimmicking his famous father. Then Negro Arachnid
III used his family's famous Sleeper Hold on Alvarez, putting the poor man to
sleep and out while Payaso Diablo V hit a Payaso Driver on Espinosa to put
him away and the Trios champions were victorious.

W: Rudos 

Postmatch the trios champions continued to stomp and pound on their defeated
opponents. El Hijo de Green Ghost then grabbed La Mascara de Azul and set him
up for... EL MARTINETE! He was going to hit the DREADED Tombstone Piledriver
on the poor man, a move that is certain DOOM and months out of action with
neck injuries in lucha libre, when the crowd leapt to their feet because
out ran Fernando Ramirez, Manuel Ramirez and Joselito Guapo! The fan favorites
ran in and prevented the champions from injuring Azul and the rudos escaped,
shaking their fists at the beloved tecnicos!
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JI: Thank goodness for the Ramirez's and Guapo! They saved La Mascara de Azul
from a neck injury!

DH: Boo! Boo I say! What right do those pretty boys have to interupt our trios
champions?! This is an outrage!

JI: You are an outrage, Diego! Wishing harm on Azul..

DH: Nobody cares about that bum, Jose! Those pretty boys had NO RIGHT to 
mess with our trios champions and one of these days, Jose, the champs are going
to make them pretty boys PAY!

JI: Well, we'll see about all of that. It will be some match when these two
trios teams finally fight over the All Star Lucha Libre Trios Championships.
Up next we are going to see another champion, the ASLL Light Heavyweight
Champion, Guadalupe Angel Cuatro!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Guadalupe Angel IV: Over thirty years ago a young student in the seminary to
become a priest prayed to the Virgin Mary to guide him to spread the word of
God through lucha libre and the Guadalupe Angel mask began it's journey in
lucha libre. Ten years later the original Guadalupe Angel lost the mask and
passed it on to another young student from the seminary. Later the 2nd man
to wear this mask ended up vacating the mask because he gave in to temptations
and found love with a woman who bore him a son. Another young student from
the seminary was found to continue the legacy of the Guadalupe Angel and he
kept the legacy alive and the passion of continuing to spread the good word
of the lord. A few years ago he finally lost the mask and left the world of
lucha libre. So the search for another Guadalupe Angel, the 4th one, led to
me.. A young student from the seminary.. And.. The son of the 2nd Guadalupe
Angel. I am honored to continue the great legacy of this mask and am proud
to be the light heavyweight champion of All Star Lucha Libre. Tonight I make
my debut for the LuchaMania show in th United States and I offer all the
new viewers my prayers and welcomes to the world of lucha libre. May God
bless us all.
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Guadalupe Angel IV
vs
Rudos: Monkey Martinez
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The All Star Lucha Libre Light Heavyweight Champion came out to a big ovation.
He offered a handshake to his monkey themed opponent who took the handshake
then grabbed Angel's mask and raked the eyes! Martinez shoved the light heavyweight
champion into a corner and threw lots of wild shots and then whipped the
champ out of the corner but Angel reversed it and took Monkey down with a
drop toehold takedown! The 4th Guadalupe Angel used a side headlock to wear
his opponent down but Martinez pushed up to his feet and then to the ropes.
Angel gave a clean break only to get a poke to the eyes! Monkey then scooped
up the champ and slammed him down and climbed to the top and went for a body
splash off the top.. But the champ rolled out of the way! Angel got Martinez
to his feet, hit a vertical suplex then climbed to the top turnbuckle. He made
the sign of the cross and then when Martinez got to his feet the champ leaped
off... PRAYERS FROM GUADALUPE! The famous Guadalupe Angel Missile Dropkick
finisher with the hands together in prayer! The champ got the easy pin!

W: Guadalupe Angel IV

Postmatch the champion helped Martinez to his feet, shook his hand and then
said some prayers with his opponent then left the ring shaking hands with
fans and doing short prayers with some young fans.
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DH: YUCK! I feel like I just went to church!

JI: An inspirational and sporting win by our Light Heavyweight Champion..

DH: Inspirational? Are you nuts? That was just.. YUCK!

JI: *sigh* Anyways.. Wait.. What is this?!

[We cut to a very dark blue screen with several black sylhouetted figures. They
all seem small and very short but we can not make out any details whatsoever. The
small figures move around and then red text appears on the screen.]

"Mini's Are Coming"

[The scene fades back to a very surprised Jose and Diego.]

JI: ...

DH: .. What the hell was that?!

JI: I.. I don't know!

DH: Mini's are coming?

JI: Ah... I guess?

DH: Little people are going to invade All Star Lucha Libre? EEEEEEEEE!

JI: Folks, I do not know what that was all about but up next is a very special
edition of Maria Gets the Scoop!

DH: MARIA! TE AMO!

JI: Yeah.. Tonight she has the All Star Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo
de Magnifico, in the studio with her!

DH: Callate, Jose! Get to Maria! GIVE US MARIA!

JI: *sigh* Here's Maria!

DH: MARIA! 
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Maria Gets the Scoop!
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[We cut to the studio with the couch and the desk and sitting on the desk, her
long curvy legs crossed tightly because her tight hip hugging black skirt is 
too short, Maria Juarez smiles at the viewer and making jaws drop with her low
cut red blouse.]

MJ: Hola, everyone! I am Maria Juarez and this is my show, Maria Gets the
Scoop!

*WINK*

MJ: So far I have had only champions on my show and tonight is no different.
Well.. It is different because he is not just any champion, no. This is the
All Star Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion! The son of the greatest luchadore
of all time! Please welcome my guest.. EL HIJO DE MAGNIFICO!

[Out walks a muscular Mexican man dressed in a dark gray suit with a white
shirt underneath and a black tie. Oh and his famous gold and silver mask
and the gold and leather title belt that he carries in his arm. It is indeed
the son of El Magnifico, the man who defeated El Nieto de Valiente on the
debut episode of LuchaMania TV to be crowned the ASLL Heavyweight Champion.
Magnifico walks up to Maria, who looks a bit in awe of being in the presence
of the great luchadore, shakes her hand.]

eHdM: Hola, Maria.

MJ: H-hola, El Hijo de Magnifico! Please be seated!

[Maria motions to the couch, Magnifico nods his head and goes to sit down while
Juarez manages to hop off the desk without flashing the world since her skirt
is so short and tight. She gets behind her desk and flashes a smile at her
guest.]

MJ: Welcome to my show, Maria Gets The Scoop!

eHdM: Gracias, Maria.

MJ: You are the son of El Magnifico, generally considered the greatest luchadore
in the history of lucha libre.

eHdM: Si.

MJ: Your father held the famous Associacion Nacional de Lucha Libre Heavyweight
Championship more times than any fighter ever. He also held the Los Locos Lucha
Libre, 4L, World Heavyweight Championship more times than any fighter ever.

eHdM: Si, Maria.

MJ: You, yourself, held the 4L Championship as well. The last man to hold it.

eHdM: Everyone knows all of this very well, Maria.

MJ: R-right. After a long time away from Mexico, how does it feel to once again
be champion in your home country?

eHdM: It feels natural, Maria. When you are royalty, the only true royalty in
lucha libre, being the top man in the world of lucha libre is what you are and
being in this spot is nothing strange. 

MJ: You defeated El Nieto de Valiente, the grandson of El Valiente who was the
first man to hold the ANLL and 4L titles, to become the first ever ASLL Heavyweight
Champion.

eHdM: Ha! Si, Maria! Si, I beat him.

MJ: You prevented him from carrying on the legacy of his family.

eHdM: Maria.. His family's legacy is one of trash! His father was the first to
hold those famous championships, si. But his father also became jealous of my
father and turned on my father who ended up taking his mask and crushing El
Valiente's fighting spirit. And since we have seen nothing of Valiente's grandson
since I defeated him in two falls.. Heh.. I rest my case on the legacy of that
family.

MJ: It is true, we have not heard or seen from El Nieto de Valiente since the
loss. I tried to get ahold of him for a comment or an interview but have not
been able to so far.

eHdM: It is not a surprise, Maria, that he has run away. No one should be
surprised. 

MJ: Well, I wanted to get your thoughts on another heavyweight champion that
has been here in All Star Lucha Libre.

eHdM: Que?! I am the ONLY heavyweight champion here, Maria!

MJ: Ah.. Well see.. Last time we saw action from Antonio Morientes, who is
the champion of a small company in the United States called HUGE.

eHdM: HAHA! BWAHAHAHA!

[Magnifico laughs a bit then shakes his head.]

eHdM: Oh, him. Ha! Maria, being the champion of a small bar called the 
Hellfire is nothing for anyone to be proud of, much less compared to a title
that I, the son of El Magnifico, hold. I, quite frankly, am insulted that
All Star Lucha Libre would let a Spaniard be in it's ring.

MJ: All Star Lucha Libre has competitors from all over the world..

eHdM: Maria.. Disgracing our rings with European blood.. So close to the
Independence of our country.. It shows a lack of class and a lack of pride
in our own blood. 

MJ: You mean that, seriously?

eHdM: Si, Maria. But.. I have been fighting for a while in the United States
and have fought all kinds of people from all kinds of places. If ASLL will
continue to let this European scum compete in our rings.. I offer a challenge
to the Spanish dog. 

MJ: A challenge? 

eHdM: Si. Next episode, I challenge Antonio Morientes to fight a one fall
match against mi amigo, the oldest son of Eduardo Ramirez, Jose Ramirez!

MJ: Wow!

eHdM: Morientes.. You want to INSULT our Aztecan blood by competing in our
rings.. Fight one of our best next time. Prove yourself worthy! If you lose
then do the right thing and get OUT!

MJ: What a scoop! El Hijo de Magnifico is challenging Antonio Morientes to
fight Jose Ramirez next time in a one fall match!

eHdM: I will be here next time to see if it happens. Take the challenge,
Morientes.. Prove yourself.

MJ: This is amazing! The challenge has been thrown out there, now we only
have to wait and see if Antonio Morientes accepts it. Magnifico, thank you
so much for coming to my show!

eHdM: My pleasure, Maria.

MJ: Next time I will have several guests and they will NOT be champions!
I will have four of the top contenders for the Light Heavyweight Championship!
See you next time!

*WINK*
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DH: Another wink for me? Te Amo, Maria! Te Amo! 

JI: *sigh* Diego, how many times must we-

DH: ONLY TO ME!

JI: Folks, it is time to determine the number one contenders for the All
Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Championships. We have two of the top teams in
all of lucha libre, All Monster Attack and Death Dealers, going one on one
up next and.. 

[In the background you hear the crowd going wild]

DH: What are they doing here?

[We cut to the ring and we see the ASLL Tag Team Champions, Los Corazones,
along with Emylee making their way to ringside where they sit down in some
seats in the front row.]

JI: It appears our tag team champions are here to watch this match in person
and witness who they're challengers will be.

DH: They are here to bring all the attention onto themselves! Glory Hogs!

JI: I am sure they are just here to watch the match.

DH: As sure as my brother is the fairest referee around I know that can not
be the case!

JI: Before any of us watch this match let's hear from both teams!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Lizard Man Wild: A new battleground but old foes. Death Dealers and All Monster
Attack prepare to do battle once again. I am sure this will not be the last time
our forces meet in the ring but it will be the first time for this match to
happen in All Star Lucha Libre! On the line.. A shot at the ASLL Tag Team
Championships!

Terror Bird Magma: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

LMW: Death Dealers, we are well aware that you are bigger than us but both
of you are also well aware that we have a fight in us that is bigger than
our size. Everything is on the lines and we will bring the battle with all
the ferocity that monsters have to get that shot at the titles.

TBM: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Rudos Speak!
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Asesino Loco: There is only one obstacle standing between us and those Los
Corazones clowns and their ASLL Tag Team Championships.. Two little monsters.
Oh the battles we've had in the past at Origami Lucha Libre all set to explode
once again. You two fools should not delude yourselves. It is not healthy. You
should forfeit the match and save yourself the "hit" coming your way.

Grinning Death: The little monsters are ready to be put under the earth by us
yet again. It would be wise to listen to my partner but it would also be no fun
if you did heed his warning. We look forward to once again giving you two the
only deal that we can offer...

Both: DEATH!
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Main Event!
Tag Team Number One Contender's Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnicos: All Monster Attack (Lizard Man Wild & Terror Bird Magma)
vs
Rudos: Death Dealers (Asesino Loco & Grinning Death)
==========================================================================
The menacing heavyweight duo known as the Death Dealers made their way to
the ring to lots of boos. They made sure to stop in front of the ASLL Tag
Team Champions, Los Corazones, and their manager Emylee at ringside and
jaw some threatening words their way. The champions kept their composure
though. Soon All Monster Attack made their way to the ring to a HUGE ovation!
Terror Bird Magma made an acrobatic entrance while Lizard Man Wild stretched
in a corner. The match was ready to begin!

Primera Caida:
Lizard Man Wild started off against Asesino Loco. Loco showed off his size and
strength advantage early on but soon Wild was tripping the larger man with
takedowns and tying him up into submission holds! Asesino was frustrated by
the submission and technical prowess of the Lizard Man themed luchadore. Loco
tagged out to his partner Grinning Death who tried to show off his size and
strength advantage over Wild as well but the small masked man had the larger
man tripping onto the canvas quickly and tying him up in submissions! Death
scrambled out of the ring frustrated just as his partner was! Loco hopped off
the apron to calm his tag team partner down but this just gave Terror Bird
Magma the opening to race up the turnbuckles and leap off and SURPRISE both
Death Dealers with a Corkscrew Plancha off the top! The crowd was on their
feet! Los Corazones and Emylee took notice of it as well. After pulling
themselves off the floor Asesino Loco scrambled into the ring and went after
Terror Bird Magma. The small luchadore avoided the heavyweight's charge and
peppered him with some kicks and a leaping enziguiri style kick to send
Loco into the ropes. Grinning Death ran in to attack Magma from behind but
Magma ducked and Lizard Man Wild leaped in catching Death with a springboard
leg lariat! Magma raced up the turnbuckles and when Loco got to his feet the
small man leaped off the top with a SPECTACULAR Somersault Missile Dropkick!
After Loco was floored by that move Lizard Man Wild pounced on him and locked
on a Fujiwara Arm Bar and Loco.. TAPS OUT! Grinning Death desperately comes 
after Wild only to get tripped to the canvas. Magma was back on the top and
leaped off.. 450 SPLASH! Magma with the cover.. 1,2,3! All Monster Attack had
taken the first fall!
1a: All Monster Attack

Segunda Caida:
Death Dealers were reeling as the 2nd fall began and Lizard Man Wild tried to
take advantage by taking Grinning Death down with a Rolling Kneebar but Loco
was there to save his partner! Terror Bird Magma got into the match and was
hitting Loco with some dropkicks and then went for a Somersault Senton Splash
off the top but Loco moved out of the way! Grinning Death then ran into the
ring and knocked Wild off the apron. Asesino Loco hit a Double Underhook
Suplex on Magma then Grinning Death got the small fire bird themed luchadore
up in a powerbomb position and Loco grabbed Magma's head and... POWERBOMB
NECKBREAKER COMBO! Death covered and 1,2,3! Lizard Man Wild raced in only to
take boots to the midsection and get Double Suplexed! Both big men stomped away
on the small masked submissionist and then they set him up for.. DOUBLE 
CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! They planted Wild HARD on his head! Loco went for the
cover, 1,2,3! The rudos took the 2nd fall!
2a: Death Dealers

Tercera Caida:
Both sides were a fall a piece going into the 3rd fall. Wild was groggy from
the drop on his head and Loco started in on him with hard shots to the back of
the head and then hitting a Gutwrench Suplex. Loco tried to go for the cover
but Magma ran in to make the save. Grinning Death ran in and floored the
small bird man with a clothesline. Loco dragged Wild out onto the entrance
ramp and hit a NASTY Fisherman Buster on the entrance ramp! Wild held his
head and shook from the pain. In the ring Death was wasting Magma with 
hard shots and then a painful looking spinning backbreaker over his knee!
Loco climbed back in the ring and Death whipped Magma to him and Loco caught
the small man and PLANTED him with a Spinebuster! Loco went for the cover
but.. Lizard Man Wild groggily leaped into the ring and broke up the count
before it finished! Grinning Death dragged Wild out onto the ring apron and
put a standing headscissors, yanked him up and.. POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON TO
THE FLOOR! Brutal! Los Corazones and Emylee watched with much interest. 
In the ring Loco tried to set up for a powerbomb on Magma but the small man
began raining punches down and escaped the attempt! Terror Bird then ran
off the ropes and went for a charging dropkick but Loco moved out of the 
way and Grinning Death scrambled back in the ring. Death nailed some elbow
drops on Magma and then Loco dragged the bird man towards the corner. He
put Magma on the top and then Death came over, they grabbed the Terror Bird
by his arms and... DOUBLE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP! Loco covered 
the small man for the 1,2,3!

Los Corazones and Emylee talked to each other while Grinning Death dragged
Lizard Man Wild into the ring. All they needed now was to put away Wild
to get the tag team title shot. Loco and Death put a double stomping on
Wild and then Loco helped set Lizard Man up for a powerbomb by Grinning
Death then he went to a corner and began to celebrate! While Asesino Loco
was celebrating early, Lizard Man Wild escaped the powerbomb attempt and
rolled Death into a CROSS ARMBREAKER! Grinning Death struggled then.. TAPPED
OUT! The crowd was on their feet! Loco thought it was for them only to
turn around and see what had really happened! Now it was down to Asesino
Loco and Lizard Man Wild! Terror Bird Magma and Grinning Death were left
to watch outside the ring. Loco was beyond frustrated and went after Wild
with wild swings but Wild avoided them and took Loco down into a Fujiwara
Arm Bar! The crowd was going nuts but Asesino managed to grab the ropes to
break the submission hold. Wild held his head, still groggy from the head
drops he had taken already in the match, and he tried to go into a wrestling
takedown but Loco smacked the submissionist on the back of his head and
then whipped Wild to the ropes and hit a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! Asesino went
for the cover.. But Wild got the shoulder up just in time! Loco slapped
the mat in frustration then tried to go for a powerbomb but Wild escaped
and hit a martial arts style kick in the midsection to double the large
masked man over. Wild then took Loco down and tied him up into the STF!

The crowd was going wild, Loco was in alot of pain, Wild was stretching
as hard as he could, but somehow Asesino Loco managed to hold on and stretch
a boot onto the bottom rope to break the hold! Lizard Man Wild held his
head as he ran off the ropes but Grinning Death reached in to grab his foot
and trip the masked man! Terror Bird Magma protested but the referee didn't
see it and Loco took the opportunity to set Wild up and.. HIT A POWERBOMB!
Wild's head bounced off the canvas hard! Asesino went for the cover... BUT
SOMEHOW WILD GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Loco and Death were both throwing a tantrum,
one in the ring, one outside the ring. Lizard Man struggled to his feet
and Asesino went for a clothesline but Wild ducked and tried to take Loco
down into a Fujiwara Armbar but it was too close to the ropes. The referee
forced the break and Loco rolled away quickly. Lizard Man was slow to get
to his feet and Loco grabbed the referee, turning the ref's back so he
wouldn't catch Grinning Death CLOBBERING Wild over the back of the head
with a HARD Forearm shot! The crowd BOOED, Los Corazones & Emylee shook
their heads, and Wild stumbled holding his head. Loco let go of the referee
and grabbed Wild, set him up and... CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! Asesino goes
for the cover, and despite Terror Bird's protests, the count went to 1,2,3!
3a: Death Dealers

Winners: Death Dealers

Postmatch, Death Dealers celebrated and taunted Los Corazones at ringside.
Terror Bird Magma checked on Lizard Man Wild while protesting to the referee
about Grinning Death's actions. Loco & Death did not take well to this and
they booted Magma in the head. And then, before anyone could do anything to
stop what happened, Grinning Death yanked Magma up, scooped him up and into
position and to the HORROR of everyone... HE HIT THE MARTINETE ON MAGMA!
DOOM! LUCHA LIBRE DOOM! Magma laid completely still while Los Corazones
scrambled into the ring chasing Death Dealers out of the ring! The referee
called for help while Lizard Man Wild groggily was made aware of what had
just happened and lamented over his fallen partner. The crowd BOOED the
Death Dealers loudly as they made their way to the back. 
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JI: MY GOD! This is HORRIBLE!

DH: What? It's FANTASTICO!

JI: Diego, how can you say that? Terror Bird Magma will be out of action for
a LONG time now! He just took a major neck injury at the hands of the Death
Dealers!

DH: He should have shut up and not tried to mouth off about stuff! He got
everything he deserved!

JI: This is unbelievable and uncalled for! Earlier tonight the Trios
Champions tried to do this to La Mascara de Azul and now Grinning Death
has done this to Terror Bird Magma.. 

DH: If only the other one had happened earlier, this would be a great night!

JI: Stop it, Diego! This is serious!

DH: Seriously awesome!

JI: Folks, my apologies for my broadcast colleague and for the awful incident
that has just unfolded in the ring. Death Dealers are the number one contenders
for the tag team titles and next week they will face off against Los Corazones
for the belts in our main event!

DH: They just crippled a bird man, imagine what they'll do to those heart 
clowns!

JI: We'll also have a special challenge match between Antonio Morientes and
Jose Ramirez.. Folks we are out of time.. Thanks for stopping by and.. 

[Jose looks back at the sad scenes in the ring.]

JI: This is just awful! How could this have happened?!

DH: Viva Rudo!
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