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[The screen frames a handsomely dressed man in a fancy suit and bow-tie, 
holding an official ASLL microphone, but wearing a funny looking lucha mask...]

Man: On this special night of thrilling ASLL action, I'm "El Muy Varonil" 
Senor Dean Hayes, entrevistador de Lucha extraordinario, right here in 
beautiful Laredo, proudly wearing his very own luchadore mask! 

[Hayes beams with pride. There's a new aura of machismo to him, now, 
something never before witnessed in PVW. Truly, his new-found confidence 
oozes from the seams of his mask!]

SHD: Having been initiated to the mystic arts of Lucha Libre, I am ready 
to get all the mujercitas bonitas while I interview your favorite ASLL 
luchadores! ... like the dangerous monster standing right next to me, 
El Hombre Lobo!

[The camera pans slightly to include within the frame the broad-shouldered 
man in black and orange that stands next to Dean. He howls in the microphone!]

EHL: Aaaaah OUAIS! That's right, Dean! Tonight, it's Booger's turn to 
fall _prey_ to EL HOMBRE _lobo's_ CLUTCH, ouais! 

SDH: But that Booger... who knows where his finger has been? 

EHL: Doesn't matter, cousin! As soon as I step in that ring, _man_ 
will become WOLF, ouais, and Booger will regret the day he made that 
green getup his. His green blood isn't what I'm after, Hayes.

[He shakes his head.]

EHL: I'm out for BLUE blood, ouais! The blood of Lucha _royalty_, that's 
what I crave!

SDH: Is that so? 

EHL: I know what it's like to be a prisoner of your destiny, _condemned_ 
to travel the very same path your blood tread before you, to repeat the 
mistakes of your forefathers...  Just like _you_, El Nieto de Valiente! 

SDH: Valiente? 

[The preposterously huge muttonchops stitched on El Hombre Lobo's mask 
bob up and down as the fearsome luchadore nods.]

EHL: Ouais! Just like his grandfather before him, El Nieto de Valiente 
will retire from Lucha shamed and broken. 

SDH: No one has seen El Nieto de Valiente since his loss to El Hijo 
de Magnifico! 

EHL: That's right. He left in shame, ouais, and he's too much of a 
_cobarde_ to return. But he can't retire, not yet! 

[El Hombre Lobo's dark eyes turn to the lens.]

EHL: Did you hear, Valiente? Sure, you've been shamed, but you bear 
your grandfather's _name_, do you not? At least _try_ to live up to it 
a little! I know a ginger haired palooka that has been SHAMED more 
often than Rebbecca Black, yet he valiantly returns to the ring 
_every_ time. That's called bravery, Valiente. 

But you? You hide!

I know you've been shamed, but I also _know_ you have NOT been BROKEN, 
cousin! And that means your _destiny_ has not been fulfilled. 

[Dean Hayes doesn't even blink... though that might be because his 
mask is on too tight.]

SDH: And what is El Nieto de Valiente's destiny, exactly? 

[El Hombre Lobo turns to Dean.]

EHL: To be _shamed_ and BROKEN at the hands of El _Hombre_ LOBO, ouais! 

[Again, the Wolfman addresses El Nieto de Valiente directly 
through the camera.]

EHL: That's what your _destiny_ is, Valiente. So grow the pair you need 
to live up to your grandfather's name, cousin, and mount up the courage 
to step in my ring at the Mexican Independence Day show. Come face your 
DESTINY like a _man_! Come meet...

[The Wolfman stops in mid-sentence, and does a double take when he 
finally notices the mask that Dean Hayes wears. 

...

The men stare at each other.]

EHL: ...

SDH: ...

[An awkward silence fills the studio.

...

Until Dean feels compelled to put an end to the "dead air."]

SDH: You know... Masked bros get all the hos...

EHL: Are you trying to become the _exception_ that CONFIRMS the 
rule, cousin? 

SDH: But... the mujercitas bonitas...

EHL: What the _hell_ is that thing on your chin? 

SDH: What, on my mask? 

EHL: Ouais, that sausage-shaped thing aiming straight for your 
mouth hole.

SDH: It's a microphone. 

EHL: ...

SDH: ...

EHL: Is that what they told you? Because it looks like a limp little-

SDH (interrupting): It's a gold microphone! It aims at the mouth hole 
because that's what you aim microphones at! 

EHL: That's the fleshiest shade of gold I've ever seen, cousin. 

SDH: It's golden! I'm el entrevistador d'oro!

[El Hombre Lobo shakes his orange & black mask while exhaling loudly. 
After a deep breath, he raises his head again. His black eyes radiate 
disapproval. Then, the Wolfman slowly backs out of the frame, taking all 
the new-found confidence of the entrevistador d'oro away with him. "El Muy 
Varonil" Dean "Entrevistador d'Oro" Hayes is left alone, shoulders slumped, 
his eyes filling up with water (possibly because he can't blink).] 
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All Star Lucha Libre Presents...

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[Taped @ Laredo Entertainment Center, Laredo, TX, USA]
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[We cut to inside with the large crowd and then to the announce table where
Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez are seated.]

JI: Welcome to another exciting episode of All Star Lucha Libre's LuchaMania
TV! I'm Jose Ignacio..

DH: And I am the twinkle in Maria Juarez's eye and the brother of the best
referee in the world Pete Hernandez, Diego Hernandez!

JI: Tonight will be another jam packed episode! In a few moments we wil see
El Hombre Lobo in action once again. Later we will see both sides of the
Valentine family debut in ASLL action and Antonio Morientes will go one on
one with Jose Ramirez in a special challenge set up by the ASLL Heavyweight
Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico!

DH: Jose will make short work of this dirty European and cast him out of 
our ring!

JI: *sighs* And in our main event, former Origami Lucha Libre Tag Team &
Trios Champions the Death Dealers will challenge Los Corazones for the ASLL
Tag Team Championships!

DH: Jose, tonight we will see NEW tag team champions! I can't wait for those
Los Corazones clowns to get their butts kicked!

JI: Well, while on the subject of Death Dealers, last episode they used
the dreaded El Martinete on Terror Bird Magma of All Monster Attack. He
will be out of action til at least January of next year. All of us here in
ASLL wish him a speedy recovery.

DH: I don't!

JI: Diego!

DH: Que?

JI: You are too much! Also tonight we are joined by our colleague from
Phoenix Valley Wrestling, Dean Hayes. He will be conducting some interviews
tonight.

DH: He looks ridiculous with that mask on! Did you see the microphone on
the chin? It looks like a..

JI: LET'S GO TO THE RING FOR OUR FIRST MATCH OF THE NIGHT!

DH: Hey!
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: The Booger
vs
Rudo: El Hombre Lobo
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The Booger tried to play up to the crowd with some humor but very quickly he
found himself on the canvas from a HARD right cross by El Hombre Lobo who
quickly ran into the ring and sprang into action! Lobo hit a series of suplexes
on his unfortunate opponent and then he tossed Booger through the turnbuckles
and into the steel post where he hit his shoulder very hard. The Booger held
onto his shoulder, in obvious pain. The muttonchopped masked rudo wasted no
time in applying his DREADED CRUZ DEL LOBO which caused Booger to tap out in
an instant!
W: El Hombre Lobo
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JI: A very decisive victory for El Hombre Lobo who on the opening of this show
challenged El Nieto de Valiente to a match on the Mexican Independence Day
show!

DH: Valiente got his butt kicked by El Hijo de Magnifico and has tried to
run away, to hide himself like a coward! But El Hombre Lobo is a true man,
Jose! He will force Valiente to show his face and get his butt kicked!

JI: Hopefully we will hear from Valiente soon as to if he accepts the challenge.
But right now let's cut to our colleague Dean Hayes who is with St. Valentine
and El Hijo de Valentine!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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[The masked Dean Hayes is standing in front of an ASLL banner with two small
masked Mexican men. One has a pink mask with a red heart design on it, pink 
tights and red boots. The other has a red mask with pink heart design on it,
red tights and pink boots.]

SDH: Hello there everyone! I am here with Saint Valentine and his "son", El
Hijo de Valentine, collectively known as Los Tecnicos de Valentine! Gentlemen,
welcome to All Star Lucha Libre!

SV: Gracias. I would have preferred to be speaking with Maria Juarez..

[El Hijo de Valentine begins to shake his head.]

SV: But I am glad to be here with you as well.

SDH: I think EVERYONE would rather be speaking with Maria she is...

SV: Beautiful. A rose of such exquisite wonders that a man could be so lucky
to be near it and breathe in the aura of the rose.

SDH: Wow! How do you do that? I NEED to know!

SV: How do I do what?

SDH: The chick magnet thing! I am here to learn the ways of using the mask
in the battlefield of love and from what I have heard, Mr. Valentine, you
are the man to ask!

eHdV: Senor Hayes, my father is trying to leave his womanizing ways in
the pas-

SV: (cutting off his "son") I would gladly share the ways of the mask and
romance, Mister Hayes, if only.. If only such a thing could be taught. No..
When you look at a woman with your masked eyes.. You must seduce them with
a glance! Sometimes they can not even see your eyes, so you must be very
effective in how you move your head. Your body language.

SDH: Oh?

[El Hijo shakes his head wearily in the background.]

SV: Si. You must move your hips in a certain way so that it makes a fire
erupt in the woman's heart. The fire will make her sweat. She will sweat
in places..

eHdV: (cutting off his "father") WHAT ABOUT OUR MATCH TONIGHT, EH? Haha!
We can not wait to get out there and show the world our fighting!

SDH: B-but.. The body language.. The masked look.. I must know!

[Saint Valentine puts his hand on Haye's shoulder.]

SV: Look inside your heart, hombre! Find the stallion running in your soul then
show it to the women! Their hearts will flutter at the beating of your
hoofs upon their hearts and their curvy, supple bodies! Make them yours
with your masked machismo! 

[Dean looks inspired.. Captivated!]

SV: Find the lion of amor inside and let it ROAR and call the senoritas
to you with clothes falling all over the flo-

eHdV: WE REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE RING, FATHER! 

[Hijo grabs his "father" by his arm and pulls him away. Masked Dean Hayes
reaches out in desperation.]

SDH: No! Don't go! I NEED TO KNOW MORE!

eHdV: Adios!

[Hayes hangs his masked head sadly as we cut to the ring.]
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Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Los Tecnicos de Valentine (St. Valentine & El Hijo de Valentine)
vs
Rudos: Freddy Barbara & Rudy Marquez
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As St. Valentine made his way to the ring women in the crowd tossed roses at
him and a few threw underwear at him. His "son" shook his head at this while
Valentine blew masked kisses to the admirers. Barbara & Marquez looked angry
at this and tried to jump their opponents from behind but both Valentines
dodged the attacks and went to work whooping up on the journeymen rudos. Soon
El Hijo de Valentine had Marquez tied up in an Octopus hold that caused the
man to give up in short order. St. Valentine rolled up Barbara in a La Magistral
cradle to pin him and victory belonged to the tecnicos!
W: Los Tecnicos de Valentine
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JI: A big debut victory for the Valentines..

DH: Pssh! They are not true Valentines, Jose! Wait til the patriarch comes
out here in a moment.. Then you will see TRUE Valentines!

JI: Speaking of that, our colleague "El Muy Varonil" Dean Hayes is standing
by with the other half of the Valentine family!
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Rudos Speak!
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[Once again we are at the ASLL banner with masked Dean Hayes but this time
he's with a Mexican man roughly the same size as Saint Valentine but wearing
a black mask with a purple heart design on it. Then there is the tall very
muscular Mexican man wearing a dark gray mask with a black valentine design
on it.]

SDH: With me right now are El Padre de Valentine and his "son" Dark Valentine.
Gentlemen, earlier I was talking with St. Valentine and his "son" and Valentine
was giving me the goods on how to romance the women using the mask.

[Both luchadores tilt their head in an odd angle.]

SDH: Now I must ask you both for more insight on how to cultivate the power
of the mask when it comes to attracting the beautiful senoritas into one's
masked arms!

ePdV: You have been corrupted by that no good son of mine! That playboy thinks
God put him here to create a million children that he does not recognize! He
creates bastards everywhere and brings shame to our family! 

SDH: B-but..

DV: Do not listen to any advice from mi hermano! All he does is ruin lives
in the name of irresponsible lust! He is a bad man and we shall show him
and my misguided nephew how things should be done.

SDH: So.. No tips on...?

[Both luchadores stare at Dean, shake their heads and walk off. Dean hangs
his head yet again as we cut away.]
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Tag Team Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnicos: Pavo Pequeno & La Mascara de Azul
vs
Rudos: Los Rudos de Valentine (El Padre de Valentine & Dark Valentine)
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The less romantic side of the Valentine family hit the ring and immediately
attacked their opponents. Dark Valentine targetted Pavo Pequeno's arm that
was injured by El Hombre Lobo back on the LuchaMania episode from July 22nd.
El Padre de Valentine just brutalized poor Azul with clubbing forearm blows
and stomps in the corner. Padre finished off the blue masked man with a
powerful powerbomb while Dark Valentine made Pavo submit to an arm bar.
W: Los Rudos de Valentine

Postmatch the Valentines continued to beat up on their opponents until officials
ran out and broke things up.
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JI: What horrible behavior by these two men but an impressive debut nonetheless.

DH: The only horrible thing was these officials running out and stopping a
perfectly good beatdown! Bah!

JI: What's this?

[The crowd JUMPS to their feet as El Hijo de Magnifico, dressed in an expensive
white suit with his silver and gold mask on and the ASLL Heavyweight title 
belt over hsi shoulder, comes walking out to ringside.]

DH: The greatest rudo of them all, El Hijo de Magnifico, is here!

JI: He said he would be here for his special challenge he set up for Antonio
Morientes against Jose Ramirez which is up next.

DH: I can not wait to see Jose crush this European scum and our heavyweight
champion, Magnifico, will have the best seat for it!

JI: I do not understand the hate for European competitors..

DH: Because you are a traitor to our Azteca blood, Jose!

JI: *sighs* Let us go to comments.
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Tecnico Speak!
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Antonio Morientes: Hola, good people and supporters of All Star Lucha Libre.
Once again I am honored to have the opportunity to fight for all of you. I
have heard the comments made by our Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico,
about me and I would like to first apologize if I have offended anyone. It has
never been my intent to offend anyone or show any disrespect by competing in
ASLL. I respect Mexico's independence and it's peoples with all of my heart
as I respect all nations and all peoples. We are all the children of God and
we should all love one another. But, with that said, Magnifico has challenged
me to do battle with one of his friends, Jose Ramirez, for the right to 
compete in ASLL. I do not want trouble but I also would like to continue to
compete here in this wonderful company. I accept the challenge and will offer
my handshake and friendship to both Jose and Magnifico. Si, we will fight
Jose, but it does not have to be with evil or malice in our hearts. Let us
have a sporting match and may God protect both of us so we do not suffer any
injury in this contest. Mucho gracias for letting me have this opportunity
good people of ASLL and ultimate gratitude and thanks to the Lord.
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Rudo Speak!
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Jose Ramirez: I could flap my lips and introduce myself to all you people but
why should I? All of you know who I am! I am Jose Ramirez! The oldest son of
Eduardo Ramirez, the great luchadore! My father, my mother.. my other siblings..
They all just ADORE my younger brother Fernando. Bleh! Mi hermano is an idiot!
I shall smash his face into the canvas for the millionth time to show him that
I am the only one worthy of carrying on our father's legacy next time I see
him in the ring! But tonight, on the request of mi amigo, El Hijo de
Magnifico, I shall take care of this.. trash from Spain! Antonio Morientes...
Bleh! You want to sully OUR ring with your European blood?! Disgusting! I
am going to DESTROY you and kick you out of this place for all of our
people! Viva La Raza! Viva Mexico! Viva Rudo!
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Singles Match:
[Lightning Rules]
Tecnico: Antonio Morientes
vs
Rudo: Jose Ramirez
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With ASLL Heavyweight Champion, El Hijo de Magnifico, watching both Ramirez
and Morientes made their way to the ring. Morientes offered Magnifico a handshake
before entering the ring but the champion shook his head and declined the
offer. In the ring Morientes offered a handshake to Ramirez who SPIT on the
man from Madrid, Spain! Antonio wiped off the spit and once again tried to
offer a handshake only to get punched in the face! Jose shoved Morientes into
a corner and kicked and punched at him before whipping him across the ring.
Ramirez charged with a body splash but Antonio moved out of the way! Jose
came out with a wild right hand but Morientes hooked his arm and took him
down into a backslide roll up but Jose kicked out in time! Antonio put a
side headlock on the elder Ramirez brother but Jose reached to Morientes' face
and raked his eye to break the hold. Ramirez then choked Morientes with the
ropes and then choked him with his boot, only breaking off the chokes so not
to get disqualified by the referee. Ramirez put a half crab hold on Morientes 
but the HUGE champion reached for the ropes to break the hold. Ramirez 
scraped Antonio's face with his boot then picked up the grappler from 
Madrid and whipped him to the ropes only for Morientes to reverse it, leap
up and catch Jose's arms with his leg and take the elder Ramirez down with
a Crucifix Roll Up! The referee got in position and... MORIENTES GOT THE
THREE!
W: Antonio Morientes

Postmatch Morientes went to shake a livid Ramirez's hand only to get KICKED
IN THE GROIN! The man from Madrid rolled around in pain while Jose stormed
off to the back. El Hijo de Magnifico got to his feet, did a small clap for
the man from Spain then headed to the back himself. The referee helped
Antonio get up and go to the back.
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JI: I apologize to all our viewers for the horrible unsportsmanlike behavior
from Jose Ramirez! He lost the match cleanly after doing so much cheating
and Morientes was big enough to let it all slide and offer a handshake
only to..

DH: Get what he deserved!

JI: Diego!

DH: This is a travesty, Jose! We do not need European scum in our ring!

JI: I would argue with you but I know it's pointless to because you will
not listen to anything. 

DH: That is right. Wait..

JI: *sighs* I am sure we will hear more soon from everyone involved about
what we just saw but right now it is time for Maria Gets the Scoop!

DH: MARIA! TE AMO!
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Maria Gets the Scoop!
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[We cut to a door that has pieces of wood nailed across it with a poster spread
across the boards reading "The Minis Are Coming". A very confused and agitated
but jaw droppingly beautiful Maria Juarez, dressed in a purple dress that is
so tight and low cut.]

MJ: Who boarded up my studio?! What is going on here?! 

[On one side of her we see Ciclon dressed in his wrestling gear and shaking
his head. Next to him is Robot King.]

RK: The humans have reneged on their promise for air time for our campaign.
The robots disapprove.

V: Back off!

[We pan to the other side of Maria where we see Tarantula 4 and Mascara de
Oro.]

MdO: I am sure there is some explanation for all of this, so do not go into
your robotic diatribes against this beautiful senorita.

RK: Only cold metal and wires are beautiful.

[Maria looks angry now.]

MJ: Callate! What is this minis are coming thing? Are some little people
behind this?

[Out of nowhere appears the masked Dean Hayes. Maria is startled by his
entrance from out of nowhere.]

SDH: "El Muy Varonil" Senor Dean Hayes at your service senorita. What seems
to be the problem?

MJ: Tonto! Did you do this?!

[Dean looks at the door and then shakes his head.]

SDH: Oh no, Maria. I do not know anything about this but I would love to
discuss this with you over some coffee perhaps or..

[Maria lets out a long angry sigh and then stomps offscreen. Dean hangs his
head in sadness.]

MdO: You should not have made her angry, Robot King.

RK: Human females are easily angered unlike robots who adhere to easy solutions
in binary code and..

T4: Shut up!

RK: Spider human will not tell the king of robots what to do!

[Ciclon looks around and shrugs and then..]

*SMACK*

[He PUNCHES Tarantula 4 and oh yeah, that sets off a brawl between all four
luchadores. Dean watches the brawl for a moment then seems to get an idea..]

SDH: Maybe Maria is too high on the ladder for me to try out my new masked
chick magnet skills... Hrmmm..

[Dean walks off while the luchadores continue to brawl as we cut away.]
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DH: What just happened?! Where is Maria?! I NEED MY WINK!

JI: Someone has boarded up her studio and prevented her show from happening
this week..

DH: I do not know who these minis are but I sure am cross at them! I NEED MY
WINK FROM MARIA!

JI: What about this brawl going on with her guests..

DH: I WANT MY WINK FROM MARIA!

JI: Hold on.. Ah.. It appears our colleague from Phoenix Valley Wrestling is
now at ringside?

DH: Why is he interupting my need for a wink from Maria?!

[We cut to ringside where indeed we see Dean Hayes, still in his mask with the
microphone on the chin, standing by the front row.]

SDH: Folks I am hoping that I have learned some tips and I thought maybe I'd
practice them on some of the lovely women in attendance right here in Laredo,
Texas!

[BIG POP]

[Hayes starts walking up to a lovely dark skinned woman with curves and spilling
cleavage to melt butter for ages but the angry looking dark skinned man next to
her seems to discourage Dean from talking to her.]

SDH: Let me see who I can talk to here..

DH: I think Dean is going to get killed, Jose.

JI: I am sure he will be fine, Diego.

DH: Dean, if they take a swing at you, drop down as if you are dying!

JI: I wonder where you may have learned that from..

DH: What do you mean?

[Masked Dean stops in his tracks as he comes across a caucasian woman
dressed in a long sleeved light pink dress, a dress that looks like it
came out of Little House on the Prarie, and wearing a silver gray donkey
themed luchadore mask with a long brown wig on it and a pink bow in her
wig's hair.]

SDH: Woah! Maybe Masked Bros need Masked Hos!

[POP]

[Dean walks up to the masked woman with his microphone.]

SDH: Excuse me, Miss, but I have to ask.. Why are you here dressed up in that
mask and would you be interested in having a drink with me?

[DEAN IS SUAVE POP]

JI: Oh God.. 

DH: He's hitting on fans, Jose! He's trying to pick up masked fans!

JI: God help us.

[The donkey masked woman looks at Dean then shakes her head vigrously 
in the negatory and leans in towards Dean's microphone.]

Masked Woman: Senor, I have no interest in having a drink with you.

[REJECTION POP]

[Dean's masked head slumps down, defeated. The masked woman continues though..]

Masked Woman: But as to why I am here.. 

[She puts her hands together, seemingly swooning now!]

Masked Woman: I am here to see my favorite luchadore in the whole world!

[Masked Dean's interview skills kick in, as does his curiosity.]

SDH: Who is your favorite luchadore in the world?

[The donkey masked woman drops her head, seemingly turning shy when suddenly
"Escuela De Calor" by Radio Futura begins to play over the PA and her head 
pops up in attention and she begins to hop up and down!]

Masked Woman: HE'S HERE! HE IS HERE!

DH: Jose, who does this music belong to?

JI: No se, Diego! No se!

[All attention is on the entrance ramp and the crowd begins to cheer as
a caucasian man with a lean but very muscular physique wearing dark gray
trunks over silver gray tights and dark gray boots with white wrist tape
and.. A SILVER GRAY DONKEY THEMED LUCHADORE MASK!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Oh My God! It's that Platero Mask guy from our second episode!

DH: The one who gave tickets to those scumbag kids?

JI: Diego!

DH: Que?!

[The masked woman is hopping up and down as the donkey themed luchadore 
makes his way over to the masked Dean Hayes and the fan. Dean turns towards
the donkey masked man.]

SDH: Who are you?

[Platero Mask looks at the masked interviewer then nods his head.]

PM: Senor, my name is Platero Mask!

[POP]

PM: I have traveled from Moguer, Spain to do battle here in All Star Lucha
Libre for all the good people..

[Platero points at all the fans who CHEER FOR THEMSELVES!]

PM: The good people who are asking for a hero to come fill their hearts with
hope! Good people, I am here to be that hero!

[POP]

PM: And, Senor, I am here to win the heart of.. My Sweetheart!

[Platero Mask turns to the masked woman who strikes a shy demeanor. Platero
gets on one knee and puts his hands to his chest.]

PM: My heart pounds through my chest with the desire to obtain glory in
the name of my Sweetheart and bring hope to my dream of one day taking
her hand in mine!

DH: Jose.. There is a donkey man pouring his heart out to a donkey woman..
WHAT IS GOING ON?!

JI: No se, Diego. I do not know wh-

[Slayer's "South Of Heaven" suddenly interupts everything!]

DH: YES!

JI: Oh no, that is the music for..

DH: Devil's Den!

[From the back out stomps The Masked Diablo, Damien Fuego and Jack-O, 3/4ths
of Devil's Den! The former 4L World Heavyweight Champion, Diablo, leads his
minions to ringside and up to Platero Mask, the Sweetheart and the masked
Dean Hayes. Dean gets inbetween everyone and turns towards The Masked Diablo.]

SDH: Excuse me, sir, is there a problem?

[The Masked Diablo looks at Dean's mask and steps back and points to his
masked chin.]

TMD: What is on your chin?

SDH: Don't worry about my chin, blasted mask designer, but is there a problem?

TMD: Strange masked man with a microphone.. Si! We have a problem! My
nephew, Diablo Marquez, could not be here tonight due to an emergency in our
family. I am here though, the leader of Devil's Den, and I am suppose to sit
back there and watch this... 

[He motions towards Platero Mask and the Sweetheart.]

TMD: Disgusting debacle! No one wants to see these two NASTY burros! They
are wasting time that could be devoting to Devil's Den and our message of
brutality and EVIL!

[BOOS]

TMD: So donkey man, you should get going before I knock you down on your 
culo in front of your ugly muchacha!

[LOUD BOOS]

DH: Jose, this Platero guy is fixing to get his butt kicked! This is going to
be great!

[Dean turns towards Platero Mask.]

PM: Hmm, Senor Diablo.. You can say insulting words to me, that is one thing.
But flinging lies towards my Sweetheart.. Unforgivable! And because of that
it is now YOU who shall be sitting on your culo!

*SMACK*

[BIG POP]

JI: Oh My! Platero Mask just DECKED The Masked Diablo!

DH: That was uncalled for! Police arrest him!

[The Masked Diablo was indeed decked by Platero Mask and is now sitting on
his butt holding his face! Damien Fuego and Jack-O are surprised but then
go into action when Diablo motions for them to attack! Masked Dean Hayes
jumps up in fear since he is potentially caught in the middle of all of this.]

SDH: Feet Don't Fail Me Now!

[Masked Dean runs away towards the back as fast as he can while Fuego charges
at Platero only to get sent to the ground with a forearm smash! Jack-O tries
his own charge but the donkey themed luchadore back bodydrops the masked Jack
O Lantern themed fighter onto the floor! The Sweetheart jumps up and down 
clapping her hands while Platero Mask strikes a pose and the crowd..]

[BIG POP]

[Cheer him! But Masked Diablo gets to his feet and charges Platero from behind,
sending the donkey themed luchadore to the floor!]

[BOOS]

DH: Yes! Take that burrito!

JI: What a cheapshot by the Masked Diablo!

DH: It was not cheap at all! I think Platero Mask is going to pay dearly
actually!

[The Sweetheart now is in distress as The Masked Diablo and his two minions
begin to stalk over the downed Platero Mask but then.. The Crowd goes WILD!]

DH: What is happening?

JI: Los Perros Diminutos!

[Pugacito Fernandez and Chihuahua Nunez race down to ringside and they 
jump on Damien Fuego and Jack-O! The former WP-1 tag team are brawling
with the Devil's Den minions! Masked Diablo is surprised and then he's
surprised again because Platero Mask jumps to his feet and spins the
former 4L Champion around and begins brawling with him! It's a big six
man brawl!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Unbelievable! We have a massive brawl going on here before our main
event! 

DH: It is the fault of these hooligans, Platero Mask and his little dog
friends!

[Referees and officials swarm down to ringside seperating everyone and
restore order.]

JI: This is crazy! Amigos, the All Star Lucha Libre Tag Team Championships
is up for grabs next in our main event! We are going to cut to words from
the challengers and then the champions while we get all of this mess
straightened out here!
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Rudos Speak!
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Asesino Loco: Los Corazones clowns.. The time for the "hit" to go down is
right now! We have gotten rid of All Monster Attack for a long time and now
nothing stands between us getting our job done. Your reigns as the ASLL Tag
Team Champions is almost up. You could try to run away but nothing will do
you any good. 

Grinning Death: The end is here for those two. The time for talk is over. You
only get one deal, the same deal we offer everyone.

Both: DEATH!
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Tecnicos Speak!
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Corazón Blanco: For two long years we've held these championship belts with 
pride, honor and dignity. We've faced all challengers and as true champions 
do, we've won.

Corazón Rojo: Now though we face the Death Dealers ... former champions who 
dwarf us ...

CB: Not something that hasn't been done before ... Look at us. We know we've 
never been the biggest perros in the fight and we probably never will be.

CR: The Death Dealers are two men who use any method to win ... take every 
opportunity to make a statement .. including El Martinete!

[Long pause.]

CR: Heinous! I thought we saw it all in America when Emylee was brutually 
attacked by Los Renegados ...

CB: I never thought we would see anyone sink below their level ...

CR: But you two have ... Asesino Loco and Grinning Death ... the only way 
you're walking out with this titles is ...

CB: If you do to us what you did to Terror Bird Magma!
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Main Event!
ASLL Tag Team Championship Match:
[Lucha Libre Rules]
Tecnicos: (c)Los Corazones (Blanco Corazon & Rojo Corazon)
vs
Rudos: Death Dealers (Asesino Loco & Grinning Death)
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Primera Caida:
As Los Corazones made their way to the ring the challengers, Death Dealers,
charged out of the ring and attacked the champions! They tossed the champions
into the ring and sent Emylee running away. Then Loco got two chairs and tossed
them into the ring. Death picked up one of the chairs and SMASHED it over the
head of Blanco! Rojo tried to attack only to be attacked by Loco from behind.
The referee warned the challengers if they continued with the weapons they
would be disqualified but the two men ignored the referee and Asesino picked
up the other chair and BLASTED Rojo with it! The referee decided the first
fall as a disqualification in favor of the champions!
1a: Los Corazones

Segunda Caida:
Apparently though this was all part of the challengers plans. With the
champions in rough shape from the chair shots and without much time to
recover the rudos were quick to begin their assault anew! First they focused
on Blanco who they pummeled with stiff shots and then hit a Double Spinebuster
on for an easy 3! Then they dragged Rojo in who was still reeling from
the chairshot over the head and they hit him with a Double Backdrop Suplex
and put a Boston Crab/Camel Clutch combo hold on the luchadore. Rojo tried
to fight it off but quickly tapped out and now both teams were a fall apiece!
2a: Death Dealers

Tercera Caida:
The challengers could taste victory was near! They isolated Blanco at the
start of the 3rd fall and stomped away at him and worked over his back with
knee drops and elbow drops. Rojo tried to rush in and help his partner but
Death gave him a hard elbow to the head and dragged Rojo out of the ring.
He whipped Rojo into a ring post and went to stomping away on him. Meanwhile
in the ring Loco hit an over the knee backbreaker on Blanco and then set him
up for an over the shoulder powerslam but Blanco escaped and tried to roll
Asesino up from behind with an inside cradle but the big man was able to
escape. Both men rushed to their feet and Loco reactively lashed out with a
kick right to the groin. The problem? The referee was right there. He saw it
and he DISQUALIFIED ASESINO LOCO! The crowd CHEERED! It was now both members
of Los Corazones vs Grinning Death! Death looked up from outside the ring
and rushed in and argued withthe referee but the official wouldn't budge.
Loco apologized to his partner as he rolled out of the ring, shaking his head.
Blanco got to his feet only to be knocked into a corner by Death from behind.
Grinning Death hooked Blanco from behind and went for a Backdrop Suplex.. But
Blanco flipped out and landed on his feet and.. DROPKICKED DEATH FROM BEHIND!
The rudo hit the turnbuckles hard and staggered backwards where both Los
Corazones, Rojo and Blanco were waiting! Both men nodded to each other then
grabbed Death and.. DOUBLE INSIDE CRADLE ROLL UP FROM BEHIND! Grinning
Death tried to kick out but.. HE COULDN'T! LOS CORAZONES GOT THE 3!
3a: Los Corazones 

W: Los Corazones

Postmatch the Death Dealers stomped off to the back, fuming, while Los Corazones
celebrated with the Laredo crowd and Emylee over their successful title defense!
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JI: What a victory for the ASLL Tag Team Champions, Los Corazones! 

DH: There is no justice in this world.

JI: What are you talking about? This victory tonight by Los Corazones was all
about justice!

DH: Blegh! VIVA RUDOS! Death Dealers got robbed! Robbed I tell you!

Voice: I was robbed!

[The masked Dean Hayes shows up next to Jose and Diego.]

JI: Dean! 

SDH: I was robbed of all the kisses and loving I should be getting!

DH: Ugh! I do not get a wink from Maria, Euro scum win, Death Dealers are
robbed of the ASLL Tag team titles and NOW we close out with...

SDH: "El Muy Varonil" Senor Dean Hayes at your service!

JI: Did you enjoy your time here at ASLL, Dean?

SDH: I did and I am excited to take back some of my lucha libre lessons
back to Phoenix to show off the ways of masked love!

DH: Ugh! At least tell mi hermano Pete hello for me.

SDH: He's your brother? That diving refere-

DH: Pete is a saint!

JI: *sighs* That is all the time we have for now, be sure to join us
next time!
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(c)2011 ASLL